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Now someone do It's Not Unusual (to be loathed by everyone).
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Shitberries would totally work to the tune of "Sherry" by Frankie Valli
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Dec 2, 2011 19:24
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IRQ posted:Here lies BUTTASS. 
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Dec 2, 2011 19:40
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Aurubin posted:In a way, I hope her spat of bloody diarrhea becomes a plot point. I tend to play devil's advocate in forum arguments, but even if there is symbolism or veiled hints to the future, I really don't want to pick it out of poop. (wakka wakka) I think it was her period, foreshadowing the return of Zombie Khal Drogo.
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Dec 2, 2011 20:08
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Shitberries would totally work to the tune of "Sherry" by Frankie Valli
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Dec 2, 2011 20:11
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Ross posted:I think it was her period, foreshadowing the return of Zombie Khal Drogo. Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Dec 2, 2011 |
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Dec 2, 2011 20:32
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smarion2 posted:I hate you right now. I can not get this out of my head. Shhiiittttt Berrrryyyy Shitberrryyy babyyyyy Well if it's any consolation I'm suffering along with you. Just with "lovely berries" in place of Sherry baby
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Dec 2, 2011 20:37
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Well, it's not about berries, but as I was trying to think of a suitable song for ASoIaF this one came to mind and I ran with it. Goodbye To Gurm (To the tune of and based on 'Goodbye To You,' as performed by Scandal) Those times I waited for you seem so long ago. I loved your books far too much to ever let them go. You know you never got by the Meereen knot; Eleven years and we're still in the same spot. It's strangely easy to say Goodbye to you. Goodbye to yoooooooooooou! Could I have loved some books like this one I read from you? I remember the good times baby now, and the bad times too. These last two books of holding on, The pacing's bad, the thrill is gone. Guess it's better to say Goodbye to you. Goodbye to yoooooooooooou! Goodbye to you. Goodbye to yoooooooooooou! 'Cause baby, it's too late now. Won't help to blog about it. It's not the same. The lemoncakes just aren't the same. And my bile, and my bile, And my bile can't stand the strain. And the rape, and the rape, And the rape won't leave my brain. And my bile, and my bile, And my bile can't stand the strain. And the rape, and the rape, And the raaaaaaaape.... Goodbye to yoooooooou! Goodbye to yoooooooooou! Goodbye to you! Goodbye to yoooooooooou! Could I have loved some books like this one I read from you? Hey, I remember the good times baby now, and the bad times too. Even the best things have to end When whores go wrong and words are wind. You know nothing, Gurm, so Goodbye to you. Goodbye to yoooooooooooou! Goodbye to you Goodbye to yoooooooooooooooooooou! Goodbye, Jaime. So long, Arya. Goodbye to you! Goodbye to yoooooooooooooooooooou!
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Dec 2, 2011 21:37
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Anybody that kills the Khal becomes the Khal.
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Dec 2, 2011 21:47
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Aurubin posted:I glossed over her last chapter to be honest, waiting for the making GBS threads to end. If she had her period that's significant in the way that she's no longer barren, but hell, how could her ability to have kids impact the end of the story? I hope GRRM doesn't use a timeskip, they're a real copout. Can someone describe what this making GBS threads is all about? I'm not kidding when I say that I finished ADwD two weeks ago and I can't remember a single thing about the final chapters with Dany.
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Vertigus posted:Can someone describe what this making GBS threads is all about? I'm not kidding when I say that I finished ADwD two weeks ago and I can't remember a single thing about the final chapters with Dany. There was whine, poop, vagblood, and some random khal turned up. Nothing actually happened though, so...
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Dec 2, 2011 22:20
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Dany had a spirit journey, only instead of a spirit guide she had red berries which caused near-fatal diarrhea. And also maybe jumpstarted her ovaries again.
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Dec 2, 2011 22:24
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Maytag posted:Anybody that kills the Khal becomes the Khal. I had an old Mac game called Castles (I think) where if you killed the pope then you got to be the pope. Maybe GRRM has played this game.
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Dec 2, 2011 22:51
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Welcome back, bad thread.
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Dec 3, 2011 04:45
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my cat is norris posted:Now I'm pretty sure www was singing my much-beloved song about pussycats but I have no idea what you've got going on here FogTripper. Well poo poo (not literal poo poo), If I'd have known we were going all Tom Jones and stuff...
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whowhatwhere posted:Dany had a spirit journey, only instead of a spirit guide she had red berries which caused near-fatal diarrhea. And also maybe jumpstarted her ovaries again. Zombie ovaries. May as well count that as zombie v6.0
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batomys posted:- Ford The River - You capsized! - JCONN has contracted GREYDICK. - Your boat has lost 64 lbs of bear meat, 6 pairs of child sized clothing, blue hair dye, and an axle. - TYRION has died of SYPHILIS. bigmcgaffney fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Dec 3, 2011 |
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Dec 3, 2011 06:24
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-You are in Meereen - Go forward -You cannot go that way - Go forward -You cannot go that way - Go forward -You cannot go that way - Go forward -You cannot go that way - Go forward -You cannot go that way - Go forward -You cannot go that way - Go forward -You cannot go that way - Go forward -You cannot go that way - Go forward -You cannot go that way - Go Backward -You find a kahlasar
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Dec 3, 2011 14:17
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Welp that pretty much just made my morning. No singing last night; sorry! I'll record soon.
