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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Bubba Smith posted:

every writer at bloodyelbow could get raped and I would have no sympathy. NONE.

I'll alert Jon Fitch, his fights look just as unpleasant and awkward for the person on the bottom.

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RevlisYdoc
Jun 24, 2011

This owl. This fucking owl will not stop staring into my soul. Help.

The Den of Snow posted:

While we're at it, let's pour another into the comedy stew and add Miguel Torres to the list of fighters who think rape is hilarious.
fighterswholovetheirrape.xls

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Boregasm posted:

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2011/12/7/2618810/rashad-evans-joke-about-the-penn-state-scandal-is-no-laughing-matter

I figured Snowden would be the one to write the hypersensitive bullshit opinion piece on Rashad's Penn State joke, but this one is awful enough to fit the bill.

I really have a hard time figuring out if BloodyElbow or MiddleEasy is the worst MMA related website

they just keep surprising me

Boregasm
Nov 18, 2009

-Atom- posted:

I really have a hard time figuring out if BloodyElbow or MiddleEasy is the worst MMA related website

they just keep surprising me

MiddleEasy has interesting videos on occasion, they just like to write a big paragraph with forced unfunny jokes and premises in every article before they give you a youtube video or a sentence containing actual news.

BloodyElbow on the other hand has a crew of incompetent shits defending each other's dumb premises for their bad articles by pretending to be tapped in to society in a way us plebs couldn't understand while also offering dumb opinions like BJ purposefully threw the GSP fight because he was bored.

I guess what I'm saying is that MMAJunkie rules.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Middle Easy had the balls to cover the big non UFC events, such as giving the James Thompson fights decent coverage and being nice about it, they get a thumbs up from me.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
Middleeasy is 95% terrible, but every now and then they'll cover some stupid oddity that makes you go "heh."

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Boregasm posted:

I guess what I'm saying is that MMAJunkie rules.

Couldn't agree more

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

quote:

The final fight card of M-1 Global's four-event deal with Showtime aired Friday night, and it was typical of what fans have come to expect of M-1 Global on Showtime: Some entertaining scraps with plenty of finishes, but few fighters with any name value for American MMA fans.

Unfortunately, the card also featured an ugly knockout loss for Jose Figueroa -- the second knockout loss for Figueroa in less than three weeks.

That knockout came in the co-main event, when Artiom Damkovsky hit Figueroa with a right hand that planted him flat on his back on the canvas. Damkovsky landed one more punch on the ground before the referee could jump in to stop the fight, and by that point Figueroa was out cold.

At a time when sports organizations across the country are becoming more sensitive to the dangers of concussions, it's surprising that M-1 Global and the California State Athletic Commission allowed Figueroa in the ring, considering that he lost by first-round knockout on another M-1 Global card in Moscow on November 20. Fighters who are knocked out are usually told to avoid contact for at least 30 days. It's worrisome that Figueroa has now been knocked out twice in less than three weeks. The California State Athletic Commission did not immediately respond to a message from MMAFighting.com about why Figueroa was licensed for the fight.


It's good to see the mma media actually showing some concern for fighters. I'm sure the promoters involved will agree that-


evgenikogan posted:

@MichaelDavSmith Could you be any more biased? Do you not feel like you have to have at least some integrity, or is that for other people?

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

fatherdog posted:

It's good to see the mma media actually showing some concern for fighters. I'm sure the promoters involved will agree that-




Reminder that Evgeni Kogan was a sherdog writer before M-1 hired him

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Jonathan Snowden posted:

Former dominant world champion Frank Shamrock in Ebersole's corner. No mention from the broadcasters calling the fight. Disrespectful.


Winning the title, defending it once and then leaving the organization definitely means you're a "dominant world champion"

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

fatherdog posted:




Winning the title, defending it once and then leaving the organization definitely means you're a "dominant world champion"

"undefeated over 10 years"

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

quote:

According to Dave Meltzer, the UFC doesn't plan to have a 125 lb division anytime soon.



MikeChiapetta posted:

Dana announced flyweight division will begin March 3: Ian McCall vs. Demetrious Johnson, and Joseph Benavidez vs. Yasuhiro Urushitani

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


fatherdog posted:

@evgenikogan gently caress you, Kogan. Unlike you he's showing some concern for fighter safety.

