Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Monicro posted:

*saw saw saw*

Erk! You removed my-- *gag* *choke* *collapse*

:ocelot:

Gotcha

# ? Nov 30, 2011 04:04

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 19:39

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Alter Ego posted:

53?! Awwww...now I'll need a fake ID to rent UltraPorn.

53? 53?! Now that's all I can think about! I'm going to kill you you no good...53-ing!

:ese:

# ? Nov 30, 2011 04:05

Yaos: Feb 22, 2003; She is a cat of significant gravy.

DrBouvenstein posted:

53? 53?! Now that's all I can think about! I'm going to kill you you no good...53-ing!

Now stand back, I gotta practice my stabbing.

# ? Nov 30, 2011 05:05

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Monicro posted:

*saw saw saw*

Monicro is gagging on my gas bladder! What an honor!

# ? Nov 30, 2011 05:17

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Yaos posted:

Now stand back, I gotta practice my stabbing.

You ever kill a man with a sock? It's not that hard.

# ? Nov 30, 2011 07:21

Klungar: Feb 12, 2008; Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

kangal posted:

Monicro is gagging on my gas bladder! What an honor!

Are you coming on to me? :confused:

# ? Nov 30, 2011 17:17

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Klungar posted:

Are you coming on to me?

I'm soooooooo into yoooou.

# ? Nov 30, 2011 17:25

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Coleman posted:

I'm soooooooo into yoooou.

Why always the fighting? :zoid:

# ? Nov 30, 2011 17:28

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

smashpro1 posted:

You ever kill a man with a sock? It's not that hard.

Perhaps you should try killing...OGG, GORILLA EMPEROR OF EARTH!

# ? Nov 30, 2011 17:51

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Alter Ego posted:

Perhaps you should try killing...OGG, GORILLA EMPEROR OF EARTH!

I don't recall ever fighting Gorilla... but that is SO what I would have done.

# ? Nov 30, 2011 17:58

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Alter Ego posted:

Perhaps you should try killing...OGG, GORILLA EMPEROR OF EARTH!

Monkeys aren't donkeys!

# ? Nov 30, 2011 21:14

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

Hey Fry, check it out!

http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2011/11/28/futurama-fanarama-futurama-adventure-time-mashup/

# ? Nov 30, 2011 21:27

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Wow, check out that guy! He makes Adventure Time look like Futurama.

# ? Nov 30, 2011 22:57

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

MariusLecter posted:

Wow, check out that guy! He makes Adventure Time look like Futurama.

Oh. Your. GOD.

# ? Nov 30, 2011 23:22

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Alter Ego posted:

Oh. Your. GOD.

First I was God, and then I met God!

# ? Nov 30, 2011 23:45

Yaos: Feb 22, 2003; She is a cat of significant gravy.

Ah, some good old high gravity posts. That'll cool us off.

# ? Dec 1, 2011 00:29

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Alter Ego posted:

Perhaps you should try killing...OGG, GORILLA EMPEROR OF EARTH!

We're OGG, GORILLA EMPEROR OF EARTH! exterminators! :downs:

# ? Dec 1, 2011 00:47

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Jerusalem posted:

We're OGG, GORILLA EMPEROR OF EARTH! exterminators!

Oh yeah? Then you won't have any trouble exterminating this OGG, GORILLA EMPEROR OF EARTH!

# ? Dec 1, 2011 04:53

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

sebzilla posted:

First I was God, and then I met God!

You can't count on that guy for nothing! He told me so himself!

# ? Dec 1, 2011 04:59

Klungar: Feb 12, 2008; Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

Athenry posted:

You can't count on that guy for nothing! He told me so himself!

You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket.

# ? Dec 1, 2011 05:09

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Klungar posted:

You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket.

Like a balloon, and... Something bad happens!

# ? Dec 1, 2011 05:13

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

TravBot posted:

Oh yeah? Then you won't have any trouble exterminating this OGG, GORILLA EMPEROR OF EARTH!

He will digest us with his system of mighty organs! :ohdear:

# ? Dec 1, 2011 06:52

delljit: Feb 20, 2004; God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

TravBot posted:

Like a balloon, and... Something bad happens!

ABANDON SHIP!!!

# ? Dec 1, 2011 13:19

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

delljit posted:

ABANDON SHIP!!!

You could have picked a better time to break up with the ship, delljit.

# ? Dec 1, 2011 13:50

Klungar: Feb 12, 2008; Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

MariusLecter posted:

You could have picked a better time to break up with the ship, delljit.

Wow MariusLecter, are you and the ship an item? I mean, I know you're both items but-

# ? Dec 1, 2011 15:44

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

I've finally discovered what I need to be happy, and it's not friends. It's things.

# ? Dec 1, 2011 16:48

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

sebzilla posted:

I've finally discovered what I need to be happy, and it's not friends. It's things.

I can't hate what is essentially me. I love me!

# ? Dec 1, 2011 17:21

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

I can't hate what is essentially me. I love me!

I'm not sad... because I finally found someone as great as me.

# ? Dec 1, 2011 17:25

Klungar: Feb 12, 2008; Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

Coleman posted:

I'm not sad... because I finally found someone as great as me.

Make new friends, but keep the old...

# ? Dec 1, 2011 17:47

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Klungar posted:

Make new friends, but keep the old...

One is Klungar...

# ? Dec 1, 2011 17:49

Klungar: Feb 12, 2008; Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

Coleman posted:

One is Klungar...

And the other is Cole_{_man}!

# ? Dec 1, 2011 18:16

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Klungar posted:

And the other is Cole_{_man}!

That's exactly where I was hoping you would go (most people on the internets do call me Cole anyway.)

Also;

TravBot come back! He's stuck in a loop!

# ? Dec 1, 2011 18:19

Klungar: Feb 12, 2008; Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

Coleman posted:

That's exactly where I was hoping you would go (most people on the internets do call me Cole anyway.)

Yeah, it ended up pseudo-rhyming very nicely

Coleman posted:

Also;

TravBot come back! He's stuck in a loop!

She's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot. Well, that's love for you. v :shobon:

# ? Dec 1, 2011 18:24

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Good news, everyone!

I've invented a post that makes you read this text in your head--in my voice!

# ? Dec 1, 2011 18:25

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

Alter Ego posted:

Good news, everyone!

I've invented a post that makes you read this text in your head--in my voice!

Nixon with charisma? Why, I could rule the world!

# ? Dec 1, 2011 18:35

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Athenry posted:

Nixon with charisma? Why, I could rule the world!

SHUT UP DAMMIT!

# ? Dec 1, 2011 19:54

Thwomp: Apr 10, 2003; BA-DUHHH; Grimey Drawer

Alter Ego posted:

Good news, everyone!

I've invented a post that makes you read this text in your head--in my voice!

Unfortunately, it only translates it into a dead language.

# ? Dec 1, 2011 19:56

Klungar: Feb 12, 2008; Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

Thwomp posted:

Unfortunately, it only translates it into a dead language.

Bonjour!

# ? Dec 1, 2011 19:59

Heliotrope: Aug 17, 2007; You're fucking subhuman

Klungar posted:

Bonjour!

Crazy gibberish! :argh:

# ? Dec 1, 2011 20:00

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 19:39

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

I am a Futurama quoter, sworn to protect the weak from crazy gibberish.

# ? Dec 1, 2011 20:17

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