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Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Funny how America elected a good strong Christian President who wanted to put God "back" in everything and the world started to blow the gently caress up.

Funny.

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ts12
Jul 24, 2007
My confession:

I am a Jew

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Bombadilillo posted:

Funny how America elected a good strong Christian President who wanted to put God "back" in everything and the world started to blow the gently caress up.

Funny.

What better way to bring about God across the world than to bomb some guys house so he can scream "Oh my God, my house/family!!!"

Sounds pretty foolproof to me.

ts12
Jul 24, 2007

Boondock Saint posted:

What better way to bring about God across the world than to bomb some guys house so he can scream "Oh my God, my house/family!!!"

Sounds pretty foolproof to me.

The Moon God Allah is not the same as Jesus!!!

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003



:argh:

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



Bombadilillo posted:

Funny how America elected a good strong Christian President who wanted to put God "back" in everything and the world started to blow the gently caress up.

Funny.

You know who was the most religious president in history (in terms of quoting scripture and attending church)?

Clinton.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Awesome. Thanks a bunch, instance evidence to shut people up. The War on "The War on Christmas" is coming people. Someone somewhere will greet seasonaly, and people gonna freak out.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

CellBlock posted:

You know who was the most religious president in history (in terms of quoting scripture and attending church)?

Clinton.

Is this verified? I gotta think some of the early Presidents lived in a church loft or something. I am genuinely interested if there is proof of this.

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(
That whole Funny How YOU DON'T WANT TO FORWARD SOMETHING RELIGIOUS spiel has been around for at least 13 years. Much as he's a douche, Ben Stein had nothing to do with that.

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



Bombadilillo posted:

Is this verified? I gotta think some of the early Presidents lived in a church loft or something. I am genuinely interested if there is proof of this.

I actually don't know. I got it from this interview with Penn Jillette, where he says he got it from NPR, but I don't know when or where NPR would have made that statement, and I can't find it.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Plom Bar posted:

That whole Funny How YOU DON'T WANT TO FORWARD SOMETHING RELIGIOUS spiel has been around for at least 13 years. Much as he's a douche, Ben Stein had nothing to do with that.

Not only that, but why would he say that on a news show?

"If you're not transcribing and forwarding what I'm saying on air right now, you're not a Christian I guess"

Also the whole thing about Dr. Spock's son killing himself is full of poo poo. Nice tactic in trying to say it's ok to hit your kids because a prominent child psychologist/behaviorist who said it wasn't beneficial and was bad for a kids development ended up having his own son commit suicide. Guess that wouldn't have happened if he hit his kid. :psyduck:

Oh wait, his son didn't kill himself. Nice try, assholes.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Boondock Saint posted:


Ironically enough, my home state's governor (Rhode Island) has started calling Christmas Trees, Holiday Trees at press conferences and such. I think he's just trying to troll people though because he's basically done nothing but piss all over the tea party movement and conservatives for his first year in office (calling for ID's and licenses for illegal immigrants, amnesty to thier kids so they can go to college, calling for Marijuana to be declared a Class 2 narcotic/decriminalization). He also called Sarah Palin a whacko before it was cool in the media less than a week after she was picked by McCain to be his running mate. Governor Lincoln "Troll the Tea Party" Chaffee :patriot:
Yeah my friend works in the Rhode Island Statehouse in Providence. It's a big internal deal to just about one lady who noone likes anyway. Saw her on the news earlier and she looks exactly like the kind of person who'd be up in arms over calling it a Holiday Tree.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Boondock Saint posted:

Not only that, but why would he say that on a news show?

"If you're not transcribing and forwarding what I'm saying on air right now, you're not a Christian I guess"

Also the whole thing about Dr. Spock's son killing himself is full of poo poo. Nice tactic in trying to say it's ok to hit your kids because a prominent child psychologist/behaviorist who said it wasn't beneficial and was bad for a kids development ended up having his own son commit suicide. Guess that wouldn't have happened if he hit his kid. :psyduck:

Oh wait, his son didn't kill himself. Nice try, assholes.

I also like the lady who said no prayer in schools, so god let her get murdered. That's the kind of god I can get behind.

Kosmonaut
Mar 9, 2009

For a Jew, Ben Stein is sure awfully enthusiastic about Christianity. So enthusiastic that I think his sole remaining link to Jewishness (apart from some DNA) is the fact that he still wants to be able to say "but I'm not Christian and [fundamentalist Christian hangup under discussion] doesn't bother me!"

quote:

And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees, Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are, Christmas trees.

