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FogHelmut posted:Speaking of UFC, I was just as shocked as Ellis when Howard started conversing with him about how Gracie Jiu-Jitsu changed MMA. Howard has mentioned in the past that he liked MMA. No idea how far he actually goes with it though.
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# ? Dec 5, 2011 18:48 |
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A Intimate Rimjobs posted:I think Howard had Tito Ortiz on with Jenna Jameson before he got old and bad and domestic-abusey, so I imagine he learned that BJJ was a thing back then. Oh right, and Chuck Liddell was on Dancing With the Stars.
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# ? Dec 5, 2011 18:49 |
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And his sexual fantasy power trip Chuck Zito.
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# ? Dec 5, 2011 19:20 |
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Hey guys, I found some of the shots that Howard took yesterday for Ralph's magazine
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# ? Dec 5, 2011 20:14 |
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When my partner was in in the hospital recovering from complications of removing a bunch of cancerous tumor mass from his brain, some graduate student came to visit him and asked if he wanted to write some poetry. She was doing something on the writing of terminal cancer patients. With a bunch of brain mass removed, recovering from renal failure caused by an intense month of antibiotics as a result of a stalph infection in his brain caused by a previous operation, what he wrote was exponentially better than Ronnie's poetry.
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# ? Dec 5, 2011 20:39 |
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A Intimate Rimjobs posted:With a bunch of brain mass removed, recovering from renal failure caused by an intense month of antibiotics as a result of a stalph infection in his brain caused by a previous operation, what he wrote was exponentially better than Ronnie's poetry. The tumor probably had a better developed personality than Ronnie as well.
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# ? Dec 5, 2011 20:57 |
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Ether Frenzy posted:Hey guys, I found some of the shots that Howard took yesterday for Ralph's magazine Ha, nice, In the same vein, Photoshop Disasters found Howard's calendar. http://www.psdisasters.com/2011/12/beth-stern-leave-photoshop-alone-howard.html "Leave Photoshop alone Howard!"
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# ? Dec 5, 2011 21:03 |
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Can't wait until Howard pays someone $5,000,000 to build him a UFC ring in his courtyard.
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# ? Dec 5, 2011 21:43 |
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I wish every episode of the show had a Richard segment.
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# ? Dec 5, 2011 23:34 |
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haljordan posted:Can't wait until Howard pays someone $5,000,000 to build him a UFC ring in his courtyard. Nah, that's Bubba. Howard would pay someone five million to DVR it for him.
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# ? Dec 5, 2011 23:40 |
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Godinster posted:I wish every episode of the show had a Richard segment. Richard counseling Sal when he had to make that ludicrous apology tape is priceless. "It'll all blow over in a day." "You better not redo the black haunted house bit."
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# ? Dec 6, 2011 01:39 |
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I was going to hate on Ronnie for walking the "red carpet" until I realized they were talking about some stupid MMA fight. I don't know why they're obsessing over any of this. His show is on Fuel TV and I don't think the majority of the country even gets that channel.
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# ? Dec 6, 2011 06:35 |
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Wow...Chuck Zito. I'm about the biggest fan of Oz that ever lived, so I always gave his interviews and his Monday afternoon show a chance, but holy poo poo, how many inflated tales of fist fights and banging chicks in a restaurant bathroom am I expected to listen to?
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# ? Dec 6, 2011 17:03 |
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Alkaphanel posted:Wow...Chuck Zito. I'm about the biggest fan of Oz that ever lived, so I always gave his interviews and his Monday afternoon show a chance, but holy poo poo, how many inflated tales of fist fights and banging chicks in a restaurant bathroom am I expected to listen to? Those are very disrespectful words. If Chuck heard you say that he would punch you right in the face. And he would be right to do so, because he is a man's man!
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# ? Dec 6, 2011 17:11 |
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Vakal posted:Those are very disrespectful words. If Chuck heard you say that he would punch you right in the face. That's right Chuck Zito will knock your rear end out. (With one of his long winded and over blown stories; the man is more effective than Ambien.)
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# ? Dec 6, 2011 17:22 |
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Guys... don't you know he can beat you up and take your women, don't talk about him! Shhhh!
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# ? Dec 6, 2011 17:29 |
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Just got done listening to the 08-03-06 show and it was a really great show. It had the first appearance of the new Bigfoot and Artie dying from laughter, Cuba Gooding who was an excellent guest and so far my favorite prank call with Mike Walker saying "Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story real briefly". I was laughing so hard at Artie's laugh during that call.
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# ? Dec 6, 2011 19:57 |
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jase1 posted:Just got done listening to the 08-03-06 show and it was a really great show. It had the first appearance of the new Bigfoot and Artie dying from laughter, Cuba Gooding who was an excellent guest and so far my favorite prank call with Mike Walker saying "Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story real briefly". I was laughing so hard at Artie's laugh during that call. Which Richard and Sal call did they do the Mike Walker fart complete with that line? I have completely forgotten, but that Walker Fart was awesome for those call-in shows.
