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Criminal Minded posted:To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street, a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up. But now, it's like a garbage strike. The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked. Nothing's getting through. You're stupid.  I don't get it.
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Criminal Minded posted:To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street, a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up. But now, it's like a garbage strike. The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked. Nothing's getting through. You're stupid. someone gif Elaine staring & clapping at the rotating tire display
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Dec 2, 2011 15:44
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They're all Twix, it was a setup! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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actionjackson posted:They're all Twix, it was a setup! Ttttttttttttttwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx! 
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Dec 2, 2011 17:51
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All I want is my seventy-five cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired!
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Dec 2, 2011 17:58
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Nougat? Please. I think I’ve reached the point in my life where I can tell between nougat and cookie. So let’s not just say things that are obvious fabrications.
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Dec 2, 2011 18:11
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Not Skittles!
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T. Fine posted:someone gif Elaine staring & clapping at the rotating tire display Which episode? I can try after I get home from work.
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esperantinc posted:All I want is my seventy-five cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired! "Bud" or "Kip"...short name.
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Where is my Twix? What?! That guy’s eatin’ it! Well, how do you know that one’s yours? Uh, it was dangling! There were only two left in the machine! He must’ve bought one, and gotten both. Sir, are you gonna buy a car? Anyway, I mentioned Kenny Roger's Roasters, might be my favorite episode - Elaine: No, you're the only white poet warlord in the neighborhood. Peterman: Are you an assassin? Elaine: I work for your mail order catalog. Peterman: You're an errand girl, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill. .... Elaine: Its the Urban Sombrero, I put it in the last catalog. Peterman: The horror...the horror. actionjackson fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Dec 2, 2011 |
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Dec 2, 2011 20:12
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Poque posted:Which episode? I can try after I get home from work. The Abstinence S8/E9.
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Dec 2, 2011 20:22
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You speak Burmese? -No Elaine, that was gibberish.
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Listen to me. When that car rolls into that dealership, and that tank is bone dry, I want you to be there with me when everyone says, "Kramer and that other guy, oh, they went further to the left of the slash than anyone ever dreamed!"
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I started screaming, "There's a hair in my farina! There's a hair in my farina!" Then I ran out of the house and I was running and running. I was little but I could run very fast. I just kept running and they found me like three hours later collapsed at a construction site.
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potee posted:Listen to me. When that car rolls into that dealership, and that tank is bone dry, I want you to be there with me when everyone says, "Kramer and that other guy, oh, they went further to the left of the slash than anyone ever dreamed!" I like how Kramer just gets out and abandons him when it runs out on the freeway
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T. Fine posted:someone gif Elaine staring & clapping at the rotating tire display     Those last two are two of my favorite gifs that I've ever made.
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Dec 3, 2011 08:10
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Hey American Joe, which way to hamburger hot dog staaaaaaaand!
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Those gifs are glorious.
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Elaine, are you listening? I didn't even get there!
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"So come on, details!" "Well, I didn't sleep with her!" "Because of society, right?" "...Yes, George, because of society."
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Electromax posted:Elaine, are you listening? I didn't even get there! Probably rats on the track, we're stopping for rats. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyq9MMcLsv4
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potee posted:Probably rats on the track, we're stopping for rats. Don't we have a deal with the
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Ms. Benes, the hat you charged to the company was Sable, this is Nutria.
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Rusty Shackelford posted:Ms. Benes, the hat you charged to the company was Sable, this is Nutria. That's a kind of sable!
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Rusty Shackelford posted:Ms. Benes, the hat you charged to the company was Sable, this is Nutria. "....can I fire you?  "
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Probably the greatest customer interaction I've ever had today at work. I spoke to a 70-something year old man and when I asked him what his account password was he replied "Bosco". I then asked him if that was a Seinfeld reference, expecting the answer no, he replied "I always return to my dark master, the cocoa bean!". Coolest old man ever.
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those gifs are excellent, thank you Poque
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Since everyone in this thread shares my taste in humor, I was hoping it might bleed over into film. Is, "The English Patient" actually any good? I've always avoided watching it based on the fact that Elaine hates it. Now I want to watch it for that same reason to see if I agree. Who was right about the movie in that episode?
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I haven't seen it since it came out, and I was only about 13 at the time, but I remember it being INCREDIBLY boring. There was a crop of movies like that in a 3 year period, I remember it and "The Remains of the Day" being praised, and finding them so slow moving.
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thepokey posted:Probably the greatest customer interaction I've ever had today at work. That guy rules, he's a man. Not like us, look at us - we're not men, we're boys!
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Jerusalem posted:That guy rules, he's a man. Not like us, look at us - we're not men, we're boys! No, no we're not men!
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I'm a man!
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Jerusalem posted:That guy rules, he's a man. Not like us, look at us - we're not men, we're boys! I bet that man could build a cabin.
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I'm out there Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it!
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kolby posted:Since everyone in this thread shares my taste in humor, I was hoping it might bleed over into film. Is, "The English Patient" actually any good? I've always avoided watching it based on the fact that Elaine hates it. Now I want to watch it for that same reason to see if I agree. Who was right about the movie in that episode? I actually haven't seen the movie, so I couldn't tell you wether I liked it or if it really sucked.
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mints posted:I haven't seen it since it came out, and I was only about 13 at the time, but I remember it being INCREDIBLY boring.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Oh, what’s the point? When I like them, they don’t like me, when they like me, I don’t like them. Why can’t I act with the ones I like the same way I do with the ones I don’t like?
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That's it George. Come on, come on. Give it to me. Come on, work it. Work it. Yeah be a man, be a man. You are a lover boy!
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