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slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

priznat posted:

Microprose sims were awesome. I liked M1 tank platoon a lot.

Microprose was the poo poo. I remember playing F15 and Silent Service for loving HOURS on end.

I actually found it and fired up my old C64 for the first time in years a few years back.

It was more than a little disappointing. It's one of those things best left as a memory. :smith:

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Ygolonac
Nov 26, 2007

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slidebite posted:

Microprose was the poo poo. I remember playing F15 and Silent Service for loving HOURS on end.

I actually found it and fired up my old C64 for the first time in years a few years back.

It was more than a little disappointing. It's one of those things best left as a memory. :smith:

AH-64 Apache Gunship fo' lyfe.

Did you know you could exterminate all the friendly forces except for one base, land and rearm, wipe out *that* base, then land your helicopter at an enemy base?

And only get some KP peeling potatos?

It was also fun stooging around at like 15 feet on one engine (fuel economy), wiping all the enemy off the map and having to either fire FFARS unguided rockets or *really quickly* land when a HIND appeared - they could shoot through mountains, and usually hosed up your bird massively when they did.

Although if you screwed up your password (copy protection) returning to base, you got one-shotted *really* good: every system that could be destroyed was, everything else was crippled. I wanted to bolt that weapon onto my bird and go hunting...

This was all on the Commodore 64, by the way. I bought Gunship for the Amiga, but it had... issues, with untargetable/indestructable enemies. This would only be annoying, but as that particular infantry squad was a primary target... <sigh> and they were shooting back with MANPADS SAMS, too.

Ygolonac fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Nov 4, 2011

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

M1TP2 and Gunship 2000 owned owned owned. F-14 Fleet Defender was also loving awesome.

Morgenthau
Aug 28, 2007
Circumstances have gone beyond my control.

Ygolonac posted:

Don't forget the F-19 in Microprose's Stealth Fighter videogame. "'scuse me while I sneakily fly over the target airbase taking pictures, then Durendal it and make the photos immediately obsolete, and finish by flying back to Norway at 30 feet with a MIG-25 orbiting me the whole way. :smug:"

Wasn't there a Let's Play of the game somewhere? I didn't find anything in the LP archives, though I found a video of it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IorWtC1FyhQ

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

M1TP2 and Gunship 2000 owned owned owned. F-14 Fleet Defender was also loving awesome.

_firehawk
Sep 12, 2004
I was a big fan of Red Storm Rising, also microprose. Back when games were so complicated they came with keyboard overlays.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Those keyboard overlays ruled. And while Dynamix had a couple good games (Aces of the Pacific was great), MicroProse still was the king. On top of all their awesome sims they had stuff like Pirates!, Master of Orion, Civilization, X-Com.. Classic stuff.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I still play Red Storm Rising using dosbox

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
I'm having such a good time reading this thread!

TheNakedJimbo posted:


I am by no means an expert on Israeli military history, but it's a fascinating subject to study, because Israel had major wars in 1948 (with WW2 weaponry), 1956 (with second-generation fighters), 1967 (third-gen), and 1973 (fourth-gen). The history of Israel is the history of jet power and its role in modern warfare.

The history of Israeli wars is a really good timeline of the NATO/Warsaw pact battle of air vs antiair supremacy. Like the yom kippur war showed that soviet anti air tech was clearly ahead of nato airpower. If the Egyptians hadn't left their anti air screen to try and help the poor syrians, it may have ended quite differently.


iyaayas01 posted:


That's not to say that your points about Israel's relative economic strength aren't valid, but the idea of the IDF as achieving victory despite outnumbered with outdated inadequate surplus equipment solely through the valor of the individual Israeli soldier is a core part of its mythology, but one that doesn't have much basis in reality.

Totally agree with this post. The myth of magic Israeli might is really silly. What they did do was do a really good job at using superior technology and good training to crush poorly trained conscript armies with ridiculously territorial officer corps who wouldn't share information with their own fellow officers, for fear of losing some trump and the promotions and accolades that would follow.

