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Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Poque posted:

That's what you wanted to tell me? Your father wears sneakers in the pool?

I uh, I change all the tags in my jeans from a 32" to a 31". So... that's it.

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WouldDesk
Dec 26, 2009
David Puddy does Honda commercials now :confused:

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
YOU TELL THAT SON OF A BITCH, NO YANKEE IS EVER COMING TO HOUSTON!!! :haw:

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

Coffee And Pie posted:

YOU TELL THAT SON OF A BITCH, NO YANKEE IS EVER COMING TO HOUSTON!!! :haw:

Dis sonofabeech is ice cold.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
In the distance a child cries. A bastard child, perhaps.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Coffee And Pie posted:

YOU TELL THAT SON OF A BITCH, NO YANKEE IS EVER COMING TO HOUSTON!!! :haw:

They sure as hell will now.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Why separate knob? WHY SEPARATE KNOB?!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

WouldDesk posted:

David Puddy does Honda commercials now :confused:

All signs POINT TO YES! :smug:

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

Supreme Allah posted:

In the distance a child cries. A bastard child, perhaps.

I trust Elaine, she is my fren.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

WouldDesk posted:

David Puddy does Honda commercials now :confused:

He also does narration for the Cheese and Burger Society.

Edit: Make sure to not only click on each number, one for each burger, but click on "the cheese" area for each burger to hear him talk about the type of cheese used in said burger...:allears:

DrBouvenstein fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Nov 18, 2011

WouldDesk
Dec 26, 2009

DrBouvenstein posted:

He also does narration for the Cheese and Burger Society.

Edit: Make sure to not only click on each number, one for each burger, but click on "the cheese" area for each burger to hear him talk about the type of cheese used in said burger...:allears:

:stare: That is so amazing. That guy is owns. Did listening to all his burger talk make me want a burger... All signs point to yes :smug:

The Farmer John burger seems to be life changing.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Edit: Make sure to not only click on each number, one for each burger, but click on "the cheese" area for each burger to hear him talk about the type of cheese used in said burger...:allears:

"Camembert. I named my first-born child after a slice of Camembert. His name's 'Camembert.'

CAMEMBERT!"

So odd that out of all the Seinfeld alumni, the guy who played a recurring minor character that could best be described as "Low key" is now arguably the most high profile. He's a lead on Rules of Engagement, does voice work all over the place including a supporting role on one of television's biggest shows, spokesman for multiple products and companies...

Skrill.exe
Oct 3, 2007

"Bitcoin is a new financial concept entirely without precedent."
Yeah that's right.

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

JethroMcB posted:

"Camembert. I named my first-born child after a slice of Camembert. His name's 'Camembert.'

CAMEMBERT!"

So odd that out of all the Seinfeld alumni, the guy who played a recurring minor character that could best be described as "Low key" is now arguably the most high profile. He's a lead on Rules of Engagement, does voice work all over the place including a supporting role on one of television's biggest shows, spokesman for multiple products and companies...

It's because he has a deep, clear voice and is built like Superman.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

And he drives a brown dodge charger just like Brock Samson. Patrick Warburton rules.

WouldDesk
Dec 26, 2009
If you know the name of the movie you would like to see press 1.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

WouldDesk posted:

If you know the name of the movie you would like to see press 1.

...why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

hurry up
You have selected...Agent Zero? If this is correct, please press 1.

spronk
Feb 5, 2011

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

JethroMcB posted:

So odd that out of all the Seinfeld alumni, the guy who played a recurring minor character that could best be described as "Low key" is now arguably the most high profile. He's a lead on Rules of Engagement, does voice work all over the place including a supporting role on one of television's biggest shows, spokesman for multiple products and companies...

What about Larry David! Shares his Calzone with everyone, what a guy.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

spronk posted:

What about Larry David! Shares his Calzone with everyone, what a guy.
I am loving this calzone. The pita pocket prevents it from dripping. The pita pocket.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

The Human Cow posted:

You have selected...Agent Zero? If this is correct, please press 1.

....why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see?

WouldDesk
Dec 26, 2009
Lowes Paragon, 84th and Broadway

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
EVERYBODY OUT OF THE CHUNNEL!

WoG
Jul 13, 2004
...maybe he's just very well red?

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Yeah... nobody beats him!

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Well I'd like to think I have a little grace.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

jojoinnit posted:

Well I'd like to think I have a little grace.

You can't have "a little" grace. You either have grace or you don't :colbert:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

mojo1701a posted:

Yeah... nobody beats him!


Oh, here's a fact. I'm the Wiz!

(Why does The Wiz have a King's crown? :confused:)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DrBouvenstein posted:

(Why does The Wiz have a King's crown? :confused:)

Because he's.... THE WIZ! :colbert:

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Jerusalem posted:

Because he's.... THE WIZ! :colbert:

Uh, yes, most likely, yes. I'm, uh, H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist. And, um, yes, I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my, uh, peculiar habits, and, uh, the women that I frequent with.

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

Poque posted:

That's what you wanted to tell me? Your father wears sneakers in the pool?
Her father would look at me and say, "eno enoa juang". Which means, "this guy - this is not my kind of guy".

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I think I know why we have reservations.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Poque posted:

I think I know why we have reservations.

You want it back? What are you, some kind of Indi..... :stare:

WouldDesk
Dec 26, 2009

Poque posted:

I think I know why we have reservations.

I don't think ya do.

You know how to take the reservations you just don't know how to hold the reservations

WouldDesk
Dec 26, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

You want it back? What are you, some kind of Indi..... :stare:

I'm sorry I'm not familiar with that term :shobon:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

WouldDesk posted:

I don't think ya do.

You know how to take the reservations you just don't know how to hold the reservations

You sold me a hair with a cake around it.

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
Well maybe we could just forget about the cake?

No! I'm bringing cake!! *looks insane*

SneekieBinder
Aug 23, 2007


Rageaholic Monkey posted:

You can't have "a little" grace. You either have grace or you don't :colbert:

Alright, alright, look - I don't have grace, I don't want grace...I don't even say grace, OK?

WouldDesk
Dec 26, 2009

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

DrBouvenstein posted:


Oh, here's a fact. I'm the Wiz!

(Why does The Wiz have a King's crown? :confused:)

He's also Artie! :eng101:



The strongest man...in the wooooorld!

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