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Renaissance Robot: Oct 10, 2010; Bite my furry metal ass

At least when Andrew does a total loving cop out, it's still funny.

I have no idea what music could suit this though.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 20:31

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# ? May 11, 2024 16:30

Pastrymancy: Feb 20, 2011; 11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

I'm a little disappointed that the shoosh pap scene concluded Karkat's arc, though. That guy had the best pesterlogs

# ? Nov 29, 2011 20:35

Regy Rusty: Apr 26, 2010

Pastrymancy posted:

I'm a little disappointed that the shoosh pap scene concluded Karkat's arc, though. That guy had the best pesterlogs

What? It's not like Karkat is going to be gone from the story or anything.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 20:43

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

Pastrymancy posted:

I'm a little disappointed that the shoosh pap scene concluded Karkat's arc, though. That guy had the best pesterlogs

uh I don't think that's, like, a hard cutoff for Karkat. You guys are kinda blowing one of his standard non-answers out of proportion here.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 20:45

Pastrymancy: Feb 20, 2011; 11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

Yeah, we probably won't get a definitive answer until the updates come along.

I still really miss the pre-scratch characters, though. Looking forward to seeing post-scratch Dave and Rose.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 20:53

Plom Bar: Jun 5, 2004; hardest time i ever done

The Fucky posted:

So, I guess Karkat's lusus is a "crabdad" in official canon now. Cool?

Karkat himself called it Crabdad when he told John about its death. This isn't news.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 21:08

creationist believer: Feb 16, 2007; College Slice

Plom Bar posted:

Karkat himself called it Crabdad when he told John about its death. This isn't news.

Save your excitement for if/when Seahorsedad becomes canon.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 21:12

Dementedghost: Jan 7, 2010; Running 1.86 miles without dying is literally impossible

I went with escape pod on the latest album.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 21:39

Android Blues: Nov 22, 2008

Crabdad is similar in construction to crawdad so it's not really a weird name for a weird animal to have in a jungle.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 21:42

Talorat: Sep 18, 2007; Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?

Yep, there's pretty much no way that monster isn't going to show up later at the worst possible time.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 21:47

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Talorat posted:

Yep, there's pretty much no way that monster isn't going to show up later at the worst possible time.

Yep. It's perfectly safe for Jake to let his guard down, even for a second!

# ? Nov 29, 2011 21:56

TVs Ian: Jun 1, 2000; Such graceful, delicate creatures.

I can't wait for Jake to encounter a giant, rampaging Tinkerbull.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 22:00

Slime: Jan 3, 2007

TVs Ian posted:

I can't wait for Jake to encounter a giant, rampaging Tinkerbull.

It will be the size of an ordinary flying bull and will want to be his friend.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 22:06

King of Solomon: Oct 23, 2008; S S

TVs Ian posted:

I can't wait for Jake to encounter a giant, rampaging Tinkerbull.

That...that was uncanny. :stare:

# ? Nov 29, 2011 22:11

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

King of Solomon posted:

That...that was uncanny.

It was also sad.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 22:12

damn chimera: Jan 31, 2007; EMERGENCY
EMERGENCY
EMERGENCY

TVs Ian posted:

I can't wait for Jake to encounter a giant, rampaging Tinkerbull.

Hahahah holy poo poo

# ? Nov 29, 2011 22:13

Roleplaying Larry: Dec 5, 2008

Hopefully this means he will prototype it.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 22:13

Supercar Gautier: Jun 10, 2006

Hahahaha, get owned Tinkerbailures.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 22:13

Hamiltonian Bicycle: Apr 26, 2008; !

Amazing timing there. Poor Tinkerbull(esque creatures) can't catch a break wherever they go.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 22:13

Spellman: May 31, 2011

CidGregor posted:

So I'm not really "with it" on this whole tumblr craze because I am a crotchety old man, someone explain this statement to me:

As far as I'm aware it's not dissimilar to pretty much any other blogger site, so unless your friends list feed is jam-packed with homestuck stuff I'm not really sure why it would be noticeable let alone insufferable if a bunch of random strangers were posting art on their own blogs elsewhere on the site entirely....?

