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Retarted Pimple
Jun 2, 2002

Sir Cornelius posted:

Cheaters. They're wearing helmets and obviously don't own lions.

They're looking for more calves to save.

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GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof
Lenovo tablet ad has dudes riding sidecar dirtbikes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU2hT7VRgDw&feature=player_embedded

Edit:
Motorcycle Demolition Derby?
WHAT THE gently caress IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?

http://youtu.be/B9jvuiQzZBg

This is why we can't have nice things.

GnarlyCharlie4u fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Nov 22, 2011

pr0zac
Jan 18, 2004

~*lukecagefan69*~


Pillbug

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

Motorcycle Demolition Derby?
WHAT THE gently caress IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?

http://youtu.be/B9jvuiQzZBg

This is why we can't have nice things.

Sorry, this is loving hilarious. I laughed the whole time. Its like watching 5 year olds play soccer.

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

Motorcycle Demolition Derby?
WHAT THE gently caress IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?

http://youtu.be/B9jvuiQzZBg

This is why we can't have nice things.

What are you talking about this was amazing.

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

Edit:
Motorcycle Demolition Derby?
WHAT THE gently caress IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?

http://youtu.be/B9jvuiQzZBg

This is why we can't have nice things.

Not motorcycles, but equally as entertaining:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-TNrZ2dTDY&feature=related

Kenny Rogers
Sep 7, 2007

Chapter One:
When I first saw Sparky, he reminded me of my favorite comb. He was missing a lot of teeth.
Let's see if we can't get this back on picture chat after several pages of plain old boring chat!

(Here's hoping this works. I can see them, and I *think* I've marked them public in Picasa/"Google Images". I miss waffleimages!)


I've heard them called an "Iron Horse" before...but...really?

Aargh
Sep 8, 2004

Jabs posted:


I've heard them called an "Iron Horse" before...but...really?


I'd love to see the faux fur catch in the rear wheel and rip both itself and the rider straight off.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Jabs posted:



(Here's hoping this works. I can see them, and I *think* I've marked them public in Picasa/"Google Images". I miss waffleimages!)




Newbie spotted, pointing with the throttle hand.

CheeseSpawn
Sep 15, 2004
Doctor Rope

Jabs posted:

Let's see if we can't get this back on picture chat after several pages of plain old boring chat!

(Here's hoping this works. I can see them, and I *think* I've marked them public in Picasa/"Google Images". I miss waffleimages!)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLnc97KUPt4

Rudager
Apr 29, 2008

Jabs posted:

(Here's hoping this works. I can see them, and I *think* I've marked them public in Picasa/"Google Images". I miss waffleimages!)



We have Mick Doohan's in in Australia.

The best part of it is watching people who have obviously never ridden a bike before trying to contort there bodies around to get into the restraints.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I took this picture and thought you guys might like it :)

~180mph


180 by AshBurrows, on Flickr

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

That's exactly what 30 MPH on my dad's old 175cc two-stroke feels like.

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

echomadman posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJX_Oh4yVnc
Dirt bike physics.

one minute ten of intro, fifty seconds of explanation, forty five seconds of slow motion demonstration and forty seconds of outro.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




AncientTV
Jun 1, 2006

for sale custom bike over a billion invested

College Slice
70s.jpg

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
drat, I want one of those. :swoon:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Kommando posted:

one minute ten of intro, fifty seconds of explanation, forty five seconds of slow motion demonstration and forty seconds of outro.

Have the short version: Staying on the throttle out of the corner until you're in the air will make the bike pitch forward slightly and set the bike up for landing, while hard acceleration right on the jump face will keep the front end high. Hitting the rear brake will drop the front, and gassing it will raise it unless your rotation is so heavy you're gonna crash anyways. If you didn't already know all this, try it on a tabletop next practice session, it's a pretty cool "A-ha!" moment.

Also, rebound the suspension on the jump face like a bunny hop for more air to clear a longer jump, and suck your legs in on the jump face to go straighter and faster and make your lap time quicker.

Retarted Pimple
Jun 2, 2002

Olde Weird Tip posted:



Pfft.
I've seen quite a few people smoking on bikes, the doo rag has to be the secret to it. It keeps the ash out of your hair or from smouldering or...something.

2ndclasscitizen
Jan 2, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post
So the Motorcycle show is on this weekend. Have some photos!

Stupidly clean '71 XS650


So it turns out I'll never be able to ride a VMAX. Because I have knees, and those intake thingies were designed for people without them.


A cool off-road racer (probably built for the Finke rally), a 450 I'd guess.


The cockpit.


The Panigale! Looks brilliant in the metal. It's pretty drat small (well, it looks small), lots of very tasty bits.


It's odd how little of the lights you see when you look at it straight on. In this photo the nose is maybe chest height.






You buy this one, it never really feels right then a year later you open your garage and it's turned into an FZ6.


This seems like a bad idea. Looks so spindly.


And this seems like an even worse idea.


Why is there a car at the bike show?


