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Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQjo1MtaWzc

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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



Holy poo poo. That's brilliant.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Cross posting from the ROH Thread. The Briscoes have been the best tag team and overall my favorite promo all year. When BEST PROMO comes up for them I hope they get a lot of votes. Don't watch if you don't want to see a TRUCKFUL OF DEAD CHICKENS BEING TOSSED AROUND!!! (PUSSY)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J5ztNaCIJQ

HulkaMatt fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Nov 17, 2011

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
I was writing a little piece on Eddie Kingston and remembered this match.
It's possibly one of my favourites ever: Mike Quackenbush vs Chris Hero vs Chuck Taylor vs Eddie Kingston

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUkZrNOM_jI

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

HulkaMatt posted:

Cross posting from the ROH Thread. The Briscoes have been the best tag team and overall my favorite promo all year. When BEST PROMO comes up for them I hope they get a lot of votes. Don't watch if you don't want to see a TRUCKFUL OF DEAD CHICKENS BEING TOSSED AROUND!!! (PUSSY)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J5ztNaCIJQ

I could watch Jay scream obscenities and throw his hat all day. :allears: Mark comparing himself to James Bond is another wonderful moment.

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
Haha, that little knife. :v:

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
It was mentioned in the puro thread so why not let everyone watch one of the greatest tag team wrestling matches ever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoWnvDSXM7A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik3Vk96k1gg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNZ_6u9GI1E

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


You're missing the other parts~!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeVchXiAUZs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91kQmVyr0T8

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
I got distracted by Kawada's immaculate selling.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw1H1usHVa0

Scott Steiner owns.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

SamuraiFoochs posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw1H1usHVa0

Scott Steiner owns.

FINALLY!

Tonfa
Apr 8, 2008

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

SamuraiFoochs posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw1H1usHVa0

Scott Steiner owns.

:allears:

Scott Steiner is

- the next World Heavyweight Championship
- the greatest tag team of all time

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

HulkaMatt posted:

Cross posting from the ROH Thread. The Briscoes have been the best tag team and overall my favorite promo all year. When BEST PROMO comes up for them I hope they get a lot of votes. Don't watch if you don't want to see a TRUCKFUL OF DEAD CHICKENS BEING TOSSED AROUND!!! (PUSSY)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J5ztNaCIJQ

"Cool calm and collected, like dubblo sebum."

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

CaptainYesterday posted:

Botchamania 192 (with a special apperance by certain Chikara rudos)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3fkJM4gSwM

I know I'm a bit late, but I'm pretty sure the bit at 11:25 is my favorite Inane Dusty Commentary ever.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Not on YouTube yet, but I'll just leave this here:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/302531/saturday-night-live-andre-the-giant-gets-an-ice-cream

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

The Rock got on the mic after the camera went off. It's pretty good.

http://youtu.be/Kw6KqdZvTsA

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
WWE cat wrestling!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Y9qKDwQYXFE

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Is this what Teddy Hart's been up to?

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Does anyone know where I can find a link to Jason Segel's Andre the Giant impression that isn't Hulu so someone from :canada: can watch it?

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

Lone Rogue posted:

Does anyone know where I can find a link to Jason Segel's Andre the Giant impression that isn't Hulu so someone from :canada: can watch it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n-vyL9ByLU

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Thanks! This was great.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Sir Lemming posted:

I know I'm a bit late, but I'm pretty sure the bit at 11:25 is my favorite Inane Dusty Commentary ever.

That floored me as well.

SlippyFists
Jul 16, 2007

To The Flowers of Time!

THANKSGIVING INSANITY SALE!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNdk7CLWpUY

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
Bonus dark match from the recent Dragon Gate UK tour featuring Noam Dar, a Scottish wrestler I've become a massive fan of recently. I appreciate 99% of you won't have heard of him, but this is a pretty fun match if you've 15 minutes spare

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG7kvBRmfsc

Bonus Fun Fact: I designed the trunks he's wearing in this match

apsouthern fucked around with this message at 08:19 on Nov 23, 2011

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)

Lone Rogue posted:

It was mentioned in the puro thread so why not let everyone watch one of the greatest tag team wrestling matches ever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoWnvDSXM7A

I know jack-all about puro wrestlers, especially from the 90's. Can anyone explain to me who's who using the N64 WWF No Mercy video game as a frame of reference for characters, based on relative star power and other valid similarities?

