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Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

ts12 posted:

First President to
have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.

quote:

The Area Number, the first three digits, is assigned by the geographical region. Prior to 1973, cards were issued in local Social Security offices around the country and the Area Number represented the office code in which the card was issued. This did not necessarily have to be in the area where the applicant lived, since a person could apply for their card in any Social Security office. Since 1973, when SSA began assigning SSNs and issuing cards centrally from Baltimore, the area number assigned has been based on the ZIP code in the mailing address provided on the application for the original Social Security card. The applicant's mailing address does not have to be the same as their place of residence. Thus, the Area Number does not necessarily represent the State of residence of the applicant, neither prior to 1973, nor since.
:confused:

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myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

First president
to be in office in the years 2010 and 2011, and soon to be 2012

Can we really afford to let that kind of monster continue??

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004

ts12 posted:


First President to
be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf
of Mexico .

First President to
defy a Federal Judges court order to cease implementing the Health Care Reform
Law.

First President to
by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.

First President to
encourage racial discrimination and intimidation at polling places.

First President to
arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.

First President to
file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (Az, WI, OH, IN)

First President to
fire an inspector general of Ameri-corps for catching one of his friends in a
corruption case.

First President to
repeat “the Holy Qur'an tells us,” and openly admit “the early morning call of
the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth.”

How many of these are made up whole cloth? The rest seemed like exaggerations or things that literally every president has done and its part of being president. These ones intrigued me, not that I believe they are true.

ThePeteEffect
Jun 12, 2007

I'm just crackers about cheese!
Fun Shoe

dur posted:

:confused:

Don't you get it? The conspiracy is deeper than anyone could imagine! You think it's just banal rules for convenience of administration, if only you know, you FOOL! :tinfoil:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I thought conservatives moved past the whole fabricated Flag Pin controversy. I guess I gave them too much credit. On a related note, do any other major world leaders wear tacky flag pins on their suits?

Cape Cod Crab Chip
Feb 20, 2011

Now you don't have to suck meat from an exoskeleton!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

On a related note, do any other major world leaders wear tacky flag pins on their suits?



:canada:

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Are his eyes like that because of the photo or because he's a millenia old vampire?

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

ts12 posted:

First President to
arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.
pretty sure Andrew Jackson beat Barack to this one

ts12 posted:

First President to
encourage racial discrimination and intimidation at polling places.
And *several* presidents did this one

ts12 posted:

First President to
golf 73 separate times in his first two and a half years in office.
Barack golfs a lot but both this number and him being the most prolific golfer in the history of the White House sound like something he completely pulled out of his rear end

JT Jag fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Nov 14, 2011

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


JT Jag posted:

Barack golfs a lot but both this number and him being the most prolific golfer in the history of the White House sound like something he completely pulled out of his rear end

I'm sure Eisenhower did more than 73 games in close to three years.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

JT Jag posted:

Barack golfs a lot but both this number and him being the most prolific golfer in the history of the White House sound like something he completely pulled out of his rear end

Bush 2 spent 69 days on vacation during his first year, including almost the entirety of August. He probably would have spent more if he didn't have a stupid terrorist attack the next month.

But I guess it's not as bad as spending every other Saturday golfing.

Man-Thing
Apr 29, 2011

Whatever knows fear
BURNS at the touch
Quick question, more appropriate here than anywhere else - What's it called when people get really, really close to having a breakthrough and realizing something important but then stepping back from the ledge at the last second and returning to their safe worldview?

Like when they put together all the things #ows is mad about, agree with them, but then don't connect that it affects them, too?

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Kavak posted:

I'm sure Eisenhower did more than 73 games in close to three years.
http://www.golfdigest.com/images/rankings/2008/04/gd200804ikechronology.pdf

I count 221 times in the first 3 years, and 188 times in the first two and a half years... but not 73, making the email factually correct. :smug:

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Orange Devil posted:

Are his eyes like that because of the photo or because he's a millenia old vampire?
Yes.

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I thought conservatives moved past the whole fabricated Flag Pin controversy. I guess I gave them too much credit. On a related note, do any other major world leaders wear tacky flag pins on their suits?

