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YES bread posted:No, he just thought that cats were total assholes. That's because they are. I LOVE THEM ANYWAY.   Someone come up with song lyrics, it's been awhile since we've had any music and we have absolutely NOTHING about ADWD.
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my cat is norris posted:That's because they are. That's because ADWD is about absolutely NOTHING.
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Touché, my good man.
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ZearothK posted:She just needed a cat now that the Frey had taken her Cat. This is beautiful.
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Jaqen H'car spotted on Mythbusters last night
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I've known cars that could change their paint jobs as easily as most men change their orders at the drive-thru window at Jack in the Box.
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Nov 9, 2011 18:55
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What are the odds that Qyburn gets a hold of Robb's corpse with Grey Wind's severed head sewn onto it and brings him back to life as a zombie wolf-head man? After all the other necromancy bullshit that seems pretty likely (and rad).
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Nov 9, 2011 19:26
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Think of it, didn't Robb nominate someone as his designate heir after he got the news of Theon killing his brothers (and then the chapter abruptly closed before letting us know who)? Did that ever come up or is it one of the many hanging threads in the series?
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Well right before he took off to the Red Wedding he stated that Jon would be the heir of Winterfell if anything ever happened to him. Nothing was really mentioned after he died though.
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I figured that's going to come up once Jon is resurrected because then he doesn't have his Night's Watch vows to hold him back
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Chunk posted:I figured that's going to come up once Jon is resurrected because then he doesn't have his Night's Watch vows to hold him back Something tells me the discrimination he faced in life for being a bastard will fare him well against the discrimination he'll face in living undeath.
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Nilbop posted:Something tells me the discrimination he faced in life for being a bastard will fare him well against the discrimination he'll face in living undeath.
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The corvette roared through the cobblestone streets of Winterfell, turning heads as it passed. Pearl white, sunlight gleaming off of its gold bumpers, it reached the plaza. At the last possible moment it popped its brakes, skidding right in front of the assembled crowd. Before it had even stopped it began to transform, a majestic gold and white blur, landing with the utmost grace. A hushed whisper ran through the crowd. "Kingslayer."
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bigmcgaffney posted:The corvette roared through the cobblestone streets of Winterfell, turning heads as it passed. Pearl white, sunlight gleaming off of its gold bumpers, it reached the plaza. At the last possible moment it popped its brakes, skidding right in front of the assembled crowd. Before it had even stopped it began to transform, a majestic gold and white blur, landing with the utmost grace. Getting in on the ground floor of this fetish. I get the feeling it's gonna be big.
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Is he an Autobot or Decepticon or is he one of those Dinobot thingers? I bet he's like the Starscream of Westeros.
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my cat is norris posted:Is he an Autobot or Decepticon or is he one of those Dinobot thingers? Probably because Starscream rules.
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Jon is the Hot Rod. No loving business being groomed for leadership, yet there he is, the next Prime.
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Actually couldn't Jon be Sam Witwicky and be in robot heaven right now? Ghost could be bumblebee! C'mon guys I know you want to do Transformers fanfic instead of Warhammer this time 
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whowhatwhere posted:Jon is the Hot Rod. No loving business being groomed for leadership, yet there he is, the next Prime. I laughed hard at this, but Hot Robb is too perfect to ignore. Think about it! He goes through an evolution, too, whenever the wolf head is stitched to his body.
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Q: If Gurm was a transformer, what would he be? A:  The AN 225
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smarion2 posted:Actually couldn't Jon be Sam Witwicky and be in robot heaven right now? Ghost could be bumblebee! C'mon guys I know you want to do Transformers fanfic instead of Warhammer this time Every iteration, something changes. If only we had held on to our version of the Horn of Eld. IRQ: that GRRMFORMER has a bunch of broken turbines, right?
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my cat is norris posted:Is he an Autobot or Decepticon or is he one of those Dinobot thingers? A whiny, servile bitch? Even as a kid I knew Starscream was a backstabbing sycophant. bigmcgaffney posted:Probably because Starscream rules. This is the least true statement I have ever read in this thread. my cat is norris posted:I laughed hard at this, but Hot Robb is too perfect to ignore. Think about it! He goes through an evolution, too, whenever the wolf head is stitched to his body. And so he became Robbimus Prime. The first Prime raised from the Wargbot line. Obviously, the other production lines had a problem with this...leading to the War of Five Primes. Devorum fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Nov 10, 2011 |
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Devorum posted:This is the least true statement I have ever read in this thread. Whatever, his name rules. Starscream/Darkstar forever.
