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NObodyNOWHERE
Apr 24, 2007

Now we are all sons of bitches.
Hell Gem
http://twitter.com/thesecretinside

I spend most of my time getting angry about insignificant things and being generally incoherent, but I follow just about everyone back, so there's that.

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Humanoid Female
Mar 13, 2008

http://twitter.com/cpat71

I am vastly entertaining if you have low standards and like comics, weightlifting, heavy metal and science. And that probably covers 98% of Something Awful readers so you really can't lose.

EvilMuppet
Jul 29, 2006


Good night catte thread, give them all many patts. I'm sorry,
http://twitter.com/MikeDouglas_

I like stuff and things.

Alikchi
Aug 18, 2010

Thumbs up I agree

http://twitter.com/alikchialeika

I tweet about EVE, tacos, and the girl who sits behind me in Biology and vocalizes everything she thinks.

Judge Holden
Apr 18, 2007
He can neither read nor write and in him broods already a taste for mindless violence.
Mostly jokes. Some stuff about grad school. It's okay I guess:

http://www.twitter.com/yeahpathy/

Sample tweet: You know how a few days after trick-or-treating all that's left is the kind of middle-aged unattractive candy? #PickUpLines

Extra Pulp
Nov 7, 2009
WWW.Twitter.com/al_borland

Sulman
Apr 29, 2003

What did you do that for?

I'm at twitter.com/sulman . I post about all sorts of nonsense but also F1 on race weekends.

StealThisAlias
Apr 5, 2007

\m/ Fear the lawnmower \m/
http://twitter.com/!/Magnettis

I tweet jokes and stuff. Humor that anyone can appreciate, namely the angry ravings of a college freshman, insensitive jokes about touchy subjects, sports, politics, and good ol' masturbation humor. If you like my tweets enough to RT them, you will provide a shimmering moment of greatness in my otherwise bleak and meaningless existence. Enjoy!

Here's just a taste:

Midnight at Papa Johns advertising division, director of advertising pulls out .38 special: "It's the only way, we need to kill Papa John."

Topeka has decriminalized misdemeanor domestic violence. Now you can finally beat your wife out of the anger you feel for living in Kansas.

The world would be a much better place if every time a girl says "like i was literally like dying" she actually dies.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
https://www.twitter.com/BevisSimpson

I like to have fun, thanks all.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

http://www.twitter.com/radiodevt

I tweet about games and random poo poo, also I am a Diablo 3 editor for gosugamers.net so if you like reading long pieces about the economics of an online game, I'm your man.

Sinaasappelsap
May 24, 2007

I stopped tweeting on my old job's Twitter and now I am back to mine! I primarily tweet about photography, design, current events and social media. I also like sharing my artwork here and there. http://twitter.com/ShareseF

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
http://www.twitter.com/calaveron
Repostin' if you want to follow a bilingual goon who will teach you how to cuss in mexican spanish.

sadfly
Jan 27, 2011

http://www.twitter.com/sadfly

I post stream-of-conscious/word salad mostly, just funny phrases I think up.

Dilkington
Aug 6, 2010

"Al mio amore Dilkington, Gennaro"
http://twitter.com/DilksOut

"I fall into a dark chasm- I light a match- right before my screams extinguish the flame, I glimpse 1000's of swarming weiner dogs !!!"

If that is something you're interested in, please follow @DilksOut

Tripred
Nov 25, 2004

Deals in quack, not opinion.
I'm retiring the digital_idiot acct due to real life taking up all of my time (new infant + crunch time at work make jack something something), anyway, I hate to see all of the work I put into the goon lists go to waste, anyone want to take the password for the account and take over adding people from the thread into the lists?

I changed the account to @goonlist now, and the lists have not been updated in many moons, maybe 7 pages of thread? not sure.

Right now I'm trying to figure out a way to delete all the tweets in one go but none of the pages designed to do that for you work very well. I'm down to last year sometime but there are still about 4900 tweets to remove.

So any volunteers to do the mind numbing, tedious, OCD task of keeping the twitter goon lists up to date? You get all of the fame and fortune of being the master of the gooniverse.

Stairs
Oct 13, 2004
Just gonna repost mine again.
https://www.twitter.com/Greatween
Please validate my life by following me. I mostly post amusing musings concerning my love of alcohol and hatred of pop culture. Follow me and I'll follow you. Joey Vapes, I'm looking at you *looks*.
Seriously though, I might die if you don't follow me. Not really, but do it anyway.

Teeben
Aug 1, 2009
http://www.twitter.com/leabo

I try and be mildly entertaining and I post about Spotify and iOS often.

Stairs
Oct 13, 2004

Teeben posted:

http://www.twitter.com/leabo

I try and be mildly entertaining and I post about Spotify and iOS often.

I think what you said about your wife on your profile is adorable
Brb, going to punch my husband for not being you.

