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VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Bodnoirbabe posted:

Bad-assidnes.

Bad-rear end FASHION. :smug:

# ? Oct 30, 2011 06:28

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 10:16

ElvisKilledMe: Jul 14, 2008; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

That last quote makes me wish that I were English. Mother gently caress.

Actually the University of Newcastle they are referring to is in Australia, though all things considered he probably is of UK decent.

For bad-rear end add though, The Haka

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Hb632BCCw&feature=related

# ? Oct 30, 2011 08:17

Mr. Gibbycrumbles: Aug 30, 2004; Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

oddspelling posted:

I wonder what he's a doctor of?

I dunno, but I would bet he works in the same research facility as this guy:

It's probably something to do with faster-than-light propulsion, or time travel, or cloning dinosaurs - but more likely it's all three.

# ? Oct 30, 2011 10:25

cobalt impurity: Apr 23, 2010; I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

I dunno, but I would bet he works in the same research facility as this guy:

[Professor Badass]

That's actually a fashion designer :ssh:

# ? Oct 30, 2011 11:47

PromethiumX: Mar 5, 2003

cobalt impurity posted:

That's actually a fashion designer

I thought he was the Mens fashion editor for ESPN Magazine?

# ? Oct 30, 2011 14:03

Yancy_Street: Nov 26, 2007; drunk octopus
wants to fight you

Grimlock is a playable character in the new Transformers game. His only non-melee attack is throwing robots at other robots. Also, he can't transform on command. He'll maul people until a rage meter hits full at which point HE WILL UNCONTROLLABLY TURN INTO A FIRE-BREATHING ROBOT TYRANNOSAURUS.

Badass.

# ? Oct 30, 2011 16:13

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

PromethiumX posted:

I thought he was the Mens ~~fashion editor~~ "style director" for ESPN Magazine?

Not anymore. Now he makes shirts.

# ? Oct 31, 2011 01:36

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

OK Octopus posted:

Grimlock is a playable character in the new Transformers game. His only non-melee attack is throwing robots at other robots. Also, he can't transform on command. He'll maul people until a rage meter hits full at which point HE WILL UNCONTROLLABLY TURN INTO A FIRE-BREATHING ROBOT TYRANNOSAURUS.

Badass.

At that point Megatron and Prime should just sit on the sidelines with some Transformer beer and say you know, gently caress this war, neither of us are getting out of this alive.

# ? Oct 31, 2011 02:56

Vidaeus: Jan 27, 2007; Cats are gonna cat.

OK Octopus posted:

Grimlock is a playable character in the new Transformers game. His only non-melee attack is throwing robots at other robots. Also, he can't transform on command. He'll maul people until a rage meter hits full at which point HE WILL UNCONTROLLABLY TURN INTO A FIRE-BREATHING ROBOT TYRANNOSAURUS.

Badass.

ME GRIMLOCK, ME KING!

# ? Oct 31, 2011 08:10

AbdominalSnowman: Mar 2, 2009; by Ozmaugh

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

I dunno, but I would bet he works in the same research facility as this guy:

It's probably something to do with faster-than-light propulsion, or time travel, or cloning dinosaurs - but more likely it's all three.

Is that Terrel Owens in the background there?

# ? Nov 1, 2011 04:42

gohuskies: Oct 23, 2010; I spend a lot of time making posts to justify why I'm not a self centered shithead that just wants to act like COVID isn't a thing.

AbdominalSnowman posted:

Is that Terrel Owens in the background there?

Yeah the bad-rear end guy works at ESPN. He's in charge of fashion for the anchors and commenters.

# ? Nov 1, 2011 06:56

RCarr: Dec 24, 2007

joat mon posted:

Not anymore. Now he makes shirts.

# ? Nov 1, 2011 22:24

That Ignorant Sap: Nov 20, 2010; YOU AIN'T LOOKIN' AT A
BUNCH OF RHINOS, HERE.

Cowslips Warren posted:

At that point Megatron and Prime should just sit on the sidelines with some Transformer beer and say you know, gently caress this war, neither of us are getting out of this alive.

