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usenet celeb 1992
Jun 1, 2000

he thought quoting borges would make him popular
On the topic of horses and insanity, has Hussie been made aware of this:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005LINXH8/ref=cm_sw_su_dp

I cannot imagine he has not.

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H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

minimalist posted:

On the topic of horses and insanity, has Hussie been made aware of this:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005LINXH8/ref=cm_sw_su_dp

I cannot imagine he has not.

I really can't imagine there's much in the combined field of insanity and horses of which Hussie is unaware.

QueerPope
May 1, 2010

Meow.
I'm hoping for Dick Strider, it would be just another dick joke made by Dave, and the surname Strider would make it even better.

I wouldn't normally hope for dick jokes, but just because it's Dave's kid, it makes it cool.

Cheapsteaks
Apr 25, 2008

Getting a heavy metal avatar leads to far fewer regrets than a heavy metal tattoo.
Throwing Duke into the ring for D*** names.


Just because there aren't enough people named Duke these days.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Bro's gonna be a brony isn't he? :( And it'll probably be unironic, considering that's what it was hinted at Pre-scratch Bro was to puppets.

Not sure why a Brony would need Kamina sunglasses and piles of lovely swords though.

Ammat The Ankh fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Nov 16, 2011

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Not sure why a Brony would need Kamina sunglasses and piles of lovely swords though.

What makes you think they're mutually exclusive?

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

Cheapsteaks posted:

Throwing Duke into the ring for D*** names.


Just because there aren't enough people named Duke these days.

But can you count on him?

A good poster
Jan 10, 2010
Maybe Lil' Bro defaced the pages of that pony book like Hussie did that copy of Wizardology (a link to that would go to the Penny Arcade forums which seem to be down at the moment, and it's not that safe for work anyway).

Hyozo
Feb 24, 2010
Yeah, that's what I had assumed was the case as well. In fact, I was surprised to see that not being the first conclusion people drew.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Hyozo posted:

Yeah, that's what I had assumed was the case as well. In fact, I was surprised to see that not being the first conclusion people drew.

The general fanon/headcanon/whatever that people have is that Bro was entirely unironic about puppets and anime shades and lovely JRPG swords, and that Dave just assumed he was being ironic about it (much like people assume Mom Lalonde was trying to be friendly with Rose). So people are assuming Bro in this universe will be explicitly unironic over his creepy fetishes.

Idunn
Apr 30, 2011

That's it?

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Bro's gonna be a brony isn't he? :( And it'll probably be unironic, considering that's what it was hinted at Pre-scratch Bro was to puppets.

Mom being a genuinely kind person and Bro being genuinely into weird poo poo would be the best "twist" yet. :allears:

Dave, and especially Rose, having to come to terms with the fact that they were imagining whole scenarios, and having to come to terms with the fact that their guardians were very different people than they are, would be lovely.

Thundarr
Dec 24, 2002


Mazerunner posted:

So if in the regular universe, Bro landed with Cal and then became obsessed with puppets, which rubbed off on Dave, in the Scratched universe Dave landed with Maplehoof and became obsessed with horses, which rubbed off on Bro?

Does this mean that Maplehoof will ultimately be one half of the genetic makeup of this universe's Doc Scratch? I suppose that would make him... the White Knight. Hee hee, hoo hoo.

kidBro's name will absolutely be Duke.

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

Thundarr posted:

Does this mean that Maplehoof will ultimately be one half of the genetic makeup of this universe's Doc Scratch? I suppose that would make him... the White Knight. Hee hee, hoo hoo.

kidBro's name will absolutely be Duke.

Duke Silver

QueerPope
May 1, 2010

Meow.

Ammat The Ankh posted:

The general fanon/headcanon/whatever that people have is that Bro was entirely unironic about puppets and anime shades and lovely JRPG swords, and that Dave just assumed he was being ironic about it (much like people assume Mom Lalonde was trying to be friendly with Rose). So people are assuming Bro in this universe will be explicitly unironic over his creepy fetishes.

It's the conclusion that I came to in my own reading of the archives, before I ever read anything by anyone on any forums that suggested it. I was under the impression that there was plenty of hints at it, and also that in various chatlogs it had been suggested.

Mom Lalonde had a drinking problem and tried to make up for it by spoiling her daughter, but instead it got thrown back into her face.

Dad Egbert tried to bond with John over his supposed love of harlequins, but John actually had a phobia of them and things got worse.

Bro Strider genuinely loved anime and swords, and funded the entire household through a puppet porn site, but Dave rejected the idea that his brother could be so lame and so he insisted that it was all ironic.

Annnd.... I have no clue what the equivalent for Jade would be. So that breaks the pattern.

