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King of Solomon posted:I kinda want Hussie to basically fake us out with Strider's chumhandle and make it EB. I don't care what Hussie does as long as we get constant drunksiesMom chatlogs
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Nov 17, 2011 07:46
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So Mom Lalonde is always drunkposting, all the time. Yes, I believe this is a perfect thing.
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Nov 17, 2011 07:47
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TG posted:TG: is that waht you want Kidmom is such an amazing drunken slightly bratty 15 year old girl who is apeshit bananas at computers.
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Nov 17, 2011 07:48
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Kidmom is everything I wanted her to be, and more.  standard owl posted:For some reason this was really funny in particular. Agreed
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Nov 17, 2011 07:50
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Away and aside from the fact that Drunkmom is awesome, there's a crucial bit of information here: Jane is supposed to be the only person playing. All the other players are, presumably, going to get access the game by underhanded means like KidMom.
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Nov 17, 2011 07:53
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TG: *buncha goddamn typos gently caress anyone who hates the start of this act
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Nov 17, 2011 07:55
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I want to believe this is how Mom sounded as an adult too. "Yeah my lil Rosie just fuckin loooves the wizdards."
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Nov 17, 2011 07:56
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Cabbit posted:Away and aside from the fact that Drunkmom is awesome, there's a crucial bit of information here: Jane is supposed to be the only person playing. All the other players are, presumably, going to get access the game by underhanded means like KidMom.
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Nov 17, 2011 07:57
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JT Jag posted:Underhanded, but it sure isn't being made hard for them. Like she said, she just fuckin' downloaded those files off the interweb telematrices. There was, like, no security or anything. For a young aspiring programmer and hacker like her, it's like they wanted her to get those files. Oh, certainly. I'm just saying, ostensibly she's supposed to be the only one playing it and that's interesting. They're all pretty obviously being played, as opposed to how the original SBurb was just sort of A Thing that everyone gravitated to.
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Nov 17, 2011 08:00
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Guys why does Mom have Dave's abbreviation? [TG] as opposed to [TT]? I mean, Dave and Rose are brother and sister right? Could that mean that they got genetically swapped guardians? Like mom ia actually bro and bro is mom?  Fake edit: this is the dumbest thing I have ever REAL EDIT: posted
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Nov 17, 2011 08:00
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Another bit of information that was confirmed in that pesterlog (botherlog?) was that Jane has indeed had attempts on her life as theorized before, explaining why Dad doesn't let her outside.
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Nov 17, 2011 08:00
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Seoinin posted:I want to believe this is how Mom sounded as an adult too. "Yeah my lil Rosie just fuckin loooves the wizdards." Since Mom seems to type like a pink drunk Dave, I can only come to the amazed/horrified conclusion that Bro is distressingly eloquent in his chats. Remember Complacency of the Learned? Ponies.
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Nov 17, 2011 08:01
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That was the best update to wake up to! Kidmom is the best. If kidbro can top this then I don't know what I'll do!
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Nov 17, 2011 08:01
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YggiDee posted:Since Mom seems to type like a pink drunk Dave, I can only come to the amazed/horrified conclusion that Bro is distressingly eloquent in his chats. Remember Complacency of the Learned? There are some things too dreadful to contemplate.
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Nov 17, 2011 08:02
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YggiDee posted:Since Mom seems to type like a pink drunk Dave, I can only come to the amazed/horrified conclusion that Bro is distressingly eloquent in his chats. Remember Complacency of the Learned? If Hussie throws another curveball with the screennames and kidBro is EB that leaves some pretty fun possibilities equineBeautified 
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Nov 17, 2011 08:03
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Ominous Jazz posted:Guys why does Mom have Dave's abbreviation? [TG] as opposed to [TT]? I mean, Dave and Rose are brother and sister right? Could that mean that they got genetically swapped guardians? Like mom ia actually bro and bro is mom? It's because Mom is Dave in spirit. Well, Dave if he was wasted. Which I hope means that Bro is going to be Rose-esque, because I just have no idea what that would look like. But Bro and Mom were, in the Sburb universe, Rose and Dave's mother and father, so there's no real reason why post scratch Mom couldn't have Dave's abbreviation.
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Nov 17, 2011 08:03
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Ominous Jazz posted:Guys why does Mom have Dave's abbreviation? [TG] as opposed to [TT]? I mean, Dave and Rose are brother and sister right? Could that mean that they got genetically swapped guardians? Like mom ia actually bro and bro is mom? The same reason Jane has Jade's abbreviation (and Jake has John's.)
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Nov 17, 2011 08:04
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I wonder who is attempting to kill Jane. It's probably not Betty Crocker / the Troll Queen, since, you know, it would be pretty easy for her to do that. It's interesting, though, that Jane considers the Batterwitch mythical. With grandpa-John dead, does that mean Dad is hypothetically in charge of the company?
