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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
The best ending since the "Look at my Giant welshman!" ending.

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apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
New CHIKARA series: The Barber Shop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvbsEzps5Ss

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
Ted DiBiase and Johnny Curtis compare mustaches and thus prove that WWE.com does a better job of letting dudes show personality than actually being on TV.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2un_kUC4kmk

Suben fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Dec 8, 2011

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Nobody ever cared about Ted Dibiase until he grew a stashe.

Jr. is learning.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Lone Rogue posted:

Nobody ever cared about Ted Dibiase until he grew a stashe.

Jr. is learning.

Ted's stasche is by far and away the most disappointing thing about him.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Suben posted:

Ted DiBiase and Johnny Curtis compare mustaches and thus prove that WWE.com does a better job of letting dudes show personality than actually being on TV.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2un_kUC4kmk

The best part of this is how Dibiase appears sick of people coming up to him and trying to do his dad's laugh.

Miles O'Brian
May 22, 2006

All we have to lose is our chains
I like Curtis in promos. He just has something about him.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Bocc Kob posted:

That was an official guy filming? I figured it was just someone in the crowd.

Edit: Chuck Taylor needs his own show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r49nndUNiTY

Chuck Taylor is great.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJsSu_bzLI4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrBB3KA1Ky0

WWF babyfaces heeling it up for Memphis are some of my favorite things.

Meth Rollins
Jun 24, 2005
Midcard Mafia Episode 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4qVRwAloRQw

Except maybe the last couple of jokes or so it really comes off as shameless whining hidden under sarcasm and just really not that funny. I like all those guys but maybe they should quit this.

E: Although its a lot better than the first.

Meth Rollins fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Dec 10, 2011

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Claiming Michael Cole stole Tyler Reks' spot is on par with Melina claiming Trish Stratus stole her spot.

Fart Radio
Sep 7, 2010

@Therock hey man check it... You ever kill a man or no? Hit me up. ;)
If Chael Sonnen never enters a WWE ring and gets on the mic, we will have not realized incredible potential. The man is a natural heel: http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=7336170

Hirams Bitch
Oct 24, 2008

P. Gordon Diddy posted:

Ted's stasche is by far and away the most disappointing thing about him.

But it was for Movember, which furthers his gimmick as a man of the people.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
Nor sure this deserves to go over in the MOTY thread, but Tyson Kidd and Justin Gabriel had a really fun match on Superstars this week

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KGhVZE6Z5M

RandyOrtonIsMyGod
May 12, 2009

Now divinely touched by RK-Pyro
For all the joshi fans out there, DoubleMiz (one of those uploaders Suben recommended earlier this year for joshi videos) is taking votes on whether or not to upload Dreamslam II complete to Youtube (he's already uploaded Dreamslam I) but you have to vote this week in the comments (in case you couldn't already figure that out).

Link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YYpvlBB30A&feature=colike

Just wanted to get that out there :)

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.
Trailer for The Rock's new movie: GI Joe: Retaliation: http://youtu.be/bSX2oxLdcWA

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

apsouthern posted:

Nor sure this deserves to go over in the MOTY thread, but Tyson Kidd and Justin Gabriel had a really fun match on Superstars this week

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KGhVZE6Z5M

I want Matt Striker back. :(

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

RandyOrtonIsMyGod posted:

For all the joshi fans out there, DoubleMiz (one of those uploaders Suben recommended earlier this year for joshi videos) is taking votes on whether or not to upload Dreamslam II complete to Youtube (he's already uploaded Dreamslam I) but you have to vote this week in the comments (in case you couldn't already figure that out).

Link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YYpvlBB30A&feature=colike

Just wanted to get that out there :)

DoubleMiz is a woman actually but yeah, I don't see how she doesn't upload it. It's a pretty good card from the looks of it with the worst match looking like it's Bat Yoshinaga & Terri Power vs. Rumi Kazama & Miki Handa but Bat and Handa are both pretty awesome so I dunno. It's also got a really awesome Suzuka Minami vs. Harley Saito match and the second Ozaki/Kansai vs. Toyota/Yamada match which won MOTY in the Observer in '93. Also I'm sure Kudo & Toyoda vs. LCO and Hotta/Kyoko/Takako vs. Cutie/Plum/Bolshoi are pretty drat good as those are matches which look great on paper.

Also gently caress, Suzuka Minami ruled and it's a shame her career wasn't longer (retired in '95) without her ever really making it past the midcard (unlike her Marine Wolves partner, Akira Hokuto). She was an excellent wrestler. Also speaking of Hokuto...

Red Typhoons (Kazue Nagahori & Yumi Ogura) vs. Hisako Uno & Yumiko Hotta - 2/3 falls for the WWWA Tag Team Championship
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRXKY55Ozw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyGTYLkUF4Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j-moWRbjxA

AKA the match where the future Akira Hokuto wrestles the final fall with a literal broken freakin' neck. It's actually a really good match besides that too. On one hand it's like "why the gently caress would you let her continue?!", on the other watching her work her rear end off while having to hold her neck is amazing and probably the very definition of gutsy... well that and more guts than brains.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
This has some pretty funny wrestling parodies: http://www.friends.ca/smackdown/

Basically, they parody the idea of a wrestling promoter (who I think acts more like Donald Trump) buying the CBC and turning it into a news/wrestling network. Basically a not so subtle parody of Fox News.

The GIG
Jun 28, 2011

Yeah, I say "Shit" a shit-ton of times. What of it, shithead?
We can finally stop searching, because I have found it.

THE GREATEST WRESTLING SEQUENCE EVER!

http://youtu.be/Mp7plD5JeRM

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
The full match is pretty awesome too.

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.
Colt Cabana just posted this on Twitter, and I just had to share: http://youtu.be/xcyP0rypEpM

The GIG
Jun 28, 2011

Yeah, I say "Shit" a shit-ton of times. What of it, shithead?

smashpro1 posted:

Colt Cabana just posted this on Twitter, and I just had to share: http://youtu.be/xcyP0rypEpM

Colt's mom vs CM Punk in a promo off.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

This has probably been posted before but totally worth it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ4uUiFXN0I

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
El Generico wants you to watch his Union Pro match against Takagi (Owner of DDT Pro/Union Pro). It's an Anywhere Falls match, and if you've ever seen Takagi's gimmick matches you know you're in for a treat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP9xUcAh7_4&t=42m14s

Spoilers:
El Generico sells a cigarette hit like death
El Generico drowns in a sea of books
El Generico Ollies off a Skateboard into a crossbody. Take that, Johnny Ace.
HE HATH A BYTHICKLE

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Superstars was really good this week, guys! Watch it!

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

McIntyre vs. Gabriel, Barretta vs. Hunico, Swagger vs. Riley, Epico & Primo vs. Air Boom

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
If anyone's up for 5 hours of wrestling, DoubleMiz upped Dreamslam II which is pretty much a really good card from top to bottom barring a Terri Power match (and that has Bat and Handa who are pretty awesome). Match list is:

Hikari Fukuoka vs. Sakie Hasegawa
Leo Kitamura, Mikiko Futagami & Utako Hozumi vs. Kaoru Ito, Saemi Numata & Tomoko Watanabe
Bat Yoshinaga & Terri Power vs. Rumi Kazama & Miki Handa
Combat Toyoda & Megumi Kudo vs. Etsuko Mita & Mima Shimoda
Yumiko Hotta, Kyoko Inoue & Takako Inoue vs. Cuty Suzuki, Plum Mariko & Bolshoi Kid
Suzuka Minami vs. Harley Saito
Chigusa Nagayo vs. Bull Nakano
Aja Kong & Akira Hokuto vs. Shinobu Kandori & Eagle Sawai
Manami Toyota & Toshiyo Yamada vs. Mayumi Ozaki & Dynamite Kansai, 2/3 Falls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wz8DRtKzWY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dul1P1woHQo

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

coconono posted:

This has probably been posted before but totally worth it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ4uUiFXN0I

Awesome, but whose Cayleen Croft?

RandyOrtonIsMyGod
May 12, 2009

Now divinely touched by RK-Pyro

Suben posted:

If anyone's up for 5 hours of wrestling, DoubleMiz upped Dreamslam II which is pretty much a really good card from top to bottom barring a Terri Power match (and that has Bat and Handa who are pretty awesome). Match list is:

Hikari Fukuoka vs. Sakie Hasegawa
Leo Kitamura, Mikiko Futagami & Utako Hozumi vs. Kaoru Ito, Saemi Numata & Tomoko Watanabe
Bat Yoshinaga & Terri Power vs. Rumi Kazama & Miki Handa
Combat Toyoda & Megumi Kudo vs. Etsuko Mita & Mima Shimoda
Yumiko Hotta, Kyoko Inoue & Takako Inoue vs. Cuty Suzuki, Plum Mariko & Bolshoi Kid
Suzuka Minami vs. Harley Saito
Chigusa Nagayo vs. Bull Nakano
Aja Kong & Akira Hokuto vs. Shinobu Kandori & Eagle Sawai
Manami Toyota & Toshiyo Yamada vs. Mayumi Ozaki & Dynamite Kansai, 2/3 Falls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wz8DRtKzWY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dul1P1woHQo

Apologies on my mistake in my earlier post (DoubleMiz being a she not a he :doh:) but this is great...only match I'm not looking forward to is the Rumi Kazama one because of her match at Dreamslam I (all she does, literally, is kicks, punches, and her finisher and her team still wins the match!? As you can tell, I don't like Rumi very much).