Evgeni Kogan posted:

@fatherdog That's not the issue moron. Why don't you at least put your real name on Twitter before insulting people, pussy.

We broke the rules and the commission didn't do their job and a guy's brain got hurt as a result. But that's not the issue, moron. The issue is that I don't like the characterisation of M-1 as having "entertaining scraps with plenty of finishes, but few fighters with any name value for American MMA fans". Well thank God he didn't tell the truth and say that it's a pile of poo poo filled to the brim with white supremacists, Russian nationalists (who are the primary concern of the matchmakers), more clueless grappling than Mark Hunt's home video collection circa 2004, whose production team for years consisted of Jerry Millen and his Superfriends, and now is ultimately run by a bunch of clueless criminals and a former Sherdog writer who got the job by using his position at Sherdog to write constant puff pieces about Fedor and M-1. Where's your integrity???

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot
Guys I just thought I'd update you on this vitally important MMA news.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
check out this cool article full of integrity, the opening paragraph does not read at all like a press release and

quote:

If you read my blog from the last few days, you may remember that Puhakka was the colorfully tattooed individual who had a very solid reputation and looked it every inch.

niko puhakka is in fact such a colourfully tattooed individual that he legally cannot appear on polish television without a shirt on, because he's a loving nazi

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

:laffo: that's pretty amazing.

I don't think it's possible to see anything of Evgeni Kogan without feeling the powerful urge to slap those stupid loving glasses right off his face, I seriously get douche chills every time I see him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EZ_lxgJRFA

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
jordan breen... u neva mentioned u were GLOBAL DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS???

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

colonel_korn posted:

:laffo: that's pretty amazing.

I don't think it's possible to see anything of Evgeni Kogan without feeling the powerful urge to slap those stupid loving glasses right off his face, I seriously get douche chills every time I see him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EZ_lxgJRFA

gotta give him props because he managed to not call Ariel any anti-Semitic names despite wanting to do so very badly

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

Be friends!

Tickle Me Chelmno posted:

check out this cool article full of integrity, the opening paragraph does not read at all like a press release and


niko puhakka is in fact such a colourfully tattooed individual that he legally cannot appear on polish television without a shirt on, because he's a loving nazi

Hey, it's not that bad. I mean most people doesn't understand that those tattoos are white supremacist or anything. I mean it's not as if M1 would let a guy with a big swastika on his arm fight for them or anyth..

Oh, wait.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/blog/cagewriter/post/M-1-fighter-Toni-Valtonen-has-a-swastika-tattoo?urn=mma-186198

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011
i have activated the twitter and am following ariel. who else is good.

Save Russian Jews
Jun 7, 2007

who the fuck is this guy anyway, i can't even see his face

Lipstick Apathy

david carmichael posted:

i have activated the twitter and am following ariel. who else is good.

me

EDIT: BJ Penn (DOT COM) is decent, and following fighters will often yield good results.

gunblade
Sep 1, 2008

-Just lucky, I guess

david carmichael posted:

i have activated the twitter and am following ariel. who else is good.

fatherdog

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

david carmichael posted:

i have activated the twitter and am following ariel. who else is good.
http://twitter.com/sonnench/

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

david carmichael posted:

i have activated the twitter and am following ariel. who else is good.

UFC has a list of fighters, outside the company Baroni can occasionally be entertaining but at times very :smith: I also like to follow batman. Comedians can be pretty funny sometimes, pornstars also tweet cool pics every now and then.

Twitter's good for news and something to read when taking a poo poo. Also trolling rampage jackson about being scared to fight bonnar.

Dana White is good to follow too for twitter announcements.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

david carmichael posted:

i have activated the twitter and am following ariel. who else is good.

miguel torres is pretty funny and topical

Xguard86
Nov 22, 2004

"You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"
Following sonnen is almost unnecessary because anything he says gets retweeted with such ferocity.

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/7347152/alistair-overeem-meet-brock-lesnar-main-event-ufc-141

They don't even mention the question of when the ticket was purchased, which seems pretty important to me.

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!
Why do people even purchase tickets who even watches fights

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


niethan posted:

Why do people even purchase tickets who even watches fights

When Overeem purchased the ticket to fly back to Europe?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

kensei posted:

When Overeem purchased the ticket to fly back to Europe?

doesn't matter. It only matters if Overreem wants to be a fuckin fighter or not.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

kensei posted:

http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/7347152/alistair-overeem-meet-brock-lesnar-main-event-ufc-141

They don't even mention the question of when the ticket was purchased, which seems pretty important to me.

