KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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thepokey: Jul 20, 2004; Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

"I didn't think any cool guys lived in this neighborhood?"

"Well, they do now" :cool:

# ? Nov 23, 2011 14:37

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# ? May 14, 2024 07:43

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

Criminal Minded posted:

So you got a hen, a chicken, and a rooster. The rooster, goes with the chicken. So who's, having sex, with the hen.

Something's missin'!

# ? Nov 23, 2011 15:04

Invis: Apr 26, 2010

'Pam'- I don't know the woman, but she sounds quite fetching

# ? Nov 23, 2011 15:45

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Invis posted:

'Pam'- I don't know the woman, but she sounds quite fetching

Jerry wouldn't know delicate beauty if it bludgeoned him over the head!

# ? Nov 23, 2011 16:28

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

I find tinsel distracting.

# ? Nov 23, 2011 16:47

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

This is by far my favorite instance of the "mumble" bit, cause Jerry totally gets away with it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2kYxb4dkmE

# ? Nov 23, 2011 16:50

thepokey: Jul 20, 2004; Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

Oh that's ok, I made reserva...

# ? Nov 23, 2011 17:26

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

mojo1701a posted:

I find tinsel distracting.

By the way, you're doing it too fast. You'll disorient the customers.

# ? Nov 23, 2011 21:04

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

Relayer posted:

This is by far my favorite instance of the "mumble" bit, cause Jerry totally gets away with it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2kYxb4dkmE

The one with the uh, with the _flavman

thepokey posted:

"I didn't think any cool guys lived in this neighborhood?"

"Well, they do now"

"Neighborhood's changin'"

# ? Nov 24, 2011 00:29

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

mojo1701a posted:

I find tinsel distracting.

Frank, no offense, but this holiday is a little *brrrrrrpt* out there

# ? Nov 24, 2011 01:29

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

My father put me through law school with the lobsters he caught. He would come home every night stinking of BRINE!

*continues munching the lobster*

# ? Nov 24, 2011 01:41

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

potee posted:

Frank, no offense, but this holiday is a little *brrrrrrpt* out there

I love how Kramer suddenly realizes, after enthusiastically endorsing it for the entire episode, that the concept of Festivus is totally insane.

# ? Nov 24, 2011 01:43

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

There are tribes in Indonesia where if you keep your coat on in somebody's house, the families go to war!

# ? Nov 24, 2011 02:01

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

DrBouvenstein posted:

By the way, you're doing it too fast. You'll disorient the customers.

I find it disorienting!

(that's one of my favorite jokes of the series)

# ? Nov 24, 2011 02:48

Criminal Minded: Jan 4, 2005; Spring break forever

The Festivus episode has so many of the best quotes.

"Many years ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached, for the last one they had...but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized, there had to be a better way!"

"It's time for the airing of grievances. I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE! And now, you're gonna hear about it. You, Kruger."
"Oh god..."
"My son tells me your company stinks! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date, with a babe...I lost my train of thought."

# ? Nov 24, 2011 05:41

Valhalska: May 3, 2007; Please do not be alarmed, we are about to engage...
The Nozzle.

Criminal Minded posted:

The Festivus episode has so many of the best quotes.

"Many years ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached, for the last one they had...but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized, there had to be a better way!"

"It's time for the airing of grievances. I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE! And now, you're gonna hear about it. You, Kruger."
"Oh god..."
"My son tells me your company stinks! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date, with a babe...I lost my train of thought."

Until you pin me, George, Festivus is not over!

# ? Nov 24, 2011 08:27

thepokey: Jul 20, 2004; Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

Oolarg posted:

Until you pin me, George, Festivus is not over!

THIS IS THE BEST FESTIVUS YET!

# ? Nov 24, 2011 11:56

ChickenMedium: Sep 2, 2001; Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Criminal Minded posted:

"Many years ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached, for the last one they had...but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized, there had to be a better way!"

"That must have been some doll!"

"Oh, she was."

# ? Nov 24, 2011 12:49

Sonic Euthanasia: Nov 3, 2010

I've discovered something even better than conjugal visit sex... fugitive sex

# ? Nov 24, 2011 13:46

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

"Frank, if Aunt Baby were alive today, how old would she be?"

"She'd never make it."

# ? Nov 24, 2011 17:43

Cage: Jul 17, 2003; www.revivethedrive.org

So much humor in those 4 little words, Frank is amazing.

# ? Nov 24, 2011 17:47

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Relayer posted:

"Frank, if Aunt Baby were alive today, how old would she be?"

"She'd never make it."

You're asking if your grandmother was bosom-y?

# ? Nov 24, 2011 18:26

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker