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Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Trig Discipline posted:



try this one

how is this still on youtube?

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
also who made yospos.mp3 and what is the url for the page where it plays and you get jiggled

pram
Jun 10, 2001
http://www.durp.us/

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat

RMS Ghost Rider posted:

http://www.durp.us/

what teh gently caress

someone took out yospos.mp3 :(

edit: http://www.durp.us/music/

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Drinkfist posted:

your door sucks it just sent me back to the job status thread

gently caress me someone give me another door

*points to door*
*points to erect glistening dilz*
*points to door again*

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

One of the more memorable scenes in the film My Cousin Vinny[11] involves Vincent Gambini (Joe Pesci) questioning prosecution witness Sam Tipton (Maury Chaykin) on the stand. Tipton testifies that as he had begun to prepare breakfast (grits), he saw the defendants walk into a nearby convenience store, and as he was sitting down to eat, he saw them walk back out. He testifies that his breakfast took him five minutes to prepare, and thus there was not enough time for the defendants to have driven away and for two other men in a similar car to arrive at the store. Gambini first asks "How do you like your grits - regular, creamy, or al dente?". After getting a response of "regular, I guess", Gambini then asks whether Tipton cooks instant grits or regular grits, to which Tipton replies that "no self-respecting Southerner uses instant grits". Gambini then furiously but humorously traps Tipton in a contradiction by pointing out that the recipe for regular grits requires 20 minutes of preparation time, not five minutes.[12]

--grits in popular culture

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncombable_hair_syndrome

pram
Jun 10, 2001

its called hair gel

time is a wastin
Sep 11, 2011

RMS Ghost Rider posted:

its called hair gel

way to make it too easy

Sappy Fingers
Jun 16, 2006

vlc owns sorry wrongs
this is a real thing btw

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

quote:

The hair is normal in quantity and is usually silvery-blond or straw-colored. It is disorderly, it stands out from the scalp, and cannot be combed flat.

anime hair syndrome

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
did that page have a picture that was scrubbed by gpl nerds?

notMordecai
Mar 4, 2007

Gay Boy Suicide Pact?
Sucking Dick For Satan??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soy_Sauce_Warrior_Kikkoman

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Sappy Fingers posted:

this is a real thing btw

trap sprung

tmesis
Jan 18, 2007

sup holmes
Megamarm

another ailment wikipedia editors can self-diagnose with

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof

tmesis posted:

another ailment wikipedia editors can self-diagnose with

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_poo

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sriracha_sauce#Technique

added a section on how a technique on how to avoid the bottle spraying sriracha (cock sauce) when opening. I consider this the appropriate venue for this warning/information as I have both gotten some in my eye and had it burn and water for 10+ minutes, as well as stained what were otherwise beautiful white painted cupboards with this tasty sauce. I use this sauce at least once daily and I find it hard to believe that my input would be totally and completely deleted because it was written in the 2nd person and considered a 'how-to'. If the style of my writing and the person it was written in really offends somebody else that much shouldn't they take it upon themselves to present the same information in a better way - instead of simply discarding it? Yes Laws (user) I'm looking at you. I hope you can find it in your heart to put that warning back in somehow lest somebody else (or even you) suffer burning eyes and stained paint that could have been avoided. —Preceding unsigned comment added by Innovati (talk • contribs) 06:14, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Bozart
Oct 28, 2006

Give me the finger.

just below that... posted:


I didn't invite you to use my name, so I have redacted it. I never claimed Wikipedia established IP users as second-class Wikipedians. I said I feel no need to justify myself to a contentious IP. I doubt you're Japanese, as quick to fight as you have been. And, no, Thai and Vietnamese food is not rare here, I regularly enjoy both.--Chris (クリス • フィッチ) (talk) 11:52, 3 November 2010 (UTC)

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Yes this is "cock sauce." I've also heard "rooster booster."

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Bozart posted:



why does chris have japano poo poo after his name

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Wilhelm_Scream.wav posted:

why does chris have japano poo poo after his name

you know how megan's law requires people to identify themselves as a sex offender?

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Kintetsubuffalo

according to his userboxes he is sexually aroused by murderers (click the first link in the james bond userbox)

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


I don't like userboxes.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
i fucken love userboxes. the more irrelevant and inane the better.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

wikipedians love userboxes because they got distracted for a second and thought you said hugbox

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Wilhelm_Scream.wav posted:

why does chris have japano poo poo after his name

freshman japanese student at community college

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

duTrieux posted:

freshman japanese student at community college

paging mdb/whatever the username is now

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
^_^ This user watches anime.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Pakled posted:

^_^ This user watches anime.

mods namechange plz

El Gar
Apr 12, 2007

Hey Trophy...

A number of Disney studios artists spent two days observing and sketching captive spotted hyenas maintained at the Field Station for Behavioural Research in the hills above the University of California's Berkeley campus. Dr. Laurence Frank, and other scientists who had organised the visit, expressed a strong request that the portrayal of the hyenas featured in The Lion King be positive. The artists responded that they would do their best to make the hyenas appear more comical than evil.[104] The resulting portrayal did not impress most hyena biologists: one hyena researcher sued Disney studios for defamation of character.[105] In a spotted hyena fact sheet written for African Geographic in May 2006, Dr. Frank included boycotting The Lion King as a way of helping to preserve hyenas in the wild.[106] Hyena researcher Stephen Glickman found parallels between the unflattering portrayal of hyenas in The Lion King and Ernest Hemingway's The Green Hills of Africa: "In both Hemingway and The Lion King there is an emphasis on greed, gluttony, and stupidity that is ultimately designed to be comical. This reaches its "pinnacle" when a hyena (Ed) feeds on its own body, as described in The Green Hills of Africa and in the American children's computer game based on the movie."[104]

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
the most evil thing the Walt Disney Company has ever done? Quite possibly.

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reedy_Creek_Improvement_District

Through the District, Disney could construct almost anything within its borders, including a nuclear power plant (which it never built, opting instead for a more traditional plant that supplements power from outside of the District).


wish disney had built a nuclear power plant, that would own

Coffee Jones
Jul 4, 2004

16 bit? Back when we was kids we only got a single bit on Christmas, as a treat
And we had to share it!

Hammerite posted:

i fucken love userboxes. the more irrelevant and inane the better.

the facebook of the insane

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reedy_Creek_Improvement_District

Through the District, Disney could construct almost anything within its borders, including a nuclear power plant (which it never built, opting instead for a more traditional plant that supplements power from outside of the District).


wish disney had built a nuclear power plant, that would own

it would have had to have one big cooling tower, and two smaller ones at 10 and 2

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reedy_Creek_Improvement_District

Through the District, Disney could construct almost anything within its borders, including a nuclear power plant (which it never built, opting instead for a more traditional plant that supplements power from outside of the District).


wish disney had built a nuclear power plant, that would own

come for a ride down Coolant Mountain!!

also what did you do to get probated, talk about how bad 8 lbs of jerky a day is for the human body or something

Wit_sponge
Dec 29, 2008

FUUUCK

Pakled posted:

^_^ This user watches anime.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Lamont Cranston posted:

it would have had to have one big cooling tower, and two smaller ones at 10 and 2

maybe they could pipe the sorceror's apprentice song over the intercom when they start up the reactor

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Milk_bag#Real.3F

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PathetiSad
Jul 20, 2003
Milk bags use less plastic than traditional milk jugs and are placed in reusable plastic pitchers. The bags themselves can also be washed out and re-used to carry sandwiches, or to freeze food (using a twist tie or rubber band for closure). Because they are designed to be watertight, they are more durable than most commercially available sandwich bags.

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