Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Martytoof posted:

I drove by "Lower Horning" street today and laughed.

Wooooooooooooo!

# ? Nov 23, 2011 18:06

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 17:20

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Martytoof posted:

I drove by "Lower Horning" street today and laughed.

You're used to it! WOOOOOOOOOOO!

# ? Nov 23, 2011 18:08

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Wooooooooooooo!

But he just said wooo? :confused:

# ? Nov 23, 2011 21:02

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

DrBouvenstein posted:

But he just said wooo?

No--that was air escaping from the folds of his fat!

# ? Nov 23, 2011 21:10

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

So this is what a human body feels like!

Hey, where's my antenna? Oh, here it is. It just moved.

But I'm not getting any reception. Maybe if I wiggle it a little...

# ? Nov 23, 2011 21:25

Klungar: Feb 12, 2008; Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

Rageaholic Monkey, no! You'll make God cry! :cry:

# ? Nov 23, 2011 21:33

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

DrBouvenstein posted:

But he just said wooo?

WHAT?!

# ? Nov 23, 2011 21:47

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

Coleman posted:

WHAT?!

What about "what"?

# ? Nov 23, 2011 21:59

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Uh -- what if we post some Futurama quotes possibly, because it's such a lovely thread perhaps?

# ? Nov 23, 2011 22:02

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Martytoof posted:

Uh -- what if we post some Futurama quotes possibly, because it's such a lovely thread perhaps?

What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy? :mad:

# ? Nov 23, 2011 22:06

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Martytoof posted:

Uh -- what if we post some Futurama quotes possibly, because it's such a lovely thread perhaps?

Why always the fighting?

claaack

# ? Nov 23, 2011 22:06

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Alter Ego posted:

What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?

But you ARE lazy, right? :ohdear:

# ? Nov 23, 2011 22:08

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Jerusalem posted:

But you ARE lazy, right?

Don't provoke him! He's bulging with what could be muscles!

# ? Nov 23, 2011 22:24

delljit: Feb 20, 2004; God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

spankmeister posted:

Why always the fighting?

claaack

Your student loans have been repaid?

# ? Nov 23, 2011 22:25

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

delljit posted:

Your student loans have been repaid?

How about loaning your old pal Coleman a few bucks, Mr. Millionaire.

# ? Nov 23, 2011 23:38

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

Jerusalem posted:

But you ARE lazy, right?

Ohes don't gets me starteds.

# ? Nov 23, 2011 23:51

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Coleman posted:

How about loaning your old pal Coleman a few bucks, Mr. Millionaire.

Thanks a BILLION! :smug:

# ? Nov 24, 2011 00:19

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Athenry posted:

Ohes don't gets me starteds.

I'm gonna puts my moves on hers.

WHOA-OA-OA-OOOOOOOOOA!

(this quote courtesy of a friend of mine who is not a Goon, but a huge Futurama fan.)

# ? Nov 24, 2011 05:35

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Alter Ego posted:

What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?

In the commentary, they couldn't decide if there's on Sal who is just always getting fired from one blue collar job and has to take another, or just a bunch of cloned Sals that were made to do all these blue collar jobs.

Plus, I likes my quotes with more meats on them.

# ? Nov 24, 2011 18:29

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

DrBouvenstein posted:

In the commentary, they couldn't decide if there's on Sal who is just always getting fired from one blue collar job and has to take another, or just a bunch of cloned Sals that were made to do all these blue collar jobs.

Plus, I likes my quotes with more meats on them.

Alter Ego has meat. He has more meat than you could handle!

# ? Nov 24, 2011 18:44

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

TravBot posted:

Alter Ego has meat. He has more meat than you could handle!

Travbot, you can talk trash, you can handle the ball, but look in your heart and ask yourself: are you funky enough to quote Futurama?

Are you?

# ? Nov 24, 2011 18:59

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

MariusLecter posted:

Travbot, you can talk trash, you can handle the ball, but look in your heart and ask yourself: are you funky enough to quote Futurama?

Are you?

Hellooooo, lawsuit.

# ? Nov 24, 2011 19:48

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Coleman does not look good for a truck-stop chick!

# ? Nov 24, 2011 22:48

Cryptic Edge: Aug 4, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

John Dough posted:

Thanks a BILLION!

More like 4.3

# ? Nov 24, 2011 23:25

Super Deuce: May 25, 2006; TOILETS
Oh, I like the smell of my own dumps.

sebzilla posted:

Coleman does not look good for a truck-stop chick!

Yosemite Sam?

# ? Nov 25, 2011 00:37

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

sebzilla posted:

Coleman does not look good for a truck-stop chick!

That was uncalled for.

# ? Nov 25, 2011 00:39

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Cryptic Edge posted:

More like 4.3

# ? Nov 25, 2011 01:02

SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

sebzilla posted:

Coleman does not look good for a truck-stop chick!

You're not really going to quote a truck-stop bathroom sandwich are you?

# ? Nov 25, 2011 12:25

Maxwells Demon: Jan 15, 2007

SeXReX posted:

You're not really going to quote a truck-stop bathroom sandwich are you?

I was, until you turned off the TV and turned on the lights.

# ? Nov 25, 2011 19:31

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Maxwells Demon posted:

I was, until you turned off the TV and turned on the lights.

HEY?! Now what am I supposed to watch and drink all day?!

# ? Nov 25, 2011 19:38

SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

On a monitor that old I bet you couldn't even make out my obscene quote.

# ? Nov 25, 2011 21:17

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

SeXReX posted:

On a monitor that old I bet you couldn't even make out my obscene quote.

Wait until the quotes on TravBots butt hear about this!

# ? Nov 25, 2011 21:19

IRQ: Sep 9, 2001; SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Coleman posted:

Wait until the quotes on TravBots butt hear about this!

What quotes? Tell us! NEIGH

# ? Nov 25, 2011 21:23

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

To induce vomiting, that was the solution!
:barf:

Oh, everywhere it went...what as Valentine's Day that was. :zoid:

# ? Nov 25, 2011 22:13

Klungar: Feb 12, 2008; Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

Soothing Action!_Action!_{_Action!} :zoid:

# ? Nov 25, 2011 22:45

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

And these are my Something Awful Fighting Mongooses!
A group of top nerds who's sole duty it is to quote Futurama.

# ? Nov 25, 2011 23:00

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Coleman posted:

Wait until the quotes on TravBots butt hear about this!

In the event of an emergency, my rear end can be used as a floatation device.

# ? Nov 25, 2011 23:23

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

That's using your rear end!

# ? Nov 25, 2011 23:25

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

TravBot posted:

In the event of an emergency, my rear end can be used as a floatation device.

It's no more difficult than stomping a puppy.

# ? Nov 26, 2011 00:03

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Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

sebzilla posted:

That's using your rear end!

Oh. Is it please?

# ? Nov 26, 2011 00:20

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