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Bobulus posted:What...what if the Dad of this universe is new equivalent to Doc Scratch? With both the powers of a First Guardian and limitless mangrit, he would truly be unstoppable.
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I hope the troll romance quadrants gets a supplemental pamphlet of its own.
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Daughter, If you are reading this then you are grounded. You have finally become a woman. I am so proud of you.
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I think it's the username and avatar combo going on there, but that letter feels so bare without a novel's worth of exposition and hyphens. That said, I will be totally fine with Hussie going Xenogears disc 2 for Act 6 Act 2 and beyond 
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Nov 12, 2011 04:39
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Speculation time: a scratched version of the pre-scratch kids in the post-scratch session, but not as their guardians. It'll probably be the same as it was with the trolls, where they appeared as their ancestors. Though maybe we'll have them still be alive in the present in some capacity. Like, Jane's dad might be a scratched John but her actual guardian is Betty Crocker. Also something has been bugging me. The troll ancestors in their session did not create themselves with ectobiology. Did it happen that when Karkat was doing his ectobiology thing he ended up producing them and sending them back in time to the pre-scratch universe? Or simply to earlier in his own universe? If it's the latter, then how were the ancestors in the pre-scratched universe formed? Maybe it'll happen here, in the post-scratch kids universe somehow? Sorry if that was confusing. Also, more speculation: the post-scratch kids won't have a hero of time or space. When the pre-scratch kids arrive, Dave and Jade will fill that role. They will have brought their own planets into the new incipisphere and created an 8 player session. It'll be a sort of fake bifurcation like the trolls had. Kit Walker fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Nov 12, 2011 |
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Nov 12, 2011 04:47
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Bro's color is orange, apparently. 
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Kit Walker posted:Speculation time: a scratched version of the pre-scratch kids in the post-scratch session, but not as their guardians. It'll probably be the same as it was with the trolls, where they appeared as their ancestors. Though maybe we'll have them still be alive in the present in some capacity. Like, Jane's dad might be a scratched John. When Karkat created the trolls and their ancestors ectobiologically, and they were sent through the defense portals, they were sent both to their own universe and the pre-scratch universe. Likewise, it's implied that the same thing happened with John and co., except everyone was sent from the pre-scratch universe's incipisphere.
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Lupus Rufus posted:When Karkat created the trolls and their ancestors ectobiologically, and they were sent through the defense portals, they were sent both to their own universe and the pre-scratch universe. Likewise, it's implied that the same thing happened with John and co., except everyone was sent from the pre-scratch universe's incipisphere. Ah, that makes sense. Then the ancestors in the post-scratch troll session would've been born simply from the scratch.
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Nov 12, 2011 04:54
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TheRagamuffin posted:Bro's color is orange, apparently.
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Spellman posted:Corresponding with the Kernelsprites, of course. So will the new kernelsprites be the colors John/Rose/etc. all use?
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Nov 12, 2011 05:02
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So, umm, have we attempted to reconcile Jane being a heiress to a Multiglobal(!) empire, named Crocker, apparent existence of The Condesce, and her guardian being male? Or is that too close to the shipping grid talk?
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quote:You think you might be grounded now? Whatever, DAD! This is a fakeout. Jane will go downstairs and the dad will be Crabdad. *wooonnnnk* 
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Nov 12, 2011 05:13
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The DAD line may be a fakeout but oh man I am hoping so hard that it's the one we know and love.
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Nov 12, 2011 05:17
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The dad is obviously FedoraFreak.
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Nov 12, 2011 05:28
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Dad is going to be Lord English. In-fact, everyone in this new world expect the kids is Lord English. I don't mean multiple Lord English, just the one. He just pretends to be multiple people via time travel. Lord English is currently pretending to be Dad. He goes to the store that is staffed by himself in the past, is rung up by himself in the past, then goes home, makes a cake and watches himself on TV while it bakes. Lord English is really, really bored.
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Nov 12, 2011 05:29
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My question is: if Jane is the heiress to a vast multiglobal empire, why does she live in the suburbs?