According to Oliver Stone, Nixon was the first president to really start wearing a flag lapel pin. After that it became a thing a president "had" to do so they wouldn't suffer by comparison.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Armyman25 posted:

According to Oliver Stone, Nixon was the first president to really start wearing a flag lapel pin. After that it became a thing a president "had" to do so they wouldn't suffer by comparison.

By this logic I can't wait for a US president to start carrying a Captain America shield.

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

Other leaders will occassionally wear one at conferences and stuff, you'll see them now and then. It's nothing like it is in the US where its like some sort of badge of office.

Gaddafi used to wear those giant africa pins and staple photos to his chest, so I guess flag-pinners are keeping good company!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Orange Devil posted:

By this logic I can't wait for a US president to start carrying a Captain America shield.

Secret Service have probably suggested that already a few times.

GraveyTrain
Aug 30, 2008
I don't even really understand this one....

quote:

Have you ever wondered why folks in California can appear so confused?
Consider this:




Chief Heather Fong (left), is the first SFPD female, lesbian, chief of police.

Theresa Sparks (center), a former male, is president
of the San Francisco Police Commission,
CEO of a multimillion-dollar sex toy retailer,
and a transgender woman.

Sgt. Stephan Thorne (right), a former female,
is the first transgender male SFPD police officer.

Their Representative in Congress is Nancy Pelosi.

ANY QUESTIONS?

ts12
Jul 24, 2007

GraveyTrain posted:

I don't even really understand this one....

:siren: :siren: GAY AGENDA :siren: :siren:

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

GraveyTrain posted:

I don't even really understand this one....

I, in fact, have never wondered why people from California look so confused. And I found nothing confusing about the picture. The only thing confusing is why someone would send... wait nevermind, got it: douchebags.

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

Man-Thing posted:

Quick question, more appropriate here than anywhere else - What's it called when people get really, really close to having a breakthrough and realizing something important but then stepping back from the ledge at the last second and returning to their safe worldview?

Like when they put together all the things #ows is mad about, agree with them, but then don't connect that it affects them, too?

Don't think it has a proper name, just people staying inside their comfort zones I guess.

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005

ts12 posted:

:siren: :siren: GAY AGENDA :siren: :siren:

I'm not buying that the guy on the right used to be a girl. Must have been a hell of a jowl surgeon.

Enjoy
Apr 18, 2009

GraveyTrain posted:

I don't even really understand this one....

They are probably suggesting Nancy Pelosi is a lesbian/transgender (it's all the same thing, right?) and that this propensity of liberals to arbitrarily change their sexual orientation/gender is the source of some confusion (I bet these liberals do it on purpose) on the part of Real Americans who support concentration campsFamily Values because you can't really change your gender, you're born with it [1][2]

1. https://www.conservapedia.com
2. This really happened

Enjoy fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Nov 15, 2011

ts12
Jul 24, 2007

Armyman25 posted:

I'm not buying that the guy on the right used to be a girl. Must have been a hell of a jowl surgeon.
The description in the email is actually accurate, Stephen Thorne is the highest ranking transgender policeman in the country.

Heather Fong, however, isn't a lesbian as far as I know. She was the first woman to be chief of SFPD, but that doesn't make her a lesbian :confused: In fact, she was attacked by LGBT officers for not being supportive of the community (http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/local&id=4766197)

e: apparently calling her a lesbian/asian nazi/man hater is some sort of right wing meme. misogyny and bigotry abound

see: this wonderful site http://www.amnation.com/vfr/archives/012941.html

ts12 fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Nov 15, 2011

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005
Well, that's what I get for judging by appearances. Or maybe it's a compliment, good job on the conversion!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Armyman25 posted:

Well, that's what I get for judging by appearances. Or maybe it's a compliment, good job on the conversion!
Hormone therapy is really transformative. Gender reassignment is a lot more than just the surgery.

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:
For many trans people there's actually no surgery. Hormones own.

ts12 posted:

The description in the email is actually accurate, Stephen Thorne is the highest ranking transgender policeman in the country.

Heather Fong, however, isn't a lesbian as far as I know. She was the first woman to be chief of SFPD, but that doesn't make her a lesbian :confused: In fact, she was attacked by LGBT officers for not being supportive of the community (http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/local&id=4766197)

e: apparently calling her a lesbian/asian nazi/man hater is some sort of right wing meme. misogyny and bigotry abound

see: this wonderful site http://www.amnation.com/vfr/archives/012941.html

Well you see ladies aren't supposed to be cops, that's breaking gender roles(especially since these same people prefer the cops beat the crap out of everyone, and that's very unlady like)so inherently, she must be a lesbian to be a cop. It just makes so much sense.

