Lets All Play Battletech and rewrite Inner Sphere history

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Affi: Dec 18, 2005; Break bread wit the enemy

X GON GIVE IT TO YA

Nine out of ten DEST ninjababes agree that range isn't everything. Try out the new Defiance AC/20!

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Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

WELP everyone got banned again.

Synirc: Backups is Lostech

# ? Nov 28, 2011 16:14

Axe-man: Apr 16, 2005; The product of hundreds of hours of scientific investigation and research.

The perfect meatball.; Clapping Larry

Keru posted:

WELP everyone got banned again.

Synirc: Backups is Lostech

I did call the admin who did it a moron, so i suppose everyone deserved that. sorry guys. remember to drink your Monster!

# ? Nov 28, 2011 16:16

Mukaikubo: Mar 14, 2006; "You treat her like a lady... and she'll always bring you home."

Affi posted:

Nine out of ten DEST ninjababes agree that range isn't everything. Try out the new Defiance AC/20!

You know, there is a girth vs length joke to be made here. I will not be the one who makes it.

# ? Nov 28, 2011 16:25

Son Ryo: Jun 13, 2007; Excuse me, do you know where Saiyans hang out?

Mukaikubo posted:

You know, there is a girth vs length joke to be made here. I will not be the one who makes it.

I'm pretty sure the post does a good enough job of making the joke for itself.

# ? Nov 28, 2011 16:38

Felime: Jul 10, 2009

Having trouble keeping your Gauss Rifle in the fight? Heavy PPC may be for you.

# ? Nov 28, 2011 16:59

AJ_Impy: Jun 17, 2007; SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?; Yam Slacker

Enemies laughing at the size of your armaments? HAG/40 will put a smile on your face.

# ? Nov 28, 2011 17:00

Narsham: Jun 5, 2008

Problems with premature detonation? CASE can help.

# ? Nov 28, 2011 17:17

Artificer: Apr 8, 2010; You're going to try ponies and you're. Going. To. LOVE. ME!!

You are all terrible people.

:allears:

# ? Nov 28, 2011 18:01

Ready! Set! Blow!: Jun 17, 2005; Red alert.

The One-Shot LRM-5: Because size doesn't matter.

# ? Nov 28, 2011 18:29

Axe-man: Apr 16, 2005; The product of hundreds of hours of scientific investigation and research.

The perfect meatball.; Clapping Larry

The One Shot Streak SRM 6: Cause you need to be able to blow on que.

Axe-man fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Nov 28, 2011

# ? Nov 28, 2011 18:31

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Stop making fun of peop... er, mechs with small lasers. :mad:

# ? Nov 28, 2011 18:34

ShadowDragon8685: Jan 23, 2011; Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember SD from such films as "Guys, I'm not sanguine about this Mech choice", "The Millstone of the Clans", and "Uppity Sperglord ilKhan"! Make sure to clear the date for his upcoming documentary, "How I ran a Star of Clan Mechs into the ground!"

Tarquinn posted:

Stop making fun of peop... er, mechs with small lasers.

Laddie, it's nae the size 'o the laser that counts, it's how accurate ye are with it.

O' course, failin' that, there is somethin' tae be said fer bringing a dozen o' the wee beasties tae the fight. Quantity has a quality all o' it's own.

# ? Nov 28, 2011 18:38

Artificer: Apr 8, 2010; You're going to try ponies and you're. Going. To. LOVE. ME!!

ShadowDragon8685 posted:

O' course, failin' that, there is somethin' tae be said fer bringing a dozen o' the wee beasties tae the fight. Quantity has a quality all o' it's own.

Okay this took a really, really disturbing turn.

# ? Nov 28, 2011 18:39

generally I prefer: Apr 17, 2006

My orders are in as well.

# ? Nov 28, 2011 18:40

raverrn: Apr 5, 2005; Unidentified spacecraft inbound from delta line.

All Silpheed squadrons scramble now!

The AC/5: Because not everyone is special.

# ? Nov 28, 2011 18:42

Rorac: Aug 19, 2011

The UAC/20: For when just once ain't enough.

# ? Nov 28, 2011 18:44

KnoxZone: Jan 27, 2007; If I die before I Wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take.

Is that everyone? Will we have an update this day of days?

I miss the early days with the Kell Hounds and the latter half of the Donegal Guards. Multiple updates every day~

# ? Nov 28, 2011 18:47

the JJ: Mar 31, 2011

Just remember to pace yourselves guys. Wouldn't want to overheat and blow off that ammo early.

# ? Nov 28, 2011 18:48

Arglebargle III: Feb 21, 2006

Artificer posted:

Okay this took a really, really disturbing turn.

Well that's really not such a big deal I mean... oh it's Shadowdragon868584838281

# ? Nov 28, 2011 19:06

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Oh, and to the person who pointed it out: You are correct. I've always mistaken the building movement table as a seperate part of the piloting tests table. Whoops.

I've been doing that for years too. No wonder my light 'Mechs can't stay on their feet.

VVVV Enough of that. Please.

PoptartsNinja fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Nov 28, 2011

# ? Nov 28, 2011 22:19

Chronojam: Feb 20, 2006; This is me on vacation in Amsterdam
Never be afraid of being yourself!

