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Fun Times! posted:Is it pedophile or peedophile? "Take or administer?" "Stay or live?" From the end of one of my absolute favorite segments, Seth's rant about Dren from episode 133. Few people could probably read an entire bodybuilding supplements catalog out loud and make it interesting, but I think Seth could pull it off. "Is that him sleeping in bed?" "That's him sleeping in bed, because this makes you grow while you sleep. It's a nighttime anabolic muscle activator." "Look at this guy, look at how happy he is! His eyes are glowing yellow!" JethroMcB fucked around with this message at 14:15 on Oct 31, 2011 |
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Fun Times! posted:Is it pedophile or peedophile? Is it 'deffecate' or deefecate'?
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Oct 31, 2011 14:44
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"Is it [this] or [that]" always gets a laugh from me. My wife and I do it to each other all the time now as well and it has yet to stop being funny for either of us. We do avoid doing it in front of other people though.
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Oct 31, 2011 19:08
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It's their consistency that keeps it funny. Every, drat, time one of those words comes up, they run that bit. And it keeps getting funnier.
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Oct 31, 2011 19:23
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Listening to 278 right now and it's a goldmine for good parts. Seth and Jah talking about old sperm and who has ejaculated more between the two of them. The whole segment about the kid who survived two plane crashes was hilarious.
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Oct 31, 2011 21:02
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294's bit about living in a pharmacy had me in tears.
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Oct 31, 2011 21:15
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uhh_yeah_dude Jonathan Larroquette is the son of actor John Larroquette.[4] He was formerly part of a musical duo called "Jogger" with his friend Amir Yaghmai.[5] He was found dead in motel only a half mile from his home in Los Angeles. The initial coroner report stated alcohol poisoning as his cause of death. He had recently had his identity stolen which led to his relapse into alcoholism. Soooo uh that's not true right?
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got your nose! posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uhh_yeah_dude Revision history is your friend: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Uhh_Yeah_Dude&action=history Someone has been trying to edit in spurious statements of Jah's death for a few days now it seems.
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Within the past couple episodes, Seth talked about how Jah told him about a rapper named Lady, which was a life-changing experience for him. Figure I'd pass on the love: for crazy booty shakin'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx7uQrt4Enc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvN9YwiveXc
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What the hell does yankin even mean? Oh Christ, that's exactly what I had in mind when they started talking about Lady.
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Nov 2, 2011 00:10
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this is definitely one of the best talk shows I've heard. podcast or not. I've listened to maybe half of whats out there now, and go through more every day.
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got your nose! posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uhh_yeah_dude
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My favorite Jah story was when he talked about loving a cantaloupe and his mom called him the day after the episode came out, and just said "A cantaloupe? Really Johnathan?"JethroMcB posted:
loving this, listen to it, do it now.
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Bloomin' one-ion for this aw-shuckser.
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Since I'm still working my way through this from the beginning, I'm at the early 100s (116 I think) and just heard Seth call out Jonathan's cameo in the TISA video for Obama. He looks too funny! In the bottom left corner. http://youtu.be/EbjBHkKiS4c#t=01m06s
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I've been listening to UYD for probably 2-3 years now, I have one of my best friends to thank for introducing me to it. CD on a car ride somewhere, I think. I burned so many eps for when I had a job as a delivery driver and when the CD player in my car died, I was legit bummed about losing UYD on the job. Now I get around mostly by walking and I pump my MP3 player full of eps, new ones and old. I hope Seth and Jah never stop, I love listening to them every week, and I'm glad they've gotten their monsterweb fame on. The first "Jonathan Story" I clicked on in this thread was of Jah saving him from getting pulled by cops on the way home from Blues Traveler, it's one of my absolute favorites, I love when he busts em out.
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Oz Fox posted:Within the past couple episodes, Seth talked about how Jah told him about a rapper named Lady, which was a life-changing experience for him. Figure I'd pass on the love: I feel legitimately hypnotized now, what the hell 
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Admiral Goodenough posted:I feel legitimately hypnotized now, what the hell Yeah you know you want that pussy yanked I think...I don't really know what she is saying.
