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ts12 posted:Here's a short story the guy posted too. spoiler: all women are whores and should die. after they give you 13 babies anyway Jesus that is loving disturbing. And unless I am mistaken, aren't there totally legal ways to deal with that situation? I don't think your business partner can legally run off with all your money and assets. Combined with the affair he could probably not only ruin her financially, but get primary custody of the kids. Or he could beat the poo poo out of her like a real man 
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Sarion posted:Jesus that is loving disturbing. And unless I am mistaken, aren't there totally legal ways to deal with that situation? I don't think your business partner can legally run off with all your money and assets. Combined with the affair he could probably not only ruin her financially, but get primary custody of the kids. NO THE MISANDRIC GYNOCRACY PREVENTS IT or something like that. e: It's so weird to read that story and understand the psychotic main character (and The Big Man) are actually the heroes/protagonists, not the therapist who realizes that a dude who breaks his wife's loving nose needs help before he's given time with his kids quote:
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Nov 21, 2011 06:54
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To my mind it just appeals to that reptilian part of the brain that screams "yeah, beat the poo poo out of X for hurting you, gently caress THE CONSEQUENCES LET'S BURN THIS poo poo TO THE GROUND." You identify with the protagonist for a moment because it's an incredibly detailed and lovely situation, and then you realize that he needs to be a loving adult about it, and adults don't solve their problems by smashing them in the face.
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Nov 21, 2011 07:06
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Just to be clear the person saying the guy who beat his wife should be treated like any other wife beater in the court of law no matter what his excuse is is the bad one? I always love those "No see in THIS case she deserves it!" Is it so hard to drill 'don't hit people' in their skull?
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Nov 21, 2011 07:32
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Sarion posted:Jesus that is loving disturbing. And unless I am mistaken, aren't there totally legal ways to deal with that situation? I don't think your business partner can legally run off with all your money and assets. Combined with the affair he could probably not only ruin her financially, but get primary custody of the kids. No, gently caress calling the police, that's for pussies, I want to punch her!
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Nov 21, 2011 07:32
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Glitterbomber posted:Just to be clear the person saying the guy who beat his wife should be treated like any other wife beater in the court of law no matter what his excuse is is the bad one? Yes, she is a misandrist WHORE with blonde hair and two kids with NO FATHER. This is what MRAs actually believe
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Nov 21, 2011 07:44
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The best part of that story is that the father is a sympathetic character, and probably would have had most of the law on his side until he punches his wife in the loving face. No, scratch that, the real best part is that the person trying to help him not be a loving angry person who hits people is the bad guy.
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Nov 21, 2011 07:48
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The person who wrote that is married. Oh my god. How do you not read that as the spouse and not just flee for your loving life?
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Nov 21, 2011 08:40
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Ohthehugemanatee posted:The person who wrote that is married. Oh my god. How do you not read that as the spouse and not just flee for your loving life? You have a father that beat the poo poo out of you or your mother, and you grow up thinking that kind of behavior is acceptable or warranted in certain situations. You assume that if your husband hits you in the future it will have been "your fault" just as it was "her fault" in the story. There's also just a lot of people that don't ever think too deeply about any of these situations or actually know anything about what domestic abuse is that have a kind of reptilian sense of, "well I guess she did do some awful poo poo to him..." when it comes to these kinds of hypotheticals. It's pretty easy to go through life that way if you've never known a victim of domestic abuse or never actually experienced physical violence first-hand. Movies and TV have done a good job of trivializing punching someone in the face. So the one group that finds the behavior normative and the other group that overlooks the behavior completely combine into the current state of bullshit that is the national conversation about these topics. ErIog fucked around with this message at 08:55 on Nov 21, 2011 |
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Nov 21, 2011 08:50
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If you read that story with no sense of irony or sarcasm then every word in it is correct.
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Nov 21, 2011 18:00
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Emron posted:If you read that story with no sense of irony or sarcasm then every word in it is correct.
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Nov 21, 2011 18:41
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MC Nietzche posted:The best part of that story is that the father is a sympathetic character, and probably would have had most of the law on his side until he punches his wife in the loving face. No, scratch that, the real best part is that the person trying to help him not be a loving angry person who hits people is the bad guy. Yea I'm no expert, and of course have been brainwashed by the gynocracy who's high heeled jackboot is on my proud male neck, but I'm fairly positive up until 'and then I punched her in the face' he had a super good legal case against her to get full custody and such. So yea that is perfect MRA, he has a totally reasonable and legal and ethical option, but instead HAS TO SHOW THAT BITCH WHO'S BOSS and is a horrible monster.
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Nov 21, 2011 19:00
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Glitterbomber posted:So yea that is perfect MRA, he has a totally reasonable and legal and ethical option, but instead HAS TO SHOW THAT BITCH WHO'S BOSS and is a horrible monster. Exactly, in their incredibly patriarchal construct of "man" a man is someone who fucks poo poo up and ignores/circumvents consequences and is a an rear end in a top hat who is stuck in a permanent form of adolescence. Even if they're right and the court/legal system are biased against men in certain narrow instances, it doesn't help their argument that they come off as a bunch of he-man woman haters, and a constructive conversation about how patriarchy harms women and men is lost in their bullshit.
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Nov 21, 2011 19:51
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LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly. "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about the question and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss the subject on why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when in reality you don't know crap? " And then she went back to reading her book.
