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http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/2654089123.html I don't have any way of screenshotting this at the moment, but I can't imagine it lasting long. Suzuki RE-5.
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I dunno.. Lambo doors aside, if he's taken as much care of the guts as he has of the body and interior, that e36 isn't a bad deal.
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blugu64 posted:http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/2654089123.html  Suzuki Rotary Engine Motorcycle - $1000 (Carrollton) Date: 2011-10-17, 10:29AM CDT Reply to: sale-fcexx-2654089123@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] 1976 Suzuki RE5 has the Wankel engine and 9734 miles on the odometer. These were only made in 1975 and 1976, so it's pretty rare. Jay Lemo has one in his collection. All original except for the seat. The only missing parts as far as I can tell are the gas cap and 2 turn signal lens. Not running. Engine turns over, but it needs a complete restoration. I have the key. Plenty of parts and info available on-line. I have the Engine Repair Manual that is included. I bought it because it was cool and unusual, but it really needs someone who will restore it. Location: Carrollton it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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Oct 20, 2011 19:01
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Will that win you admission to the RADL?
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Oct 22, 2011 12:56
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I think this qualifies as actual gold: http://reno.craigslist.org/cto/2663043531.html 
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Oct 23, 2011 04:52
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At work and not able to take screenshots, but uhhh http://newlondon.craigslist.org/ctd/2663517671.html
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Oct 23, 2011 10:37
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dag01 posted:At work and not able to take screenshots, but uhhh See how it's all an image? Can't copy and paste the email address? Dead giveaway that it's not legit.
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Oct 23, 2011 11:25
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A real special deal, a bit slow but strong as an ox. p.s. might be willing to come downs on the price.
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Oct 24, 2011 22:17
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krysmopompas posted:A real special deal, a bit slow but strong as an ox. 
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Oct 24, 2011 22:44
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You Am I posted:Sure you want a Wintard I feel a bit of shame for never thinking of calling them that when they were all over the goddamn road while I was growing up. 
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Oct 24, 2011 22:59
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krysmopompas posted:A real special deal, a bit slow but strong as an ox. It's good for towing, it has tard strength.
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Oct 25, 2011 01:39
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Immaculate Merkur xr4ti on bring a trailer: http://bringatrailer.com/2011/10/24/california-touring-car-1987-merkur-xr4ti/ and ebay http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/e...ht_29216wt_1165 
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Oct 26, 2011 15:07
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Haha wtf is going on here?
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Oct 26, 2011 22:45
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Guessing its a way ford skirted the dumb 85mph US federal speedometer requirements they had in the 80s.
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Oct 26, 2011 22:58
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Placing the numbers every 15 MPH instead of 10 or 20 seems pretty stupid to me too.
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Oct 27, 2011 01:04
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I like how the odometer only has a five digit place holder for miles. No, no. This car/truck will not last 100km.
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Oct 27, 2011 02:31
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SimulatedWoodgrain posted:Guessing its a way ford skirted the dumb 85mph US federal speedometer requirements they had in the 80s. When was this changed? My '88 Trans Am has a 140 MPH speedo. Then again, it was built in Canada...
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Black88GTA posted:When was this changed? My '88 Trans Am has a 140 MPH speedo. Then again, it was built in Canada... It was put in place in 1979 and removed in 1981. The NHTSA realized it was a stupid rule. It included highlighting "55" in some manner (like the red hash on that one). Some manufacturers didn't bother to switch back after making that change until the next redesign.
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Black88GTA posted:When was this changed? My '88 Trans Am has a 140 MPH speedo. Then again, it was built in Canada... My 87' IROC has a 145 as well, apparently some late 86s could get it. So I'd guess 87' was the first official model year that that limit was gone but not every manufacturer went out and renumbered their speedos right away.
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Oct 27, 2011 18:30
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Oct 28, 2011 02:00
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The Great Went posted:I like how the odometer only has a five digit place holder for miles. No, no. This car/truck will not last 100km. My 87 Mustang was like that. You'll also notice a lot of people selling fox-bodies for X0,000 ORIGINAL MILES! Can't be proven unless you check the carfax and see that in May 1995 it had 94,000 then suddenly in November it only had 1,300.
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Oct 28, 2011 02:58
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Oct 28, 2011 07:23
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kimbo305 posted:hahahahaha I like to pretend that those horrible fisheye pictures are actually me looking through the scope of a very large rifle. Target Acquired.