There is also a lot of praise for how amazing it is Israel could develop things like the merkava and other systems. But they are as wink wink appropriated as the Kfir. The Merkava is really just an abrams with a big passenger compartment and hatch in the back. And this goes for plenty of other indigenous Israeli military hardware. The plans are gifted to them, and they represent them as their own designs.

Even if you're a big fan of Israel, you should understand that mythologizing their military is not a positive thing. The national morale shrank after Hezbollah embarrassed them in Lebanon, because the myth of Israeli invincibility was seriously bruised.



Cyrano4747 posted:


A big part of this idea of the enemies of the US/West/whatever being unable to make decisions without the local officer literally telling them to fire their guns seems to come out of a lot of US propaganda from WW2, which unfortunately still permeates a lot of Borders-level military history books. Steven Ambrose was loving terrible about this. I'm pretty sure it's Citizen Soldiers where his entire core thesis is that small unit leadership that didn't rely on higher authority for every little thing was amazing in the US and non-existant in the Germans, and that this was the direct result of one group of people growing up in a democracy and the others growing up under Fascism. Don't even get me started on his reading of the Führerprinzip - he's so wrong it defies description.

Yeah, the problem with Arab officers vs Israel was poor strategy when things went badly, rather than some kind of broken robot stupidity. Also, small unit leadership and initiative was such a German invention that the US military is still trying to implement it, and is sort-of open about not achieving it

Have you read that long stratfor paper about the failings of Arab armies? I have no idea how correct it is but it's pretty enlightening. I'd link it if I could find it


Wooo airplanes! I like em big and full of cargo and guys!

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

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The Israelis are so uncomfortable with how they did recently in Lebanon and Gaza that they've begun not to doubt their army but to doubt their own soldiers as a bunch oh spoiled brats. See Israel didn't fail to accomplish because the military isn't what people think it is but because Israeli kids are lazy what with their baggy pants and loud music.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
How is a Merkava "really just an abrams"? The engine type is different, the engine location is different, the suspension is different, the transmission is different, the armour is different..

True, it does have tracks and is fairly resistant to being exploded by RPGs..

priznat fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Nov 5, 2011

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Tying together two discussions in this thread, the original Microprose Gunship manual made a point of discussing just how different the Merk was from most western tank designs.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
They do both have 120mm smoothbores (in the most recent models) but they're both based off designs by ZE CHERMANS

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN

Flikken posted:

Sheridan.

I saw this thread and thought to ask my stepfather about the Sheridan, he was with the 199th infantry brigade that got some of the first ones deployed to Vietnam. He got to see the Shillelagh demonstrated at Fort Knox, but never saw a missile in 'Nam.

Even with the derp gun loaded with 152mm canister :master: rounds, and snug inside an armored turret, my stepdad said he felt safer on an M113 APC, which his armored cav unit basically used as recon war wagons. Plus due to the caseless ammo used on the Sheridan, they were prohibited from smoking inside the tank and around them which was probably as much a downer as any of it's other technical problems. Turns out the tank he was normally on got hit by an RPG and did burn up quick as has been reported to happen, luckily he was on leave at the time but except for some shrapnel to the driver the crew got out relatively unscathed. By drawing straws he also got out of escorting a supply run that resulted in a predicted ambush and death of William Bond, the only general lost to ground combat in Vietnam.

Like McNamara said: "Cold War? Hell, it was a hot war!"

Styles Bitchley fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Nov 5, 2011

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

priznat posted:

Those keyboard overlays ruled. And while Dynamix had a couple good games (Aces of the Pacific was great), MicroProse still was the king.

Secret Weapons of the Luftwaffe wasn't Microprose.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

priznat posted:

They do both have 120mm smoothbores (in the most recent models) but they're both based off designs by ZE CHERMANS

Originally both the m1 and the meek had 105s

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Cyrano4747 posted:

FTFY. "Aces of/over [place]" pretty much defined my childhood.

