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Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

Wrist Watch posted:

Really? I just read through the whole thing and it was pretty interesting to see how they got hooked. The beginning read to me like someone coming into Homestuck with the wrong impression, thinking like the people who swear to never read Twilight because they think it's loving retarded and "it's just loving sparkly vampires what else would I ever want to know". Except you know, what most people hear about homestuck are all the in-jokes which is what turns them off and unlike Twilight there's usually more to it than what you can hear in passing.

It was a pretty good read for me at least. She caught stuff I never did when I first anyway.

Kind of interesting to read I agree, but her jokes are hideously stupidly hideously awful, is what I would say. They're like the textbook example of someone who has image macros instead of a sense of humour.

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Gizmotinker
Oct 31, 2011

WILL COACH 4 RARES

Great at giving unsolicited bad advice in the Dota2 thread without having a public profile! You see, it's his shitty teammates that hold him back; he wouldn't want you thinking it's him.

His posts make it sound like he's playing a different game. Seriously.
Don't think of that blog as a source of comedy. Think of it as a peek into the inner workings of a cocooning and gestating Homestuck fan.

kjetting
Jan 18, 2004

Hammer Time
At least it seems that Hussie is back to his old update schedule.

Pastrymancy
Feb 20, 2011

11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

Android Blues posted:

They're like the textbook example of someone who has image macros instead of a sense of humour.

Never before have I seen a sentence that so aptly fits Tumblr

Also, John, even post-scratch, could never live down having the last name "Crocker"

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Unrelated speculation for the record: my speculation and suggestion for young Bro's name is Buck. It just sounds... right.

Supercar Gautier
Jun 10, 2006

kjetting posted:

At least it seems that Hussie is back to his old update schedule.

I think that might be partly to do with returning to that visual phase where more pages were assembled from stock assets than drawn from scratch. Once the prep work is done for the character sprites and props, I'm guessing the per-page workload is smaller.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y
Homestuck: An in-depth review of Jeff Foxworthy's career and facial features

Boneless Jogger
Apr 20, 2010
Hahaha, I like the callback to this page

page 5304 posted:

But his interest in Mr. Foxworthy always struck you as a little lame. Those redneck jokes were so corny and stupid. You secretly suspected your father was mostly arrested by the man's mustache. Maybe he fantasized about shaving the man's egregious furry lip? This seems like a reasonable theory to you.

Tazzypillar
Sep 16, 2011

The best guy.

Supercar Gautier posted:

I think that might be partly to do with returning to that visual phase where more pages were assembled from stock assets than drawn from scratch. Once the prep work is done for the character sprites and props, I'm guessing the per-page workload is smaller.

I'm all but certain that hussie's mentioned that drawing and hero mode and stuff is FASTER for him. It probably has more to do with him not doing batch updates like we've been used to for scratch's segment.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Boneless Jogger posted:

Hahaha, I like the callback to this page
Jane isn't actually the scratched version of Nanna, she's a genderbent young version of Dad

Supercar Gautier
Jun 10, 2006

Tazzypillar posted:

I'm all but certain that hussie's mentioned that drawing and hero mode and stuff is FASTER for him. It probably has more to do with him not doing batch updates like we've been used to for scratch's segment.

He's said that new drawings are quicker to do than converting callback drawings (changing one character to another while retaining the same pose and that sort of thing), but I'm not sure he's said anything about new drawings vs assembled props and sprites.

Boneless Jogger
Apr 20, 2010
I think Andrew has also said that creating new sprites take longer than just drawing a hero mode panel, but he already created Jane's sprite so Supercar is still right.

Fortis
Oct 21, 2009

feelin' fine
Even though I want to see the other kids and whether or not this DAD is just Dad, or Karkat's Lusus with a fedora and pipe, I kind of hope we get at least one Jane: "Visit https://www.mspaintadventures.com" type of page to see some Problem Sleuth 2.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

Fortis posted:

Karkat's Lusus with a fedora and pipe

I need to see this so badly you have no idea.

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice
Now you're making me hope that after Act 6.3 there'll be an entire Problem Sleuth 2 intermission.

H.P. Shivcraft
Mar 17, 2008

STAY UNRULY, YOU HEARTLESS MONSTERS!

Fortis posted:

Even though I want to see the other kids and whether or not this DAD is just Dad, or Karkat's Lusus with a fedora and pipe, I kind of hope we get at least one Jane: "Visit https://www.mspaintadventures.com" type of page to see some Problem Sleuth 2.

And we will discover that post-scratch, MSPaint Adventures is made by none other than Mr. Ryan North, necessitating another author-avatar smackdown to regain control of the comic.

