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Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Sheamus is shocked that Edge confused him with his relative.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FdU44xCu7k

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Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

apsouthern posted:

It's Bobby Heenan's birthday today, so do yourself a favour and watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofL6oWA9Bhs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOivAvBbcGY

He was on fire this night.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Saint Jimmy posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOivAvBbcGY

He was on fire this night.

I'll have to break out the Heenan DVD and watch the commentary/extras again - Brain really is one of a kind, I'd like to see CM Punk eventually become the "whole package" and maybe try his hand at managing a stable like Bobby did in addition to doing commentary and wrestling.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Ozz81 posted:

I'll have to break out the Heenan DVD and watch the commentary/extras again - Brain really is one of a kind, I'd like to see CM Punk eventually become the "whole package" and maybe try his hand at managing a stable like Bobby did in addition to doing commentary and wrestling.

I believe he did that earlier this year with New Nexus.

Generic CAW
Aug 11, 2007

BLANDTASTIC!

Saint Jimmy posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOivAvBbcGY

He was on fire this night.

It strikes me that this is exactly what Michael Cole is doing now. Except for the fact that Cole is the play by play guy and not funny or witty.

American Clamdigger
Oct 21, 2008
Sorry if repost

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGnwjz1_MqU

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Generic CAW posted:

It strikes me that this is exactly what Michael Cole is doing now. Except for the fact that Cole is the play by play guy and not funny or witty.

Nobody has a problem with antagonizing colour commentators, but Michael Cole is the PBP man. Their main job is to call the action and promote the product. Cole does neither, or at least does neither well.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Oatgan posted:

I believe he did that earlier this year with New Nexus.

Well, I was thinking more of a future deal - like when Punk decides to stop actively wrestling, like Heenan did. Sure, Brain still took bumps once in a while but for the most part, he was a manager/broadcast journalist during his WWF tenure.

Punk did well with Nexus and sort of with SES but I'd rather see it toned down a bit, where he can speak for guys that aren't comfortable on the mic, and strictly take on a management role with a variety of guys. He's definitely got a quick wit and knows how to say and do things when it comes to promos and putting guys over.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Ozz81 posted:

Well, I was thinking more of a future deal - like when Punk decides to stop actively wrestling, like Heenan did. Sure, Brain still took bumps once in a while but for the most part, he was a manager/broadcast journalist during his WWF tenure.

Punk did well with Nexus and sort of with SES but I'd rather see it toned down a bit, where he can speak for guys that aren't comfortable on the mic, and strictly take on a management role with a variety of guys. He's definitely got a quick wit and knows how to say and do things when it comes to promos and putting guys over.

You know who was the guy everyone thought was going to do this?

Kevin Nash.

I'd say Punk is kind of in the Mr. Perfect role in the WWE but with a better push.

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755

CombineThresher posted:

Which one? I'm really insanely curious to know what Dragon's face looks like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTRJiiYSIc4

Around 50ish seconds. He looks really goony.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Lone Rogue posted:

You know who was the guy everyone thought was going to do this?

Kevin Nash.

I'd say Punk is kind of in the Mr. Perfect role in the WWE but with a better push.

Also less cocaine.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Matlock posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTRJiiYSIc4

Around 50ish seconds. He looks really goony.

No he doesn't. "Goony" is way more tragic than how he looks there.

Hirams Bitch
Oct 24, 2008

Lone Rogue posted:

You know who was the guy everyone thought was going to do this?

Kevin Nash.

I'd say Punk is kind of in the Mr. Perfect role in the WWE but with a better push.

Nash has always been terrible on commentary. Nobody with any sense of humor ever thought he would become the next Brain.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfCKETmbozA

Found this while trying to find the Robot Chicken episode that mentions Lex Luger.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7_LBUYYbYo

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

I always heard about this, but I had never seen it before now. Thanks!

Disharmony
Dec 29, 2000

Like a hundred crippled horses lying crumpled on the ground

Begging for a rifle to come and put them down
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4INvdmFbVqQ

My favorite moment in that feud. Which makes their next angle seem stupid in comparison. Like Bret and Austin patching things up in 1997.

American Clamdigger
Oct 21, 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7CUlqnS3B0

:gonk:

This guy just can't stop murdering Japanese legends.

Cactus Jack
Nov 16, 2005

If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

American Clamdigger posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7CUlqnS3B0

:gonk:

This guy just can't stop murdering Japanese legends.

Why would anyone think this is a good spot to do? Japan you are dumb sometimes.

The GIG
Jun 28, 2011

Yeah, I say "Shit" a shit-ton of times. What of it, shithead?

Cactus Jack posted:

Why would anyone think this is a good spot to do? Japan you are dumb sometimes.

I'm pretty sure they still don't know wrestling is fake.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

The GIG posted:

I'm pretty sure they still don't know wrestling is fake.

