KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

potee posted:

Sometimes your father forgets, so I have to steal them.

JERRY!

HELLO!

JERRY!

HELLO!
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Will somebody answer that drat phone?!

# ? Oct 30, 2011 20:19

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 00:20

Invis: Apr 26, 2010

Newman you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce!

# ? Oct 31, 2011 10:51

Gildiss: Aug 24, 2010; Grimey Drawer

Invis posted:

Newman you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce!

Vile weed!!

# ? Oct 31, 2011 12:53

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

Kramer: "What's that guy's last name again?"

Elaine: "Kitzmiller."

Kramer: "Oh that's right.."
*looks dazed for some reason*

# ? Oct 31, 2011 15:03

jerman999: Apr 26, 2006; This is a lex imperfecta

The guy running the SeinfeldStories twitter account went a little nuts last night.

# ? Oct 31, 2011 18:14

Stare-Out: Mar 11, 2010

jerman999 posted:

The guy running the SeinfeldStories twitter account went a little nuts last night.

Well, there never was a Halloween-themed Seinfeld episode...

# ? Oct 31, 2011 18:29

WouldDesk: Dec 26, 2009

I don't return fruit. Fruit is a gamble, I know that going in.

# ? Nov 1, 2011 00:39

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

WouldDesk posted:

I don't return fruit. Fruit is a gamble, I know that going in.

It's YOUR fruit. You've GOT TO STAND BEHIND YOUR FRUIT!

# ? Nov 1, 2011 02:24

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

That guy was eyeballin me the whole time!

# ? Nov 1, 2011 03:15

Afro: May 29, 2007; Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit

I made a lady at the glasses store today laugh to tears. All it took was for me to be picking out some frames and say "These are men's frames, right? I don't want to pull a Costanza..." She had to excuse herself for a minute. Man I love this show.

Afro fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Nov 1, 2011

# ? Nov 1, 2011 03:21

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

WouldDesk posted:

I don't return fruit. Fruit is a gamble, I know that going in.

Hey there Joe.. just buyin' some fruit for myself.

# ? Nov 1, 2011 16:34

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

I couldn't have breakfast it was LUNCHTIME.

# ? Nov 1, 2011 23:06

Kevyn: Mar 5, 2003; I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Relayer posted:

Hey there Joe.. just buyin' some fruit for myself.

Four plums... with red on the inside.

# ? Nov 2, 2011 01:06

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Kevyn posted:

Four plums... with red on the inside.

Avocado...ooh, just right.

# ? Nov 2, 2011 01:50

Maxwells Demon: Jan 15, 2007

jojoinnit posted:

I couldn't have breakfast it was LUNCHTIME.

What about Eggs? You can have Egg Salad for lunch.

# ? Nov 3, 2011 00:53

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

I noticed you chose the "clowns with balloons" check design.

# ? Nov 3, 2011 01:19

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Did you guys stop at the bodega today? Some moron bounced a clown check! :haw:

# ? Nov 3, 2011 17:46

WouldDesk: Dec 26, 2009

What about my brown sweater?

# ? Nov 4, 2011 00:50

Cuban Chowder Factory: Jun 3, 2002

When did you get a maid?
:ssh:

You don't have to whisper. She knows she's a maid.
:ssh:

I know but where did you get her?
:ssh:

*gestures Elaine in to whisper in her ear*
:haw:

I GOT HER FROM A SERVICE

One of my favourite techniques to pull on an unnecessarily quiet conversation.

# ? Nov 4, 2011 01:04

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Hey Kurt, taste these eggs...

# ? Nov 4, 2011 01:04

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

WouldDesk posted:

What about my brown sweater?

I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-size neck hole of my finely knit sweater.

# ? Nov 4, 2011 01:26

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

potee posted:

I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-size neck hole of my finely knit sweater.

I saw him taking a personal inventory! :argh:

# ? Nov 4, 2011 01:43

RaoulDuke: May 6, 2007; I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.

Wild how dark/existential the dialogue can be on it's own without the character's mannerisms.
From the pitch I think?
GEORGE: Yeah, but nothing happens on the show. You see, it's just like life. You know, you eat, you go shopping, you read.. You eat, you read, You go shopping.

From the engagement
Jerry: What is this? What are we doing? What in god's name are we doing?
George: What?
Jerry: OUR LIVES!! . What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men.
George: No, we're not. We're not men.
Jerry: We come up with all these stupid reasons to break up with these women.
George: I know. I know. That's what I do. That's what I do.
Jerry: Are we going to be sitting here when we're sixty like two idiots?
George: . We should be having dinner with our sons when we're sixty.
Jerry: We're pathetic� you know that?
George: Yeah, Like I don't know that I'm pathetic.
Jerry: Why can't I be normal?
George: Yes. Me, too. I wanna be normal. Normal.
Jerry: It would be nice to care about someone.

Recently read Seinfeld and Philosophy. It was ok. Series of essays some were better than others. Anyone else have any recommendations for books about the show? There was one I was looking at on Amazon more about the sociological and artistic aspects of the show I was thinking of checking out soon.

# ? Nov 4, 2011 07:22