Actually, in some cool continuity we never seem to see on this side of the world, they did.
And looked badass during the truce.

# ? Nov 2, 2011 23:05

bee: Dec 17, 2008; Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?

Ignimbrite posted:

Hey, another UoN goon! I knew there had to be more than just me. The dapper gent is awesome. I've never spoken with him but we've crossed paths before. I nodded to him and he nodded back. He just oozes dapper.

e:
VVV I have a feeling he's a philosphy lecturer.

Hey fellow UoN goon

Meet another bad-rear end from UoN.... Conan Stevens!

http://www.conanstevens.com/tall-actors-giant-life/conan-stevens-history/growing-up-in-newcastle-beach.html

As for Dr Bridle, I would think that if he's working in the library as an archivist, he possibly has a doctorate in classics or literature?

# ? Nov 3, 2011 01:25

ReverendSasquatch: Feb 22, 2005; thought I told you to SHUT UP!

Bad rear end

Donald Sutherland at Occupy Vancouver

Source:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/monseparis/6251692883/

# ? Nov 3, 2011 22:43

RebelWorm: Mar 23, 2011; I'm a tough guy

So if we can post video game pictures:

# ? Nov 3, 2011 22:53

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

I can not wait to see this goony badass on the big screen.

The Goon

Nastyman has a new favorite as of 01:59 on Nov 4, 2011

# ? Nov 4, 2011 01:56

Eclipse12: Feb 20, 2008

RebelWorm posted:

So if we can post video game pictures:

In most games, a situation like that would be the final battle. For Serious Sam, it's probably the tutorial.

# ? Nov 4, 2011 04:10

oddspelling: May 31, 2009; Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

ReverendSasquatch posted:

Bad rear end

Fight the power, Santa!

# ? Nov 4, 2011 20:37

Alpine Mustache: Jul 11, 2000

oddspelling posted:

Fight the power, Santa!

isn't that donald sutherland?

# ? Nov 7, 2011 02:27

Old James: Nov 20, 2003; Wait a sec. I don't know an Old James!

Alpine Mustache posted:

isn't that donald sutherland?

I read that he was related to the guy who brought UHC to Canada. I think his wife (Keifer's mom) was the daughter of the guy.

# ? Nov 7, 2011 03:32

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Alpine Mustache posted:

isn't that donald sutherland?

It's not like the goon who posted the picture put a caption under it.

# ? Nov 7, 2011 05:48

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE: Dec 28, 2000; ASK ME HOW TO GET FREE BEER!
(THE ANSWER IS "CHEATING GOONS OUT OF IT")

Alpine Mustache posted:

isn't that donald sutherland?

Kind of.

# ? Nov 8, 2011 06:22

2ndclasscitizen: Jan 2, 2009; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Here, have an insane MotoGP rider:

# ? Nov 9, 2011 12:53

Cleretic: Feb 3, 2010; Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

2ndclasscitizen posted:

Here, have an insane MotoGP rider:

I think, if I picked one single thing that I could never, ever even come close to doing, it would be this. I don't think there is any one part of this picture that I don't find in some way terrifying when I imagine myself in it.

# ? Nov 9, 2011 16:16

Klimpy Borf: Oct 22, 2010

If you want to talk about current MotoGP bad asses, here's Rossi at Laguna Seca in '08.

This is Rossi passing Stoner in the DIRT at the Corkscrew. If you know anything about Laguna Seca then you understand what a technical corner that is.

This video is highlights from that race.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfPM77TsGaA

And just for fun, some Isle of Man TT.

This video is about how bad rear end IoMTT is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77iHHYXy9NE&feature=related

Klimpy Borf has a new favorite as of 18:18 on Nov 9, 2011

# ? Nov 9, 2011 18:09

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on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
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Keep muzzled...

DrCornelius posted:

If you want to talk about current MotoGP bad asses, here's Rossi at Laguna Seca in '08.

This is Rossi passing Stoner in the DIRT at the Corkscrew. If you know anything about Laguna Seca then you understand what a technical corner that is.