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Nov 21, 2011 21:11
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And then the whole plane stood up and applauded
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Nov 21, 2011 21:13
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Before the Bear ate the plane.
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Nov 21, 2011 21:20
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ascii genitals posted:"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no
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Nov 21, 2011 21:23
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Thenipwax posted:It's funny that many people think this is really how all atheists act. All the ones on the Internet do.
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Nov 21, 2011 21:28
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CellBlock posted:All the ones on the Internet do. No, just the retarded vocal minority, just like the retarded vocal religious minority that wrote that.
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Nov 21, 2011 21:30
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CellBlock posted:All the ones on the Internet do. All the ones that just discovered their atheism, at least. Well, them and the reddit atheists, who positively define 
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Nov 21, 2011 21:36
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Bombadilillo posted:No, just the retarded vocal minority, just like the retarded vocal religious minority that wrote that. Plus, internet forums aren't really the same thing as little girls on a plane.
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Nov 21, 2011 21:36
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Sarion posted:Plus, internet forums aren't really the same thing as little girls on a plane.
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Nov 21, 2011 21:42
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So, I assume these "before the bear at him" and "and that _____ was Albert Einstein" are things from circulated emails I'm lucky enough not to get?
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Nov 21, 2011 21:46
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bairfanx posted:So, I assume these "before the bear at him" and "and that _____ was Albert Einstein" are things from circulated emails I'm lucky enough not to get?
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bairfanx posted:So, I assume these "before the bear at him" and "and that _____ was Albert Einstein" are things from circulated emails I'm lucky enough not to get? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2870098&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Enjoy
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Nov 21, 2011 21:57
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You should definitely read the whole thread, it just gets better and better until anti-christ battle.
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bairfanx posted:So, I assume these "before the bear at him" and "and that _____ was Albert Einstein" are things from circulated emails I'm lucky enough not to get? You really should read that thread. But, essentially you are correct. They're references to common conservative email forwards, though sometimes the details change. Like I think I've seen the Atheist + Little girl before, but in a different setting than a plane. One of my favorites is considered to be a "Conservative Parable" over at Conservapedia: Welfare posted:So, I was talking to this little girl Catherine, the daughter of some friends, and she said she wanted to be President some day. "Welcome to X" is another common one, along with Einstein and the bear.
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Nov 21, 2011 22:25
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Sarion posted:You really should read that thread. But, essentially you are correct. They're references to common conservative email forwards, though sometimes the details change. Like I think I've seen the Atheist + Little girl before, but in a different setting than a plane. One of my favorites is considered to be a "Conservative Parable" over at Conservapedia: I lost it at the gif of the bear on the trampoline.
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ascii genitals posted:To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss "My God," said the Christian, "you're right! I guess until I know more about animal poops I had better keep my dumb opinions to myself."
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quote:Catherine thought that over for a second, while her mom looked at me seething, and Catherine replied, "That's a really good idea. He probably had a run of really bad luck and could use the 5 dollars to get back on his feet."
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Nov 21, 2011 22:50
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Glitterbomber posted:And then the whole plane stood up and applauded "Deer eat leaves, dumb bitch."
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Nov 22, 2011 01:34
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Horse poop is different from cow poop because cows are ruminants, and can process the grass more thoroughly! Thats why you get pats instead of the more fibrous horse clumps, because horses break down less of the roughage.  Also I learned this from Terry Pratchett.
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Nov 22, 2011 15:25
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Ashcans posted:Horse poop is different from cow poop because cows are ruminants, and can process the grass more thoroughly! Thats why you get pats instead of the more fibrous horse clumps, because horses break down less of the roughage. If you know that its because the three have different digestive systems then there must be no God!
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Nov 22, 2011 16:19
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I'm not sure I actually want to know the answer, but what the gently caress is PUA /MRA?
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chesh posted:I'm not sure I actually want to know the answer, but what the gently caress is PUA /MRA? Pick Up Artist Men's Rights Activist They are terrible people
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Nov 22, 2011 17:15
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Pick up artist. Didnt know what it meant. "Pickup artist describes a man who considers himself to be skilled, or who tries to be skilled at meeting, attracting, and seducing women" Thanks wikipedia. So there is a technical term for douchebag apparently.
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Bombadilillo posted:Pick up artist. Didnt know what it meant. "Pickup artist describes a man who considers himself to be skilled, or who tries to be skilled at meeting, attracting, and seducing women" Thanks wikipedia. So there is a technical term for douchebag apparently. It's worse than you think. It's an entire community of guys who follow published guides and tactics designed to "exploit loopholes in female psychology" and basically use the secret Konami code to try to trick women into sleeping with them.
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Nov 22, 2011 18:04
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Dominion posted:It's worse than you think. It's an entire community of guys who follow published guides and tactics designed to "exploit loopholes in female psychology" and basically use the secret Konami code to try to trick women into sleeping with them. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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Nov 22, 2011 18:42
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If you actually met one you would throw up in your mouth a lot. They are basically goons without the social skills and misogynistic douchebaggery. 
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Slaan posted:If you actually met one you would throw up in your mouth a lot. They are basically goons without the social skills and misogynistic douchebaggery. Don't forget the peacocking, they have to dress like douchebags too, or the "skills" don't work.
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