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It is an established fact that their names will be Zoosmell Pooplord, Flighty Broad, Insufferable Prick, and Farmstink Buttlass 
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come on COME ON
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Fagtastic posted:come on COME ON We still have about 22 hours it could be posted from Andrew's perspective.
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The 11/11/11 update is going to be a single page with the curtains for the Beginning of Act 6.
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I'm waiting for Hussie to tweet "playin skyrim kindly gently caress off tia".
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We won't get an update. Because Skyrim is Act 6. Tamriel is the post-Scratch universe. ...Wait, gently caress, I should've put that in spoiler tags.
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Nov 11, 2011 08:47
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The post scratch kids are actually all mudcrabs
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Nov 11, 2011 09:40
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So wait, what does this say about J? Also, that's the best summer block buster, ever. Pleasant Friend fucked around with this message at 10:10 on Nov 11, 2011 |
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Nov 11, 2011 10:08
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Update! Oh my god everything as we know it has been turned upside down!
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Nov 11, 2011 10:14
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Could some fine upstanding goon translate the daedric/trollspeak at the end of the flash?
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Nov 11, 2011 10:18
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Does anyone know what the upside-down daedric on the screen says? I'm not liking the sight of that caduceus on the top of it, though... That's the sign of a doctor, and I haven't met one I can trust yet! EDIT: Why is there a Dr. Manhattan picture on the wall?
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UltraPenguinX posted:Could some fine upstanding goon translate the daedric/trollspeak at the end of the flash? Press ===> to continue
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She's got a picture of Ron Swanson on her wall. New best character confirmed.
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Nov 11, 2011 10:20
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Hrm, "JANE CROCKER" has 11 letters and this update was posted on the 11/11/11. I am 83% sure this means nothing and won't ever mean anything in any temporal context. Not a thing.
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Well, I actually wasn't suprised by that. I guess this means they went back in time or something?
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Figures Hussie would pull that, it was literally true that Jade was her penpal's grandmother. Jeez, Andrew Hussie is this world's Doc Scratch. Edit Though Jade refers to J as a "he," so who knows. Ammat The Ankh fucked around with this message at 10:27 on Nov 11, 2011 |
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Cheeseball IV posted:Update! I was not expecting that, and I am indeed excited now!
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Nanna loves Parks and Rec? Confirmed for best character.
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Is that a Spoonkind strife specibus card I see? If so, how the heck do you weaponize spoons? o_O
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CidGregor posted:Is that a Spoonkind strife specibus card I see? If so, how the heck do you weaponize spoons? o_O
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What's the "only of her kind" thing supposed to mean here? Do we have a planet with both humans and trolls on it now or something? What did you do, Doc Scratch? I like the red/green inversion, though. That's clever, and not something I was thinking about when looking at the dots for the acts. This is going to go some very interesting places. Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff as successful franchise with a live action movie is amazing though.
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CidGregor posted:Is that a Spoonkind strife specibus card I see? If so, how the heck do you weaponize spoons? o_O Also of note, Jane is 15 and a half.
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CidGregor posted:Is that a Spoonkind strife specibus card I see? If so, how the heck do you weaponize spoons? o_O You ever see the first episode of Spongebob? I imagine it's a lot like that. quote:this SPECIAL DATE, 11.11.11, i.e. 2X3PRONG DAY (WHATEVER THAT MEANS), a date exhibiting just the sort of numerical gimmick corporations love to exploit for their big releases  I refuse to be unconvinced that this is anything but a swipe at Skyrim.EDIT: I will say that while I completely expected the act to start this way (really, there was no other way this was gonna start and anybody who really thought this was gonna open with the kids and trolls again was just kinda deluding themselves), a couple things significantly threw me, as is always the way with Hussie: 1. The kids are apparently 15 in this one. I like it. The first crop of kids always reminded me of sarcastic 15-16 year olds anyway. 2. Empire? Only one of her race? What the fuuuuuck is goin' on here. 