Boneless Jogger
Apr 20, 2010

H.P. Shivcraft posted:

And we will discover that post-scratch, MSPaint Adventures is made by none other than Mr. Ryan North, necessitating another author-avatar smackdown to regain control of the comic.

Alright, screw Problem Sleuth 2, I want RyanQuest 2.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

H.P. Shivcraft posted:

And we will discover that post-scratch, MSPaint Adventures is made by none other than Mr. Ryan North, necessitating another author-avatar smackdown to regain control of the comic.
And the author avatar fight happens entirely on Jane's computer screen, which she eventually exits out of complaining of "yet more of the author's over-indulgent behavior", and considers "taking a break from reading the comic"

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Hussie explains the site's font shift. Apparently that's how it was always supposed to be. It's automatically anti-alised for me since I'm on a Mac, is it possible to turn that off or is it like Hussie says?

Not that I'm not in love with super-smooth text regardless.

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB61z9kNxIk

Perfection.

Factory Factory
Mar 19, 2010

This is what
Arcane Velocity was like.

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Hussie explains the site's font shift. Apparently that's how it was always supposed to be. It's automatically anti-alised for me since I'm on a Mac, is it possible to turn that off or is it like Hussie says?

Not that I'm not in love with super-smooth text regardless.

Huh. I didn't notice a change, but I did notice others noticing it. Browser issues!



Top is Hussie's reference rendering. Next is how the site actually renders for me in Google Chrome (Windows 7, ClearType tuned to my satisfaction). Third down is Photoshop to Hussie's specs (Courier New Bold 14 pt, antialiasing set to "none") - almost but not quite pixel-perfect. Final is a quick and dirty attempt to replicate Chrome's rendering in Photoshop: Courier New regular 14 pt, antialising "strong", character width 96% (antialiasing stretches characters a bit). E: character height should be squashed to 96% as well to get even closer.

Guess I've got font problems!

Leave it to Andrew Hussie to get me thinking about CSS and how far layout management has come in webpages, yet how far it has to go.

Factory Factory fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Nov 13, 2011

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice
I feel like Hussie is personally teasing me by showing a campaign of passive aggressive one-upmanship but not introducing us to kid Mom and guardian Rose yet. I'm starting to think I'll love the new group almost as much as I loved the old group though :3:

Nate RFB
Jan 17, 2005

Clapping Larry

quote:

There is also your magnificent SWANSON. Ron Swanson is the PERFECT MAN. You have tried to order all of the bacon and eggs in a restaurant on several occasions. But your dad never lets the order go beyond the joke level. What a fuddyduddy.
I can't even begin to say how giddy this part makes me :allears:

Nate RFB fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Nov 13, 2011

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
I'm so glad that the SBaHJ GREY MUTANT PENIS has carried over to Homestuck, even if it is a different color.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

creationist believer posted:

I feel like Hussie is personally teasing me by showing a campaign of passive aggressive one-upmanship but not introducing us to kid Mom and guardian Rose yet. I'm starting to think I'll love the new group almost as much as I loved the old group though :3:

1--Of course he is. He says as much on his Tumblr.

2--Me too. Y'all know that I was pretty apprehensive about this whole "new kids" thing, but this seems much better than what I was expecting.

I miss Karkat already, though.

QueerPope
May 1, 2010

Meow.

Factory Factory posted:

Huh. I didn't notice a change, but I did notice others noticing it. Browser issues!



Top is Hussie's reference rendering. Next is how the site actually renders for me in Google Chrome (Windows 7, ClearType tuned to my satisfaction). Third down is Photoshop to Hussie's specs (Courier New Bold 14 pt, antialiasing set to "none") - almost but not quite pixel-perfect. Final is a quick and dirty attempt to replicate Chrome's rendering in Photoshop: Courier New regular 14 pt, antialising "strong", character width 96% (antialiasing stretches characters a bit). E: character height should be squashed to 96% as well to get even closer.

Guess I've got font problems!

Leave it to Andrew Hussie to get me thinking about CSS and how far layout management has come in webpages, yet how far it has to go.

CSS3 would fix this, since with CSS3 you can have fonts render server side or something like that. So if Hussie really cared about having his text display that way, he could use that feature of CSS3.

marsattacks
Apr 2, 2011

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

1--Of course he is. He says as much on his Tumblr.

2--Me too. Y'all know that I was pretty apprehensive about this whole "new kids" thing, but this seems much better than what I was expecting.

I miss Karkat already, though.


Yeah, I'm liking the new kids a lot more than I thought I would, but I still hope we get back to the kids and the trolls (especially Karkat, because He Is The Best) soon.

Gizmotinker
Oct 31, 2011

WILL COACH 4 RARES

Great at giving unsolicited bad advice in the Dota2 thread without having a public profile! You see, it's his shitty teammates that hold him back; he wouldn't want you thinking it's him.

