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T. Finn posted:Have you seen a tall, lanky doofus with a bird face and hair like the bride of Frankenstein? I went in with a pretty woman? You know, kinda short, big wall of hair, face like a frying pan?
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You know, I've kiboshed before and I will...kibosh again
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Nov 10, 2011 22:33
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T. Finn posted:Is there a pinkish hue? There's a hue
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Nov 10, 2011 23:39
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Another babka?
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Nov 11, 2011 04:15
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She thinks I'm some guy named Rafe.
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Nov 11, 2011 04:33
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Chexoid posted:In fact, she said looks aren't even important to her! Great! She said... SHE SAID WHAT!?!? 
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Nov 11, 2011 04:49
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He is sooo powerful.
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Nov 11, 2011 04:54
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T. Finn posted:Have you seen a tall, lanky doofus with a bird face and hair like the bride of Frankenstein? A bird ran into my giant freak-head.
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Nov 11, 2011 05:11
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mojo1701a posted:She thinks I'm some guy named Rafe.
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Nov 11, 2011 12:43
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Midnight Sun posted:I sound funny? Yeah I better go to the doctor bye.
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Nov 11, 2011 14:38
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El Negocio posted:A bird ran into my giant freak-head. Never seen that before - bird into a woman's head!
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Nov 11, 2011 15:06
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El Negocio posted:A bird ran into my giant freak-head. I'm like a walking candy apple!
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Nov 11, 2011 15:11
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I'm very very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal size neckhole of my finely knit sweater.
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Nov 11, 2011 18:52
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Where's that rum raisin?!
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Nov 11, 2011 22:04
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Not Skit'les!
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Nov 11, 2011 22:12
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thepokey posted:Never seen that before - bird into a woman's head! It's like it couldn't avoid it.
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Nov 11, 2011 22:48
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JethroMcB posted:Yeah I better go to the doctor bye. Yeah, well, uh - we've been seeing a lot of this lately. Been drinking from the toilet?
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Nov 11, 2011 23:45
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:Yeah, well, uh - we've been seeing a lot of this lately. Been drinking from the toilet? No...that's disgusting! 
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Nov 12, 2011 00:09
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C'mon, Coffee And Pie, you wanna go for a ride? *jingles keys* Huh? C'mon! C'mon!
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:Yeah, well, uh - we've been seeing a lot of this lately. Been drinking from the toilet? You, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum.
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Nov 12, 2011 00:17
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Pierce and Pierce posted:C'mon, Coffee And Pie, you wanna go for a ride? *jingles keys* Hey...this isn't the way to the park!!
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Nov 12, 2011 01:16
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Nov 12, 2011 01:22
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I don't wanna be a cowboy! 
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Nov 12, 2011 01:26
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I'll take the job. Potato salad!
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stratdax posted:I don't wanna be a cowboy! I don't wanna be a pirate!
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DrBouvenstein posted:I don't wanna be a pirate! Who else owns a replica miniature puffy shirt? It is a prized possession. Came with a DVD set 
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WouldDesk posted:Who else owns a replica miniature puffy shirt? It is a prized possession. Came with a DVD set Seeing the original Puffy Shirt in the Smithsonian is a moment I will treasure forever. It's really not a bad looking shirt.
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Nov 12, 2011 06:30
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Nov 12, 2011 11:21
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thepokey posted:Um, Brett ... Jerry doesn't have a fax machine. Maybe you have a fax machine. You know, there are things in my apartment I've never seen before.
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Nov 12, 2011 16:40
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ARE YOU CRAZY?!!?! THIS IS LIKE DISCOVERING PLUTONIUM... BY ACCIDENT!!
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Nov 12, 2011 17:10
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I just don't know if I see myself working with ice cream.
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Nov 12, 2011 17:14
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Chicolini posted:I just don't know if I see myself working with ice cream. I love that conversation. It's like he's discussing taking a high-powered position at some Wall Street firm with his friends. One thing I never got was how these people afford to live in NYC in the first place. Kramer has no apparent income whatsoever. George bounces from job to job like it's a casual hobby. Then you have the supporting characters like this guy, working at Baskin Robbins but at the same time hosting parties and wearing finely knit cashmere sweaters.
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Supreme Allah posted:Then you have the supporting characters like this guy, working at Baskin Robbins but at the same time hosting parties and wearing finely knit cashmere sweaters. I think the implication is he was fired from a much better job because of his alcoholism.
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You know, I've been thinking. I cannot envision any circumstance in which I will ever have the opportunity to have sex again. How's it gonna happen? I just don't see how it could occur.
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penismightier posted:I think the implication is he was fired from a much better job because of his alcoholism.
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Supreme Allah posted:I love that conversation. It's like he's discussing taking a high-powered position at some Wall Street firm with his friends. One thing I never got was how these people afford to live in NYC in the first place. Kramer has no apparent income whatsoever. George bounces from job to job like it's a casual hobby. Then you have the supporting characters like this guy, working at Baskin Robbins but at the same time hosting parties and wearing finely knit cashmere sweaters.
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Nov 12, 2011 20:11
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How many jobs did George have? Six? Real estate, his brief publishing career, his day as a bra salesman, the Yankees, Play Now, and Krueger?
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Nov 12, 2011 20:50
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Sash! posted:How many jobs did George have? Six?
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Nov 12, 2011 20:56
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Sash! posted:How many jobs did George have? Six? And just think, he was so close to being a latex salesman. Could have been the career he was made for. edit: he also "worked" for the foundation
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Robnoxious posted:Leading computer salesman (and winner of a Water-Pic). You're not giving away my Water-Pic!!!
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