Microprose does get an honorable mention for their B-17 game, though. Only game I've ever played that managed to make flying a bomber fun.

A-10 Warthog was the heat. gently caress you, Soviet armor, enjoy some Mavericks and 30mm DU.

WEREWAIF posted:

The history of Israeli wars is a really good timeline of the NATO/Warsaw pact battle of air vs antiair supremacy. Like the yom kippur war showed that soviet anti air tech was clearly ahead of nato airpower. If the Egyptians hadn't left their anti air screen to try and help the poor syrians, it may have ended quite differently.

It's been mentioned before, but the deployment of the Sagger ATGMs and SA-6s in combat and the subsequent effects scared the poo poo out of the U.S./NATO and drove/accelerated the development of some pretty major systems (Chobham armor/Abrams in the case of the Sagger, Have Blue and increased EW development in the case of the SA-6, although to be fair Vietnam and the SA-2 had already jumpstarted that development, the SA-6 just kicked it up a notch).

Of course, within a decade, this happened, so I'd argue it's fair to say that the Israelis figured out how to deal with Soviet SAMs (82-0 is a pretty good scoreboard.)

_firehawk
Sep 12, 2004

Smiling Jack posted:

I still play Red Storm Rising using dosbox

I had no idea you could do this, fantastic.

Flanker
Sep 10, 2002

OPERATORS GONNA OPERATE
After a good night's sleep
Jane's Fighters Anthology for life.

grover
Jan 23, 2002

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WEREWAIF posted:

Have you read that long stratfor paper about the failings of Arab armies? I have no idea how correct it is but it's pretty enlightening. I'd link it if I could find it
I think this is the "Why Arabs Lose Wars" article you're looking for: (written by a retired US Army Col, not stratfor)
http://www.unc.edu/depts/diplomat/AD_Issues/amdipl_17/articles/deatkine_arabs1.html

grover fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Nov 6, 2011

Oxford Comma
Jun 26, 2011
Oxford Comma: Hey guys I want a cool big dog to show off! I want it to be ~special~ like Thor but more couch potato-like because I got babbies in the house!
Everybody: GET A LAB.
Oxford Comma: OK! (gets a a pit/catahoula mix)

priznat posted:

Microprose sims were awesome. I liked M1 tank platoon a lot.

Was this out for the C64? I remember a tank sim for the C64 where, in my M2, I could win most any battle by popping smoke and turning on my thermal sights. I was literally invulnerable.

Also, Bard's Tale.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

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Phanatic posted:

Secret Weapons of the Luftwaffe wasn't Microprose.

That was Lucasarts, right?

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Scratch Monkey posted:

That was Lucasarts, right?

Yeah, they also made Battle Of Britain which was quite a fun sim that let you fly everything from Hurricanes to Ju-87s to Do-17s

Boomerjinks
Jan 31, 2007

DINO DAMAGE

Flanker posted:

Jane's Fighters Anthology for life.

I never had any friends who played, let alone heard of, FA or the games it was a compilation of. I thought I owned the only copy in the world.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Boomerjinks posted:

I never had any friends who played, let alone heard of, FA or the games it was a compilation of. I thought I owned the only copy in the world.

Ask yourself: are they really your friends?

movax
Aug 30, 2008

Flanker posted:

Jane's Fighters Anthology for life.

FA owns so hard.

To go back to the F-19 discussion on the past page, it was also used effectively by Tom Clancy (lol) in Red Storm Rising as the plot device that allows the proud Christian forces of America to stop the invasion of the godless Communist pig-swine.

Oxford Comma
Jun 26, 2011
Oxford Comma: Hey guys I want a cool big dog to show off! I want it to be ~special~ like Thor but more couch potato-like because I got babbies in the house!
Everybody: GET A LAB.
Oxford Comma: OK! (gets a a pit/catahoula mix)

movax posted:

FA owns so hard.