His posts make it sound like he's playing a different game. Seriously.
I stand corrected. Jake isn't Eridan 2.0. He's (Eridan + Equius) 2.0.

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW
Hussie's post taught me that I can turn off Windows 7's cleartyping. Goddamn everything looks sharp now, I'll probably keep it this way. Tahoma supremacy!

Thundarr
Dec 24, 2002


100 HOGS AGREE posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB61z9kNxIk

Perfection.

Fantastic. I do like how they worked in one of the most famous scenes involving stairs in cinematic history.

Also, this is probably the first time I have ever see a cat fall down a flight of stairs. This film has something for everybody!

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice

Thundarr posted:

Fantastic. I do like how they worked in one of the most famous scenes involving stairs in cinematic history.

Also, this is probably the first time I have ever see a cat fall down a flight of stairs. This film has something for everybody!

Just get your cat high on catnip at the top of the stairs. Speaking of, I wonder if it's possible to have a weed dreamself :?

Edit: Man, we haven't even had a pesterlog yet. Past me went 2 months without an update; slightly less past me got to read 5 new updates today and here present me is complaining about wanting more already. I'm such a present spoiled rear end in a top hat. So jealous of future me still.

creationist believer fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Nov 13, 2011

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

creationist believer posted:

Just get your cat high on catnip at the top of the stairs. Speaking of, I wonder if it's possible to have a weed dreamself :?

If you got high, and fell asleep, would your dreamself be high?

Forget about how the new kids got Lil' Cal and the other artifacts, this is what we need to be speculating on.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

Arrhythmia posted:

If you got high, and fell asleep, would your dreamself be high?

Forget about how the new kids got Lil' Cal and the other artifacts, this is what we need to be speculating on.

Jade seemed kind of high when she was typing while dreaming, so your dreamself would probably be super high. The question is though, how high would it even have to be?

Miracon
Jan 1, 2010

Android Blues posted:

Jade seemed kind of high when she was typing while dreaming, so your dreamself would probably be super high. The question is though, how high would it even have to be?

Skaia high.
:rimshot:

Gizmotinker
Oct 31, 2011

WILL COACH 4 RARES

Great at giving unsolicited bad advice in the Dota2 thread without having a public profile! You see, it's his shitty teammates that hold him back; he wouldn't want you thinking it's him.

His posts make it sound like he's playing a different game. Seriously.

creationist believer posted:

I'm such a present spoiled rear end in a top hat. So jealous of future me still.
Past you is an idiot who doesn't know anything. Future you is a smug douche that keeps telling you how wrong you are and speaks about absolute nonsense. I know mine are.

Screaming matches with other temporal versions of yourself are always awesome.

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW

Homestuck posted:

some sort of revolting TROLL HOWIE MANDEL

Are we supposed to interpret this as "Jane has never seen Little Monsters" or as "Trolls, and thus Troll actors are commonplace"?

Zorak
Nov 7, 2005

YggiDee posted:

Are we supposed to interpret this as "Jane has never seen Little Monsters" or as "Trolls, and thus Troll actors are commonplace"?

You are supposed to overtly be pondering this in your head. It's ambiguous. That's the point, I think.

I think if there are trolls present in this world, it'll be the case less that they use their frog to create a new session, and more that they use their God Tier powers to prevent the world from being annihilated at all. Since a planet with Trolls and humans both living up ins would be kind of an ideal for both universe's survivor's.

Zorak fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Nov 13, 2011

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice

Zorak posted:

I think if there are trolls present in this world, it'll be the case less that they use their frog to create a new session, and more that they use their God Tier powers to prevent the world from being annihilated at all. Since a planet with Trolls and humans both living up ins would be kind of an ideal for both universe's survivor's.

Gl'bgolyb did say Feferi would unite the two races. To her this obviously meant land and seadwellers and to the reader it obviously meant humans and trolls. At this point it could just mean something to do with setting up the dream bubbles where the humans and trolls meet, but it could be that Feferi became Betty Crocker in this timeline and united the two races here.

I don't even know what to think, the beginning of Act 6 is raising more questions than EOA5 and Intermission 2 answered. It's a whole new universe of possibilities! I love it.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

That Hetalia banner is really bugging me with its subtitle and tagline.

"AXIS POWERS"
"PAINT IT. WHITE!"
:stare:

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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Mr. Pumroy posted:

That Hetalia banner is really bugging me with its subtitle and tagline.

"AXIS POWERS"
"PAINT IT. WHITE!"
:stare:

Who knew something could make me feel skeevier about browsing MSPA in public than those porn ads.

Speaking of ads, does anyone have a link to the Veins ads that were up on the site a couple months ago? Those things were genius, and I'm going to be heartbroken if they're not in the later Homestuck books.

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