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pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.

According to Wikipedia, Timaeus is also "one of the Three Legendary Dragons from the Japanese anime series Yu-Gi-Oh!".

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creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice

Android Blues posted:

That's kind of academic though, because honestly saying homosexuality is overtly sexual but giving straight romance a pass is just duuuuuuumb and super wrong and I think that needs to be driven home.

You put this much better than I could have. I hope this doesn't start a derail. That's all there is to say on the matter.

Homestuck hasn't been even remotely PG-13 since Dave was introduced anyways.

Starmaker
Dec 29, 2009

My people I bring you a message from the Lord!
I'm... actually gay, so, I don't mean to come across as homophobic or anything?

I guess I'm just thinking more about the fandom and ~all the yaois~ and how it seems to always get way more sexual when it's two guys involved. I don't mean in the comic, it'd be the same regardless, I mean it would make the fandom (even more) unbearable.

I'd actually like to see a gay character, and the whole Gamzee/Tavros thing was a nice surprise, but I guess I'm just not used to it yet as a casual inclusion in media and it makes a more obvious and highlighted (I guess the proper term is "marked") sexual display than standard heteronormative relationships.

I guess I don't want to see my fictional 13/15 year old webcomic characters as sexual beings and if he was gay it would be more obvious than your standard, unmarked, heteronormative generic fictional romance.

Oh God does this mean I've internalized homophobia

edit: but yeah I don't want to derail it was a stupid comment and I didn't mean anything by it sorry

edit edit: VVVVV Actually that would be pretty awesome and I'm all for that, too

Starmaker fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Nov 21, 2011

Supercar Gautier
Jun 10, 2006

I approve of the idea that Bro is gay for Jake, because it would mean that all of Jake's friends are crushing on him.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

Supercar Gautier posted:

I approve of the idea that Bro is gay for Jake, because it would mean that all of Jake's friends are crushing on him.

Yeah this is what I like about it. It's totally the siren call of the Tomb Raider booty holster.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Plom Bar posted:

Dave was all about overt innuendo. Reread the first few acts.

HUMAN innuendo. :colbert:

I dunno if I'm just being heteronormative here but I didn't see anything resembling a come-on in that conversation anyway. Basically the line translates to "the only way I could perceive the preceding monologue as not awkward is if you are about to hit on me" which doesn't seem to necessarily suggest anything about anyone's orientation or latent desires. It's more of an :iceburn: regarding Jake's ineloquence.

Supercar Gautier posted:

I approve of the idea that Bro is gay for Jake, because it would mean that all of Jake's friends are crushing on him.

Hasn't the comic had like two parody Mary Sue characters already?

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice

Starmaker posted:

I guess I'm just thinking more about the fandom and ~all the yaois~ and how it seems to always get way more sexual when it's two guys involved. I don't mean in the comic, it'd be the same regardless, I mean it would make the fandom (even more) unbearable.

Certain sections of the fandom are going to be creepy no matter what. Hussie always manages to walk that fine line between creepy and hilarious like with Dave's chatlog with Tavros and Equius. Bro may or may not be a weeaboo, brony, homosexual, or puppet pornographer, he might be none/all of those. It'll be funny and the creepy fans are gonna creep regardless, though. Based off this one chatlog with his autoresponder, I can tell I'm gonna like him regardless of whatever interests he has.

Also, Kanaya was a gay character. Hussie had a post on his formspring about how she wouldn't be called that in troll culture because that's not a thing that has a word in troll culture, but as humans looking through our human earth culture lens we see her that way.

Supercar Gautier
Jun 10, 2006

loquacius posted:

Hasn't the comic had like two parody Mary Sue characters already?

He gets it from his grandma/granddaughter, okay?

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(

Starmaker posted:

Oh God does this mean I've internalized homophobia


Yes. But don't worry, recognizing it is the first step to getting rid of it. :)

MrBims
Sep 25, 2007

by Ralp
Have any of you ever been in a fraternity, a military, or just been friends with someone who acts and talks like Dave in real life? Not a day goes by that I don't hear gay innuendo, even from homophobic infantry NCOs from the dirty south with NOBAMA stickers on their red Ford F150. Has nothing to do with their sexuality. Hussie knows how real people talk, and that has been one of the greatest strengths of Homestuck's dialogue.