To go back to the F-19 discussion on the past page, it was also used effectively by Tom Clancy (lol) in Red Storm Rising as the plot device that allows the proud Christian forces of America to stop the invasion of the godless Communist pig-swine.

As Jesus intended.

movax
Aug 30, 2008

Oxford Comma posted:

As Jesus intended.

Indeed. I've been meaning to put up a thread mocking Clancy for a few months now in GiP; I've got the OP like half-written. I had recently re-read all the Clancy books for the first-time since I was younger, and holy poo poo do they read differently when you're 21 instead of 12.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

movax posted:

Indeed. I've been meaning to put up a thread mocking Clancy for a few months now in GiP; I've got the OP like half-written. I had recently re-read all the Clancy books for the first-time since I was younger, and holy poo poo do they read differently when you're 21 instead of 12.

Do it. I've also had the epiphany of re-reading these 'books'!

DeesGrandpa
Oct 21, 2009

Flanker posted:

Jane's Fighters Anthology for life.

Jane's USAF was the poo poo. Until another game lets me relive the fighter part of Air Force One I refuse to believe differently.

Alaan
May 24, 2005

Clancy's Frisbee honestly could have been a worse guess before stealth tech was public. It did go supersonic, but just barely if I remember. It handled like a pig, and it didn't take long for the Soviets to start counteracting it. I mean, if we can lose a real F-117 to lazy strike planning, I think Soviets in a war would figure something out.

Which isn't to say there wasn't plenty of general MERICA :patriot: to go around in that book.

Flanker
Sep 10, 2002

OPERATORS GONNA OPERATE
After a good night's sleep

DeesGrandpa posted:

Jane's USAF was the poo poo. Until another game lets me relive the fighter part of Air Force One I refuse to believe differently.

A buddy and I used to have Air Force One fights, where we'd play chicken or chase each other through high rise buildings.

Scut
Aug 26, 2008

Please remind me to draw more often.
Soiled Meat
Loving this thread. The cold war is such a goldmine of creations that are effectively fantasy. The things which got built rarely saw action, and thus tend to fall out of memory.

Here's a great example of the era when prop planes were close to being phased out, but got pushed to ridiculously powerful extremes. I give you the Fairey Gannet!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairey_Gannet


Contra-rotating props, nearly 4000 hp, and a third cockpit because why not.



It was designed as a carrier borne anti-submarine strike craft. Here it is with a massive radar in its belly.



Being designed for carrier duty also meant it had folding wings. Booyah.

thesurlyspringKAA
Jul 8, 2005

Alaan posted:

Clancy's Frisbee honestly could have been a worse guess before stealth tech was public. It did go supersonic, but just barely if I remember. It handled like a pig, and it didn't take long for the Soviets to start counteracting it. I mean, if we can lose a real F-117 to lazy strike planning, I think Soviets in a war would figure something out.

Which isn't to say there wasn't plenty of general MERICA :patriot: to go around in that book.

I think you're misremembering... The things went supersonic, carried enough missiles and bombs to fight their way to and from a target, and I honestly dont remember the soviets countering them. They were a deus ex machina

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008

thesurlyspringKAA posted:

I think you're misremembering... The things went supersonic, carried enough missiles and bombs to fight their way to and from a target, and I honestly dont remember the soviets countering them. They were a deus ex machina

I remember them bombing enough bridges to hold the Soviet advance, though it has been many years since I've read Red Storm Rising.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

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Clancy wrote two good books: Red October and Red Storm Rising. It was all downhill after that.

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008

Scratch Monkey posted:

Clancy wrote two good books: Red October and Red Storm Rising. It was all downhill after that.