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Oct 28, 2011 17:04
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There's no listed price, which s probably for the best. This way I can pretend I could afford to buy and drive the gently caress out of it every day. http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/ctd/2653793601.html 
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Oct 28, 2011 17:14
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Here is possibly the most honest ad I've seen. If I had the skills to do this I'd be all over it. I know it would sit in a pile of increasingly rusted parts in my garage for years though. http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/cto/2672565607.html 
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Funzo posted:There's no listed price, which s probably for the best. This way I can pretend I could afford to buy and drive the gently caress out of it every day. Not sure why that's gold, especially with no price. It's just a semi-ratty old 911SC convertible (needs paint help, wheel refinishing and likely a lot of deferred maintenance if it was left to look like that). It's probably worth somewhere around $15k. Possibly less by the looks of it. I'd consider this "gold" if it were priced at $9k, or the other kind of "gold" if they thought it was worth north of $25k.
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Mezmerized Machine posted:My 87 Mustang was like that. You'll also notice a lot of people selling fox-bodies for X0,000 ORIGINAL MILES! Can't be proven unless you check the carfax and see that in May 1995 it had 94,000 then suddenly in November it only had 1,300. This worked in my favor when i got my 92 Mustang actually. The sales guy thought it had 143k on it.  Joke's on him though, Carfax had regular records leading right up to the time I bought it showing less than 42k. Of course, the car was in poo poo shape regardless, and the car showed zero oil pressure the entire 15 mile drive home (and who knows how long before that). I thought the gauge was broken. Good news - the gauge was fine!  Bad news: I had to add 3 quarts to get it to the full mark. Good thing the 2.3 was bulletproof I guess.
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Oct 29, 2011 00:04
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If this is real, it's guaranteed gold: (And I'm dying to know what the car is) 
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Oct 29, 2011 01:52
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Why not call the number and ask if they'll e-mail pictures or give you a VIN number?
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Armyman25 posted:Why not call the number and ask if they'll e-mail pictures or give you a VIN number? LOL I just called the number in the ad and it went to voicemail. It said "If you're calling about the craigslist ad this is the wrong number. Can you please email the person that posted the ad and tell them it's a wrong number, my phone's been ringing off the hook. Thanks, this is Eric." God drat, I knew it was too good to be true.
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Oct 29, 2011 03:46
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Oh man that is an amazing prank
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Oct 29, 2011 03:47
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kimbo305 posted:hahahahaha I always thought "triple black" would mean black interior, black exterior, and a black landau or convertible top. What's the third black here?  The rims?
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kimbo305 posted:hahahahaha At that price I'm very surprised to not see the word "invested."
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Oct 29, 2011 04:30
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VideoTapir posted:At that price I'm very surprised to not see the word "invested." it was too hard to attempt spelling
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Astroman posted:I always thought "triple black" would mean black interior, black exterior, and a black landau or convertible top. What's the third black here? Black paint, blacked-out trim and black interior, I guess. In other words, "murdered out".
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A few of my buddies like to post Craigslist car ads on Facebook that they find funny. This one is by far the best I've ever seen, do yourself a favor and check this out. Here's a quote taken from the post and all of it is as ridiculous as this.Craigslist posted:Now, I'll be honest. The wheels are a little lackluster, although everyones gunna be so focused on your super gangster drifting that nobody is going to give a f*ck about your sh*tty stock 16s. Don't worry, I've got you fcking covered. Its like we're in Vietnam and you just got ambushed by Charlie. Don't worry, friend, I've got your fcking back and I blow charlie to kingdom fcking come. For an extra $450 I can throw in some added p*ssy magnets for wheels, just don't come crawling back to me complaining that you're getting TOO much vajayjay. Bright fcking green 18s. Greens not your thing? Super legit silver 18s. Done like dinner. http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/2619410616.html
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Oct 30, 2011 20:07
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^^ That is the best, and funniest ad I've ever read. Love it!
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Oct 30, 2011 21:37
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Oct 31, 2011 09:38
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Ugh, yeah. I checked the last couple pages to make sure it wasn't already posted but I somehow totally missed that. My apologies. (insert lame excuse here justifying the re-posting of that ad) 
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i'm calling dibs
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