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I am hella PEEVED
Oct 25, 2007

Welcome to Earth.

And you want to be my latex salesman?

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Pierce and Pierce posted:

Vandelay! Say Vandelay Industries!

If he needs me, tell him I’M IN MY OFFICE!

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
Oh yeah? Well the life support machine called....

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Pierce and Pierce posted:

Vandelay! Say Vandelay Industries!

And you want to be my latex salesman?

Epic Mount
Jun 18, 2007
Oh, that's nice. Nothing's more satisfying than diddlin' the maid and chewing some gum.

tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost

Epic Mount posted:

Oh, that's nice. Nothing's more satisfying than diddlin' the maid and chewing some gum.

sophisticated

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

YOU'RE BALD!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

mojo1701a posted:

YOU'RE BALD!

Correction: I was bald!

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

Riptor posted:

IT'S
ALL
PIPES!

Different pipes go to different places. You're GUNNA MIX 'EM UP! :argh:

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


neoboman posted:

Different pipes go to different places. You're GUNNA MIX 'EM UP! :argh:

That's a misprint. What do you got, a Clarkman?

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Riptor posted:

IT'S
ALL
PIPES!

The hand motion he does with this kills me every time

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Sash! posted:

That's a misprint. What do you got, a Clarkman?

Sorry, the card says "Moops."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

potee posted:

If he needs me, tell him I’M IN MY OFFICE!

I loving love the way his fat, cheery old man Boss gasps,"I'll see you in hell, Costanza!"

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008

T. Finn posted:

The hand motion he does with this kills me every time

I am hella PEEVED
Oct 25, 2007

Welcome to Earth.

Jason Alexander really had the best hand motions.

MINT WIZARD
Apr 25, 2007

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.
I love his gestures when he's sitting behind the girl who learns that her Aunt died in The Implant.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


potee posted:

Sorry, the card says "Moops."

What is this? A birthday card. Haha...signed by the entire Yankee organization!


You've screwed me again Costanza.

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Sash! posted:

What is this? A birthday card. Haha...signed by the entire Yankee organization!


You've screwed me again Costanza.

What was Kramer going to get for that anyway, like 200 bucks? Wouldn't a card like that be worth tens of thousands of dollars?

tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost

stratdax posted:

What was Kramer going to get for that anyway, like 200 bucks? Wouldn't a card like that be worth tens of thousands of dollars?
Not without Morgan's signature.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Epic Mount posted:

Oh, that's nice. Nothing's more satisfying than diddlin' the maid and chewing some gum.
Now see, this is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies sitting around, chewing gum.

(The Gum is the best episode.)

Chicolini
Sep 22, 2007

I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.
On one hand, he's smart with rockets. On the other, he's dumb with parking.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007
nobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagel

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

neoboman posted:

nobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagel

BAD CHICKEN! Mess you up!!!

MINT WIZARD
Apr 25, 2007

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.
Shouldn't the bucket be on your head?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Coffee And Pie posted:

BAD CHICKEN! Mess you up!!!

Not shot, dog bite!

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
E-mail, telephones, fax machines. Fedex, telex, telegrams, holograms...

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Well, there really is no junk mail. Everyone wants to receive a cheque or a birthday card, but it requires just as much manpower to deliver as their precious little greeting cards--Newman!

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time
She's very... what's the word... supercilious

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

I think that's the tops.

MINT WIZARD
Apr 25, 2007

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.
The velvet fog!?

I am hella PEEVED
Oct 25, 2007

Welcome to Earth.

I gotta find a way to work this out, I love that apartment. It's so cozy, I'm ensconced in velvet. You know, if it were socially acceptable--

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Not shot, dog bite!
Woof woof, not bang bang!

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

Fury1671 posted:

I gotta find a way to work this out, I love that apartment. It's so cozy, I'm ensconced in velvet. You know, if it were socially acceptable--

I want to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body

Pierce and Pierce
Jul 1, 2007
Murders and Executions
Are you sure you want to get married? I mean, it's a big change of life.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Steakandchips posted:

Woof woof, not bang bang!

Is this going to hurt? :ohdear:

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Riptor posted:

I want to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

stratdax posted:

What was Kramer going to get for that anyway, like 200 bucks? Wouldn't a card like that be worth tens of thousands of dollars?

No, not nearly that much. Signatures for current players aren't really that rare, and like 80% of the team no one cares about.

Almost certainly more than $200, though, but not tens of thousands...I remember seeing an episode of Pawn Stars where a baseball signed by one of the most famous Yankees teams of all time, Murderer's Row, and the seller only wanted $3000 for it, and that was well outside what the pawn shop was willing to pay.

Pierce and Pierce
Jul 1, 2007
Murders and Executions
Alright, I gotta get changed for the game. I'll be back, we'll make out.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


He took it out.

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Wotan
Aug 15, 2009

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
I gotta get on that internet!

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