Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Mister Kingdom posted:

My only regret...is that I have...quoteitis.

That's normal. Next patient!

# ? Dec 10, 2011 15:17

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 07:43

Ignimbrite: Jan 5, 2010; BALLS BALLS BALLS; Dinosaur Gum

CHANGE PLACES!

# ? Dec 10, 2011 15:46

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

John Dough posted:

That's normal. Next patient!

I thought you were the robit?

# ? Dec 10, 2011 19:50

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

DrBouvenstein posted:

I thought you were the robit?

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn.

# ? Dec 10, 2011 19:54

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

DrBouvenstein posted:

I thought you were the robit?

That explains this growth on your drive shaft.

# ? Dec 10, 2011 21:27

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

IUG posted:

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn.

Free corn? Well that suits me just fin'!

# ? Dec 10, 2011 22:09

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

DrBouvenstein posted:

I thought you were the robit?

Young lady, I'm an expert on humans.

# ? Dec 10, 2011 22:15

LooseChanj: Feb 17, 2006; Logicaaaaaaaaal!

Now listen here, pick a mouth and open it.

# ? Dec 10, 2011 23:34

delljit: Feb 20, 2004; God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

IUG posted:

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn.

Daddy done good eh?

# ? Dec 11, 2011 00:56

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Attention, Futurama thread posters. STOP ACTING SO STUPID!!!

# ? Dec 11, 2011 03:15

Dodgeball: Sep 24, 2003; Oh no! Dodgeball is really scary!

sebzilla posted:

Attention, Futurama thread posters. STOP ACTING SO STUPID!!!

Is there... "Missus Sebzilla?"

# ? Dec 11, 2011 03:47

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

sebzilla posted:

Attention, Futurama thread posters. STOP ACTING SO STUPID!!!

DrBouvenstein fall down... :saddowns:

# ? Dec 11, 2011 04:54

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Dodgeball posted:

Is there... "Missus Sebzilla?"

She had to go meet some ghost apparently.

# ? Dec 11, 2011 06:28

sildenafil: Dec 17, 2004; They're just jealous.

sebzilla posted:

Attention, Futurama thread posters. STOP ACTING SO STUPID!!!

THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN!
I AM THE GREETEST!
NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH FOR NO RASIN!

# ? Dec 11, 2011 08:18

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

I've got sunny, snow flurry, hail with onions, even my grandmother's cranberry-raisin typhoon, but no Futurama quote.

I'll be damned if I let sildenafil take the blue ribbon again!

# ? Dec 11, 2011 08:30

sildenafil: Dec 17, 2004; They're just jealous.

This cattle prod should help...

# ? Dec 11, 2011 08:39

Monicro: Oct 21, 2010; And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

Dodgeball posted:

Is there... "Missus Sebzilla?"

It sure was nice of Sebzilla's wife to have sex with me

# ? Dec 11, 2011 08:50

Dodgeball: Sep 24, 2003; Oh no! Dodgeball is really scary!

Monicro posted:

It sure was nice of Sebzilla's wife to have sex with me

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Monicro!!

# ? Dec 11, 2011 09:17

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

sildenafil posted:

This cattle prod should help...
_____/

Let us cavort like the Greeks of old! You know the ones I mean.

# ? Dec 11, 2011 09:19

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Dodgeball posted:

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Monicro!!

I chucked the professor at her, but she kept coming. So I had to hit her with this purse I found.

# ? Dec 11, 2011 12:36

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Monicro posted:

It sure was nice of Sebzilla's wife to have sex with me

...I'm sad now :smith:

# ? Dec 11, 2011 13:03

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

John Dough posted:

I chucked the professor at her, but she kept coming. So I had to hit her with this purse I found.

Oh no, is she behind me? :ohdear:

# ? Dec 11, 2011 19:50

Judge Ito Boxing: Oct 29, 2011; There's a lot of value in the public being able to see how the system works.

sebzilla posted:

...I'm sad now

SLEEP LITTLE DUMPLING. I HAVE REPLACED YOUR MOTHER. :unsmigghh:

# ? Dec 12, 2011 03:15

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

DrBouvenstein posted:

Oh no, is she behind me?

No, I'm in front of you :colbert:

# ? Dec 12, 2011 03:21

LooseChanj: Feb 17, 2006; Logicaaaaaaaaal!

Jerusalem posted:

No, I'm in front of you

I'm sorry, I didn't know I was already here.

# ? Dec 12, 2011 03:56

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

LooseChanj posted:

I'm sorry, I didn't know I was already here.

LooseChanj, you can't just sit here in the dark posting Futurama quotes.

# ? Dec 12, 2011 04:14

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

MariusLecter posted:

LooseChanj, you can't just sit here in the dark posting Futurama quotes.

I could if you hadn't turned on the lights and turned off the quote!

# ? Dec 12, 2011 04:39

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

TravBot posted:

I could if you hadn't turned on the lights and turned off the quote!

Now if you'll excuse me, its time to get quote-ay.

# ? Dec 12, 2011 04:55

LooseChanj: Feb 17, 2006; Logicaaaaaaaaal!

TravBot posted:

I could if you hadn't turned on the lights and turned off the quote!

Wait a second, that's not me!

# ? Dec 12, 2011 05:02

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

What are you doing now? Stop doing things!

# ? Dec 12, 2011 06:00

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Things? THINGS? You're not seeing the big picture!

# ? Dec 12, 2011 08:00

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

404GoonNotFound posted:

What are you doing now? Stop doing things!

You want me to stop doing TWO things?!

# ? Dec 12, 2011 08:02

LooseChanj: Feb 17, 2006; Logicaaaaaaaaal!

If anyone wants to tell me what's going on here, I'll be in the lounge. :colbert:

# ? Dec 12, 2011 08:23

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

LooseChanj posted:

If anyone wants to tell me what's going on here, I'll be in the lounge.

Argh! If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome! :argh:

# ? Dec 12, 2011 13:31

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

I'll be in the Chamber of Understanding!

# ? Dec 12, 2011 14:00

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

sebzilla posted:

I'll be in the Chamber of Understanding!

I still maintain that the Chamber of Understanding was one of the greatest obscure callbacks the show has ever done. Unless you remember the Angry Dome joke, it's not funny.

Also:

Zoom in and enhance!

*sigh* That's all the resolution we have. Making it bigger doesn't make it clearer.

It does on CSI: Miami!

# ? Dec 12, 2011 15:19

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Alter Ego posted:

I still maintain that the Chamber of Understanding was one of the greatest obscure callbacks the show has ever done. Unless you remember the Angry Dome joke, it's not funny.

Also:

Zoom in and enhance!

*sigh* That's all the resolution we have. Making it bigger doesn't make it clearer.

It does on CSI: Miami!

No shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!

# ? Dec 12, 2011 17:28