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Dec 3, 2011 15:21
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Ross posted:I think it was her period, foreshadowing the return of Zombie Khal Drogo. Her thoughts imply that she's been used to having her period the whole time since Drogo died, but then thinks back a bit and realises that she hasn't had it for a while recently. The blood is her miscarrying Dario's lovechild due to poisoning herself with shitberries.
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Dec 3, 2011 17:12
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you are lost.... and boring
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Welcome to The Bad Thread We've got lemoncake We got nips on our breast plate Dany shits on the ground We are the people that image spam Emptyquote for days If you've got the pizza, honey, poo poo in dick disease In The Bad Thread Welcome to The Bad Thread Watch it bring you to your Shananananana knees, knees I wanna eat some neeps Welcome to The Bad Thread We take it post by post If you want to talk the books This ain't the thread for you And he's a very tubby Gurm That only knows to eat, You can read the series But you'd best stop at book three In The Bad Thread Welcome to the Bad Thread Feel Gurm's, Gurm's, Gurm's serpentine I, I wanna eat some neeps :guitar solo: Welcome to The Bad Thread It gets worse here every page Ya learn ta post like a true Wild Card In The Bad Thread where we play If you got a hunger for some closure You'd better stop reading now You can have anything you want But it better not be Winds of Winter In The Bad Thread Welcome to The Bad Thread Watch it bring you to your Shanananana knees, knees I wanna eat some neeps And when Bran wargs into Hodor He makes him kill both the Reeds the Reeds the Reeds the Reeds YEAH! :guitar solo: You know where you are? You're in The Bad Thread baby YOU GON GET RAPED In The Bad Thread Welcome to The Bad Thread Watch it bring you to your Shananana knees, knees In The Bad Thread Welcome to The Bad Thread Feel Gurm's, Gurm's, Gurm's, serpentine Bad Thread Welcome to The Bad Thread Watch it bring you to your Shananana knees, knees In The Bad Thread Welcome to The Bad Thread Watch it bring you to your It's gonna get you banned HWUH!
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Dec 5, 2011 06:14
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GRRM's version of the Hungry Little Caterpillar
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Dec 5, 2011 06:29
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After seeing daylight for the first time yesterday due to a corrupt save game file for Skyrim, I come here and notice that this has evolved into the Bad Thread faster than I expected!
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Dec 5, 2011 06:55
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Contra Calculus posted:I was talking about uncle Kev, man. I guess that really wasn't clear though considering the guy I quoted referred to three different characters. He got shot by an arrow, what did you want him to do after that? pull it out and use his Krav Maga on the kids?
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Dec 5, 2011 06:56
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Obviously GRRM meant that this would be a trilogy of trilogies...
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Dec 5, 2011 12:22
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The Trilogy of Hooking Up the Audience. The Trilogy of Nothing Happens. The Trilogy of Let's Wrap This poo poo up (written by HBO producers after the death of GRRM)
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Dec 5, 2011 12:28
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Come now, ADWD served the vital purpose of setting things up for the next book. For example, Dany's romance with Daario is foreshadowing for when she falls for that bad-boy Euron Crow's Eye.
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Dec 5, 2011 17:13
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The bad thread lives on, stronger and badder than ever before.
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Dec 5, 2011 17:54
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Under the sea, threads are great and the food lists you! Oh I know I know I know
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Dec 5, 2011 20:39
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Book n+1 where n is an integer greater than 3 served the valuable purpose of setting things up for book n+2.
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bigmcgaffney posted:- Ford The River Mereenese Trail would be the best game ever. 
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Noted Literally posted:Come now, ADWD served the vital purpose of setting things up for the next book. For example, Dany's romance with Daario is foreshadowing for when she falls for that bad-boy Euron Crow's Eye. Euron is totally going to fist Dany with his magic arm and control her like a puppet for her dragons. Dragonbinder is a red herring.
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geeves posted:Euron is totally going to fist Dany with his magic arm and control her like a puppet for her dragons. Dragonbinder is a red herring. You mean Victorian? 
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Dec 6, 2011 01:49
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VaultAggie posted:You mean Victorian? Victorian will be warged into by Euron. So Dany will be a doublepuppet.
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Dec 6, 2011 01:56
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VaultAggie posted:You mean Victorian? Dammit, yes, Victarion. Noted Literally posted:Victorian will be warged into by Euron. So Dany will be a doublepuppet. But this made my error worth it 
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my cat is norris posted:I'll sing anything, I'm just not a very good lyricist. Gurm, get out of Meereen Or these books will never end Oh this series just won't end
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Oh Dany you You're starting to bleeeeed Your sterility's at an end Oh Theon yooooou Got nothing between your kneeeees Weak weak it rhymes with Reek Freak freak it rhymes with Reek
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Dec 6, 2011 07:35
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Ooh let's do something Christmas-like. 
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I had a dream last night that at the end of ADWD (even though I already read it months ago), Viserys is actually still alive and being held prisoner by the secret Big Bad Guy, Vaevictis Asmadi (http://magiccards.info/ch/en/124.html). Vaevictis Asmadi then ate Viserys, and the whole thing was being observed by Darth Vader, who was pulling the strings all along... I think my brain is still barfing up trauma from the Dark Tower series, 6 years later. 
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