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Superstars was really good this week, guys! Watch it!

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

McIntyre vs. Gabriel, Barretta vs. Hunico, Swagger vs. Riley, Epico & Primo vs. Air Boom

Oh also, I don't know why the spoilers said he came out with Epico because that dude is clearly not Epico and looks absolutely nothing like him. Maybe it's Hijo del Medico Asesino who they've had signed for a while but hasn't even been in developmental or something since he's the only other hispanic dude they have that's not Averno and that guy's way bigger than Averno. He's obviously supposed to be more than some local guy.

RandyOrtonIsMyGod posted:

Apologies on my mistake in my earlier post (DoubleMiz being a she not a he :doh:) but this is great...only match I'm not looking forward to is the Rumi Kazama one because of her match at Dreamslam I (all she does, literally, is kicks, punches, and her finisher and her team still wins the match!? As you can tell, I don't like Rumi very much).

In all fairness Kazama DID come into wrestling from kickboxing, starting the original JWP (Japanese Women's Pro-Wrestling) with Jackie Sato and Nancy Kumi. The shooter side (which included Kazama and Shinobu Kandori) didn't get along with/looked down on the pro wrestler side until the company split into LLPW and JWP in '92. But yes, she's a pretty bad wrestler from the little bit I've seen.

Suben fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Dec 16, 2011

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Suben posted:

Oh also, I don't know why the spoilers said he came out with Epico because that dude is clearly not Epico and looks absolutely nothing like him. Maybe it's Hijo del Medico Asesino who they've had signed for a while but hasn't even been in developmental or something since he's the only other hispanic dude they have that's not Averno and that guy's way bigger than Averno. He's obviously supposed to be more than some local guy.

Yeah, it's funny how they had a Hispanic "gang"-type stable, then immediately split them apart only to form two Hispanic duos. Driving your partner out on a bicycle built for two isn't exactly the best way to introduce someone who is (apparently) meant to look like a badass, but I guess it's better than a lawnmower.

Quantrill
Nov 18, 2005

Chinston Wurchill posted:

but I guess it's better than a lawnmower.

You shut your filthy whore mouth! Lawnmowers are the best thing to ride to the ring. http://youtu.be/qB6yYOQjC8M?t=1m57s

Bearnt!
Feb 6, 2004

No onions, no onions
Found this gem while watching some old SuperStars from 1994.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDaAkdl3d1I

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

KildarX posted:

Awesome, but whose Cayleen Croft?

Nobody's Caylen Croft, he is his own man.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

Bearnt! posted:

Found this gem while watching some old SuperStars from 1994.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDaAkdl3d1I

This is everything I could've wanted from a video with that title. I started laughing like an idiot at "One more tiiiiime!"

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Bearnt! posted:

Found this gem while watching some old SuperStars from 1994.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDaAkdl3d1I

Holy poo poo this is beautiful. Can you possibly upload the commercial for this? Owen Hart randomly having a telephone next to him during a promo, then getting a phone call from Bret is something I think about now and then for a laugh.

RBX
Jan 2, 2011

http://youtu.be/a7u3e05sYgc

I love these off the air videos

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


It sounds like everybody hated Tony Chimel at the time.

Bearnt!
Feb 6, 2004

No onions, no onions

Suben posted:

This is everything I could've wanted from a video with that title. I started laughing like an idiot at "One more tiiiiime!"

:lol: That's the part that always gets me too.

Gavok posted:

Holy poo poo this is beautiful. Can you possibly upload the commercial for this? Owen Hart randomly having a telephone next to him during a promo, then getting a phone call from Bret is something I think about now and then for a laugh.

Here you go bud!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEPSlZ6hHaA

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Meth Rollins
Jun 24, 2005

RBX posted:

http://youtu.be/a7u3e05sYgc

I love these off the air videos

A lot more fun to watch than I thought they would be. This is one he had to put on dailymotion.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xldbsz_off-the-air-the-footage-they-didn-t-want-you-to-see-6_sport

Around 3:15 you can hear Russo on commentary. Cornette hated him even back then.

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