Given he didn't provide any proof that he bought the ticket earlier, why bother mentioning it? I don't see this as proof that Overeem is juicing, but fighters love lying to commissions.

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!

kensei posted:

When Overeem purchased the ticket to fly back to Europe?

dont watch fights dont read threads dont fly to europe problem solved

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

http://mma.sbnation.com/2011/12/13/2632725/ufc-140-results-post-fight-interview-shows-frank-mir-to-be-a-very

Jon Snowden posted:

Mir's win adds a jolt of electricity to a moribund UFC heavyweight division. Mir is 7-2 over the last two years and has won three in a row. A matchup with champion Junior dos Santos is a natural - Nogueira is the champ's mentor and you can be certain dos Santos would like nothing more than to avenge his teacher in the cage.

quote:

a moribund UFC heavyweight division.
:catstare:

I can never tell if comments like this are troll bait or actual sincere statements from someone who just happens to live in his own little world.

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan
The heavyweight division IS poo poo though. I guess it's possibly better than ever, but still, beyond a few people, poo poo

Save Russian Jews
Jun 7, 2007

who the fuck is this guy anyway, i can't even see his face

Lipstick Apathy

Vomik posted:

The heavyweight division IS poo poo though. I guess it's possibly better than ever, but still, beyond a few people, poo poo

which invalidates Snowden's "point."

Speaking of which, I really need to put up that journalists post, huh?

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


MassRayPer posted:

Given he didn't provide any proof that he bought the ticket earlier, why bother mentioning it? I don't see this as proof that Overeem is juicing, but fighters love lying to commissions.

He was on the phone, what kind of proof could he offer other than to say 'I can fax you the receipt' if asked?

niethan posted:

dont watch fights dont read threads dont fly to europe problem solved

Haha

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

kensei posted:

He was on the phone, what kind of proof could he offer other than to say 'I can fax you the receipt' if asked?


Haha

He probably should have arranged to send proof of his claims before the hearing since he knew he was almost a month late on the test they wanted and he knew exactly what the problem was. In the end it doesn't matter, they didn't care about proof. But after 99% of fighters who have failed steroid tests have lied (and in California often get their sentences reduced, but if you tell the truth you get the full punishment) I don't buy anyone's story.

In the end I don't care. I want to see this fight so he can tell as many lies/truths as he needs to make it happen.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Josh Gross is on the Rogan podcast right now and Joe is giving him poo poo about spoiling the TUF 4 results. And why he lost his UFC press credentials :lol:http://www.ustream.tv/joerogan

AlteredAtronach
Jul 13, 2009

Charles McCarthy posted:

R1
The horn sounds and Brock immediately rushes Overeem who meets him in the middle with an underhook to stop the takedown followed by a blind fury of left hooks, right crosses, uppercuts and liver shots. Brock will survive to reshoot only to get battered by knees from Overeem. About 3 minutes in Brock will be laid out, bleeding, saved by the referee and with a million dollars to heal his wounds.

http://cagejunkies.com/2011/12/this-is-how-alistair-overeem-is-going-to-beat-brock-lesnar/

Also, Alistair is bigger than Cain, which is why he'll pose big problems for Brock. Alistair has shown his superb TD (superior to Cain and everyone else Brock has faced) against such decorated wrestlers as Fabricio Werdum and Brett Rogers.

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RevlisYdoc
Jun 24, 2011

This owl. This fucking owl will not stop staring into my soul. Help.

AlteredAtronach posted:


Also, Alistair is bigger than Cain, which is why he'll pose big problems for Brock. Alistair has shown his superb TD (superior to Cain and everyone else Brock has faced) against such decorated wrestlers as Fabricio Werdum and Brett Rogers.
Objective Journalism!
Why is it that it seems like 90% of MMA journalism is made up of bad editorials and opinion pieces? All of the stories I've seen on Lesnar/Overeem have either sucked Overeem's cock furiously, or is some variant of, "Golly gee, this fight is gonna be big!" And for gently caress's sake, that McCarthy piece is riddle with style and grammar errors (I know McCarthy isn't a journalist, but where the gently caress was the editor on this?).

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