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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Oh Good. It's that time of year when he tries to show Sirius management that he's still popular with the general public.

Ninja edit: Yes...what Kelly said.

He won't do it because he'll want a say in how the show is run and they will never give that to him.

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lynch_69
Jan 21, 2001

I was browsing Cinema Discusso and came across this little gem in page 2 of the "who greenlit this poo poo" thread. Enjoy:

http://www.imdb.com/video/wab/vi541366553/

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
I'd probably die of laughter on the set because there's no way he's better than when he was doing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdq65I3RAh4

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
If they pay him enough and move the show to NYC then I could see him doing it. I would guess they only shoot one day a week right? That would still give him a day off in the week.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Kelly posted:

They are going to move it to NYC for him.

All the way over there? Nevermind. I'm not doing it. I got more important things to do!

::Masturbates to baby sitter porn::

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
I started listening to the show after the move to Sirius (summer of 2006 I believe) and stopped listening a few months after Artie left. Not just because of Artie's much felt absence but for the constant 'I've been asked to be on Idol' talk that just seemed to be on a constant Auto Pilot repeat. This was how a day in 2010 went...

"It's been mentioned on some website that they want me to replace Simon on American Idol. And i'd do it to, pay me a couple of million dollars to judge a loving talent contest. I invented American Idol back in the eighties, you remember Robin? I won the Dwight Schultz award for it. But yeah they give Ellen Degeneres who doesn't have an opinion millions of dollars to tell people she loves them"

This was usually followed by how Coca Cola or Doritos were bad companies "They sell people sugar water for gods sake". Rinse, repeat, constantly... I'd bet any money this is the same kind of thing that's gonna happen on Monday, just replace Idol with Talent.

After I think three months I couldn't take it anymore and I stopped listening. Haven't heard a full show since, I've only been checking this forum and SFN for Artie news/Some lingering word of the show returning to its former glory. But with Artie on a new show that I have zero interest in (I love the guy but I'm a Brit so an American sports show is unlistenable to me) and Howard clearly not giving a gently caress it looks like my love for the show is at an end.

Wow this is cathartic, as long as there are places where people like me can bitch about the show online then I suppose my love for it wont truly die!

Peter North
Apr 23, 2003
It is only a sports show by formality. You should listen.

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
I did give one episode a listen and it seemed like the majority of it was sports talk. This coupled with Nick DiPaulo being a real annoying/unfunny guy is what kills it for me, the Baby Gorilla alone isn't enough to keep me through the bad stuff. Maybe I'd enjoy some kind of No Sports/No Nick fan edit...

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches
Speaking of which (and I don't like to make posts like this), is there an ability to grab the episodes of Nick & Artie so I can edit them down for my personal listening to make them sports-talk free? It seems retarded, yes, but I'm just curious.

I tried a link on here pages ago and it's only the most recent eps that are available to download directly to disk, but iTunes is grabbing them from the site somehow and I'd like to know how...

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Thought you guys might get a kick out of this

quote:

The celebrity list for Saturday night's UFC show includes:
FOX NFL announcers Michael Strahan and Howie Long
Herry Shum Jr. and Matthew Morrison from the TV show "Glee"
Odette Annable and Jesse Spencer from the TV show "House"
Howie Mandel from the TV show "Mobbed"
Max Greenfield, Jake Johnson, Lamome Morris and Hannah Simone from the TV show "House"
Joelle Carter, Walton Goggins and Nick Searcy from the TV show "Justified"
Nick Kroll from the TV show "The League"
Dayton Callie and Ron Perlman from the TV show "Sons of Anarchy"
Dorian Brown, Fiona Gubelmann and Jason Gann from the TV show "Wilfred"
Jim Brown
Kelly Slater
Bas Rutten
Gina Carano
Mickey Rourke
David Arquette
Nicole Murphy
Ronnie Mund
Karina Smirnoff
Michael Bisping
Carlos Condit
Alistair Overeem
Dominick Cruz
Gilbert Melendez
Georges St. Pierre
Brian Stann

This is the list of "celebrities" that will be in attendance at the UFC on FOX premier

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
Ronnie must have a publicist or something. And he's only two below David Arquette!

