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Sash! posted:He took it out. 
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I think I got this. Peterman is real. His book is not. You, Kramer, are real. But your life is Peterman's. Now the bus, which is real, takes you to places, that, while they are real, they are not real in the sense that they did not actually happen to the real Peterman, which is you.
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Nov 9, 2011 02:41
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Criminal Minded posted:I think I got this. Peterman is real. His book is not. You, Kramer, are real. But your life is Peterman's. Now the bus, which is real, takes you to places, that, while they are real, they are not real in the sense that they did not actually happen to the real Peterman, which is you. Wait... is this from an episode? Edit: Googling says yes. Looks like I havent seen it in so long I can rewatch and it'll almost be new. 
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Nov 9, 2011 02:46
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Criminal Minded posted:I think I got this. Peterman is real. His book is not. You, Kramer, are real. But your life is Peterman's. Now the bus, which is real, takes you to places, that, while they are real, they are not real in the sense that they did not actually happen to the real Peterman, which is you. The very pants you were returning!
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Nov 9, 2011 03:27
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Criminal Minded posted:I think I got this. Peterman is real. His book is not. You, Kramer, are real. But your life is Peterman's. Now the bus, which is real, takes you to places, that, while they are real, they are not real in the sense that they did not actually happen to the real Peterman, which is you. Allow me. ... What are you, an idiot?
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Nov 9, 2011 04:09
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THE BUS IS OUTTA CONTROL! So I grab him by the collar and take him outta the seat, I get behind the wheel and now I'm driving the bus.
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Nov 9, 2011 04:57
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You're Batman.
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Nov 9, 2011 05:00
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Jingleheimer posted:You're Batman. Elaine, you could be dating the Green Lantern!
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Nov 9, 2011 05:27
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You kept making all the stops?!?
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Nov 9, 2011 05:28
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Maybe his girlfriend is Lois Loan!
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Nov 9, 2011 05:33
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esperantinc posted:You kept making all the stops?!? Well, people kept ringing the bell!
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Nov 9, 2011 05:42
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Sash! posted:The very pants you were returning! Elaine, were you listening? I never even got there!
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Nov 9, 2011 06:16
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Rusty Shackelford posted:Maybe his girlfriend is Lois Loan! He's the Got-No-Green Lantern!
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Nov 9, 2011 15:25
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HEY, DENTI !
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Nov 9, 2011 15:34
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I'm out!
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Nov 9, 2011 15:53
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The stand up/hit by door is a Kramer physical comedy highpoint. imo. also captions so it's like watching at your grandma's house. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDJbY0StaLU
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Nov 9, 2011 16:05
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Alright. Elaine, David, I believe we have a deal here in principle: Arby's - no more than once a month. In exchange, Elaine comes to your softball game, and doesn't read a book.
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Nov 9, 2011 16:57
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T. Finn posted:The stand up/hit by door is a Kramer physical comedy highpoint. imo. also captions so it's like watching at your grandma's house. I see that clip, and raise you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjgdTgdgDD4
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Nov 9, 2011 17:19
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So you're gonna wear this all the time? All signs point to YES!
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Nov 9, 2011 17:42
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Next stop Pottersville! Next stop Pottersville!
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Nov 9, 2011 21:58
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I can't find it on youtube, but my favourite Kramer entrance is when Jerry got those special rubber gloves for him, and he throws it behind him and Kramer catches it as he walks in. I wonder how many takes they needed.
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The Human Cow posted:So you're gonna wear this all the time? You got a question, you ask the 8 ball.
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Nov 9, 2011 22:24
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Chexoid posted:I can't find it on youtube, but my favourite Kramer entrance is when Jerry got those special rubber gloves for him, and he throws it behind him and Kramer catches it as he walks in. Quite a few. There was a sequence in some outtakes or behind-the-scenes somewhere.
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Nov 9, 2011 22:47
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Excuse me. Yes, Oh yes, Bobo. No it's just east of madison. Around 4:00 will be fine. All right Bobo... I'm sorry where were we?
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Nov 9, 2011 23:45
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Chexoid posted:I can't find it on youtube, but my favourite Kramer entrance is when Jerry got those special rubber gloves for him, and he throws it behind him and Kramer catches it as he walks in. I wonder how many it took when George grabbed his ringing phone and tossed it to Jerry from across the apartment
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esJl7MZoVww B, O, Z, O?!
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Nov 10, 2011 01:28
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 I know this sounds crazy, but the two men behind me are going to give me $50 if I eat one of your egg rolls.
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Nov 10, 2011 01:39
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WouldDesk posted:
For fifty bucks? I'd put my face in the soup and blow.
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WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG!? I LIVE IN NEW YORK!
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WouldDesk posted:
What did she say? WHAT DID SHE SAY? SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT SHE SAID!
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Nov 10, 2011 05:44
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Guess what I had for dinner last night Mmm.... jambalaya!
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Nov 10, 2011 20:47
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In fact, she said looks aren't even important to her! 
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Nov 10, 2011 20:49
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Is there a pinkish hue?
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SHE'S BALD!
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YOU'RE BALD!
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Nov 10, 2011 21:44
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Rusty Shackelford posted:YOU'RE BALD! I WAS bald. 
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T. Finn posted:Is there a pinkish hue? I'm an eggplant!
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Nov 10, 2011 21:55
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HE'S IN DA BAAAATROOM.
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Have you seen a tall, lanky doofus with a bird face and hair like the bride of Frankenstein?
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