It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, 'Merry Christmas' to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu . If people want a creche, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away.

Hey, wow, if it isn't pretty much everybody's opinion who isn't a Bill O'Reilly strawman. I've seen a lot of "War on Christmas" bullshit on Facebook and every time I've asked them to show me an example of someone getting in trouble for saying "Christmas" or someone complaining about how the word offended them. No takers so far.

Plom Bar posted:

Much as he's a douche, Ben Stein had nothing to do with that.

drat, that means whoever wrote this actually out-douched the Expelled guy.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Ferrosol posted:

even worse a terrorist who used WMDs on a civilian population(plague is biological warfare right?).
Uh, that was God, not Moses.

God is the terrorist.

Zeitgueist
Aug 8, 2003

by Ralp
Moses was a political dissident and probably guilty of treason.

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

Kosmonaut posted:

Hey, wow, if it isn't pretty much everybody's opinion who isn't a Bill O'Reilly strawman. I've seen a lot of "War on Christmas" bullshit on Facebook and every time I've asked them to show me an example of someone getting in trouble for saying "Christmas" or someone complaining about how the word offended them. No takers so far.

Yeah, I'm not sure if it is deliberate or if they really can't comprehend the difference between private businesses and churches displaying nativity scenes publicly and the government doing it. But no one gets upset at "that manger scene on the corner" or says "Merry Christmas". No one is trying to ban churches from displaying Christmas symbols during Christmas or to prevent Walmart from saying "Merry Christmas".

It always reminds me of that chain email with the line: "You can have pornography on TV or the internet, but you better not put a nativity scene in a public park during Christmas."

muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン

Boondock Saint posted:

Ironically enough, my home state's governor (Rhode Island) has started calling Christmas Trees, Holiday Trees at press conferences and such. I think he's just trying to troll people though because he's basically done nothing but piss all over the tea party movement and conservatives for his first year in office (calling for ID's and licenses for illegal immigrants, amnesty to their kids so they can go to college, calling for Marijuana to be declared a Class 2 narcotic/decriminalization). He also called Sarah Palin a whacko before it was cool in the media less than a week after she was picked by McCain to be his running mate. Governor Lincoln "Troll the Tea Party" Chaffee :patriot:

It's hard to not be proud of him sometimes. :unsmith:

JoshTheStampede
Sep 8, 2004

come at me bro

Strudel Man posted:

Uh, that was God, not Moses.

God is the terrorist.

Moses was the spotter who lazed the target allowing God to accurately drop the plague strike.

Kosmonaut
Mar 9, 2009

Sarion posted:

It always reminds me of that chain email with the line: "You can have pornography on TV or the internet, but you better not put a nativity scene in a public park during Christmas."

Reminds me of a conversation I had recently

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
Shopping centers not playing Christmas carols 24/7 from the day after Thanksgiving until new years is a loving mercy for millions of poor retail working souls who will be slowly driven insane by the thirteen thousandth repeat of "Holly, Jolly Christmas" if they haven't been already.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Kosmonaut posted:

Reminds me of a conversation I had recently



"Go tell ten people Merry Christmas and then go tell ten different people Happy Holidays. See who gets offended."

That's actually a brilliant idea/argument against this bullshit. Too bad most of the conservatards who hear it will ignore it.

Kosmonaut
Mar 9, 2009

Boondock Saint posted:

"Go tell ten people Merry Christmas and then go tell ten different people Happy Holidays. See who gets offended."

That's actually a brilliant idea/argument against this bullshit. Too bad most of the conservatards who hear it will ignore it.

Yeah I got the idea when I worked customer service. When I said "merry Christmas" it wasn't a thing but when I tried "happy holidays" I had culture warriors jumping down my throat left and right. Never mind that "merry Christmas" is the one that takes tolerance for me because all I celebrate on the 25th is getting a year older, never mind that taking Christmas music out of stores is an act of loving mercy, refusing to pretend to be Christian is discrimination against Christians.

e:f,b on the "loving mercy"

Thenipwax
Jun 20, 2001

by Ozmaugh
It seems that nobody ever considers that "Happy Holidays" might refer to New Year's Day as well as Christmas. Instead they get all offended that somebody might be suggesting they enjoy a Jewish holiday or a black holiday. It's so ridiculous to get offended.