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Nov 11, 2011 10:28
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Kelp Plankton posted:Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff as successful franchise with a live action movie is amazing though. How come it took this long to mention this, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff the movie (starring Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson) is the highlight of Homestuck.
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Nov 11, 2011 10:30
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quote:What will you do?
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Nov 11, 2011 10:31
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Whoever guessed that J would use 2xPistolkind: 
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Cleretic posted:I'm not liking the sight of that caduceus on the top of it, though... That's the sign of a doctor, and I haven't met one I can trust yet! Hmm, what troll would even have occasion to use a DOCtor's computer, i wonder? Also, there is nothing from this comic i wish were true more than SB&HJ starring Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller. My life, it would be so much fuller...
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Nov 11, 2011 10:33
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Oh and so I guess that means that in this universe Dad Egbert has been replaced by Betty Crocker/Her Imperial Condence? That'd make sense.
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I have to wonder how Hussie is going to pace Act 6 with this "new world stuff" that won't make it tiring since we've gone through this thing like twice now basically. It's neat in the implications and where he can go with it, but the directions will ultimately be tempered one way or another by the need to keep it moving with some level of alacrity lest the whole crew ends up off screen for like six months again.
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So I guess this is the scratched session and we're looking at a version of Nanna? If so, I'm surprised that for once the speculation before an update turned out to be pretty much correct!
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Nov 11, 2011 10:36
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If she dresses in blue and starts using "SPOOOOON" as a battle cry when she gets to the medium then Ms. Crocker is going to become the most popular character in this series by several orders of magnitude.
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Nov 11, 2011 10:37
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I am made severely uncomfortable by the fact that Li'l Cal is still around. In other news, HOLY poo poo YAY GUARDIAN ACT!!!!!! I could actually cry real tears, I am so excited about this. (We finally get to know what the guardian's names are. Yesssss.)
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Nov 11, 2011 10:39
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goddamn I am so looking forward to more wacky antics with inventory management. More classic mspaint adventures fun 
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Zorak posted:I have to wonder how Hussie is going to pace Act 6 with this "new world stuff" that won't make it tiring since we've gone through this thing like twice now basically. It's neat in the implications and where he can go with it, but the directions will ultimately be tempered one way or another by the need to keep it moving with some level of alacrity lest the whole crew ends up off screen for like six months again. He's got four introductions to convey as many bulletpoints as possible. From there, I'm reasonably sure we'll probably be able to figure out the rest ourselves. I have a few guesses as to what we're dealing with here already (troll empire rules the planet, maybe somewhat benevolently, but probably not), but I could be way off course. Cukel posted:So I guess this is the scratched session and we're looking at a version of Nanna? If so, I'm surprised that for once the speculation before an update turned out to be pretty much correct! As far as guesses go, this one was roughly as difficult as the 4x Corpsesmooch combo. 
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Zorak posted:I have to wonder how Hussie is going to pace Act 6 with this "new world stuff" that won't make it tiring since we've gone through this thing like twice now basically. It's neat in the implications and where he can go with it, but the directions will ultimately be tempered one way or another by the need to keep it moving with some level of alacrity lest the whole crew ends up off screen for like six months again. I have the feeling he's going to start to put it into motion like the other sequences, then quickly subvert our expectations by having the kids and/or trolls arrive, mucking all the post-scratch world's tidy storylines up into this weird mess and drawing the attention of the new earth-based Doc Scratch or Lord English or maybe just Betty Crocker. Who knows. But then of course we're jumping right back into where we were, with the added complexity of basically hijacking this 'new' session being run by the guardian-kids.
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Wait, what are you guys surprised about, this Jane Crocker character is Nanna right? Isn't this what we all expected to happen? Did I miss something?
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The GAME GRL magazine is a nice touch.
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What I'm wondering is why it is Sburb Alpha. There was that thing Nannasprite said to John a long time ago, too, about him progressing the game faster than she did. Maybe something weird is going on. Or maybe I'm just overthinking this. Guess we'll find out eventually.
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And there already is Jane porn on Tumblr. Fantastic work Homestuck community
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