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A Curvy Goonette: Jul 3, 2007; "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.

flyboi posted:

eeeeeeee derpcatte

# ? Dec 6, 2011 05:27

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# ? Jun 13, 2024 06:17

bowling 4 buttcoins: Mar 13, 2011

in for the pettes?

# ? Dec 6, 2011 05:32

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

do you know why goons fuckin own?

because one of em is givin another 600 bux and change to the charitys and buying a little something for everyone in the catte show

thats why goons fuckin own

# ? Dec 6, 2011 05:36

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

Oh man, this was the best. I hear this little noise...

...and then a catte head just slowly appears from the top of my monitor as she peers over at me. And then she realises I've spotted her and she jumps away quickly.

I dread to think what would've happened has I not noticed. Was that an attempt on my very life?

:catstare:

# ? Dec 6, 2011 05:49

milquetoast child: Jun 27, 2003; literally

Armadillos! posted:

Oh man, this was the best. I hear this little noise...

...and then a catte head just slowly appears from the top of my monitor as she peers over at me. And then she realises I've spotted her and she jumps away quickly.

I dread to think what would've happened has I not noticed. Was that an attempt on my very life?

Esteban, on occasion, will sit in the window right behind my monitors, and he can if he REALLY wants to, flatten himself out and struggle mightily to get under the monitors, usually raising them in the process and knocking poo poo everywhere. he does this super stealthily and I never notice him writhing around mere inches from me. He usually watches my eyes to see if I "see" him, but I ignore him (not that I could detect his presence if I wanted to). after completing his passage underneath the monitors, he has attacked my mouse hand with a butt wiggle, surprising it entirely. It would be cuter if he wasn't taller than my monitors.

# ? Dec 6, 2011 07:24

got dat wmd: Apr 28, 2009

armadillios do not post here and do not masturabate to cats

# ? Dec 6, 2011 07:27

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

dee eight posted:

do you know why goons fuckin own?

because one of em is givin another 600 bux and change to the charitys and buying a little something for everyone in the catte show

thats why goons fuckin own

# ? Dec 6, 2011 07:36

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

shamelessly stolen from some dude on reddit but these guys would be better off over here anyway:

# ? Dec 6, 2011 07:42

zynga dot com: Nov 11, 2001; wtf jill im not a bear!!!

A dossier and a state of melted brains: The Jess campaign has it all.

scarlett johansson's save 79% off the cover price on 7 energy boosting tricks

# ? Dec 6, 2011 08:06

sleepy gary: Jan 11, 2006

duTrieux posted:

shamelessly stolen from some dude on reddit but these guys would be better off over here anyway:

Kindle-compatible cattes.

# ? Dec 6, 2011 08:08

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

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El Gar posted:

look at dat fukken catte

i feel bad for that cat but i would not adopt a cat that was used to making GBS threads pretty mcuh anywhere it wanted

# ? Dec 6, 2011 08:58

fork bomb: Apr 26, 2010

Trig Discipline posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra58oCnMaV8&t=76s

chewed up has been my fave set so far

# ? Dec 6, 2011 09:02

bowling 4 buttcoins: Mar 13, 2011

Armadillos! posted:

Oh man, this was the best. I hear this little noise...

...and then a catte head just slowly appears from the top of my monitor as she peers over at me. And then she realises I've spotted her and she jumps away quickly.

I dread to think what would've happened has I not noticed. Was that an attempt on my very life?

Would you rape my cat?

# ? Dec 6, 2011 09:15

Swolegoat: Nov 4, 2011

He who controls the string, controls the catte

# ? Dec 6, 2011 11:01

A Curvy Goonette: Jul 3, 2007; "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.

I was laying on the couch last night falling asleep when i kept hearing this weird thumping sound coming from the room where Percy can look out the window. Turns out that he spotted a rabbit (in 2 degree weather, don't know how it survived) and his tail was swishing so hard it was smacking the window behind him like a dog. Cuuuute.

# ? Dec 6, 2011 13:50

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Cleo busy loafing on my laptop when I wanted to work.

# ? Dec 6, 2011 14:05

relative_q: Sep 9, 2008; shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga

ahhh spiders posted:

i feel bad for that cat but i would not adopt a cat that was used to making GBS threads pretty mcuh anywhere it wanted

how do you know that cat was used to making GBS threads wherever it wanted

also magda was a stray before i got her. it took her a couple of days to figure out the litter box, but once she figured out that you poop in it instead of next to it, it's been smooth sailing. well, except for the time she pooped in the bathtub, but i think she was just being a jerk.

# ? Dec 6, 2011 14:23

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

fork bomb posted:

chewed up has been my fave set so far

have you seen hilarious? chewed up is pro but i think hilarious is my fave

# ? Dec 6, 2011 14:27

Stringent: Dec 22, 2004; image text goes here

cat in the kotatsu

# ? Dec 6, 2011 14:30

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

Stringent posted:

cat in the kotatsu

i know its probably fine but seeing a heating element in close proximity to flesh and fabric freaks me out :ohdear:

# ? Dec 6, 2011 14:33

MA-Horus: Dec 3, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Radio Paranoia posted:

Cleo busy loafing on my laptop when I wanted to work.

pro loaffe

# ? Dec 6, 2011 14:54

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

# ? Dec 6, 2011 15:23

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

aaag popcorn

# ? Dec 6, 2011 15:40

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

how the f is a kotatsu useful

# ? Dec 6, 2011 15:41

Fart Cannon: Oct 12, 2008; College Slice

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

# ? Dec 6, 2011 15:44

Yalloglanchie: Jul 19, 2009; nose to anus

El Gar posted:

oh my god

# ? Dec 6, 2011 16:28

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

i had a dream last night of this catte i never knew about before and a house i never lived in, but i found a cat i forgot about outside and i was worried it was starving, so i brought it inside, and it kept escaping out the windows. i kept making sure i closed them all but it would always find one that was open!!!

# ? Dec 6, 2011 16:44

802.11weed: May 9, 2007; ^no

graph posted:

how the f is a kotatsu useful

itsthe only heating in the house

# ? Dec 6, 2011 16:51

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

graph posted:

how the f is a kotatsu useful

seriouspost in japanu houses aren't insulated worth a poo poo. either they are sticky hot or loving ice cold. great idea actually, and it's a pro catte lounge area.

# ? Dec 6, 2011 16:52

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

A FUCKTON OF WEED posted:

seriouspost in japanu houses aren't insulated worth a poo poo. either they are sticky hot or loving ice cold. great idea actually, and it's a pro catte lounge area.

gotcha, thank

# ? Dec 6, 2011 16:54