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Nov 2, 2011 22:34
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How much time do you have to leave a message on the voice-mail? One of these days I'm going to stop being such a pussy and call.
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Eltoasto posted:Yeah you know you want that pussy yanked I thought the pussy was the one doing the yanking.
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Nov 2, 2011 22:50
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"I don't want to tell tales out of school" I love when Seth talks like an 80 year old woman. Also, his rant on the guy from Friends buying and selling real estate was hilarious.
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I liked when they were amazed at the Malcolm in the Middle kid owning like 10 homes and selling one to Cee Lo.
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Just saw a Chantix commercial. Still has a warning of "unusual dreams"! Their rants on Chantix dreams were hilarious. "It'll give you flashbacks to sailing down the Mekong Delta during Nam even though you're only 30 years old!"
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Up to episode twenty-two of my re-run through of all the episodes, even going to listen to the infamous fight one when I get to it, and I love how angry Seth gets at Jah leaving stupid messages on his answering machine.
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Dan Didio posted:Up to episode twenty-two of my re-run through of all the episodes, even going to listen to the infamous fight one when I get to it, and I love how angry Seth gets at Jah leaving stupid messages on his answering machine. They even mentioned the fight in the latest episode, attributing the 'time they almost killed each other,' to the carbon monoxide leak.
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After doing the show for almost 300 eps, I'm surprised they haven't fought on the show more than once. I know if I was sitting in a room with my friends talking about current events we would argue a lot more than that. Getting ready to listen to the story where Jah says he climbed into bed with his parents tripping.
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Biodome posted:Listening to 278 right now and it's a goldmine for good parts. Seth and Jah talking about old sperm and who has ejaculated more between the two of them. The whole segment about the kid who survived two plane crashes was hilarious. Also JIZZFACE! REWIND DEM JIZZFACE! never fails to crack me up. Especially the way Jonathan casually drops 'so I came on my own face yesterday' into conversation.
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I have listened to the Twin Jets bit every day for the past few days and made my wife listen to it tonight. Still funny.
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http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/06/us/andy-rooney-mainstay-on-60-minutes-dead-at-92.html?_r=1 I can't wait to see what Seth has to say.
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The second I saw that story on my phone, I called the voicemail with my condolences.
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They're doing a show in Seattle, Jan 13th: http://stgpresents.org/artists/?artist=1771 Wish I could go!
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Song For The Deaf posted:Was there no episode this week? Sure there was. The 10/27 ep came out 11/1, like usual, and there will probably be an 11/3 ep out on the 8th.
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Nov 6, 2011 20:36
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What's with episodes being recorded on Thursday or Friday but not being uploaded until Monday or Tuesday?
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That's Jah being a lazy. They used to put episodes out the day after. That's pretty crazy.
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Professor Latency posted:That's Jah being a lazy. To be fair it does sound like his life is kind of falling apart. Again.
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a pipe smoking dog posted:To be fair it does sound like his life is kind of falling apart. Again. It is again? I haven't noticed in the last few episodes. Edit: Seth's sobriety rants are amazing in 137. Drewsky fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Nov 8, 2011 |
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Drewsky posted:It is again? I haven't noticed in the last few episodes. In one episode he was talking about being engaged again and never thinking he'd be getting married for the second time, and a few episodes later it sounds like he's been kicking out or something.
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Drewsky posted:Edit: Seth's sobriety rants are amazing in 137. "Y'know sometimes it's just better to just NEVER EVER leave your own reality EVER once NEVER sixandahalfyears and just look at life the way it is, and never ever escape to a dreamscape of peace and happiness." Stay strong, Seth.
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JethroMcB posted:"Y'know sometimes it's just better to just NEVER EVER leave your own reality EVER once NEVER sixandahalfyears and just look at life the way it is, and never ever escape to a dreamscape of peace and happiness."
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