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Classic Cena

Cena Claims Cole loves boy bands and proves he has no code of honour:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1r-4J72Pm4

Spanky's Rap vs. Cena
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x52ags_battle-rap-john-cena-vs-brian-kendr_sport#rel-page-1

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

armoredgorilla posted:

I know jack-all about puro wrestlers, especially from the 90's. Can anyone explain to me who's who using the N64 WWF No Mercy video game as a frame of reference for characters, based on relative star power and other valid similarities?

theyre all the rock

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Happy Thanksgiving! Here's Luther Reigns discussing his history with peas.

Still the funniest, most nonsensical line in wrestling history.

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=prTS4uppu2w

Giant Bomb previews WWE 12.

Some funny lines in there.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

LordPants posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=prTS4uppu2w

Giant Bomb previews WWE 12.

Some funny lines in there.
The best part about their last preview was their created story. It's been an on-going joke for a whole year.

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

Flameingblack posted:

The best part about their last preview was their created story. It's been an on-going joke for a whole year.

The way that Ryan was pestering and pestering, only for Jeff to have already made the scene was great.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqIIJ5Hibmk

Pinkie Sanchez vs Steve "The Turtle" Weiner from some promotion called Beyond Wrestling. Quite frankly I'm not sure what to make of a company where the "crowd" is essentially the other wrestlers from the locker room...

HIGHLIGHTS
The “ladder to nowhere”
The puppet
Sanchez wearing Weiner’s mask at what can only be described as a “jaunty angle”
Sanchez channelling Muta
Weiner trying to get into the ring
Weiner channelling Kojima
Weiner channelling Low Ki
Pinkie selling every move like HBK vs Hogan
Weiner selling every move like Weiner
The return of the puppet!

VV Great minds think alike :hfive:

apsouthern fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Nov 24, 2011

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

apsouthern posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqIIJ5Hibmk

Pinkie Sanchez vs Steve "The Turtle" Weiner from some promotion called Beyond Wrestling. Quite frankly I'm not sure what to make of a company where the "crowd" is essentially the other wrestlers from the locker room...

HIGHLIGHTS
The “ladder to nowhere”
The puppet
Sanchez wearing Weiner’s mask at what can only be described as a “jaunty angle”
Sanchez channelling Muta
Weiner trying to get into the ring
Weiner channelling Kojima
Weiner channelling Low Ki
Pinkie selling every move like HBK vs Hogan
Weiner selling every move like Weiner
The return of the puppet!
I posted that a page ago :colbert:

Beyond Wrestling looks like a lot of fun. It's basically a bunch of indy guys, doing indy shows in front of no one but the rest of the roster, and they have a time! Weiner dodging the dropkick to hit his back was unintentionally hilarious.

RealFoxy fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Nov 24, 2011

WeX Majors
Apr 16, 2006
Joined for the archives

Lone Rogue posted:

Classic Cena

Cena Claims Cole loves boy bands and proves he has no code of honour:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1r-4J72Pm4

Spanky's Rap vs. Cena
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x52ags_battle-rap-john-cena-vs-brian-kendr_sport#rel-page-1

Man, remember the days when Cena was "too ghetto for merchandise"?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

WeX Majors posted:

Man, remember the days when Cena was "too ghetto for merchandise"?

As much as I hate Cena, if he turned back to his 'dumb white boy trying to be a rapper and generally being a prick to people he doesn't like but mostly a pretty decent dude when it comes down to it' stuff I'd love it. I guess that doesn't fit on a tee like HUSTLE. LOYALTY. RESPECT. though.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

WeX Majors posted:

Man, remember the days when Cena was "too ghetto for merchandise"?

I remember the days when Cena turned face and started wearing the local sports team jerseys every Smackdown. Made him look like such a poser.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Gonzo McFee posted:

I remember the days when Cena turned face and started wearing the local sports team jerseys every Smackdown. Made him look like such a poser.

There was absolutely nothing wrong with it and the fact he almost always wore throwbacks was cool.

It's amazing how just a simple piece of clothing attire can either get a crowd loving or hating you.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
No, it made him look like a posing twat.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Gonzo McFee posted:

No, it made him look like a posing twat.

It really wasn't a big deal either way

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DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Gonzo McFee posted:

No, it made him look like a posing twat.

I don't agree. I thought it was cool. Although when he was heel and wore hated teams jerseys, that was even better.

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