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Mr Hands Colon
May 7, 2009

requiescant in pace.

Shes Not Impressed posted:

Spends all his time wiping his rear end.

Side effect of baby wipe overuse.

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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

AxeManiac posted:

He seems really racist too.

He is! I posted a damning clip of it like a year ago and no one in this thread believed me :qq:

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

AltronHGX posted:

He is! I posted a damning clip of it like a year ago and no one in this thread believed me :qq:

That whole northern(in this country) Italian scene has always seemed racist to me. It's so insular it's almost guaranteed to create racists, no different than a lot of other insular cultures.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

AltronHGX posted:

He is! I posted a damning clip of it like a year ago and no one in this thread believed me :qq:

It's harder to tell when it is an act or a bit, but on a show like this, they just talk and a lot comes out.

Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG
Hey everyone I am listening to this show again. Seems like when I live abroad the only way I can feel at home is by listening to Howard.

I haven't listened him for the past year. Has anything 'major' happened in the past year or so?

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Enigma89 posted:

Hey everyone I am listening to this show again. Seems like when I live abroad the only way I can feel at home is by listening to Howard.

I haven't listened him for the past year. Has anything 'major' happened in the past year or so?

His estrogen levels have now over taken his testosterone for good (possibly a sign of early onset dementia). He likes taking pictures of horses along the beach, saving animals on the weekend and dressing them up in outfits, and he now goes to therapy more than he works.

Atheist Sunglasses
Jul 26, 2003

All the candy you want. Crotton crandy, crandy apple. I like to go on the best ride first. Name of roller croaster.

Shes Not Impressed posted:

His estrogen levels have now over taken his testosterone for good (possibly a sign of early onset dementia). He likes taking pictures of horses along the beach, saving animals on the weekend and dressing them up in outfits, and he now goes to therapy more than he works.

Lest we forget an hour long recap of "Dancing With the Stars" on the daily (3 days a week) show

Slaine
Feb 26, 2001

Enigma89 posted:

Hey everyone I am listening to this show again. Seems like when I live abroad the only way I can feel at home is by listening to Howard.

I haven't listened him for the past year. Has anything 'major' happened in the past year or so?

I think the best thing to happen in awhile was the staff IQ tests. According to Marksfriggin, that was July of last year, so maybe you heard it already.

Other than the odd moment where they bust JD or Ronnie's balls about something, you haven't missed a lot.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Then KC started to moan

He said give me a rusty trombone

Give KC the meat boy and grease his pole

Cover him in man juice from head to toe

And let it drip away-ayyyy

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
gently caress the Moody Blues, Richard Christy should be in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame for his KC Armstrong gay parody song collection.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

"Tickling their regions, kissing beefy Norwegians"

Slaine
Feb 26, 2001

Ether Frenzy posted:

gently caress the Moody Blues, Richard Christy should be in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame for his KC Armstrong gay parody song collection.

And he gave us the greatest Bababooey song parody of all time, which of course is Baker Street Booey. Man, the period from 2003-2006 was such an amazing time for the show, but I'm biased since that's when I started listening.

Trot_to_Trotsky
Dec 9, 2000
Must... Destroy... Capitalism...
Grimey Drawer

Slaine posted:

And he gave us the greatest Bababooey song parody of all time, which of course is Baker Street Booey. Man, the period from 2003-2006 was such an amazing time for the show, but I'm biased since that's when I started listening.

No, you're right. 2004 alone was fantastic. The entire Get John's Job saga was beyond amazing, and featured things like Beetlejuice's family, Sal's Uncle Pauly, and an entire Richard Christy catalog of song parodies. And then when Richard won the contest he just became the creepy hick who jerked off in his apartment every Friday to porn magazines he would set up on music stands.

Also the greatest prank ever, and sweet retribution for Scott the Engineer: "Niggerless Cage! Pameler Anderson! And me, I'm Stuttering John!"

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

Slaine posted:

I think the best thing to happen in awhile was the staff IQ tests.

That poo poo was completely pointless without Howard and Robin taking it. Why the gently caress do I care what Jason Kaplan's IQ is? I couldn't even pick him out of a lineup.

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008

Brocktoon posted:

That poo poo was completely pointless without Howard and Robin taking it. Why the gently caress do I care what Jason Kaplan's IQ is? I couldn't even pick him out of a lineup.

Robin scoring a 34 on the narcissism test likely put an end to her or Howard playing along with anything ever again.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

ChaosMonkey posted:

Robin scoring a 34 on the narcissism test likely put an end to her or Howard playing along with anything ever again.

Who do you guys think is more hosed up mentally/emotionally?

Howard's mother really did a number on him, but Robin also seems detatched from reality herself.

I want to go with Robin, since Howard is at least trying to fix himself with therapy and points out his own shortcomings whereas Robin thinks she's perfectly fine.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

They're both sick and have too many pets but at least Robin leaves the house, travels on weekend trips, tries new things (even if they are monumentally dumb), and socializes with people. Howard sits at home jacking off to babysitter porn and goes to bed at 8PM.

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004

Trot_to_Trotsky posted:

Also the greatest prank ever, and sweet retribution for Scott the Engineer: "Niggerless Cage! Pameler Anderson! And me, I'm Stuttering John!"
The fact that it was Scott getting one over on somebody made it all the more classic, because he is such a sad sack haha.

