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tvgm2 posted:This pen smells really bad... Is it too late for me to go to law school?
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mojo1701a posted:Is it anything like hitting a homer in softball? 'Cause I hit a whopper last week! Nice game, pretty boy!
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pleasantlyplump posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUaMzsNKR7Q And so concerned was he that word of his poor tennis skills would leak out, that he sent you his wife as some sort of medieval sexual payola?
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WouldDesk posted:The Dewey Decimal System... what a SCAM that was. Boy, that Dewey guy sure cleaned up!
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Max22 posted:Nice game, pretty boy! That's one magic loogie!
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I’d love to be a Civil War buff. … What do you have to do to be a buff?
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Birthday Cake posted:I’d love to be a Civil War buff. … What do you have to do to be a buff? So Biff wants to be a buff?
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jojoinnit posted:I should be buying you presents! I'm an old man! I'm confused! I thought I paid for it! What's my name? Will you take me home?
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potee posted:I'm an old man! I'm confused! I thought I paid for it! What's my name? Will you take me home? WILL YOU CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU GET HOME?
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Nov 29, 2011 00:47
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Birthday Cake posted:I’d love to be a Civil War buff. … What do you have to do to be a buff? I could be a 'land guy'.
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You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!
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Coffee And Pie posted:Eh, it's probably a union thing... Well, that's really not fair.
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My Father used to take me to the circus, when the Elephants went by he would scream curses at them, blaming them for all the ills of society.
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thepokey posted:My Father used to take me to the circus, when the Elephants went by he would scream curses at them, blaming them for all the ills of society. I had pony!
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thepokey posted:My Father used to take me to the circus, when the Elephants went by he would scream curses at them, blaming them for all the ills of society. You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no comedian. 
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safety dan posted:You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no comedian. You mean shrinkage?
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You're eating onions, you're spotting dimes, I don't know what the hell is going on!
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Seinfeld complete box set is $95 Amazon.com's current Lightning Deal right now. Buy or not to buy? edit: gently caress, too late
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Billy Zane posted:Seinfeld complete box set is $95 Amazon.com's current Lightning Deal right now. Buy or not to buy? it's only showing up as 84% claimed.
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mints posted:it's only showing up as 84% claimed. Weird, it was showing the original price earlier for me. Amazon 
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wa27 posted:It's ridiculous that we're a few years into the whole streaming video "revolution" and you can't see Seinfeld anywhere online. What is NBC's problem? tbs.com, crackle.com.
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wa27 posted:It's ridiculous that we're a few years into the whole streaming video "revolution" and you can't see Seinfeld anywhere online. What is NBC's problem? http://www.crackle.com/c/Seinfeld
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jojoinnit posted:tbs.com, crackle.com. It doesn't matter so much to me since I've got the DVDs. They need to get around to releasing the Blu-Rays already.
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potee posted:I had pony! Why would you leave a pony country to come to a non-pony country?!
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WarEternal posted:I'm not joking, she looks like Lyndon Johnson. Pepper Johnson?
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Why would I, a Julliard-trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor?
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It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife. The only friend who hasn't betrayed you. The only friend who won't be dead, by sunup. Sleep tight, mates...in your quilted chambray nightshirts.
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kami posted:Why would I, a Julliard-trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor? Quite possibly my favorite Kramer quote of the entire series. Just perfect in how ridiculous and hilarious it is.
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Poque posted:Quite possibly my favorite Kramer quote of the entire series. Just perfect in how ridiculous and hilarious it is. That's one of those lines I never understood as a kid but which absolutely slayed me when I finally understood.
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"I don't think I wanna date a mentor whose protege is a hack." "Well, I don't wanna date a protege whose mentor is a Costanza!"
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Ovaltine. ... ... Have you ever had this stuff? Why is it called Ovaltine? ... ... They should call it Roundtine. You know what I'm talking about.
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