I dunno, I liked "The Sum of All Fears" for all of it's insanity and I still like "Debt of Honor" for the US not being ontop all at once and of course the craziest ending of all time.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

thesurlyspringKAA posted:

I think you're misremembering... The things went supersonic, carried enough missiles and bombs to fight their way to and from a target, and I honestly dont remember the soviets countering them. They were a deus ex machina

IIRC they were slightly supersonic capable (which given the posited planform of the F-19 at the time wasn't out of the question; remember that it was written a few years before the F-117 was acknowledged), but they didn't have a very extensive loadout (only a couple LGBs with a couple short range Sidewinders for self defense), and I distinctly remember them being vulnerable to the Soviet air defenses...not on the initial night of the war, which was kind of the whole point since they were (in the book) supposed to be double super top secret and were therefore a completely new type of threat for the Soviets to counter, but shortly after that the Soviets developed somewhat effective countermeasures and began shooting them down in fairly significant numbers...the last vignette in the book discussing the F-19 pilot is him briefly reflecting on all his buddies that have been shot down right before he himself is shot down and subsequently captured right as the cease fire is being signed. They definitely weren't a deux ex machina, except possibly on the first night of the war, but like I just said that was kind of the whole point of having top secret weapons technology that the adversary knows nothing about.

Red Storm Rising really isn't that bad of a book...there are some pretty glaring MURICA type things, but a lot of the book has good points. As I discussed previously, while a war in Europe staying conventional was a somewhat unrealistic proposition (less so once the introduction of AirLand Battle), the scenario they outlined in the book was the most realistic possible, and given the point of the book they kind of had to keep it conventional. At the tactical level two things that stood out to me were the vulnerability of the Apaches (borne out by the experience in Desert Storm, the Balkans, and OIF) and the relative toughness of the A-10 (again, borne out in Desert Storm, the Balkans, and OIF), as well as the higher than expected expenditure rate of PGMs (borne out in every conflict the U.S. has fought from Desert Storm on).

Here's what I wrote before about it:

quote:

Like I've said earlier in the thread, that was true until the 1980s when AirLand Battle came out. At that point NATO started to think in terms of fighting a conventional war without immediately resorting to nukes. The scenario in Red Storm Rising is possible, just improbable. I think something that hasn't been mentioned is that in the book there are a bunch of Spetznaz teams in place in Western Europe to hit various NATO C3I facilities on the opening night of the war. One of them gets compromised (if I remember correctly the team leader gets hit by a bus or something and spills his guts after being interrogated while still drugged up from treatment) and NATO has about 48 hours notice to begin mobilization and planning.

So it's not like the first I&W NATO has of the invasion is Soviet tanks massing at the Fulda Gap and rolling through a few hours later, in which case things probably would have gone nuclear immediately. Just having 48 hours notice allows you to recall personnel and ensure all units are fully manned, disperse mechanized units into the field, and begin the REFORGER flow of personnel from CONUS to mate up with the prepo'd vehicles, equipment, and munitions. Since they had the limited advanced warning, the success of the initial air campaign also isn't impossible, given the use of stealth aircraft and PGMs to take out the bridges.

Yes, the scenario is an unlikely one, but then again the whole idea of an unprovoked Soviet invasion of Western Europe is pretty unlikely. Given that they wanted to write a novel where the war stays conventional, the way they plotted it out is about the most realistic way to do it and to be fair, tracks pretty well with the AirLand Battle doctrine which was standard NATO doctrine at the time the book was written.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

thesurlyspringKAA posted:

I think you're misremembering... The things went supersonic, carried enough missiles and bombs to fight their way to and from a target, and I honestly dont remember the soviets countering them. They were a deus ex machina

They were stealthy from look down radars and their attrition rate was actually really high. Hell the squadron commander and his WSO got shot down near the end of the book. so they basically had to fly REALLY low to be useful and they were still vulnerable.


Edit: gently caress beaten

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Jul 15, 2010

Scratch Monkey posted:

Clancy wrote two good books: Red October and Red Storm Rising. It was all downhill after that.

And Red Storm Rising was written in large parts by Larry Bond. In effect, it was the first "Tom Clancy" Book.

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