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
I think KidBro is in the shower. Why else would all that stuff be in the bathroom?

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

Plom Bar posted:

Yes. But don't worry, recognizing it is the first step to getting rid of it. :)

Yeah, feeling like heterosexuality is the innocuous default while homosexuality is more sexual and adult sounds like some flavour of internalised homophobia to me. Not to step on your toes or anything but that's what it seems like! Especially since you get a lot of people turning out that exact argument in favour of not having gay characters in kids'/young adult media, with the subtext that homosexuality is essentially an adult sexual practise and you shouldn't inform anyone about it that you wouldn't about, say, penetrative sex.

Starmaker
Dec 29, 2009

My people I bring you a message from the Lord!

Plom Bar posted:

Yes. But don't worry, recognizing it is the first step to getting rid of it. :)

Oh don't get me started; I typed up a big thing about Kanaya and how she's not actually gay because it's alien sexuality so it can be played with without making any statements about the real world. And how if you twiddle with a human character's sexuality then suddenly they are that sexuality and that sexuality is them and

BLUH

I'm not actually that self-hating or hypocritical, I just don't relish the reactions and responses that would be prompted by a side-detail for a fictional character that happens to be a very real aspect of my own life! People loving/hating a character based on nothing more than their sexuality. It is dumb and I don't think the comic needs it and I hope that it won't deal with it because that's way more baggage than it needs. It's one thing to poke fun at furries or roleplayers or... whatever Equius is, but another thing entirely to talk about THE GAYS.

So yeah, guess I typed up a bunch anyways. Sorry, I'm really tired and I made a stupid off-hand comment and now cascade of misfortune.

I'mma go to bed now, maybe I'll be less dumb in the morning (not likely).

e:

Android Blues posted:

Yeah, feeling like heterosexuality is the innocuous default while homosexuality is more sexual and adult sounds like some flavour of internalised homophobia to me. Not to step on your toes or anything but that's what it seems like!

Well as long as you said no offense first!

But seriously, I don't see it as the innocuous norm - that's how society at large sees it. It is deeply ingrained in our culture: a love story in an adventure is taken for granted and feels like as integral a part to a story as the protagonist and antagonist. But make that love interest the same sex and suddenly you're making a STATEMENT. Even if you don't want to make one, people will still read it that way, and be oversensitive or intolerant or whatever - they will analyse it. How did they treat their gay character? What are they trying to say about gay people's place in our society? How does this story portray THE GAY.

I honestly don't care how it's portrayed because homosexuality is as bland as toast to me, and the character would be exactly the same regardless. But to everyone else - well holy gently caress he's doing something RISKY. I just don't want to deal with it. Please can't I have one story that doesn't deal with the CONTROVERSY - where I can just forget that it is a thing that people care about or even notice. That would be nice.

Right, bed.

Starmaker fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Nov 21, 2011

YF-23
Feb 17, 2011

My god, it's full of cat!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=R1gdLPwvwJk

Everyone did, Jane. Everyone.

jesus gently caress that vid is loving terrifying

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

loquacius posted:

Hasn't the comic had like two parody Mary Sue characters already?

He's got this whole pulp adventurer schtick, it comes with the territory.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
As one of those people reminding everyone we were "only" going to get Bro's auto-responder, my expectations for this pesterlog were tempered so the reveal didn't shock me. Still, assuming this is indicative of Kid!Bro's personality (and there's no reason to think otherwise, considering Jake was fooled) I want to see how the real guy would act when talking with his friends. I did feel a lot of this conversation was cold and mechanical, but for all we know D. Strider is actually a cold and mechanical guy. Still think Mom Lalonde's pesterlog was the best, though.

I sure hope the auto-responder gets prototyped at some point.

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(

Starmaker posted:

:words:

Don't put too much stock into what I say, I'm one of those weirdos who thinks it'd be kind of cool if Dave were a trans man. Not to the point of loudly declaring that my headcanon is truth and if you disagree I JUDGE YOU but I think it'd be neat.

I think it's the hair. Something about Dave's hair just screams "trans man" at me.