Priapist
Aug 10, 2002

Heeeere's Herbie!
Benjy just took the podium at the end of the Cain news conference. He started doing a Hebrew chant, and is just standing there now saying nothing.

Edit: too many press conferences going on. Thought it was still the Penn State thing and didn't notice ABC had switched over.

Priapist fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Nov 7, 2011

Chimneyfish
Oct 14, 2003

I just turned on CNN and immediately saw a live picture of Benjy behind a podium speaking at the Herman Cain accuser press conference. Unfortunately they weren't playing any of his audio.

Edit: He's still behind the podium at the streaming live feed on TMZ.com

Chimneyfish fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Nov 7, 2011

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ :allears:
Two Benjys!

Priapist
Aug 10, 2002

Heeeere's Herbie!
He' still up there. Does the media there think he's someone associated with the venue? This is great.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
Listening to Sterns rant about using a public toilet from Tuesday, and man is he hosed up.

He can't honestly believe Beth has gone a month without making GBS threads, can he?

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Former Human posted:

They're both sick and have too many pets but at least Robin leaves the house, travels on weekend trips, tries new things (even if they are monumentally dumb), and socializes with people. Howard sits at home jacking off to babysitter porn and goes to bed at 8PM.

Aside from Robin's narcissism, she isn't that crazy. She just has a lot of money and nothing to do with it.

Chimneyfish
Oct 14, 2003

Maybe Benjy will finally get laid now:

quote:

Bronk took the stage this afternoon to talk about someone named Elisa Jordana. It appears he is referring to the former keytarist for the band Cobra Starship.

http://www.businessinsider.com/howard-sterns-producer-has-hijacked-the-herman-cain-sex-scandal-conference-2011-11

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


Better quote from the article:

quote:

Bronk refused to leave until the press "voted" whether he should stay.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
Howard making fun of Hillary Swank and Beyonce playing for dictators is the funniest thing on the show in months.

ziglol
Oct 13, 2006

TMZ has a short clip of Benjy http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/07/gloria-allred-herman-cain-accuser-howard-stern-benjy-bronk/

Vakal
May 11, 2008
I have to admit, Benjy looks better with the beard.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Vakal posted:

I have to admit, Benjy looks better with the beard.

If he is lucky, that girl might wear him as an asexual beard while she tries to milk her internet parody songs about stuff nobody cares about.

I hope she has a song about zombies.

Sleepstupid
Feb 23, 2009

dougzgoodstein's twitter posted:

Check this video out --@DavidArquette announces on @SternShow that he is in love again! youtu.be/oBy3zl0CvYE

dougzgoodstein's twitter posted:

Check this video out --Chyna talks on @SternShow about wanting to get back in the WWE & has a hard laugh with Howard. youtu.be/S4YP9y7qwkY

This show. :allears:

Vakal
May 11, 2008

AxeManiac posted:

If he is lucky, that girl might wear him as an asexual beard while she tries to milk her internet parody songs about stuff nobody cares about.

I just hope we get at least one staff murder/suicide fiasco before Howard's contract is over.

My money has always been on Hein, but Benjy might step up one of these days.

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004

Vakal posted:

I just hope we get at least one staff murder/suicide fiasco before Howard's contract is over.

My money has always been on Hein, but Benjy might step up one of these days.

I suppose you didn't go with Sal because the odds are too good and the payout wouldn't be worth it?

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Vakal posted:

I just hope we get at least one staff murder/suicide fiasco before Howard's contract is over.

My money has always been on Hein, but Benjy might step up one of these days.

Hein is pretty well off and would do fine without the show either way.

My money is on Sal. I would say JD, but I think he would just slip into a reclusive coma. Richard would just go drum and drink pumpkin beer. Ronnie would die in a strip club happily yelling at women 1/5th his age. Jason is most likely going to eat himself to death either way, everyone else is pretty well off or easy to leap over to a probably same paying job, but less lime light/headaches so it will even out.

Of course it could be Fred, he has always been the dark horse.

Viktor
Nov 12, 2005

Hand's down KC, I'm surprised he hasn't killed yet. Here's some stuff to remind people of how insane he was.

Medication issues, Essay (Part1, Part2), and the best one his blowup at Howard (Part1, Part2, Part3).

Gary killed me in the blow-up with "You know who wears a suit? Tom wears a suit".

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

AxeManiac posted:

It's harder to tell when it is an act or a bit, but on a show like this, they just talk and a lot comes out.

I thought it was pretty obvious Nick Dipaolo is a racist, conservative hack. :confused:

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Hein wishing he had went to PSU now.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Glumwheels posted:

I thought it was pretty obvious Nick Dipaolo is a racist, conservative hack. :confused:

Lots of comedians have "characters" is all, I wasn't sure if Nick wasn't playing the role or actually living it, the radio show helps show what he really thinks and feels and he seems like a pretty racist conservative hack to me now.

I just usually give people a long leash to prove themselves with.

Mr Hands Colon
May 7, 2009

requiescant in pace.

Shes Not Impressed posted:

Hein wishing he had went to PSU now.

Is that supposed to be a joke or is this something that he said on the WUS?

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Mike Tahoe
May 21, 2007

He knows what it means.

Mr Hands Colon posted:

Is that supposed to be a joke or is this something that he said on the WUS?

I think the joke is that Hein looks like a creepy pedophile.

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