Hyozo
Feb 24, 2010

Ammat The Ankh posted:

The general fanon/headcanon/whatever that people have is that Bro was entirely unironic about puppets and anime shades and lovely JRPG swords, and that Dave just assumed he was being ironic about it (much like people assume Mom Lalonde was trying to be friendly with Rose). So people are assuming Bro in this universe will be explicitly unironic over his creepy fetishes.

Yes, but it's still practically a direct reference to something that can be described as "that other thing Hussie did once", And people are usually pretty good at picking those up right away.

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:
The Wizardology thing was far enough in the past (pre-jailbreak, I think) that I don't think many people know about it.

Idunn
Apr 30, 2011

That's it?
I wonder if Mom drank because she thought she was a terrible mother? What a horrible feedback loop.. now I've made myself depressed. :smith:

QueerPope posted:

Annnd.... I have no clue what the equivalent for Jade would be. So that breaks the pattern.

Jade is a beacon of normality in a sea of insanity and she was raised by a loving dog.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


I remember the wizardology and began to suspect it when I saw "loving commentary", but with Bro it really could go either way.

My guess is either in this universe Dave's the unironic one and it's Bro who's trying to 'ironically' enjoy ponies like his brother does, or Dave's still ironic (only about ponies, not puppets) and Bro claims to also only like them ironically, when in fact he actually does.

The only outcome I don't expect is that both reset-Dave and reset-Bro are ironic or unironic. There's got to be some conflict to how you see the world in a Strider household.

KoB
May 1, 2009

Ammat The Ankh posted:

and that Dave just assumed he was being ironic about it

Im pretty sure Dave knew 100% that Bro was creepy but just didnt want to admit it.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

QueerPope posted:

It's the conclusion that I came to in my own reading of the archives, before I ever read anything by anyone on any forums that suggested it. I was under the impression that there was plenty of hints at it, and also that in various chatlogs it had been suggested.

Don't get me wrong I agree with that, I just was pointing out that that's also what a lot of other people have picked up as well. But Hussie's thrown curve balls before so who knows, he could catch us all off guard.

QueerPope posted:

Annnd.... I have no clue what the equivalent for Jade would be. So that breaks the pattern.

She thinks her Grandpa is overbearing, but he really just has her best interests and safety at heart (also he's dead).

Hyozo
Feb 24, 2010

President Ark posted:

The Wizardology thing was far enough in the past (pre-jailbreak, I think) that I don't think many people know about it.

:nws: January of 2009 actually, but that would still put it before Homestuck, so there is a good chance you're right.

Starmaker
Dec 29, 2009

My people I bring you a message from the Lord!
Guys

Guys

I'm pretty sure Betty Crocker is the Condesce

Ice_Mallet
Feb 22, 2011

Starmaker posted:

Guys

Guys

I'm pretty sure Betty Crocker is the Condesce

What could have possibly given you that idea?

You know, the oddest thing about this is that in real life Betty Crocker didn't make the Betty Crocker company -the name was made up.

Ice_Mallet fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Nov 16, 2011

Pessimism
Aug 2, 2005

You can find this and other great titles at your local library

Ice_Mallet posted:

What could have possibly given you that idea?

You know, the oddest thing about this is that in real life Betty Crocker didn't make the Betty Crocker company -the name was made up.

That's what she wants you to think. WAKE UP PEOPLE

Starmaker
Dec 29, 2009

My people I bring you a message from the Lord!
It's pretty subtle, but if you really pay attention you can see some clues here and there.

Like, for instance, the Betty Crocker logo is red. The Condesce's ship is also red! :aaaaa:

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
(Clydes)Dale Strider.

Maybe he loves STRONG animals.

Starmaker
Dec 29, 2009

My people I bring you a message from the Lord!
I thought Jake was Equius

I'm so confused now

e: Everyone is Equius

Starmaker fucked around with this message at 08:31 on Nov 16, 2011

thanks alot assbag
Feb 18, 2005

BLUUUUHHHHHH
I hope Bro is a Brony. Because that would just be the greatest possible collision of Popular Internet Things ever, especially if the My Little Pony show somehow reciprocated.

My god, the fanbases would explode. It would be amazing, and simultaneously horrifyingly glorious.

Ice_Mallet
Feb 22, 2011
I thought KidMom was Equius, because she's presumed to be the Hero of Void.

thanks alot assbag posted:

I hope Bro is a Brony. Because that would just be the greatest possible collision of Popular Internet Things ever, especially if the My Little Pony show somehow reciprocated.

My god, the fanbases would explode. It would be amazing, and simultaneously horrifyingly glorious.
If Bro is the Hero of Heart, I pretty much see no way he can get away with liking ponies and not liking My Little Pony. Heck, even if My Little Pony didn't have G4, I'd still expect him to have a G1 pony just because.

While I like that it would increase fans of both series, I can already see the horrible fan-fictions and fan-art in my mind.

closeted republican
Sep 9, 2005

Ice_Mallet posted:

I thought KidMom was Equius, because she's presumed to be the Hero of Void.

If Bro is the Hero of Heart, I pretty much see no way he can get away with liking ponies and not liking My Little Pony. Heck, even if My Little Pony didn't have G4, I'd still expect him to have a G1 pony just because.

While I like that it would increase fans of both series, I can already see the horrible fan-fictions and fan-art in my mind.

There's a ton of HS/MLP crossover fanart out there already, so making Bro a brony wouldn't make things much worse than the status quo.

Jewel
May 2, 2009

closeted republican posted:

There's a ton of HS/MLP crossover fanart out there already, so making Bro a brony wouldn't make things much worse than the status quo.

marsattacks
Apr 2, 2011

Ice_Mallet posted:

What could have possibly given you that idea?

You know, the oddest thing about this is that in real life Betty Crocker didn't make the Betty Crocker company -the name was made up.

How much more treachery must we be forced to endure from the batterwitch?

Factory Factory
Mar 19, 2010

This is what
Arcane Velocity was like.

thanks alot assbag posted:

I hope Bro is a Brony. Because that would just be the greatest possible collision of Popular Internet Things ever, especially if the My Little Pony show somehow reciprocated.

My god, the fanbases would explode. It would be amazing, and simultaneously horrifyingly glorious.

Eh, there's already a freezeframe of one pony making a 8^y face.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
But I don't want my favorite internet webcomic to be associated with those creepy pony people :ohdear:

closeted republican posted:

There's a ton of HS/MLP crossover fanart out there already, so making Bro a brony wouldn't make things much worse than the status quo.

Oh really? gently caress. Though in retrospect that doesn't surprise me.

Captain Oblivious
Oct 12, 2007

I'm not like other posters
Bro may be unironically terrible but he's also still loving awesome.

See: Cutting a meteor in half that you are standing on despite it being superheated from atmospheric re-entry. :black101:

Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.
SO the Gristwidgit looks like it'll be really useful in the medium, as does the recipe modus.

The nominal purpose of the scratch IS to allow more favourable starting conditions for SBURB, and assuming the presence of Doc Scratch or the Condence, to further propagate Lord English human history's alteration certainly strives to make the players of this new session more likely to win. I guess using the Crocker company to produce useful tech is one way to do that.

Eiba
Jul 26, 2007


At first I was wondering what the heck was with that gift... I mean, I get that Jane likes detectives but if that was a gift from kid-Bro... and then after pondering it for a few moments it all collapsed into place, and I just had to laugh. I love it when a joke takes a couple seconds to realize like that.

Ammat The Ankh posted:

But I don't want my favorite internet webcomic to be associated with those creepy pony people :ohdear:
This is so incredibly backwards. Homestuck is practically about creepy fan people!

Jade's a furry.
Gamzee's a Juggalo. Nepeta is a fangirl shipper. Kanaya's basically into Troll Twilight. Equius is... Equius.

The way My Little Pony fans creep you out is exactly the type of thing Andrew Hussie loves to play with.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=3a+%2B3b+%3D+10%2C+b%3Da%2F2

Those gristbits have odd values that make me uncomfortable.

Synthbuttrange fucked around with this message at 09:24 on Nov 16, 2011

Starmaker
Dec 29, 2009

My people I bring you a message from the Lord!

Idunn posted:

Mom being a genuinely kind person and Bro being genuinely into weird poo poo would be the best "twist" yet. :allears:

Dave, and especially Rose, having to come to terms with the fact that they were imagining whole scenarios, and having to come to terms with the fact that their guardians were very different people than they are, would be lovely.

Dave idolized his brother, and was constantly imitating him. He thought his bro's terrible interests were ironic so he tried to develop his own ironic sensibilities so he could measure up.

If Dave talks to a completely sincere and unironic Bro his worldview would be shattered. He'd... he'd have to develop his own personality!

Also, Lil' Bro will think Dave is completely sincere in his interests, and will try to be as enthusiastic and genuine about liking terrible things as he can, to measure up.

Also also, Hussie is really good at writing characters who have terrible interests or bizarre flaws and making them really endearing and likable. I fully expect Bro to be as creepy and weird as we suspect, but still as awesome as we know.

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Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.

SynthOrange posted:

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=3a+%2B3b+%3D+10%2C+b%3Da%2F2

Those gristbits have odd values that make me uncomfortable.

I assume it isn't a one to one grist/boondollar exchange rate then, I guess. And do we know for sure that the small grist bit is equal to half of a big one?

Questions questions.

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