Plom Bar fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Apr 26, 2018

H.P. Shivcraft
Mar 17, 2008

STAY UNRULY, YOU HEARTLESS MONSTERS!
Not to divert us from serious issues, but as we were all recently made aware of the Pony Pals series, I couldn't resist researching the franchise further.

It turns out all of them have hilarious titles and cover art, so I made something completely nonsensical approximating MSPA fanwork: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QjIwN95qoo

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

creationist believer posted:

Am I crazy, or is there an implication that Bro is gay? It's hard to decipher what level of irony the "for me to rush to your vicinity as nakedly as possible" line was, but Kidmom did say Jane was naive for thinking she and Strider were perfect for each other.

On the other hand, I could see Bro's autoresponder running the Sburb client and server applications. Every character interaction will be with the autoresponder. We never see or meet Bro himself, he is just too drat elusive.

Bro you're as elusive as Robert Denby

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Plom Bar posted:

Dave was all about overt innuendo. Reread the first few acts.
There was that entire Tavros pesterlog.

Shoveling huge amounts of coal into my gaping matronly furnace indeed.

Carotid
Dec 18, 2008

We're all doing it
The fact that Dave posts ironic homo statements all the time would make an actually-gay kidBro kind of fitting in this universe.

CidGregor
Sep 27, 2009

TG: if i were you i would just take that fucking devilbeast out behind the woodshed and blow its head off
Okay, I gotta admit, that kitten!Nepeta PW ad for Sister Claire that's on the front page right now is pretty goddamn cute.

(not a bad comic, either.)

SatansBestBuddy
Sep 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I just came here to say....

I loving love the auto-responder.

I almost don't want anybody to actually be able to talk to Bro at all, they just keep getting the auto-responder.

*bookmarks thread again*

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Pakled posted:

This IS a universe where it's apparently fairly normal for teenagers to know how to make robots (at least that's the impression I got from "im not the best or even second best robosmith i know!").

I'm gonna just go ahead and assume that And It Don't Stop is set on a pre-Reckoning Earth.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

H.P. Shivcraft posted:

Not to divert us from serious issues, but as we were all recently made aware of the Pony Pals series, I couldn't resist researching the franchise further.

It turns out all of them have hilarious titles and cover art, so I made something completely nonsensical approximating MSPA fanwork: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QjIwN95qoo

He's My Pony
followed by
What's Wrong With My Pony?

made me crack up, haha.

MyFaceBeHi
Apr 9, 2008

I was popular, once.

SatansBestBuddy posted:

I just came here to say....

I loving love the auto-responder.

I almost don't want anybody to actually be able to talk to Bro at all, they just keep getting the auto-responder.

*bookmarks thread again*

It seems that you like the auto responder, which is cool and I respect that in a completely ironic way, based on some poo poo I just pulled out of my rear end right now.

snucks
Nov 3, 2008

Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

Dr Christmas posted:

The new Strider reminds me of Doc Scratch, with his creepy prescience and the auto-response reminding me of the Magic Cue Balls.
If Jake is Lord English, Jane is the Empress, and kidbro is Doc Scratch, who is kidmom? Snowman?

MyFaceBeHi
Apr 9, 2008

I was popular, once.
So an update, and the same conversation Jake had before with Jane. But it makes a bit more sense now.

Also, I agree with Jane. I like Strider's auto-responder.

Lord of Laughton
Nov 11, 2008

It's hard to say for certain
But I think I like it here.
I mentioned this before, but I haven't really seen anyone else talk of this as a possibility, but does it seem to anyone else that the new kids are literally Grandpa, Nanna, Bro and Mom? IE, the B1 Sburb session spawned all 8 of them; 4 of them went to universe B1 and the other 4 went to universe B2, and after playing the B2 Sburb session, end up finishing their lives in the other 'B' universe that they were not originally sent to. Or maybe the aftermath will change pending new info from the comic, but this just seems obvious to me, and is perfectly in line with Homestuck's themes of time loops and double mobius reacharounds.

Only hiccup I can think of is when Nanna tells fedorafreak that the young girl never saw the boy again. Which in itself is vague enough to be either her or a separate reset Jane.