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# ? Dec 6, 2011 20:09 |
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jase1 posted:Just got done listening to the 08-03-06 show and it was a really great show. It had the first appearance of the new Bigfoot and Artie dying from laughter, Cuba Gooding who was an excellent guest and so far my favorite prank call with Mike Walker saying "Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story real briefly". I was laughing so hard at Artie's laugh during that call. This is one of the greatest shows of 2006. A reminder of all that the Sirius years could have been. Lots of Wack Packers, great interview, hilarious commentary on various media clips, Mel Gibson abuse, Epic Artie stories. "Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story real briefly" *bongo tapping, Mike Walker fart*
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# ? Dec 6, 2011 20:13 |
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Which Richard and Sal call did they do the Mike Walker fart complete with that line? I have completely forgotten, but that Walker Fart was awesome for those call-in shows. Its the black guy on a public access show. Hes interviewing a band call No Gravity and he ends up kicking them out of the studio because of the sheer volume of prank calls coming in. edit: here it is: http://youtu.be/Dub4b1AcbAA Kt88 fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Dec 6, 2011 |
# ? Dec 6, 2011 20:16 |
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Kt88 posted:Its the black guy on a public access show. Hes interviewing a band call No Gravity and he ends up kicking them out of the studio because of the sheer volume of prank calls coming in. I love that the guy from No gravity wanted to take more calls it was almost like he was in on it.
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# ? Dec 6, 2011 21:05 |
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The football pool they had going back in Fall 2006 was one of the best bits they ever did. Bigfoot, Crazy Alice, and Elegant Elliot Offen for an entire season of CANTANKEROUS GENIUS!! VIOLET AUTHENTICATES THE AUTHENTICITY! SHE PROVES THE BRAIN DEAD STERN TO BE WRONG!!! drat, I miss some of those crazy bits. Peter North fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Dec 6, 2011 |
# ? Dec 6, 2011 22:51 |
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Where the hell has Gilbert been for the past several months? And why is Chuck Zito speaking in my ears?
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# ? Dec 6, 2011 23:43 |
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I totally missed this today, but apparently Herman Cain is going to be on tomorrow: http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/hollywoodland/2011/12/06/herman-cain-agrees-to-appear-on-siriusxms-the-howard-stern-show/
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# ? Dec 7, 2011 00:40 |
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Peter North posted:The football pool they had going back in Fall 2006 was one of the best bits they ever did. Bigfoot, Crazy Alice, and Elegant Elliot Offen for an entire season of CANTANKEROUS GENIUS!! VIOLET AUTHENTICATES THE AUTHENTICITY! SHE PROVES THE BRAIN DEAD STERN TO BE WRONG!!! Ahh Elliot, another on the list of people who get taken off the show and basically never mentioned again. STERN ITS TIME FOR MY PROMOTION RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Dec 7, 2011 00:50 |
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Kelly posted:I totally missed this today, but apparently Herman Cain is going to be on tomorrow: I hope he hits on Robin
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# ? Dec 7, 2011 00:52 |
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I hope Howard tears into Cain for being a scumbag.
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# ? Dec 7, 2011 01:10 |
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hunter x az posted:I hope Howard tears into Cain for being a scumbag. He's going to give him a calendar.
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# ? Dec 7, 2011 01:14 |
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I hope he rides the Sybian
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# ? Dec 7, 2011 01:47 |
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Howard should ask if he can shoot ropes.
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# ? Dec 7, 2011 02:05 |
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AltronHGX posted:I hope he rides the Sybian I hope he rides the Sybian while hitting on Robin and laughing at Howard's lovely Photoshop skills.
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# ? Dec 7, 2011 02:21 |
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I'm pretty sure Herman Cain is going to be on the show in the same way Arnold always calls in to talk to George Tekei. They've had a pretty bad impersonator calling in with messages recently.
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# ? Dec 7, 2011 02:45 |
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I bet it will be Sal doing his "black" voice.
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# ? Dec 7, 2011 02:47 |
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Well hullo dere!
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# ? Dec 7, 2011 03:17 |
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Does anyone remember what event Howard was at when he talked today about his mom giving him poo poo for not giving a good enough speech?
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# ? Dec 7, 2011 03:34 |
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Vakal posted:Does anyone remember what event Howard was at when he talked today about his mom giving him poo poo for not giving a good enough speech? It was his niece's bat mitzvah.
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# ? Dec 7, 2011 04:03 |
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Kelly posted:It was his niece's bat mitzvah. Thanks. That just shows the shadow Howard lives in under his mother. I think the only time my mom would ever say she was earnestly disappointed in something I did would be if I drove drunk and ran over a kid or something, not because I gave a lackluster speech.
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# ? Dec 7, 2011 04:54 |
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sedative posted:Benjy recorded a terrible song with his girlfriend http://soundcloud.com/benjybronkmusic/online-sweetheart-ft-elisa Holy poo poo, is this real? This is even worse (better?) than Sal's rap.
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# ? Dec 7, 2011 06:52 |
Howard needs to lay off of Ronnie on his acting career. "Ronnie says he got this job because of twitter" is the most disingenuous and annoying thing. He literally received a message about an audition via twitter. Congratulations on being able to bully your subordinates enough to avoid this indisputable fact, Howard. The poem and Benjy's song are loving amazing though.
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YeahTubaMike posted:Holy poo poo, is this real? This is even worse (better?) than Sal's rap. SWEAT SWEAT SWEAT SWEAT-SWEAT They haven't played that in a long time. Listening to last Thursday's show, and Eric the Midget's antics over the In Plain Sight role has be in hysterics. I loving love that little rear end in a top hat, and I'm so glad he's back. Also, calling it now, Howard's interview with Cain will be completely toothless.
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