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Nov 17, 2011 08:05
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marsattacks posted:It's because Mom is Dave in spirit. Well, Dave if he was wasted. Somebody who takes his creepy fandom way, way too seriously and writes long, eloquent tracts about ponies and smuppets and the like?
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Nov 17, 2011 08:08
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YggiDee posted:Since Mom seems to type like a pink drunk Dave, I can only come to the amazed/horrified conclusion that Bro is distressingly eloquent in his chats. Remember Complacency of the Learned? The TERM, Clyde, is HENTAI. You UNCULTURED SWINE.
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Nov 17, 2011 08:08
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All of the sudden best character gets a new contender. She probably knows many of the codes. Many of them.
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Nov 17, 2011 08:14
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quote:GG: And you're drunk. :P I can't wait to break this out next time somebody accuses me of being off my ear. This has been one of my favourite pesterlogs even if the colours were a bit of a nightmare to read.
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Nov 17, 2011 08:14
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Mom Lalonde is now my favorite character lma so loving o @ this anyway it makes me wonder if Bro Strider can top her
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Nov 17, 2011 08:15
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Is it weird that I like the fact that she has typos? While I understand giving everyone perfect spelling in the context of not being infuriating to read, how many people actually text message each other that accurately all the time?
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Nov 17, 2011 08:16
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I'm just hoping she keeps those typos when she's not absolutely demolished, if such a theoretical state actually exists.
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Nov 17, 2011 08:19
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Radio Paranoia posted:I can't wait to break this out next time somebody accuses me of being off my ear. This has been one of my favourite pesterlogs even if the colours were a bit of a nightmare to read. In my search for a solution I discovered that scratch.php cannot be used on anything past "Unsnop."
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Nov 17, 2011 08:19
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I wonder if there'll be a callback to sober Gamzee when Mom inevitably sobers up. Not that she'll be murderous and crazy, of course (or will she???) but it does seem like a fun + obvious parallel.
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Nov 17, 2011 08:25
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YggiDee posted:Is it weird that I like the fact that she has typos? While I understand giving everyone perfect spelling in the context of not being infuriating to read, how many people actually text message each other that accurately all the time? Karkat makes tonnes of typoes (I think this is intentional) and other characters make them occasionally (I think these are just typoes on Hussie's part). Jane made one in this very log!
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Nov 17, 2011 08:26
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Rasamune posted:In my search for a solution I discovered that scratch.php cannot be used on anything past "Unsnop." That would have been even worse anyway, what with Jane's text color.
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Nov 17, 2011 08:26
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I'm looking forward to the collective "YOU'RE [MY FAMILIAL RELATION]" "NO, YOU ARE MY [FAMILIAL RELATION]". It's going to be a delightful moment of dual confusion. Rose and RoseMom in particularly is going to be a delightful festival of passive aggressiveness and denial.
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Nov 17, 2011 08:31
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Zorak posted:I'm looking forward to the collective "YOU'RE [MY FAMILIAL RELATION]" "NO, YOU ARE MY [FAMILIAL RELATION]". It's going to be a delightful moment of dual confusion. I'm looking forward to Rose and Dave meeting their alternate universe adult selves. And Dave asking himself why they're so loving awesome.
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Nov 17, 2011 08:36
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DONT READ THIS POST posted:oh my god mom/dave pesterlogs will be some loving amazing poo poo I can't even imagine how beautiful a chatlog like that will be. It's brilliance would be beyond human comprehension.
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Nov 17, 2011 08:40
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Ice_Mallet posted:I can't even imagine how beautiful a chatlog like that will be. It's brilliance would be beyond human comprehension. Hussie knows he can never write such a thing, because the laws of physics would just break down under the weight of all the snark.
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Nov 17, 2011 08:43
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Doc Uzuki posted:I'm looking forward to Rose and Dave meeting their alternate universe adult selves. And Dave asking himself why they're so loving awesome. We'll never get to see John ask himself why they're so loving funny. I just realized this. 
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Nov 17, 2011 08:54
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King of Solomon posted:We'll never get to see John ask himself why they're so loving funny. I just realized this. Do we know what happened to scratch!John's remains?
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Nov 17, 2011 08:56
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King of Solomon posted:We'll never get to see John ask himself why they're so loving funny. I just realized this. Poppopsprite. (efb in spirit?)
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King of Solomon posted:We'll never get to see John ask himself why they're so loving funny. I just realized this. He'll get to ask Johnsprite(Poppopsprite?), thus perfecting the reference.  Edit: drat you people are all over this
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Nov 17, 2011 08:57
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That was seriously the best pesterlog in a long long time.
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UU mentioned something about curious dark patches in transmission with DrunkMom. This is because she will basically go completely off the deep end in every way. She will become blackout.
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