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IRQ posted:Q: If Gurm was a transformer, what would he be? Optimus Prime Rib
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Devorum posted:This is the least true statement I have ever read in this thread. My love for Starscream comes entirely from years spent mocking him for being absolutely ineffectual and cowardly. Robot Chicken honestly has nothing on the World's Worst Fanfic when it comes to Starscream being a walking joke.
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Devorum posted:A whiny, servile bitch? Even as a kid I knew Starscream was a backstabbing sycophant. Starscream is way cooler than that... 
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Barristan is clearly Soundwave. Barristan: superior. Kingsguard: Inferior
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gently caress this Transformers bullshit. What member of the cast of Venture Bros are they? Sansa is obviously Dean. Rickon is Hank. Rhaegar is Jonas Sr. Tyrion is Rusty Venture. Margaery is Triana Orpheus (you barely see her but she seems cool enough). Barristan is Dr Orpheus. Go on, it's loving uncanny.
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mikey triumph posted:What are the odds that Qyburn gets a hold of Robb's corpse with Grey Wind's severed head sewn onto it and brings him back to life as a zombie wolf-head man? After all the other necromancy bullshit that seems pretty likely (and rad). Ever since Catelyn came back, I have been hoping, nay, fervently loving desiring the arrival of Robb Stark alive and well with the small exception that he has the head of a Direwolf.
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my cat is norris posted:Starscream is way cooler than that... I could never stand him. The way he acts when Megatron returns as Galvatron pretty much seals the deal for me. I support Barristan as Soundwave.
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my cat is norris posted:Is he an Autobot or Decepticon or is he one of those Dinobot thingers? Starscream of Westeros would be a pretty rad username. Also clearly Littlefinger is Starscream.
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So, remember the strategy videogame that had some decent ideas but was made by Cyanide and therefore complete poo poo? And the new RPG they're making with "innovative" "active slowdown tactical combat engine”? Well whip out your cocks for Master Ramsay's inspection, because he's got two new games coming out! http://www.usatoday.com/life/lifestyle/story/2011-11-07/game-of-thrones/51116740/1 •Bigpoint (Battlestar Galactica Online) is developing a free-to-play Game of Thrones massively multiplayer online role-playing game. Oh good, because turning BSG into EVE Online without any of the poo poo that makes EVE Online worth playing is a stellar recommendation. The big one is this: •A Thrones-based social networking game — think FarmVille comes to Westeros — is also in the works. Yeah. Ramsay wants to know if you want him to cut it off yet or if you need it exposed to the air a bit longer.
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Dominion posted:Starscream of Westeros would be a pretty rad username. I'm having a hard time coming up with a good equivalent for Jamie's character.
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whowhatwhere posted:•A Thrones-based social networking game — think FarmVille comes to Westeros — is also in the works. Ned Stark needs someone to adopt this baby direwolf! Click here to adopt this baby direwolf and earn 300G!
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whowhatwhere posted:So, remember the strategy videogame that had some decent ideas but was made by Cyanide and therefore complete poo poo? Why do fantasy authors insist on making deals with terrible companies for games? This is going to be worse than the WoT FPS. Or that one time Grrm made an RPG and the company disappeared, then the head guy became a landscaper or something and had to be tracked down by PI so Grrm could get the license back. Good times. drat, the collector's edition book looks nice, though.
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3Romeo posted:According to Roose, as he's sassing Ramsay, human skin doesn't last as long as good leather. I liked "Get the keys and remove those chains from him, before you make me rue the day I raped your mother."
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Devorum posted:Why do fantasy authors insist on making deals with terrible companies for games? This is going to be worse than the WoT FPS. The WoT FPS was really pretty good for its time, unless I somehow missed a new one? The GoT RTS game... dear god, I want those 20 minutes back. I wanted to play more of it to tell you guys how horrible it was but IT'S TOO HORRIBLE.
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It is sad that the best prose of ADWD has not yet been mentioned:quote:Monkey poo poo rained down around them all, splat splat splat.
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