It's because he's Italian. You have to be Italian to pass in the dirt through the corkscrew. See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywsB65YfLOQ "The Pass"

# ? Nov 9, 2011 18:42

oddspelling: May 31, 2009; Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

Dude surfs the biggest wave ever:
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c3#/video/bestoftv/2011/11/09/nr-surfing-record-broken.cnn

# ? Nov 10, 2011 02:54

Friar Zucchini: Aug 6, 2010

oddspelling posted:

Dude surfs the biggest wave ever:
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c3#/video/bestoftv/2011/11/09/nr-surfing-record-broken.cnn

Saw that on another forum, ~~definitely qualifies for this thread.~~

edit: That does not qualify for this thread. You didn't post any pictures. I shall take the liberty of posting one for you.

Still, that guy's a badass.

Friar Zucchini has a new favorite as of 03:19 on Nov 10, 2011

# ? Nov 10, 2011 03:15

Triple A: Jul 14, 2010; Your sword, sahib.

# ? Nov 10, 2011 17:46

TskMgr: Aug 26, 2009

DrCornelius posted:

If you want to talk about current MotoGP bad asses, here's Rossi at Laguna Seca in '08.

This is Rossi passing Stoner in the DIRT at the Corkscrew. If you know anything about Laguna Seca then you understand what a technical corner that is.

This video is highlights from that race.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfPM77TsGaA

And just for fun, some Isle of Man TT.

This video is about how bad rear end IoMTT is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77iHHYXy9NE&feature=related

The best race i've seen to date, and to think i had an opportunity to go out and see it that year but it was between that and Indy

# ? Nov 10, 2011 18:17

Mr. Gibbycrumbles: Aug 30, 2004; Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Triple A posted:

*yawn* "wake me up when the race is over"

# ? Nov 10, 2011 21:51

einTier: Sep 25, 2003; Charming, friendly, and possessed by demons.
Approach with caution.

Long ago, racing was reserved for gentlemen.
[edit]gently caress. Posted by one of my favorite people, Sunday Punch, back on page 33. Probably stolen from him in some AI thread.

Why yes, I am going to drift my Lamborghini around this dirt course.

You can try, but you'll never be as cool or badass as this man.
He was 44 when he started racing, which is kind of like saying you started your NFL hall of fame career after attending a football training camp at 44.

No idea. But it's definitely badass.

einTier has a new favorite as of 21:04 on Nov 11, 2011

# ? Nov 10, 2011 22:56

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
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CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

# ? Nov 12, 2011 14:27

Raimundus: Apr 26, 2008; BARF! I THOUGHT I WOULD LIKE SMELLING DOG BUTTS BUT I GUESS I WAS WRONG!

Lovie Unsmith posted:

Did he lose part of his eyebrow, there?

It's a shame he had those tattoos to begin with.

# ? Nov 12, 2011 18:34

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

RebelWorm posted:

So if we can post video game pictures:

Oh he'll be fine. All he has to do is swing the chainsaw to parry the pumpkin-head demon with his left arm, while his right arm raises the giant gun and blows away that red guy next to his right hip with the charging gun, then jam the chainsaw into the stumbling pumpkin. While parrying, jamming and shooting, he just needs to pivot on his heels and roundhouse kick the big blue moron charging from his left up the stairs. After taking care of those clowns he monkey-flips in the air and shoots the giant red brain dominating the left side of the screen, and arcs his chainsaw to handle the two stupid unarmed stair-wads that just reached him. Now he can take a breath and snipe out the stupid dragon man whose pictured over his right shoulder but is in the air by now, making sure to hit his left wing so he crashes right into the closest blue brain that's locked onto him by now. In the midst of the explosion he can simply chainsaw in a 360 degree arc and decapitate at least three of the five remaining unarmed morons, and when his feet get set, open fire on the ramp and taking care of the other two big red and blue brains. Then it's just a matter of backflipping up the ramp and picking off whoever is left in the arena itself, before sprinting back down and re-loading behind one of the rocks before those flying things in the way-background show up. Sir this thread is for bad-rear end pictures. Not this pee wee herman crap.

# ? Nov 12, 2011 19:19