Rorac posted:

The UAC/20: For when just once ain't enough.

Give them two holes to think about.

# ? Nov 28, 2011 22:31

Nevets: Sep 11, 2002; Be they sad or be they well,
I'll make their lives a hell

PoptartsNinja posted:

VVVV Enough of that. Please.

Dammit, I had a whole slew of Trojendosteel Man jokes lined up.

# ? Nov 28, 2011 23:00

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Well, that ~~could be really~~ is extremely bad. D:

PoptartsNinja fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Nov 29, 2011

# ? Nov 29, 2011 00:27

the JJ: Mar 31, 2011

PoptartsNinja posted:

Well, that ~~could be really~~ is extremely bad. D:

Hang on, let me find that... :f5:

there we go.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 00:32

Ready! Set! Blow!: Jun 17, 2005; Red alert.

PoptartsNinja posted:

Well, that ~~could be really~~ is extremely bad. D:

Are we talking about Goonlance's rolls or the Trojendosteel Man jokes?

# ? Nov 29, 2011 00:36

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

I kinda wanna see the Trojendosteel jokes. I thought they were funny. Then again, I am immensely immature :downs:

# ? Nov 29, 2011 00:42

Axe-man: Apr 16, 2005; The product of hundreds of hours of scientific investigation and research.

The perfect meatball.; Clapping Larry

PoptartsNinja posted:

Well, that ~~could be really~~ is extremely bad. D:

Goon Lance is no more FWL collapses, no one in Btech notices.

:ohdear:

VVVVV

Axe-man fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Nov 29, 2011

# ? Nov 29, 2011 00:47

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Stop underestimating the ranges of LRMs, guys!

PoptartsNinja fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Nov 29, 2011

# ? Nov 29, 2011 00:49

Rick_Hunter: Jan 5, 2004; My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

PoptartsNinja posted:

Stop underestimating the ranges of LRMs, guys!

This does not bode well for out plucky heroes :saddowns:

# ? Nov 29, 2011 01:44

ActionZero: Jan 22, 2011; I act once more in
imitation of light

If only I actually knew the range of LRMs. This is going to turn out to be something I could have done with knowing.

edit: vvvvv yes I know but up until now it hadn't been something I needed to make myself aware of. I'm not actually annoyed that I didn't know or anything, largely amused that something hilariously bad is apparently going to happen.

ActionZero fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Nov 29, 2011

# ? Nov 29, 2011 01:46

KnoxZone: Jan 27, 2007; If I die before I Wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take.

ActionZero posted:

If only I actually knew the range of LRMs. This is going to turn out to be something I could have done with knowing.

PTN has the range of LRMs listed on his turn posts. He doesn't show the range of the enemies weapons, but the Orion has them.

Alternatively, you can always look on Sarna.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 01:48

Polaron: Oct 13, 2010; The Oncoming Storm

KnoxZone posted:

PTN has the range of LRMs listed on his turn posts. He doesn't show the range of the enemies weapons, but the Orion has them.

Alternatively, you can always look on Sarna.

Or ask.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 01:52

KnoxZone: Jan 27, 2007; If I die before I Wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take.

Polaron posted:

Or ask.

This too. I just assumed it was a given.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 01:53

generally I prefer: Apr 17, 2006

I have a sneaking suspicion that it's me that's hosed up actually, ActionZero. I mixed up which one was the Bombardier and I suspect I've given him a nice back shot =/

# ? Nov 29, 2011 02:02

KnoxZone: Jan 27, 2007; If I die before I Wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take.

Guitar_Hero posted:

I have a sneaking suspicion that it's me that's hosed up actually, ActionZero. I mixed up which one was the Bombardier and I suspect I've given him a nice back shot =/

All part of Justin-Xiang's master plan to become the first Chancellor of the Capellan League.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 02:06

jng2058: Jul 17, 2010; We have the tools, we have the talent!

KnoxZone posted:

All part of Justin-Xiang's master plan to become the first Chancellor of the Capellan League.

Dude's sleeping with Romano. Nothing short of becoming God-Emperor of the Known Universe could make that kind of sacrifice worthwhile. That girl is crazy.

_{Though I suppose we don't have proof she's as bat-poo poo nuts in this version of the universe as she was in the canon one, come to think of it.}

# ? Nov 29, 2011 02:24

Arquinsiel: Jun 1, 2006; "There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

You know what they say about sticking your dick in crazy.

The E/N thread will be GLORIOUS.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 03:00

TildeATH: Oct 21, 2010; by Lowtax

Seeing all these updates and seeing the content of them makes me think it's time for me to start my own LP:

Let's All Stop Playing Battletech and Take a Long, Cold Shower.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 03:23

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Gniwu: Dec 18, 2002

TildeATH posted:

Seeing all these updates and seeing the content of them makes me think it's time for me to start my own LP:

Let's All Stop Playing Battletech and Take a Long, Cold Shower.

Yeah. For the last time, everyone, PLEASE stop with these creep-posts. This wasn't a problem for several hundred pages - Why start now?

# ? Nov 29, 2011 03:53

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