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

Ya I dont disagree that it gets high ratings by default, and my view is a little screwed because I have lots of friends that work in the movie industry, but it still makes a poo poo ton of money from advertisers and as long as it does that its not going away.

Here are the recent numbers of viewers

2011 37.6 million The King’s Speech
2010 41.3 million The Hurt Locker
2009 36.3 million Slumdog Millionaire
2008 32.0 million No Country For Old Men
2007 40. 2 million The Departed
2006 38.9 million Crash
2005 42.1 million Million Dollar Baby
2004 43.5 million Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
2003 33.0 million Chicago
2002 41.8 million A Beautiful Mind
2001 42.9 million Gladiator

Interesting, I thought the decline was worse but it seems to have rebounded a bit.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

-Atom- posted:

Thought you guys might get a kick out of this


This is the list of "celebrities" that will be in attendance at the UFC on FOX premier

Bas Rutten is the most interesting person on that list.

edit- If you don't know him, he is a Dutch former fighter who refers to himself as El Guapo.

FogHelmut fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Nov 11, 2011

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004

FogHelmut posted:

Bas Rutten is the most interesting person on that list.

edit- If you don't know him, he is a Dutch former fighter who refers to himself as El Guapo.

I think Ronnie is the only person that isn't either a UFC fighter or on a Fox/FX television show.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Spacemonkey57 posted:

I think Ronnie is the only person that isn't either a UFC fighter or on a Fox/FX television show.

There's a bunch of Dancing With the Stars people also.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

FogHelmut posted:

There's a bunch of Dancing With the Stars people also.

Now if they did UFC with the Stars, I might watch that.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

This is totally gonna happen as soon as they finish filming Porky's and Rock and Roll High School. I heard the new episodes of America's Got Talent will start right after the premiere of "Doomsday" "Howard Stern: The High School Years"!

Brocktoon fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Nov 11, 2011

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

AxeManiac posted:

Now if they did UFC with the Stars, I might watch that.

You'd end up with megastars like Joey Buttafuoco and Danny Bonaduce. Howard would be all over this.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Qaz Kwaz posted:

Stern would be GREAT on AGT. I think it's a great fit, given how friendly and familiar he is already with Sharon and Howie Mandel.

He's also a big fan of Nick Cannon.

"America have voted!"

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Sand Monster posted:

He's also a big fan of Nick Cannon.

"America have voted!"

Oh goddamnit is that why Howard kept saying "America have voted" in one of the contests a week or two ago? That was bothering me so drat much

Ghetto Blaster
Jul 25, 2006

Streebs posted:

Oh goddamnit is that why Howard kept saying "America have voted" in one of the contests a week or two ago? That was bothering me so drat much

Americas biggest whore.

I've listened to 5 or 6 shows now and lot's of YouTube interviews. I can't believe i never checked this out before. I love Howard's interview technique, you just don't get people on the radio here in the UK who will ask celebrity's about the size of their penis and if they get anal.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Ghetto Blaster posted:

Americas biggest whore.

I've listened to 5 or 6 shows now and lot's of YouTube interviews. I can't believe i never checked this out before. I love Howard's interview technique, you just don't get people on the radio here in the UK who will ask celebrity's about the size of their penis and if they get anal.

Enjoy it while it is a novelty, because that's all he really asks anyone.

Hey, you ever sleep with a black guy? I've had lots of sex, but I love my wife now. She won't let me go down on her, but you know, it's real. Man, I miss having sex. You getting any sex? Anyone lick your rear end in a top hat? I'd love that. My wife Beth is great, she is so kind and caring, she always asks me thoughtful stuff like "Are you finished yet".

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Cliche Guevara posted:

Speaking of which (and I don't like to make posts like this), is there an ability to grab the episodes of Nick & Artie so I can edit them down for my personal listening to make them sports-talk free? It seems retarded, yes, but I'm just curious.

