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Lone Rogue posted:But let's say, hypothetically, that you enjoyed it. Therefore, it was hypothetically a good blowjob. Trip report : Hypothetical Blowjobs definitely not as good as Real Blowjobs
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# ? Oct 30, 2011 21:38 |
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Mega GIRL posted:I can't be mad at Oatgan for defending Hayes. He's from Badstreet, USA. Gotta rep your homies.
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# ? Oct 30, 2011 21:45 |
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Mystery Opponent posted:Trip report : Hypothetical Blowjobs definitely not as good as Real Blowjobs What about Hypothetical Fauxjobs?
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# ? Oct 30, 2011 21:48 |
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Mega GIRL posted:Lone Rogue posted:I can't be mad at Oatgan for defending Hayes. He's from Badstreet, USA. Gotta rep your homies.
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# ? Oct 30, 2011 21:55 |
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Lone Rogue posted:But let's say, hypothetically, that you enjoyed it. Therefore, it was hypothetically a good blowjob. Reminds me of one of my favorite off-color jokes. I ever tell you about the worst blowjob I ever had? ... no? It was fuckin' great!
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# ? Oct 30, 2011 22:03 |
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Oatgan posted:Michael Hayes is a shithead and a racist by pretty much every account, but I can't fathom the leap from that to "blow me or you're fired." Sorry. lol
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 03:34 |
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Lloyd Boner posted:lol "He may be a racist, a backstabber, a liar but he is not, IS NOT, an advantageous sexist."
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 03:41 |
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I don't think Hayes is smart enough for the idea of leveraging what power he has for that to even occur to him. This sounds like a locker room rumor more than anything.
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 03:50 |
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Timby posted:Reminds me of one of my favorite off-color jokes. Hulkamatt told me about his first blowjob once. The guy came in his mouth and everything.
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 03:52 |
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Personally I chose to believe every rumor and scummy story in wrestling, everything from the dildo blender to Lita getting pissed on by El Dandy. So Michael Hayes getting mouth fun from a diva isn't that much of a stretch for me.
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 04:00 |
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Moose Bigelow posted:Hulkamatt told me about his first blowjob once. The guy came in his mouth and everything. John Cena's account spotted
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 04:00 |
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Grant DaNasty posted:Personally I chose to believe every rumor and scummy story in wrestling, everything from the dildo blender to Lita getting pissed on by El Dandy. So Michael Hayes getting mouth fun from a diva isn't that much of a stretch for me. My favourite wrestling rumours all involve luchadors doing grotesque things to female wrestlers (Lita/El Dandy, Woman/Luchador who bit her rear end whose name I can't remember. Actually, I'm going to assume that was El Dandy as well).
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 04:10 |
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Wait now, what's the Lita/El Dandy story?
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 04:12 |
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Cardboard Box posted:Wait now, what's the Lita/El Dandy story? Oh wait I was mixed up. -El Dandy's banged both Lita AND Fishman & Lola Gonzales's hot daughter. -Lita has been pissed on by Steve Corino and Danny Doring. -Lita took off for Mexico in the 90s and bang anyone down there that would "train" her in the ring.
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 04:14 |
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Hahaha what. Seriously? I guess that's not surprising.
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 04:16 |
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apsouthern posted:
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 04:17 |
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Lita went to the beach with Corino and Doring and got stung by a jellyfish? Why is that a scandal?
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 04:18 |
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Cardboard Box posted:Hahaha what. Seriously? It comes from a big list of wrestling rumours that was circulated. If you buy into the, "All rumours are true" theory, then Lita just got pissed on by a lot of wrestlers.
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 04:18 |
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Sue Denim posted:You'd have to be so fickle and desperate to spend multiple tens of thousands of company dollars on unneeded talent for a single blow job. But it's not his money, and more importantly, it is his dick. Lone Rogue posted:It comes from a big list of wrestling rumours that was circulated. If you buy into the, "All rumours are true" theory, then Lita just got pissed on by a lot of wrestlers. I don't know where it was originally posted, but I found it here: http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=21720
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 04:19 |
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There's the Woman story!quote:There was this dude called John Arezzi who hosted a radio show and did some promoting. He promoted a AAA tour around the US and insisted on using Woman as a manager for Psicosis, because he used to be in love with her. Konnan was booking Baja California, and since he was friends with Woman (from ECW), he got her to do a small tour around Tijuana, Mexicali... After a Tijuana (I think) show everybody went back to their rooms. The TJ guys just stayed at home, Konnan shared a room with his buddies and Woman had her own room. Very late (in the midnight) somebody started screaming and pounding hard on Konnan's door. He opened the door and it was a half naked Nancy Sullivan whose face was a mess. They let her in and she told them that she got high with Metal and they were about to gently caress, but he was so loving wasted that he couldn't get it up from all the poo poo he'd been doing all day. So... he started biting her rear end realllly hard. She hit him in the face with something to get him off, he then hit her back and she just escaped as soon as she could. At the time Konnan was scared because he didn't want to get on Peña's back side by having an argument with Metal, and he was afraid it would cost him his WCW job if this got to Sullivan. Years later I told him "If Sullivan had found about it, he'd probably have gone down Mexico and cut Metal's balls off". He then said "Not really, he probably beats her up even worse"... That last line always depresses me
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 04:27 |
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Lone Rogue posted:Actually, I'm going to assume that was El Dandy as well). Who are we to doubt El Dandy?