It's the news feed on your dashboard that most people browse through. Say you were following someone who used to draw and post all this good stuff, and then one day they discover Homestuck and all of the sudden they're drawing all these trolls making out with each other. Or imagine from an outsider's perspective: This thread getting transported into other people's news feeds, with the added bonus of whatever weird-rear end theories people have about the story UNCUT and UNFILTERED.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 22:14

Boneless Jogger: Apr 20, 2010

Hahaha, Tinkerbull will never stop having hilariously quick deaths.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 22:15

HalfHazard: Mar 29, 2010

So I'm guessing the fact that Crabdad is here implies the lusii could also be associated with LE. They're part of how he (or his lieutenants) prep the scratched session for victory: they'd be used to fighting really vicious or gigantic monsters already, and so have an easier time in the game.

Also, Chaotic Strength is perfect for this fight. :black101:

Oh hah, and it updated while I was typing. Tinkerbull just cannot stop dying in hilariously sad ways. :cawg:

# ? Nov 29, 2011 22:17

rokkit: Apr 2, 2010; HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk!

TVs Ian posted:

I can't wait for Jake to encounter a giant, rampaging Tinkerbull.

I laughed, I cried. Poor lil' dude can't catch a break.

Also: i guess this explains Jake's sheets...

# ? Nov 29, 2011 22:17

TVs Ian: Jun 1, 2000; Such graceful, delicate creatures.

King of Solomon posted:

That...that was uncanny.

Aw, now I feel bad. Curse my inappropriate timing.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 22:19

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

Kill fuckin fairybulls erryday.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 22:20

Well Manicured Man: Aug 21, 2010; Well Manicured Mort

Poor Tinkerbull :ohdear:

What lusus is next?

# ? Nov 29, 2011 22:20

YggiDee: Sep 12, 2007; WASP CREW

Is there a Gl'bgolyb? We're all hosed.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 22:22

Kite Pride Worldwide: Apr 20, 2009

YggiDee posted:

Is there a Gl'bgolyb? We're all hosed.

The whole vine mass is Gl'bgolyb: the pumpkins are some sort of weird fungal growth :v:

# ? Nov 29, 2011 22:23

Eiba: Jul 26, 2007

HalfHazard posted:

So I'm guessing the fact that Crabdad is here implies the lusii could also be associated with LE. They're part of how he (or his lieutenants) prep the scratched session for victory: they'd be used to fighting really vicious or gigantic monsters already, and so have an easier time in the game.

I think it's just as likely that they're just Alternian animals, and their reason for being here is the same as the reason the Troll empress is here.

That reason isn't crystal clear, but there's already quite a few established links between the Trolls' world and Earth B2, so I don't think it necessarily suggests Lord English shenanigans.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 22:25

Walliard: Dec 29, 2010; Oppan Windfall Style

This gets even better when you remember how Grandpa Jake died in the original timeline.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 22:48

H.P. Shivcraft: Mar 17, 2008; STAY UNRULY, YOU HEARTLESS MONSTERS!

TVs Ian posted:

I can't wait for Jake to encounter a giant, rampaging Tinkerbull.

"Later you also shot an adorable two-mouthed wildcat."

# ? Nov 29, 2011 22:50

MrBims: Sep 25, 2007; by Ralp

Walliard posted:

This gets even better when you remember how Grandpa Jake died in the original timeline.

But tinkerbull didn't have anything to do with that, that was Tavros.

So begins Mr. English's path to the dark side.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 22:51

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Walliard posted:

This gets even better when you remember how Grandpa Jake died in the original timeline.

Or when you remember Jake's track record with dual-wielding pistols.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 22:55

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

Jake, that was a clean shot you should be proud. You are really bringing down my image of Grandpa Harley the Big Game Hunter. He'd forget about all that robot nonsense and stuff and mount that little tinkerbull, then go back out with a bigger gun to chase down that crabdad, tally ho the game's afoot.

Then have tea with a blue stuffed doll. Get with the loving program, Jake.

# ? Nov 29, 2011 23:13

Happy Yeti: Jun 1, 2011

Eiba posted:

I think it's just as likely that they're just Alternian animals, and their reason for being here is the same as the reason the Troll empress is here.

That reason isn't crystal clear, but there's already quite a few established links between the Trolls' world and Earth B2, so I don't think it necessarily suggests Lord English shenanigans.

Or maybe the transmaterializer was locked on the troll wiggler caverns when Grandma Jade first found it, and she went on a transmaterialzing spree like Jake did with the pumpkins. If that thing can reach into the first iteration of the universe it's in, getting to a completely different universe should be easy.

Also, Kidmom is the best New Kid :3: