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Oh my god, you guys. The new Mom and Bro haven't even been revealed yet and there's already a loving ask blog. Turnaround time on this poo poo is getting ridiculous.
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Chic Trombone posted:Oh my god, you guys. Is... is this what role-playing is now for teens? Why can't they just kill orcs like we had to before Deviantart and Toonami?
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Chic Trombone posted:Oh my god, you guys.
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Chic Trombone posted:Oh my god, you guys. I actually want them to look like this now because god drat. Also the gif for how hot Jane's dad is is pretty awesome.
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Snollygoster posted:Is... is this what role-playing is now for teens? Why can't they just kill orcs like we had to before Deviantart and Toonami? Go put on your wizard robe and hat and wheel yourself off to the old folks home grampa. Take your ziploc bag of D20's and poo poo with you. (i will be there too)
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Nov 14, 2011 00:56
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Chic Trombone posted:Oh my god, you guys. This absolutely fits with my earlier desire for post-scratch Mom to be Ke$ha and now I am scared that this is what "headcanon" feels like.
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In case you guys haven't pieced it together, the reason Jane is a huge fan of Betty Crocker is because Betty Crocker is no longer the cruel troll empress, but the benevolent one from a scratched reality. You know w)(o I'm talking about.
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I am so loving confused at this point that I think I will just wait until Andrew explains it to me.
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This is going to an interesting and mind-blowing ride down the alternate reality slide. I wonder what the trolls are up to.
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H.P. Shivcraft posted:This absolutely fits with my earlier desire for post-scratch Mom to be Ke$ha and now I am scared that this is what "headcanon" feels like. You only have to be worried if you end up with feelings of extreme disappointment or anger when what you want to be true isn't.
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Hjalmar posted:In case you guys haven't pieced it together, the reason Jane is a huge fan of Betty Crocker is because Betty Crocker is no longer the cruel troll empress, but the benevolent one from a scratched reality. Or, you know, the subliminal propaganda. But the alternative would certainly fit the level of  we've come to expect from this comic.
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Talorat posted:I am so loving confused at this point that I think I will just wait until Andrew explains it to me. This is just one of four or five ideas I have for what is actually happening regarding these god drat universes! There is so much ambiguity and potential for misdirection at this point that even beginning to speculate is a bit pointless really! So yeah, just rolling with it and seeing what happens seems like a pretty good idea!
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"golgolthasTerror" huh. Hmmmm... This one should be interesting to figure out, that's for sure. Also, something flickers across the bottom of the bettybother screen. Anyone know what it is? I can't hit the ESC key fast enough Pastrymancy fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Nov 14, 2011 |
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Nov 14, 2011 01:31
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Ugh so close to a pesterlog come oooooooooon E: Hemera is apparently going to be her denizen?
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So we get a tease at a new Denizen, Betty Crocker has its own IM software, and the "chumhandles" are going to be the same initials, but with new words? Good update. Best comic.
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One of the messsages is "STAY ASLEEP". I wonder what Jane's got scribbled on her walls...
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The ads flash to read "obey", "consume", "submit", "cease reproduction", and "stay asleep". Interesting!
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Okay, the subliminal messages are "Obey", "Consume", Submit", "Cease Reproduction", and "Stay Asleep". That's just... really peachy.
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e: auuugh, beatenPastrymancy posted:Also, something flickers across the bottom of the bettybother screen. Anyone know what it is? I can't hit the ESC key fast enough Looks like all the windows flicker - I've been able to make out the messages "SUBMIT", "OBEY", and "STAY ASLEEP".
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Obviously we're looking at a kinder, gen(cease reproduction)tler Condesce.
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The flashing phrases remind me of They Live, though it took someone pointing them out for me to realize they were there in the first place.
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YggiDee posted:Okay, the subliminal messages are "Obey", "Consume", Submit", "Cease Reproduction", and "Stay Asleep". Isn't that interesting how we ordered them the same? I guess in order of "oh shi-", thinking on it.
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Hahaha. I'm betting this means Betty Crocker is still an evil genocidal alien tyrant. And Jane isn't just a corporate shill she is actually brainwashed.
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Mr. Pumroy posted:Hahaha. I'm betting this means Betty Crocker is still an evil genocidal alien tyrant.
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Cease reproduction is the most interesting one. Am I making this up or wasn't the whole troll romance / weird insect reproduction thing they had implied to have been imposed on them along with whatever fucks their blood? annatar fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Nov 14, 2011 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:Hahaha. I'm betting this means Betty Crocker is still an evil genocidal alien tyrant. "STAY ASLEEP" is a curious one. What's so heinous/advantagious to Ms. Crocker about sleep?
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annatar posted:Cease reproduction is the most interesting one. Getting some Half-Life 2 vibes over here. Meanwhile, someone has already claimed golgothasTerror.tumblr.com.
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Paul.Power posted:She does at least appear to be a subtler evil genocidal alien tyrant. I think STAY ASLEEP refers to Jane's dreamself on Prospit.
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The Condesce's ship is on the Mars popup. So, Condesce must have ventured into the post-scratch universe somehow.
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Hmmm... if people STAY ASLEEP then their dreamselves are ALWAYS AWAKE. Maybe Betty Crocker outsources her labor to the Incipisphere where she can pay measly boonbucks to indentured dreamslaves to save money. Brilliant really. Wouldn't be surprised if she's in the Fortune 500 every year. All 500 places. vvv but you get to visit Mars! Mr. Pumroy fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Nov 14, 2011 |
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I thought it was a general 'Don't pay any active attention to any of this subliminal poo poo' message, not a literal command to take a nap.
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And on top of everything else, there's still a Guy Fieri. Pack it the gently caress in, humanitailures.
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Can I just say I'm strangely warmed to see some of the old update pace after months of hiatus and months more of more sporadic updating? These updates are in the style and quantity of some of Homestuck's most prolific and fast-paced periods, it's kind of exciting to see it possibly starting up again.
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Mr. Pumroy posted:Hmmm... if people STAY ASLEEP then their dreamselves are ALWAYS AWAKE. But we don't know! Seoinin posted:And on top of everything else, there's still a Guy Fieri. e: That is the only connection I can make between Guy Fieri and the homestuck world. I've been racking my brains since I saw him and that's all I got.
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Madoushi posted:I thought it was a general 'Don't pay any active attention to any of this subliminal poo poo' message, not a literal command to take a nap. I assumed that it was a dream self thing. Kind of like how John's dreamself never woke up, until Prospit's moon crashed into Skaia and he nearly died.
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