MisterFusion
Mar 8, 2010
J

MisterFusion fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Mar 23, 2023

KillerBean
May 5, 2004

by Y Kant Ozma Post

ts12 posted:

First President to
have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.

Social Security Numbers are produced by the Social Security Administration which is a federal agency :confused:

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

GraveyTrain posted:

Theresa Sparks (center), a former male, is president
of the San Francisco Police Commission,
CEO of a multimillion-dollar sex toy retailer,
and a transgender woman.
Sounds like a job creator to me! Oh but wait, sex is icky and we can't have it corrupting are country, so she doesn't count as a Captain Of Industry.

zeroprime
Mar 25, 2006

Words go here.

Fun Shoe

MisterFusion posted:

I've gotten sick and tired of seeing this guy posted everywhere:



So, I made a response. Feel free to use this if you see the above photo pop up. The opinion expressed in this photo are my own, and have nothing to do with the U.S. Air Force or the Department of Defense.




Thank you.

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

zeroprime posted:

Thank you.

Yes, thank you. I would post them to Facebook if it wasn't being overwhelmed by porn at the moment.



George Washington...

The First President
to claim to rule over The United States of America

The First President
to only recognize 13 of our States

The First President
to never wear a Flag pin

The First President
to craft a treaty claiming the US was not a Christian nation

The First President
to have not been born a US citizen

The First President
to not have a Social Security number

The First President
to not have an official birth certificate from the State he was born in

The First President
to support a Socialist National Bank

The First President
to preside over a National Debt

The First President
to use military force to exert control over the States and citizens

The First President
to spurn an ally and instead form trade relations with an enemy



What is this guy up to? :tinfoil:

UltraPenguinX
Mar 23, 2009

TC: hOnK hOnK iM a MoThErFuCkInG sEaL :o)

A thing posted:

Blacks Still 'Played' and Controlled by Tired Old Democrat Paradigms

By Lloyd Marcus

A black website published one of my articles. The black publisher asked his readers to forgive me for being a black member of the GOP and review my article with an open mind.

In response, a subscriber wrote, "You can ask us to look past him being a GOP, but you can't ask us to look past his claim to be a tea party Christian."

Grateful for an opportunity to enlighten indoctrinated blacks, I asked the website publisher to publicly post my reply to the ill-informed subscriber's comment.

Please do not think me rude or mean by stating the following truth. The subscriber's comment reflects an ignorance of the facts and history prevalent in the black community.

Many blacks erroneously believe the GOP consists of rich racist white people. In reality, the GOP was founded to free blacks. Only five years after slavery, there were black congressmen, all Republicans. The KKK, Jim Crow laws, segregation, and denying blacks the right to vote where all birthed by Democrats.

Even today, Democrats are still "keeping blacks in their place" -- telling them they need lowered standards, affirmative action, special programs, and freebies to succeed. Democrats constantly send blacks the message they are not as smart was whites. For example, Democrats say having to show ID when voting disenfranchises blacks. This is merely a tactic by which the Democrats implement voter fraud. However, in the process, they are saying blacks are too stupid to find their way to the DMV or other places to acquire proper ID. This is just one example of numerous ways Democrats tell blacks they are inferior and need Democrats' help to succeed.

Republicans deal with blacks respectfully, as equals. Democrats thrive on blacks believing themselves to be victims, despite being blessed to be born in the greatest land of opportunity on the planet. Foreigners are trying to get to America in cardboard boats held together with duct tape. Democrats punish and hate blacks who compete with whites and succeed without Democrat lowered standards and involvement.

While sold as compassion and "fairness," Democrat programs are always about making as many people as possible dependent on government to secure/buy votes. In the long run, all Democrat policies and programs hurt people!

There are black idiot knucklehead racists who want to believe a lie rather than the truth. Yes, I said black racists. I reject and resent the satanic notion that because of slavery, blacks have a right to be racist. Racism is evil, period, whether it comes from blacks or whites. It you disagree, it is fruitless to continue reading this article. I will keep you in my prayers.