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Ammat The Ankh posted:My question is: if Jane is the heiress to a vast multiglobal empire, why does she live in the suburbs? In post-scratch earth, those are opulent mansions. Non-rich people live in one-room houses. Yes, even the toilets are in the same room.
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Nov 12, 2011 05:39
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Alternatively, Crocker owns all of them.
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Nov 12, 2011 05:42
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To further the parallels between sessions, her dad may hate all that Betty Crocker stands for, and want her to live a normal life in the 'burbs instead of siding with the batterwitch.
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Nov 12, 2011 05:53
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Gabriel Pope posted:I know this is just a metaphor for beating a dead horse in response to the long-running arms gag, but maybe I should rescind the prediction about Maplehoof being safe and sound on post-scratch Earth I think that this can only support my crackpot theory! Hurry up and introduce Mom and Bro! They're obviously the best ghost slime parents and are going to be the best kids. Since Be Jane doesn't loop back to the flash yet I imagine some more pages in that sequence are going to be added before anything else is. I hope that there continue to be heavy handed implications that Scratch/Lord English is raising the kids before it turns out that it's not the case.
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Android Blues posted:I imagine they're still ecto-clones of themselves, and their guardians/grandparents are their ectobiological children. That seems most likely anyway! From waaaaayy back in the story:  We know Hussie hasn't forgotten it either, seeing as he very intentional framed it on this page where John and Karkat discuss the repercussions of the scratch. These new players don't need a time and space player because Jade and Dave are their time and space player. She has their old planets with her too. AceO fucked around with this message at 06:15 on Nov 12, 2011 |
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Nov 12, 2011 06:13
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I'm not seeing things, right? The text on the website just got bigger. Threw me for a loop as I hammered the Ctrl-0 key on Firefox.
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Color Printer posted:I'm not seeing things, right? The text on the website just got bigger. Threw me for a loop as I hammered the Ctrl-0 key on Firefox. Ctrl + mousewheel up/down increases or decreases text size in most browsers on both windows and mac OS.
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Nov 12, 2011 06:28
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5 minutes left to Ask Hussie Anything. Go, goons, go!
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Nov 12, 2011 06:32
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President Ark posted:Ctrl + mousewheel up/down increases or decreases text size in most browsers on both windows and mac OS. Yeah but ctrl+0 resets it to default. Hussie made the text bigger on-site, I'm seeing it too.
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Hussie posted:oh no, 10 minutes is going to be way too long to leave it open There you go underestimating the readers again, Andrew.
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Jorenko posted:5 minutes left to Ask Hussie Anything. Go, goons, go! Too bad I can't think of anything funny or intelligent to ask him.
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I couldn't think of a question. 
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50 billion questions, 49 billion of which were probably variations on if fat pantskat got tiger with nic cage, how would they type with boxing gloves on
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I asked him what his favorite non [s] page in Homestuck was, like we were doing a few days ago. I don't expect him to answer it though. Also I asked him if Terezi can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch
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I asked him about the Bartle Test, because I am a bad person, and want him to introduce another complex concept to attach to the card suits.quote:The Bartle Test classifies players of multiplayer online games into categories based on their gaming preferences.
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Nov 12, 2011 06:56
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Walliard posted:In other news, the cosplayers are already here. Well, this is it. We've hit peak internet. Shut it down, we had a good run but it's over. See you all at the afterparty.
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Walliard posted:In other news, the cosplayers are already here. How. the. gently caress. are they so fast.
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Nov 12, 2011 07:19
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What is it with Homestuck cosplay and black people in the background? "Yes officer, that's them".
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Walliard posted:In other news, the cosplayers are already here. HOLY gently caress. I mean, really? Already?
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Ograbme posted:What is it with Homestuck cosplay and black people in the background? I think that's just a waiter showing someone to their table. Still pretty serendipitous, though.
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Walliard posted:I think that's just a waiter showing someone to their table. Still pretty serendipitous, though. "Your table is over here sir. And be sure to point and laugh at the nerds as we pass by them."
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