I tried a link on here pages ago and it's only the most recent eps that are available to download directly to disk, but iTunes is grabbing them from the site somehow and I'd like to know how...

Come on dude. You serious?
http://www.nickandartie.com/downloads.html

But if you do this, please post them here or upload them to youtube. I love them when they're not talking about sports. With some exceptions of course. The interview they did with the guy who wrote a book about Lebron being a whore was awesome and I think would be enjoyable even for non-sports people to listen to.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

I really wish they just had one file per show and not split into 3 parts. Clutters the poo poo out of my mp3 player's podcast list.

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches

Super Ninja Fish posted:

Come on dude. You serious?
http://www.nickandartie.com/downloads.html

But if you do this, please post them here or upload them to youtube. I love them when they're not talking about sports. With some exceptions of course. The interview they did with the guy who wrote a book about Lebron being a whore was awesome and I think would be enjoyable even for non-sports people to listen to.

:v: Leave it to me to come straight here and post that after a 20-hour shift at work. I'm a cock. Thank you!

I will work on it, really. I am no sports guy, I'll watch it if it's on but with next to no interest - actually, probably with lesser interest than Howard watching sports!

EDIT: These files range from 24kbps to 128kbps. Any recommendations on what bitrate to save the final product to, and what, so it doesn't sound like poo poo?

Cliche Guevara fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Nov 12, 2011

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
Not sure how many of you watch The Office, but Pam's replacement on the Thursday episode is a former intern for Howard.

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?t=641655

Lindsey Broad is her name. She called JD creepy on air, that was her big moment.

RoughDraft2.0
Mar 8, 2007

We really like your car, Mrs. LaRusso.

Kelly posted:

Ronnie must have a publicist or something. And he's only two below David Arquette!

Ronnie was actually stopped and interviewed on the "red carpet" during the UFC's pre-show on FuelTV. When asked to describe his Fuel show, he said he couldn't because it was "top secret."

Clip should be worth at least 20 minutes of mocking tomorrow, presuming JD taped it.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Kelly posted:

Not sure how many of you watch The Office, but Pam's replacement on the Thursday episode is a former intern for Howard.

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?t=641655

Lindsey Broad is her name. She called JD creepy on air, that was her big moment.

She's also a PSU graduate which is how I originally heard about her. Her IMDB is quite sparse.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

AltronHGX posted:

I really wish they just had one file per show and not split into 3 parts. Clutters the poo poo out of my mp3 player's podcast list.

It's nice for when I inevitably drop something on my mp3 player in my work truck, hit the forward or back button and have to fast-forward back to the point I was at. I always seem to gently caress up a Stern show download somewhere around the two hour mark.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004





Just leavin' these here.

hunter x az
Oct 28, 2003
Man, is that really Artie?

Howard looks excellent for his age. He's such a pimp. Beth is a hottie too.

Gooch
Oct 30, 2006

Wow! Artie looks great! his recovery and rehab have worked wonders!

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
That Artie one is really good. Where'd you get it?











also the Howard and Beth one really speaks to me and how a perfect love can be so real.

burmart
Sep 14, 2002

10,000 Cunts
Remember, only feed her with a flat palm, or you're likely to lose a finger.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
As long as she doesn't smile Beth is incredibly attractive. She's just got too much of a Joker thing going on when she smiles and it takes away from what is otherwise a very good looking woman.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

hunter x az posted:

Man, is that really Artie?

Sfogliatelle is a hell of a drug.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
It's amazing how a young boy who hasn't started a life of drug and pizza abuse looks so healthy.

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

AxeManiac posted:

It's amazing how a young boy who hasn't started a life of drug and pizza abuse looks so healthy.

Right. I'm not sure if people some how think this is a recent picture of him or something? It's an old picture of him from when he was healthy.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
(I quit listening to the Stern show earlier this year, cold turkey.) Does anybody know if Howard's had anything to say about the Penn State child-molesting business? I remember hearing about how Beth's brothers went to Penn State and they loved "Joepa" and that kind of thing; was wondering if that came up.

Thanks.

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Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
More than that, didn't one of them play football there?

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