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

Thenipwax posted:

It seems that nobody ever considers that "Happy Holidays" might refer to New Year's Day as well as Christmas. Instead they get all offended that somebody might be suggesting they enjoy a Jewish holiday or a black holiday. It's so ridiculous to get offended.

It's just hypocritical and completely lacking self-awareness.

Thenipwax
Jun 20, 2001

by Ozmaugh

Chunk posted:

It's just hypocritical and completely lacking self-awareness.

It's the same idiots that get offended if a company has the audacity to offer support in multiple languages. OH MY GOD! THE PROMPT SAID SAY PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH! BOYCOTT!!!! HOW DARE THEY HAVE CUSTOMERS THAT DON'T SPEAK THE SAME LANGUAGE THAT I SPEAK!

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Thenipwax posted:

It's the same idiots that get offended if a company has the audacity to offer support in multiple languages. OH MY GOD! THE PROMPT SAID SAY PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH! BOYCOTT!!!! HOW DARE THEY HAVE CUSTOMERS THAT DON'T SPEAK THE SAME LANGUAGE THAT I SPEAK!

Speaking of that, I can't say I've ever called a phone number that's asked for me to push 1 for English. If anything, it's just asked me to hit something for Spanish, which is really a non-issue for most people.

JoshTheStampede
Sep 8, 2004

come at me bro

Boondock Saint posted:

Speaking of that, I can't say I've ever called a phone number that's asked for me to push 1 for English. If anything, it's just asked me to hit something for Spanish, which is really a non-issue for most people.

"Push 1 For English" is right up there with "War on Christmas" on the list of poo poo conservatives are REALLY ANGRY about that doesn't actually exist.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Dominion posted:

"Push 1 For English" is right up there with "War on Christmas" on the list of poo poo conservatives are REALLY ANGRY about that doesn't actually exist.

Its extra hilarious to point out that "press 1" is a free market driven way for companies to appeal to a broader consumer base.

Happy holidays too, is broad appeal to more people. Seasons Greetings doesnt work with that arguement though.

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

The "America was founded as a CHRISTIAN NATION" bothers me so much. It expressly wasn't. When they were writing the Constitution they could have easily said "hey guys, we're a Christian nation" instead of having to decipher clues that they may or may not have written in private letters or whatever bullshit people point to.

It makes me so changry

(wait this isn't tviv is it)

Z-Magic
Feb 19, 2011

They talk about the people and the proletariat, I talk about the suckers and the mugs - it's the same thing. They have their five-year plans, so have I.
I get furious when it's the 25th of December and there are people not celebrating the birthday of the most important person to ever live.

Cacatua
Jan 17, 2006

rscott posted:

Shopping centers not playing Christmas carols 24/7 from the day after Thanksgiving until new years is a loving mercy for millions of poor retail working souls who will be slowly driven insane by the thirteen thousandth repeat of "Holly, Jolly Christmas" if they haven't been already.

This. Christmas music is terrible and tacky and I'd be thrilled if it weren't played everywhere this time of year.

Kosmonaut
Mar 9, 2009

Z-Magic posted:

I get furious when it's the 25th of December and there are people not celebrating the birthday of the most important person to ever live.

I was getting ready to be really flattered until I hovered the link :colbert:

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Plus no one says "Happy __________" for any other holiday on the days leading up to it, let alone for a month in advance.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Dominion posted:

"Push 1 For English" is right up there with "War on Christmas" on the list of poo poo conservatives are REALLY ANGRY about that doesn't actually exist.
I do have to press one for English for some services and companies but it really is a stupid thing to be upset about.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

jojoinnit posted:

I do have to press one for English for some services and companies but it really is a stupid thing to be upset about.

Do you really? I have always heard " GENERIC GREETING Press 2 for Spanish."

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Dr Christmas posted:

Plus no one says "Happy __________" for any other holiday on the days leading up to it, let alone for a month in advance.

That is a good point. I never heard it put that way.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Working retail last Christmas I nearly quit solely because of the music. We had a single CD of some really bad covers of Christmas songs. It was torture.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Bombadilillo posted:

Do you really? I have always heard " GENERIC GREETING Press 2 for Spanish."
Yes. Off the top of my head, my phone cards and some local government services.

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Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

jojoinnit posted:

I do have to press one for English for some services and companies but it really is a stupid thing to be upset about.

I have had a few too. Though in my experience if you do nothing it continues in English after a second or two.

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