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I wonder if we can pay Donald Gibb to follow these people around, and basically shame them into submission.
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Bunch of answers. Highlight: quote:How about if I introduce 10,000 new trolls? Watch this.
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Nov 12, 2011 08:56
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Walliard posted:Bunch of answers. Hahahaha Andrew Hussie is my new favorite person.
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Walliard posted:Bunch of answers. Madness.
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Nov 12, 2011 09:05
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People make fantrolls? There aren't even anymore Zodiac signs left. This just sounds like the worst thing ever.
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Nov 12, 2011 09:07
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Nilbop posted:People make fantrolls? It is.
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Nilbop posted:People make fantrolls? You weren't aware of this? You privileged soul. What I wouldn't give. (They often use the following: The Ophiuchus symbol, planetary symbols, or, way more often than they should, kanji characters meaning specific ridiculous things.)
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Nov 12, 2011 09:09
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dumb brunette posted:You weren't aware of this? You privileged soul. What I wouldn't give. They also often just doodle something they think looks cool.
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Nov 12, 2011 09:21
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So that triceratops troll is now canon? I can dig it
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What the fantroll creators don't understand is that the entire symbol library that young trolls picked from as wigglers carried over in our universe's collective unconscious, but in a cruel twist, similar to how we devised playing cards and have a blatant disregard for modesty concerning buckets, the symbols were reduced to being a ubiquitous computer typeface that no one really uses all that often.
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Nov 12, 2011 09:26
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Of course, the lovely stories and details people write about their fan trolls are not canon They all are just, you know, there. Existing in Alternia, or possibly a part of Her Condensce's invasion fleet. And now they are all dead.
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Nov 12, 2011 09:29
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Walliard posted:Bunch of answers. On the bright side, this means that the goontrolls are now canon. I cannot wait for the Bard of Ham to butter himself up.
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Nov 12, 2011 09:31
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QueerPope posted:They also often just doodle something they think looks cool. Pretty much half the fantrolls use the biohazard symbol as their sign.
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Nov 12, 2011 09:32
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Zooming in on Jane's sylladex card, it says "recipe". I bet you she has a cookbook, not sylladex.
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Nov 12, 2011 10:08
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Hussie posted:The thing is, Homestuck is both a story and a puzzle, by design and by definition. If asked to define it, “a story that’s also a puzzle” is as close to true as any answer I’d give. I just love the way he explained it. It is now my Go-To Post for folks who say "I didn't figure out *this* part of HomeStuck THUS IT IS WRITTEN BADLY"
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Nov 12, 2011 10:12
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Hussie just made Herpus Derpus canon. I think we've reached the pinnacle of Homestuck.
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Nov 12, 2011 10:34
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Someone repost all the Goontrolls please, I missed them the first time around.
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Nov 12, 2011 10:37
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sansuki posted:Zooming in on Jane's sylladex card, it says "recipe". I bet you she has a cookbook, not sylladex. Having to mix arbitrary ingredients together to retrieve items from her sylladex would be fitting I suppose. Suddenly, running out of candy sprinkles actually heightens the tension when you need some to bake up that SBURB ENVELOPE recipe!
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sansuki posted:Zooming in on Jane's sylladex card, it says "recipe". I bet you she has a cookbook, not sylladex. Yeah, I think this is right. Cookbook modus! Though that spoon on the bed is still probably going to be her weapon.
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Nov 12, 2011 10:46
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hussie posted:sprinkletit asked you: help me I cannot stop laughing just at the thought of a ten minute montage of Bro/Ben Stiller falling down stairs, and I'm afraid to read the rest of it
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Nov 12, 2011 11:24
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Ammat The Ankh posted:Someone repost all the Goontrolls please, I missed them the first time around. Group 1 on Legislacerator's DA Group 2
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Wow. Just read an entire blog about somebody reading the entirety of Homestuck over the course of 2 months or so. They started out basically roasting it. And then changed their mind once the story got underway. It's a hilarious read, but it's also kind of nostalgic. I can remember going through a lot of this stuff. It's been a hell of a ride, hasn't it? http://what-the-gently caress-is-homestuck.tumblr.com/how E:VVVVVVV I KNOW. I think they've still got a few things confused, so somebody buy that woman a membership so we can motherfucking enlighten her. Tollymain fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Nov 12, 2011 |
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Nov 12, 2011 13:35
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Tollymain posted:Wow. Just read an entire blog about somebody reading the entirety of Homestuck over the course of 2 months or so. They started out basically roasting it. And then changed their mind once the story got underway. It's a hilarious read, but it's also kind of nostalgic. I can remember going through a lot of this stuff. It's been a hell of a ride, hasn't it?
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Nov 12, 2011 14:43
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atomicthumbs posted:help me I cannot stop laughing just at the thought of a ten minute montage of Bro/Ben Stiller falling down stairs, and I'm afraid to read the rest of it Basically it's the best movie ever and the very fact that it hasn't been done already, IN 3D, just proves there is something wrong with this world! Although, I'm sure some enterprising homestuck fan out there with plenty of time on their hands will do it. Eventually.
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Nov 12, 2011 14:49
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Tollymain posted:Wow. Just read an entire blog about somebody reading the entirety of Homestuck over the course of 2 months or so. They started out basically roasting it. And then changed their mind once the story got underway. It's a hilarious read, but it's also kind of nostalgic. I can remember going through a lot of this stuff. It's been a hell of a ride, hasn't it? This would be kind of funny if it weren't for all the stupid 4chan pictures and memes.
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I would love to see SBAHJ: THE MOIVE come to fruition. The whole idea of an uncanny valley of acting just sounds hilarious to me. That, and it would probably be hailed at film festivals for toeing the line between "art" and "utter bullshit".