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 04:27 |
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Jerusalem posted:Lita went to the beach with Corino and Doring and got stung by a jellyfish? Why is that a scandal?
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 05:08 |
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Perigryn posted:That's right. Corino stepped up after Doring got stage fright! She was his friend and needed help! He'll be there for her, when the (golden) rain starts to fall
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 05:09 |
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She got stung by Aldo Montoya.
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 09:27 |
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And they helped her out in her time of need so selflessly? That's just incredible!
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 10:38 |
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Lone Rogue posted:There's the Woman story! Konnan is such an interesting guy, has he ever done a proper shoot? I imagine he'd have tons of amazing stories and judging by the stories he's prepared to tell he must have some incredible ones his lips are sealed on. Speaking of 'Scummiest Wrestling Stories.txt' as we were, could someone upload it again? I'm certain there used to be a link in a stickied thread but last time I looked I couldn't find it. Warning: It's not for the faint of heart.
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Sue Denim posted:Speaking of 'Scummiest Wrestling Stories.txt' as we were, could someone upload it again? I'm certain there used to be a link in a stickied thread but last time I looked I couldn't find it. I've had it linked in the OP of the Wrestling Questions thread for awhile, here it is again: http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/kotdm15/listsleeze.html
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 12:11 |
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Sue Denim posted:Konnan is such an interesting guy, has he ever done a proper shoot? I imagine he'd have tons of amazing stories and judging by the stories he's prepared to tell he must have some incredible ones his lips are sealed on. Can't find it on ROH's website, but he did a Straight Shootin' DVD hosted by Jim Cornette. http://www.amazon.com/Straight-Shootin-Konnan-11-5-06-Ring-Honor/dp/B000NP3V3A He also guests on Wrestling Observer Radio every couple of months. Always a good listen.
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 12:15 |
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Strenuous Manflurry posted:Can't find it on ROH's website, but he did a Straight Shootin' DVD hosted by Jim Cornette. http://www.amazon.com/Straight-Shootin-Konnan-11-5-06-Ring-Honor/dp/B000NP3V3A Thanks to you J-Ru, you're a diamond.
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 13:07 |
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Let's talk about Dem BoyzJay Briscoe posted:"...gently caress that poo poo"-what my son said when he saw the TNA logo on the Hulk Hogan costume he wanted #ThatsMyBoy #HopeMyWifeDontReadThis hahaha, Jay Briscoe and his kid are awesome.
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 14:17 |
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So he wanted to be Hulk Hogan but not wear a TNA product?
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 15:24 |
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He/they're married?! I always pictured the Brisco's as life-time members of the bachelor club.
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 16:16 |
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Kid probably gets to watch old school Hogan. Who couldn't love 1988 Hogan at age 5?
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 16:33 |
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The best thing about Ricardo's twitter is him posting old internet pictures.
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 19:51 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:Kid probably gets to watch old school Hogan. Exacly, dude. When you're a little kid no one else has the presence Hogan does. John Cena must look awesome to a 5 year old.
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 20:16 |
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Dem Boyz have bred? Oh God the cycle continues....
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 21:57 |
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Grantonio posted:Exacly, dude. When you're a little kid no one else has the presence Hogan does. John Cena must look awesome to a 5 year old. John Cena IS awesome to five year olds. I've confiscated at least two Cena figures from them so far this year.
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 22:10 |
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Fushin posted:John Cena IS awesome to five year olds. I've confiscated at least two Cena figures from them so far this year. haha, kids must love the guy. My 4 year old niece loves Cena. She also loves Jericho weirdly enough. Oh yeah, please tell me you gave those action figures back.
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# ? Oct 31, 2011 22:20 |
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Grantonio posted:haha, kids must love the guy. My 4 year old niece loves Cena. She also loves Jericho weirdly enough. Yeah, although it's tempting to keep a couple CM Punk figures handy and give those back instead. I'm not a total rear end in a top hat, though.
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Jerusalem posted:Dem Boyz have bred? Oh God the cycle continues.... I have the wedding photos somewhere...
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