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

http://twitter.com/plainsMfkr

I mainly go on and on about Python stuff, weird stuff I see, Android Development, what drugs I'm on and updates to games I make.

I'll follow back!

mst4k has a new favorite as of 00:38 on Nov 12, 2011

batomys
Sep 16, 2008

I am the @offalhaiku on twitter, although in the spirit of full disclosure I post very few actual haiku these days. If flippant comments about giving trick-or-treaters fun-size vials of magic johnson blood are your thing, or tweets disrespecting Republicans get you wet, pull up a chair (put down a towel) and stay awhile.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

http://twitter.com/FarmerRichie

Little Richard invented the almanac and then Ben Franklin stole it. WOOOOOOO.

Constellation I
Apr 3, 2005
I'm a sucker, a little fucker.
http://twitter.com/Iconstellationi

Most of my friends don't use twitter so I gotta get other followers I guess. Haven't tweeted much because of the lack of audience. But now I shall!

General Ironicus
Aug 21, 2008

Something about this feels kinda hinky
https://twitter.com/goons_txt

Found this a few days ago. It's not even a week old and there's some great stuff in there.

FreshFeesh
Jun 3, 2007

Drum Solo
Just followed most everyone from the past few pages (what, I don't manage my account often). Here's to be tweeting more often.

@MSMBNetworks (the company I own)

gregarious Ted
Jun 6, 2005
Reposting myself after an age because I want to

http://twitter.com/parnelmc

I like cool things and enjnoying myself

Andy Pandy
Dec 11, 2007


Grimey Drawer
Looking for new twitter friends, I like walks on the beach and the sound of wet dogs shaking all the drips out. We can start with a few nervous tweets and take it from there :)

! ! Cool people ONLY ! !

http://twitter.com/_Pandy

Happyfacecrazy
Jul 30, 2010

Soft Kitty...
Warm Kitty...
Little Ball of Fur.
Happy Kitty...
Sleepy Kitty...
Purr, Purr, Purrr.
http://twitter.com/ihazabeautyblog

Use it for my blog in general but starting to post more random crap on it each day.

QWERTTY
May 26, 2009

Maui Wowie
CERTIFIED ALIEN

http://twitter.com/xsnackpack

Jefferoo
Jun 24, 2008

by Lowtax
http://twitter.com/jeevesmeister - I need an excuse to use this more, at the moment it's linked to my tumblr and my random musings from work. I'm pretty scornful of everything.

Long John Power
Sep 11, 2001

Shameless repost http://twitter.com/iruntheinternet

Ars Moriendi
Oct 27, 2006

Fear is the dark room where the devil develops his negatives.
Pro fighter mostly posting lame poetry and fight game stuff. Just got it going so if you're anybit entertaining I'll probably followback!

https://www.twitter.com/KingGuillotine

The Golden Man
Aug 4, 2007

My name on Twitter is DinkMagic, the link is https://www.twitter.com/DinkMagic ! Ha ha thanks every body, you can click it, if you want.

Cactrot
Jan 11, 2001

Go Go Cactus Galactus





http://twitter.com/Cactrot I only tweet after I've been drinking.

Oh Long Johnson
Oct 22, 2010

Wayne Gretzky posted:

My name on Twitter is DinkMagic, the link is https://www.twitter.com/DinkMagic ! Ha ha thanks every body, you can click it, if you want.
Do it, click that link.

I'm still https://www.twitter.com/dr_spidermanMD and I'll be tweeting nonstop for the next month because I have nothing going on in life. Nothing at all.

CRINDY
Sep 23, 2010

forget about ur worries and ur strife
https://www.twitter.com/jto23h

Sometimes I'm funny. Usually I'm cranky. I hit occasional pockets of tweeting brilliance, but I'm mostly just there.

The Golden Man
Aug 4, 2007

CRINDY posted:

https://www.twitter.com/jto23h

Sometimes I'm funny. Usually I'm cranky. I hit occasional pockets of tweeting brilliance, but I'm mostly just there.

That sounds kind of braggy Crindy.

blaarghh
Nov 28, 2007

.

blaarghh has a new favorite as of 15:13 on Aug 8, 2013

WUTANGSECRET
Apr 21, 2007
http://twitter.com/climeastgood
Trying this out, need people to follow/followers that aren't porn bots.

fr0punk
Mar 23, 2004

nerd.
Man, I keep forgetting to use my twitter. It's time to dust it off again so I can rarely post about nothing! I just followed a bunch of you guys again. Yeehaw.

http://twitter.com/fr0punk

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Kunzelman
Dec 26, 2007

Lord Shaper
I've been adding a lot of the people from this thread. If I missed you, just add me, Twitter was being strange for me today.

Anyway, I tweet about video games, comic books, and Continental theory I guess. Sometimes I complain about politics.

https://twitter.com/#!/ckunzelman

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