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Nov 12, 2011 16:06
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Walliard posted:Bunch of answers. Jake English is indeed a really pulpy, badass name, as is befitting someone so enamored of firearms and fisticuffs. Here's hoping we get a lot of JAKE ENGLISH AND THE (SOMETHING) OF (SOMETHING) vintage poster style fanart in the vein of that time-traveling demon one, because with a name like that he's asking for it.
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If I had millions of dollars just lying around doing nothing I would definitely make A SBaHF moive.
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Tollymain posted:Wow. Just read an entire blog about somebody reading the entirety of Homestuck over the course of 2 months or so. They started out basically roasting it. And then changed their mind once the story got underway. It's a hilarious read, but it's also kind of nostalgic. I can remember going through a lot of this stuff. It's been a hell of a ride, hasn't it? Found this yesterday  HUSSIE UPDATE FASTER " to "Wow, this is awesome!  " sometime around act 3 in the blogging.
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Lupus Rufus posted:When Karkat created the trolls and their ancestors ectobiologically, and they were sent through the defense portals, they were sent both to their own universe and the pre-scratch universe. Likewise, it's implied that the same thing happened with John and co., except everyone was sent from the pre-scratch universe's incipisphere. Why does a glitch have to make sense? I really can't get over people trying to rationalise the origin of the pre-scratch trolls when it makes much more narrative sense for them to simply not have one, the message being OH poo poo YALL CAUSALITY IS SERIOUSLY loving BROKEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ITS LORD MOTHERFUCKING ENGLISH IS WHAT. Plus as far as I remember the only thing that suggests they came from anywhere at all is "this session was not the one in which they had been spawned" which could just as easily mean they found their way into the wrong session, or were spawned in a different troll session from the same period, or didn't come from anywhere at all. But yeah, while you can [kinda sorta] explain it away with shenanigans, it has a lot more impact if you leave it completely incongruous. Gabriel Pope posted:Jake English is indeed a really pulpy, badass name, as is befitting someone so enamored of firearms and fisticuffs. Here's hoping we get a lot of JAKE ENGLISH AND THE (SOMETHING) OF (SOMETHING) vintage poster style fanart in the vein of that time-traveling demon one, because with a name like that he's asking for it. Just replace [protagonist's name] in any and all Clive Cussler books with Jake English, that should get you off to a pretty good start.
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FaceTime posted:Basically it's the best movie ever and the very fact that it hasn't been done already, IN 3D, just proves there is something wrong with this world!
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Pastrymancy posted:I'm dense, because the first time around I didn't catch that MUSTACHIOED FUNNYMEN describes grandpa and GALS OF CERULEAN COMPLEXION fits Nannasprite's description Well the Gals of Cerulean Complexion also describes a thing Grandpa Harley had going on as well. We are not sure what the deal with that is.
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Tollymain posted:Wow. Just read an entire blog about somebody reading the entirety of Homestuck over the course of 2 months or so. They started out basically roasting it. And then changed their mind once the story got underway. It's a hilarious read, but it's also kind of nostalgic. I can remember going through a lot of this stuff. It's been a hell of a ride, hasn't it? My favourite part is where Tumblr is a shithole and can't help but spoil most of the future developments for him. 
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Renaissance Robot posted:Why does a glitch have to make sense? I really can't get over people trying to rationalise the origin of the pre-scratch trolls when it makes much more narrative sense for them to simply not have one, the message being OH poo poo YALL CAUSALITY IS SERIOUSLY loving BROKEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ITS LORD MOTHERFUCKING ENGLISH IS WHAT. I don't think it's really that complicated here? When the meteors leave the defense portals in the Incipisphere (whether they are coming from the pre-Scratch Incipisphere or post-Scratch doesn't matter), the game seemingly makes two copies of the meteor, one sent to the pre-Scratch universe and one sent to the post-Scratch universe. This seems hinted at pretty deliberately with the conspicuous presence of all the meteor baby artifacts in the start of Act 6. Up until now we weren't given any clues as to the specifics of how baby spawning happened in two universes. Of course, this all makes me wonder if the Sufferer truly "remembered" anything from his past life. If post-Scratch John is even a character, I doubt he'd "remember" a drat thing about becoming a god. Characters seeing visions of other locations in spacetime has been a thing happening in this story since drat near its inception, though, and there's numerous ways for this to happen. So mystery solved I guess?
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atomicthumbs posted:help me I cannot stop laughing just at the thought of a ten minute montage of Bro/Ben Stiller falling down stairs, and I'm afraid to read the rest of it I would have thought Snoop Dogg would be the obvious choice for Geromy but Donald Glover would just be amazing.
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Daius posted:My favourite part is where Tumblr is a shithole and can't help but spoil most of the future developments for him. I payed a small visit to the MSPA section of a certain image board and was greeted by a memorial thread for the Exiles. I went to the MSPA wiki and the featured article at the time said that Dad was John's brother. I think that's what propelled me to blaze through Act 1 to [S] Cascade in five days.
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Not sure if anyone has mentioned this, but weren't the main kids playing a SBURB beta? Jane's examine room spiel says she's got the alpha. Considering how loaded those words are in Homestuck, I wonder if that's significant...
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Battle Strudel posted:Not sure if anyone has mentioned this, but weren't the main kids playing a SBURB beta? Jane's examine room spiel says she's got the alpha. Considering how loaded those words are in Homestuck, I wonder if that's significant... That's because, thanks to the Scratch, this is now the alpha timeline.
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Color Printer posted:That's because, thanks to the Scratch, this is now the alpha timeline. Does this mean the kids from the old universe are doomed, like all those non-alpha timeline Daves?
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