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maniacripper
May 3, 2009
STANNIS BURNS SHIREEN
HIZDAR IS THE HARPY
JON GETS STABBED TO DEATH
DANY FLIES OFF ON DROGON

Chinston Wurchill posted:

For those who don't frequent the FCW thread, here's Claudio Castanoli's debut match.

Regal is the poo poo.

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Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sod3MoDj_Zs

This was just 2 years ago, but I was on Spotify when this song came up on a friend's playlist. It sounded familiar, so I searched it and this is what came up. I know at the time we were tired of seeing Cena v Orton, as it had been those two at it from Night of Champions through then.

Doesn't stop this promo package from being fantastic though.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
Orton used to do a DROPSAULT:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXKhsPA_qS4

Those jumping splits aren't as weird anymore...

Z-Magic
Feb 19, 2011

They talk about the people and the proletariat, I talk about the suckers and the mugs - it's the same thing. They have their five-year plans, so have I.
Wrestler accused wimpy dentist of sexual assault

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Holding a title in the US is so vague. WWE or TNA? Or a smaller promotion like SHIMMER?

Eugene Jerome
Jun 24, 2005

by angerbeet
Heyyyyyyy look at this

PoO3
Dec 30, 2000

Eugene Jerome posted:

Heyyyyyyy look at this

is it my computer or does that load reaaaaaly slowly for anyone else?
i have 2mb/s download speed, but it plays about 5 seconds for 5 minutes of loading

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
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Might want to get rid of that. Files and all.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Don't call Cena the Yankees.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzNsebh6jPw

I think he had a sore throat here.

The Man From Melmac
Sep 8, 2008
edit: nevermind.

Twisted Eye
Jan 6, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytm7gB1xvQ

New Botchamania 190.

The very last clip, before the fan-ending, is hilarious. I assume it was a prank? Did someone script that out for her, and she just didn't catch it as she was reading it? Gene's reaction is just priceless.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


I posted this last year, but it deserves a repost. WWE's ECW did a Halloween-based battle royal called the Monster Mash. It was Kane vs. Khali vs. Big Daddy V vs. Mark Henry. Not a very good match, but that doesn't matter. What matters is how throughout the night, they would hype up each of the four guys through a Boris Karloff impersonator narrating video packages. They were awesome.

Sadly, only one of these is uploaded onto YouTube. Here's Khali's, where he's referred to as a Leviathon creature while crushing Batista.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8z3pY5GtDA

The Beardiest Dragon

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Cody Rhodes talks Zelda.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Cody Rhodes talks Zelda.

"Congratulations on 25 years of excellence. :haw:"

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Cody Rhodes talks Zelda.

Link's Quest?

POSER! YOU'RE A POSER CODY RHODES!

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant

Lone Rogue posted:

Link's Quest?

POSER! YOU'RE A POSER CODY RHODES!

It was a bad game, I don't fault him for not remembering the name.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Xenoletum posted:

It was a bad game, I don't fault him for not remembering the name.

It wasn't a bad game. People just suck at playing it.

Kneecaps
Mar 22, 2003

We're not playing paddy cake here!
Soiled Meat

Lone Rogue posted:

Link's Quest?

POSER! YOU'RE A POSER CODY RHODES!

He has the Triforce on his boots.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Kneecaps posted:

He has the Triforce on his boots.

Triforce boots, a Doctor Doom mask, and a jacket he designed after seeing it in an X-Men comic.

But no, Bryan's the nerd.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Lone Rogue posted:

It wasn't a bad game. People just suck at playing it.

No, it was a bad game.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Joey McChrist posted:

No, it was a bad game.

Again, you just sucked at it.

Zelda II was a very good side scrolling adventure. It was flawed but technicially it had drat good gameplay and the only people who rage against it or try to argue about it being "bad" are those who are not good at it.

Same goes for people who don't like Majora's Mask. I'm one of those who can't loving stand timed games and Majora has a clock. It bothers the hell out of me. But is it a bad game? No, it's a masterpiece.

Cody will never fight Dark Link because he sucks.

:colbert:

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Lone Rogue posted:

Again, you just sucked at it.

Zelda II was a very good side scrolling adventure. It was flawed but technicially it had drat good gameplay and the only people who rage against it or try to argue about it being "bad" are those who are not good at it.

Same goes for people who don't like Majora's Mask. I'm one of those who can't loving stand timed games and Majora has a clock. It bothers the hell out of me. But is it a bad game? No, it's a masterpiece.

Cody will never fight Dark Link because he sucks.

:colbert:

I've beaten that loving game 4 loving times, once recently for my little brother because he couldn't beat it.

Dark Link is a bitch, it's a bad game, and I'm done with this discussion. :colbert:

Don't gently caress with Super Dragon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMcba-AlsLA

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


Joey McChrist posted:

Don't gently caress with Super Dragon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMcba-AlsLA

I think that was staged. I have never seen a promotion that allows that much interaction with fans without security right there. Either it was staged or PWG has the worst security in the world.

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
Is Super Dragon a real thing? :stare:

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Bocc Kob posted:

Is Super Dragon a real thing? :stare:

he's literally a dragon irl

Kneecaps
Mar 22, 2003

We're not playing paddy cake here!
Soiled Meat

Bocc Kob posted:

Is Super Dragon a real thing? :stare:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMmTFt45eyI

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Bizarro Kanyon posted:

I think that was staged. I have never seen a promotion that allows that much interaction with fans without security right there. Either it was staged or PWG has the worst security in the world.
People know they shouldn't gently caress with Kevin Steen or Super Dragon. That's what keeps the fans away.

Oatgan posted:

he's literally a dragon irl
He's the blackest man in professional wrestling.

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755
I was really weirded out when I saw Super Dragon unmasked in a Chris Bosh video.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Guys I found shaman of cum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcfUxF4J2MM

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Danshoku Dino and Kudo are coming back to the Eastern United States again, which means I may get to meet Dino again!!

Here's the first meeting:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpDSqcEuPtI

"This man is billed as hardcore gay"

I wasn't one of the guys who he tried to make out with in the video. I met him at intermission though. I didn't quite know a lot about him before that, but that night is what made me a fan. I will make sure to give Dino a nice big french if he makes it back to West Virginia.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


El Gallinero Gros posted:

Guys I found shaman of cum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcfUxF4J2MM

This is impossible because he didn't get into PWG until like 09.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Guys I found shaman of cum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcfUxF4J2MM

Angry fan was fine,but Joey Ryan fan will always be superior.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
The guy explained in the second volume in the comments that he wouldn't be doing a Joey Ryan Fan comp after initially saying he would.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
What a jerk. Joey Ryan fan was great at all sorts of random southern california indy shows I would go to. There was one time where he was really bored of the match going on so he just started singing 1980's sitcom theme songs really loudly, and everyone joined in so you had the whole crowd singing theme songs.

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.
Special Halloween episode of THE Tommy Dreamer TV: http://youtu.be/4Cmxahqk1JY

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I like Tommy Dreamer. :)

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Matlock posted:

I was really weirded out when I saw Super Dragon unmasked in a Chris Bosh video.

Which one? I'm really insanely curious to know what Dragon's face looks like.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

CombineThresher posted:

Which one? I'm really insanely curious to know what Dragon's face looks like.
Lioncock. His faced is blacked out the entire time, all you can see is his black/asian-looking facial hair.

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apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
It's Bobby Heenan's birthday today, so do yourself a favour and watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofL6oWA9Bhs

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