If Randy Orton was a Japanese star his Legend Killer act would involve him legitimately stabbing superstars in the gut and suplexing them through a table.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

The GIG posted:

I'm pretty sure they still don't know wrestling is fake.
They know it's fake, they just don't look at it and say "Haha, look at that fake sport"

They look at it and go ooooh and aaaah.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Glitterbomber posted:

If Randy Orton was a Japanese star his Legend Killer act would involve him legitimately stabbing superstars in the gut and suplexing them through a table.

This is incorrect. No one ever goes through a Japanese table.

Botchamania 191 (Sorry it's only on blip and the botchamania website)

Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA
Tank Abbott and Scott Ferrozzo have their long awaited rematch

http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2011/11/04/tank-abbott-was-involved-in-the-worst-backyard-brawl-in-the-rich-history-of-backyard-brawls/

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.
Found this Trevor Murdoch clip in the related videos to that apron suplex one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2wwVCrFmRA&feature=related

Didn`t know he`d gone to Japan. Sick spot.

Beautiful Ninja
Mar 26, 2009

Five time FCW Champion...of my heart.

Flameingblack posted:

They know it's fake, they just don't look at it and say "Haha, look at that fake sport"

They look at it and go ooooh and aaaah.

He's talking about the wrestlers, not the fans.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Joey McChrist posted:

This is incorrect. No one ever goes through a Japanese table.

Botchamania 191 (Sorry it's only on blip and the botchamania website)

That first moonsault Cody missed :pwn:.

I don't think you are supposed to land on your chin, dude.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Here's William Regal vs. Dean Ambrose from this week's FCW TV. Regal may be more vicious and villainous here than I've ever seen him before.

Pre-match promos and build
Part 1
Part 2

Generic CAW
Aug 11, 2007

BLANDTASTIC!

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Here's William Regal vs. Dean Ambrose from this week's FCW TV. Regal may be more vicious and villainous here than I've ever seen him before.

Pre-match promos and build
Part 1
Part 2

That was really, really good. It's been a long time since a wrestling match made that much sense. Ambrose change his moveset because he couldn't use his left arm. Had it be limp the entire rest of the match. Great stuff.

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
Regal will always be king. Even if he did have to reduce himself to mostly smacking the guy around, it's cool he still gets to do matches once in a while.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDwek1By20o&feature=youtu.be

CM Punk has things to say about wrestling to Sam from the Board op and Racist show.


Biggest scoop, they had memos saying never to use CM Punk. He was brought in to gently caress up and be fired. Bring this up every time someone argues about the WWE ever being smart or "wait and see".

Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

Yoshihiko or Bubba Gracie? Hmm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8g8iJdjtOs

Watch the first couple of minutes to have the video explained, then skip to around the 5:50 mark to see a cameo by Eve.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

Totally out of control
Don't know if this has been posted yet, but here's Strong Bad's take on wrestling. Trust me, watch it.

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail183.html

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Incendiary Pig posted:

Don't know if this has been posted yet, but here's Strong Bad's take on wrestling. Trust me, watch it.

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail183.html

This is classic, but I love how obscure some of the references get. Stuff like the drugged up JBL inflatable dinosaur promo and that really old promo of Savage from the early 80's where he's intensely crying.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
I love the 80's, but this video makes me cringe...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q378dI3gLE

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

This is fun. Why can't TNA make their entire show as enjoyable as their store's commercials?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZGMcD8y0_o

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
Because they replaced heel Don West with Taz. :argh:

Cracky
Feb 11, 2007

are you one of those guys who likes big fatties and the big fatties have got big fatty dildos in their nose and they barf and they barf and its so gross.
Chyna YouShoot? Oh no.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjsJCE1V1MI
One of the most tragic thing about wrestlers is that they get addicted to attention. I think shoot interview companies enable that habit. I know they're only trying to let people like her earn some money, but it doesn't look good, and it's not good for her either.
Having said that, I could watch Jim Cornette talk for hours.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Cracky posted:

Having said that, I could watch Jim Cornette talk for hours.

I loving love listening to Cornette. He's like an eccentric uncle who comes over and tells hilarious stories riddled with profanities as your parents look on in horror.

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Bocc Kob posted:

Regal will always be king. Even if he did have to reduce himself to mostly smacking the guy around, it's cool he still gets to do matches once in a while.

He seems like a genuinely good guy (provided you don't piss him off, but that can go for anyone) and he never seems to have issue helping guys and putting them over. I remember seeing one of the recent NXT shows where Bryan Danielson was wrestling and Regal was on commentary, and Bryan used the Regal Stretch as his finisher and gave a nod to Regal after the match. First thing I thought was "if Bryan goes heel, they should have Regal be his manager, it would make so much sense with their history".

I honestly hope it happens and we get Regal and Danielson being badass heels on the mic and just tearing people apart with brutal submissions.

Glitterbomber posted:

If Randy Orton was a Japanese star his Legend Killer act would involve him legitimately stabbing superstars in the gut and suplexing them through a table.

Nah, he'd wear a shinguard covered in barbed wire and spikes for the oval office Punt and straight shred guys post-match

BOOTY-ADE fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Nov 9, 2011

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