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S

Lord of Laughton posted:

I mentioned this before, but I haven't really seen anyone else talk of this as a possibility, but does it seem to anyone else that the new kids are literally Grandpa, Nanna, Bro and Mom? IE, the B1 Sburb session spawned all 8 of them; 4 of them went to universe B1 and the other 4 went to universe B2, and after playing the B2 Sburb session, end up finishing their lives in the other 'B' universe that they were not originally sent to. Or maybe the aftermath will change pending new info from the comic, but this just seems obvious to me, and is perfectly in line with Homestuck's themes of time loops and double mobius reacharounds.

Only hiccup I can think of is when Nanna tells fedorafreak that the young girl never saw the boy again. Which in itself is vague enough to be either her or a separate reset Jane.

Unfortunately Nanna's personal history basically says this is not possible. Nanna and Grandpa were both raised by Crocker until Harley went on his adventures with Halley and Grandma later ran away. In the post-Scratch universe, while I don't know what John did before he became a famous comedian, Jade was raised by Crocker until she ran away (and formed an alternate company to attempt to compete with BCCorp, as suggested by Jake just before the autoresponder conversation.) Jane was presumably raised by Dad the whole time despite being heiress to the company.

YF-23
Feb 17, 2011

My god, it's full of cat!


We pretty clearly saw Nanna and Grandpa land on the kids' Earth in the early 20th century (Grandpa at least, when he killed Twain/Sassacre).

Hamiltonian Bicycle
Apr 26, 2008

!
Check this sequence for evidence. Baby Nanna and Grandpa landed very near each other in 1910, on the old timeline.

A Bloody Crowbar
May 9, 2009

What's always kind of bugged me is how there is more than one universe, or rather calling them multiple universes. Isn't that impossible?

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S

A Bloody Crowbar posted:

What's always kind of bugged me is how there is more than one universe, or rather calling them multiple universes. Isn't that impossible?

Honestly, that's just one of those things you're just going to have to accept. Like how time travel is not only possible in this universe, but almost common.

Zorak
Nov 7, 2005

A Bloody Crowbar posted:

What's always kind of bugged me is how there is more than one universe, or rather calling them multiple universes. Isn't that impossible?

No? From a purely scientific standpoint there's no reason there can't be more than one universe. It's even possible we can detect the effects of external structures outside our universe affecting our own (possibly other universes).

Time travel on the other hand is a bit of a different conundrum.

Zorak fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Nov 21, 2011

YF-23
Feb 17, 2011

My god, it's full of cat!


In a series where anime swordfights between brothers on roofs while meteors shower their city aren't uncommon, time travel dickery abounds, and the universe is literally a frog, I think disbelief can be suspended in regards to the existence of other frogs chilling and being universes.

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice
I've never seen Arrested Development, but my friend tells me Bro sounds a lot like David Cross's character from that. Given he's a poster on Jane's wall and that quote is lifted almost verbatim, I guess there's some influence going on. Being ambiguously gay might be a thing with Bro.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

A Bloody Crowbar posted:

What's always kind of bugged me is how there is more than one universe, or rather calling them multiple universes. Isn't that impossible?

That's like, the big thing in science fiction, multiple universes. And if you're into irl science String Theory almost mandates that there be multiple universes, so as strange as an idea it might seem to you it's an idea that's very much in these days.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

Zorak posted:

No? From a purely scientific standpoint there's no reason there can't be more than one universe. It's even possible we can detect the effects of external structures outside our universe affecting our own (possibly other universes).

It's semantic dickery, 'universe' as I recall is was originally meant to refer to the entirety of everything, so you can't have two, you can only redefine the boundaries of 'The Universe'.

But that's total bullshit because 'atom' means indivisible unit and we're still all up to our loving necks in quarks.

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Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(

creationist believer posted:

I've never seen Arrested Development, but my friend tells me Bro sounds a lot like David Cross's character from that. Given he's a poster on Jane's wall and that quote is lifted almost verbatim, I guess there's some influence going on. Being ambiguously gay might be a thing with Bro.
Whaaat? No. Not even a little. Your friend is so far off base, he can't even see the base from where he is. Where's the base?

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