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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!
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Super Deuce
May 25, 2006
TOILETS
Oh, I like the smell of my own dumps.

TravBot posted:

In the event of an emergency, my rear end can be used as a floatation device.

That's the best thing I ever saw!

* # ? Nov 26, 2011 00:22
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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Super Deuce posted:

That's the best thing I ever saw!

It had a vampire and an explosion!

* # ? Nov 26, 2011 00:30
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Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

sebzilla posted:

It had a vampire and an explosion!
sebzilla, a fight scene has broken out at the special effects warehouse! Come quick before a firey explosion chases someone down a hallway!

* # ? Nov 26, 2011 00:34
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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

sebzilla posted:

It had a vampire and an explosion!

Bleh! :drac:

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

DrBouvenstein posted:

Bleh! :drac:

Whose blood?

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SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Some guy's.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

sebzilla posted:

It had a vampire and an explosion!

If you want to see who the REAL vampire is in all this, then look in this mirror! <:mad:>

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Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Jerusalem posted:

If you want to see who the REAL vampire is in all this, then look in this mirror! <:mad:>
Why should I believe you?

YOU'RE HITLER!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Help me Eva Braun! \:gonk:/

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Klungar
Feb 12, 2008

Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

Coleman posted:

Why should I believe you?

YOU'RE HITLER!

Saw it coming :jerkbag:

* # ? Nov 26, 2011 04:28
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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Jerusalem posted:

Help me Eva Braun! \:gonk:/

Hey...look at that weird mirror...

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smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.
It turns out it's man. :geno:

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

smashpro1 posted:

It turns out it's man. :geno:

That's the best thing I ever saw!

No really, I have yet to see a better reveal anywhere that tops that.

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Super Deuce
May 25, 2006
TOILETS
Oh, I like the smell of my own dumps.

Super Deuce posted:

That's the best thing I ever saw!

MariusLecter posted:

That's the best thing I ever saw!

No really, I have yet to see a better reveal anywhere that tops that.

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was already here.

* # ? Nov 26, 2011 07:48
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Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
SLEEP LITTLE DUMPLING! I HAVE REPLACED YOUR MOTHER!

Yaos fucked around with this message at 09:32 on Nov 26, 2011

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TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Yaos posted:

SLEEP LITTLE DUMPLING! I HAVE REPLACED YOUR MOTHER!

And now, the woman who MOMopolizes the robot industry...

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IUG
Jul 14, 2007

TravBot posted:

And now, the woman who MOMopolizes the robot industry...

I get it!

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Klungar
Feb 12, 2008

Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

IUG posted:

I get it!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

* # ? Nov 26, 2011 15:25
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IUG
Jul 14, 2007

Klungar posted:

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Ohhhhhhh, now I get it!

* # ? Nov 26, 2011 15:48
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Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

TravBot posted:

And now, the woman who MOMopolizes the robot industry...

Ladies and Gentlemen, my Quote feature Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available.

* # ? Nov 26, 2011 17:04
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TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Athenry posted:

Ladies and Gentlemen, my Quote feature Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available.

And we can use this machine gun to shoot them!

Yeeee haw! That was fun!

* # ? Nov 26, 2011 17:11
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IUG
Jul 14, 2007

TravBot posted:

And we can use this machine gun to shoot them!

SOMEBODY SAID SHOOT!
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SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Who did you call? Dial-a-bomb?!

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

John Dough posted:

Who did you call? Dial-a-bomb?!

If they put me in a quote, tell them to use the young MariusLecter.

MariusLecter fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Nov 26, 2011

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

MariusLecter posted:

If they put me in a quote, tell them to use the young MariusLecter.

MARIUSLECTER
LICKS BUTT

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Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

John Dough posted:

Who did you call? Dial-a-bomb?!
They have phones in booths now? Finally, now I don't have to lug this cell phone around.

Also.

Yous taught me a lesson in oggling cans I won't soons forget.

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Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Yaos posted:

They have phones in booths now? Finally, now I don't have to lug this cell phone around.

Also.

Yous taught me a lesson in oggling cans I won't soons forget.
What's this? *sniff* Another bathroom?

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Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

Coleman posted:

What's this? *sniff* Another bathroom?
My posts may only be worth a million dollars to you, but to me they're worthless.

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SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Coleman posted:

What's this? *sniff* Another bathroom?

It's a mobile apartment with no rent!

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Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum

Coleman posted:

What's this? *sniff* Another bathroom?

Oh, I'll be out in a second.

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Alter Ego posted:

MARIUSLECTER
LICKS BUTT

Lies, Lies and Slander!

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Clam Chowdown
May 8, 2006

That's an unacceptable answer, Donny!

MariusLecter posted:

Lies, Lies and Slander!

Accusing gentle Alter Ego of a misdeed? That's the last straw!

Get a job, you lazy kid!

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withheldmcfakename
Oct 30, 2011

did you know that
knuckles once smoked
out of a bong made
out of a disco ball?
How's the job market these days?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

withheldmcfakename posted:

How's the job market these days?

DOCTORATE DENIED!

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


 *tut tut* To shreds, you say.

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TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

sebzilla posted:

*tut tut* To shreds, you say.

And his wife? How is she holding up?

To shreds you say...

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SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
¿Hola? Profesor?

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Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

John Dough posted:

¿Hola? Profesor?
Crazy gibberish!

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


 Uh-huh. Yes. Mmm. Well, that's whatever you were talking about for you.

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

sebzilla posted:

Uh-huh. Yes. Mmm. Well, that's whatever you were talking about for you.

This quote came in very handy wit the last girl I dated. She's go off on something stupid about Harry Potter, Twilight, or her dumb friends so I'd stop paying attention, and just mutter that when I noticed she stopped talking.

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