Just because the brake discs are like a bike's doesn't make it a bike.


Ooooooooooooooooooooooh!


This was at some point a Rocket3.


Probably can't see it here, but it still had shaft drive, but instead of driving the wheel it drove a jackshaft which then had the chain on it :psyduck:


So pretty.


So pretty.


Despite having what looked like stupid clubman bars, these actually have a nice riding position. Didn't hurt my neck at all. Definitely back on the shopping list.


I don't care, this thing is loving cool. If you the bars were maybe 1/3-1/2 as high it'd be perfect. 240kph speedo is a bit optimistic though.


Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss:flashfap:


POWAH. Not sure how much I'd trust it on a Benelli though.


Benelli winning the "Coolest tank badge of the show" award.


Oddly, I found the S more comfortable than the R. Do want. Just need $35k+


Art Deco motorcycle


Never actually seen a MotoGP machine in real life before. Very cool, all special bits on this thing.


Ruined it. Previous model looks better.


Not pictured: Ridiculously hot Honda booth model.


Full set here.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


2ndclasscitizen posted:


So pretty.



I want one of these so bad, but at £7500 and having no garage to keep it in means it'll have to stay on the "one day..." wishlist :(

That Victory is very nice looking, but I agree, those bars would have to go.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

The exposed shaft on the art deco bike gives me sweaty palms from imagining it catching a thread and rapidly undressing me in public.

Sir Cornelius
Oct 30, 2011

Ola posted:

The exposed shaft on the art deco bike gives me sweaty palms from imagining it catching a thread and rapidly undressing me in public.

I'd be more worried about dropping a glove in the intakes (or hydro-locking in a mild shower).

Forty Two
Jun 8, 2007
42

2ndclasscitizen posted:

So pretty.



Hhhnnnnnnnnggg .....aaaaand I'm done.

BaKESAL3
Nov 7, 2010
Do all 675's have Ohlins suspentions and Brembo brakes? I think I just found my next bike. :unsmigghh:


Edit: Nevermind, looks like just the 675r. I'd still give a nuttsack for one.

BaKESAL3 fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Nov 27, 2011

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
40hp is insane for 1907. BMW didn't make a production bike with more than 34hp until the 70s. But then that Curtiss was 4 liters...

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:
True, and he had a rolling start. Interesting on the BMWs...I have to imagine that had more to do with restraint and common sense than a lack of engineering wherewithal.

Kenny Rogers
Sep 7, 2007

Chapter One:
When I first saw Sparky, he reminded me of my favorite comb. He was missing a lot of teeth.

Ola posted:

The exposed shaft on the art deco bike gives me sweaty palms from imagining it catching a thread and rapidly undressing me in public.

If you want...to destroooy my sweaaterrrr,
Pull this thread, as I riiiiide aaawaaa...

Oh. Wait. Nevermind. I got this. *Brrrrrrrrzuuuup!*

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm


Oh, dear god. :flashfap:

Schlieren
Jan 7, 2005

LEZZZZZZZZZBIAN CRUSH

BlackMK4 posted:


Yes.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Schlieren posted:

Yes.

Agreed. That is one loving hot bike.

hydrixel
Oct 28, 2002

Everyday.
The Wall of Death

"The last remaining traditional family of daredevil wall riders to travel europe and the British Isles."

Sir Cornelius
Oct 30, 2011
Learning to ride? Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHk8g8fuS5o

invision
Mar 2, 2009

I DIDN'T GET ENOUGH RAPE LAST TIME, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE?

Sir Cornelius posted:

Learning to ride? Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHk8g8fuS5o

Flattrack turns my inner-redneck on so bad it's not even funny. Now I want a mullet and a kewrs laight

BaKESAL3
Nov 7, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqYDJ7QkXZY


Don't know if it's been posted yet but Ghostrider has a new video coming out in december. Shine on you crazy loving diamond.

GI Joe jobs
Jun 25, 2005

🎅🤜🤛👷

Probably Hates You posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqYDJ7QkXZY


Don't know if it's been posted yet but Ghostrider has a new video coming out in december. Shine on you crazy loving diamond.

While his riding is still ridiculous, I'm no longer impressed. We've seen him do crazier stuff years back, with more drama (police, turbo busa, chasing an m3...) Whats new? A better camera?

He needs a turbo sumo :v:

BaKESAL3
Nov 7, 2010
True, I think he's covered just about every way you can break a law on a sport bike. I'm still going to watch it but I definitely agree with you. I'm curious to see what he's going to do with that Subaru though, I really think that's going to be the most interesting part of his movie.

2ndclasscitizen
Jan 2, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Panigale pipes:

invision
Mar 2, 2009

I DIDN'T GET ENOUGH RAPE LAST TIME, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE?
That's some serious metal work.

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AncientTV
Jun 1, 2006

for sale custom bike over a billion invested

College Slice

Sir Cornelius posted:

Learning to ride? Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHk8g8fuS5o

This is Denmark's equivalent to the MSF, no big deal.

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