In reality, history confirms that the black community has been sleeping with the enemy for years by monolithically voting Democrat. News flash, black voters: the Democrats "ain't" your friends.

Every program which demeans and stifles blacks has come and continues to come from the Democrats. Republicans continue to be the party extremely supportive of black individuality, the party full of nurturers of black entrepreneurial success.

Democrats still want to keep blacks on their plantation of needing government handouts -- thus keeping blacks dependent on government, thus keeping blacks voting for Democrats, who promise to give them stuff via programs. To make their scam work, Democrats also tell blacks that Republicans are burning the midnight oil planning ways to "keep them down." Thus, you blacks need us Democrats to keep evil rich white Republicans off your backs.

In a nutshell, blacks are being played by the Democrats. So you can imagine my frustration and impatience with ignorant knuckleheads who trash me for being a Republican. I am working to liberate my people -- to ensure that they be treated with dignity and respect, and not as needy, inferior supplicants.

When I became supervisor of my mostly white department at a TV station, rather than celebrating me and my achievement, my liberal and Democrat friends demeaned my achievement by saying I got the job due to affirmative action. Wrong. I got the job because I proved myself most qualified. "That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!"

Now, let's talk about the Tea Party.

Again, all you folks who think the Tea Party is racist are ignorant of the facts and just plain wrong! I am sorry, but that is the gospel truth. You are being "played" by the Democrats and their liberal media buddies, who also "secretly" think we blacks are inferior and need their help to succeed.

As a singer and speaker, I have attended over three hundred Tea Parties nationwide, on five Tea Party Express national bus tours. I have been warmly embraced by the mostly white audiences because we share a love for America and are opposed to socialism. These Tea Party folks are not opposing Obama's skin color. They are opposing his agenda.

A Congressional Black Caucus member actually said the white folks at the Tea Parties want to "see blacks hanging from trees." Knowing what I know from my personal experience, the Caucus member's statement is irresponsible, absurd, shameful, and divisively evil -- all about ginning up racial hate and securing votes for Obama. Despicable!

Now, I know some blacks who are stuck on stupid and hate who want to believe otherwise. So be it. All I ask is that before you write me off as an Uncle Tom traitor, check you facts. And quite frankly, I do not care what anyone thinks of me, because I know I am on the Lord's side. God bless.

So, uh, does anyone else think this sounds a lot like a white guy?

Johnny Cache Hit
Oct 17, 2011

UltraPenguinX posted:

:words:

So, uh, does anyone else think this sounds a lot like a white guy?

Unbelievable.

My favorite part is where he attempts to equate the GOP of today with the post-Reconstruction GOP... carefully ignoring that the Democrats began realigning under a civil rights platform in the late 1940s and the GOP's rather explicit plan since the 1960s was to embrace racism and "negrophobia".

I just don't understand how the GOP expects to erase that with blatant idiocy like this article :confused:

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

"That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!"
Very authentic.

Do any black goons refer to themselves as "blacks"? I've never heard that before but it might just be a reginal phrasing.

RhoanAegis
Dec 2, 2007
My grandfather passed away a few weeks ago, so I guess my grandmother has more time on her hands to watch Fox News and forward chain emails.... yay?

quote:

Subject: Who did he threaten?



From now thru November 2012 this should be required weekly or at least monthly,
reading – BY ALL WHO VOTE!!!


Did you notice who Obama threatened when he wasn't getting his way on raising the debt ceiling?

He threatened to not pay: Social Security Retirees, Military Retirees, Social Security disability and Federal Retirees.
Now.. Let this really sink in -

He did not threaten to stop payments to illegal aliens

He did not threaten to take frivolous benefits such as Internet access away from violent inmates

He did not offer to fire some of the thousands of unnecessary federal employees that he hired

He did not offer to cut down on his or his wife's frivolous gallivanting around the world

He did not threaten to not pay the senators and representatives or any of their staff

He did not threaten to take benefits away from welfare recipients

He did not threaten the food stamp programs

He did not threaten to not pay foreign aid

He did not threaten to cut back on anything that involves his base voters
The list could go on and on. He is in full political re-election mode!

Why are we allowing this person to destroy this wonderful country with his selfishness and his lies?

His type of change is killing our country. He needs to be stopped and only our votes can stop him.

Do not forget about his tactics when it's election time. Vote Obama out of the Presidency in 2012.


2012 - THE END OF AN ERROR!

Democracy.. is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.

Liberty ... is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. -- Benjamin Franklin


AMERICA.....
HOME OF THE FREE
BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE

PRAY FOR OUR TROOPS


ELECTION 2012 IS COMING!!!
A Nation of Sheep Breeds a Government of Wolves! I'M 100% for PASSING THIS ON!!! Let's Take a Stand!!!

Obama: Gone!
Borders: Closed!
Language: English only
Culture: Constitution, and the Bill of Rights!
Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before Welfare!
NO freebies to: Non-Citizens!


We the people are coming

Kosmonaut
Mar 9, 2009

quote:

the Democrats "ain't" your friends
Democrats also tell blacks that Republicans are burning the midnight oil planning ways to "keep them down."
I got the job because I proved myself most qualified. "That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!"
You are being "played" by the Democrats and their liberal media buddies

Haha guys "thing that people like us say on the ghetto streets" am I right??

If this guy is black I'm a bushman of the Kalahari. Also love his standard-issue conservative conspiracy theory where the Democrats have hatched an evil plan to give people things with no strings attached. So that they'll be voted into office again, where they can give people things with no strings attached. It all leads up to a gritty dystopia where people are all given things with no strings attached, just like 1984.

quote:

He did not threaten to stop (nonexistant) payments to illegal aliens

He did not threaten to take frivolous benefits such as Internet access away from violent inmates (which are run and funded by the States and the private corporations they've contracted out the prisons to)

He did not offer to fire some of the thousands of unnecessary federal employees that he hired (in order to give conservatives ammo about him destroying jobs)

He did not offer to cut down on his or his wife's frivolous gallivanting around the world (almost as much as George W. Bush even)

He did not threaten to not pay the senators and representatives or any of their staff (which he doesn't have the authority to do)

He did not threaten to take benefits away from welfare recipients (who take a tiny fraction of the budget and would be soundly hosed without it)

He did not threaten the food stamp programs (ditto)

He did not threaten to not pay foreign aid (yeah I bet conservatives would be high-fiving him left and right if he stopped dumping money down Israel's throat)

He did not threaten to cut back on anything that involves his base voters (hey there loaded phrase, who exactly are we referring to here?)

We the people are coming (right on our own faces and mistaking it for delicious pudding)

Kosmonaut fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Nov 15, 2011

MOLLUSC
Nov 30, 2005

quote:

the Democrats "ain't" your friends.

Yeah, this was written by college republicans.

Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004


I wish I were an illegal alien, so I could get some of those sweet sweet "payments"

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SixPabst
Oct 24, 2006

Can anyone explain just what in the hell this is? From a relative:

quote:

HJR 192 - (outlawing of the simple act of “paying with money” as a felony by substituting the lawyer’s parlor trick of “discharging” debts)

On June 5, 1933, Congress passed House Joint Resolution (HJR 192). HJR 192 was passed to suspend the gold standard and abrogate the gold clause in the national constitution. Since then no one in America has been able to lawfully pay a debt.

Note: "payment of debt" is now against Congressional and "public policy" and henceforth, "Every obligation . . . Shall be discharged." As a result of HJR 192, and from that day forward (June 5, 1933), no one in this nation has been able to lawfully pay a debt or lawfully own anything.

The only thing one can do, is tender in transfer of debts, with the debt being perpetual. The suspension of the gold standard, and prohibition against paying debts, removed the substance for our common law to operate on, and created a void as far as the law is concerned. This substance was replaced with a "PUBLIC NATIONAL CREDIT SYSTEM" where debt is "LEGAL TENDER" money. HJR 192 was implemented immediately. The day after President Roosevelt signed the resolution, the treasury offered the public new government securities, minus the traditional "payable in gold" clause. 192 states that one cannot demand a certain form of currency that they want to receive if it is dollar for dollar. If you review the Modern Money Mechanics article you will discover that all currency is your credit! The Federal Reserve calls it "monetized debt."

In effect, we have not been a "Republic" since 1933, thanks to FDR's New Deal.

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