KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

I hate ginger I don't understand how anyone can eat ginger.

Korea? I don't know. Hamstring.

Edit: Dug out my Zune and charged it. Found 42 episodes I put on half a decade ago.

jojoinnit fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Dec 11, 2011

# ? Dec 11, 2011 08:22

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# ? May 14, 2024 20:53

Chicolini: Sep 22, 2007; I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.

How many people you lose on a normal cruise, 30, 40?

# ? Dec 11, 2011 16:28

Kull the Conqueror: Apr 8, 2006; Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

It was a damp and chilly afternoon so I decided to put on...my sweatshirt!

# ? Dec 11, 2011 20:49

Criminal Minded: Jan 4, 2005; Spring break forever

Well, Ms. Benes, cartoons are like gossamer, and...one doesn't dissect gossamer.

# ? Dec 12, 2011 00:46

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Criminal Minded posted:

Well, Ms. Benes, cartoons are like gossamer, and...one doesn't dissect gossamer.

I like the kitty :shobon:

# ? Dec 12, 2011 00:58

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

"You see Elaine, very often we cannot see the forest for the trees."

"Yeah, I don't know what that means."

# ? Dec 12, 2011 01:28

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

Relayer posted:

"You see Elaine, very often we cannot see the forest for the trees."

"Yeah, I don't know what that means."

And how are you doing?

Well, rabbi. Well.

# ? Dec 12, 2011 02:08

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

Elaine, do you remember your dream where you have a sexual encounter with a Chinese woman?

# ? Dec 12, 2011 07:21

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

trapped mouse posted:

Elaine, do you remember your dream where you have a sexual encounter with a Chinese woman?

Seriously, the strangest line in the whole series. Comes out of nowhere.

# ? Dec 12, 2011 07:37

penis sandwich: Aug 28, 2004; have some pudding :)

Sash! posted:

Seriously, the strangest line in the whole series. Comes out of nowhere.

That's what was so vexing!

# ? Dec 12, 2011 15:32

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

A young lady I know, let's call her Elaine, happened to find herself overwhelmed with feelings of resentment and hostility for her friend, let's call him George.

# ? Dec 12, 2011 16:35

Dan Hollis: Jun 16, 2006; Surprise!!!

Kramer: See, keep the big bills on the outside.

Jerry: That's a Five.

# ? Dec 12, 2011 18:55

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

trapped mouse posted:

Elaine, do you remember your dream where you have a sexual encounter with a Chinese woman?

Have we been intimate? :smug:

# ? Dec 12, 2011 19:07

MC Hawking: Apr 27, 2004; by VideoGames; Fun Shoe

Kramer is a strange guy...

# ? Dec 12, 2011 21:41

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Ehud posted:

Have we been intimate?

ELAINE: So, you think you're sponge-worthy?

BILLY: Yes, I think I'm sponge-worthy. I think I'm very sponge-worthy.

ELAINE: Run down your case for me again...?

BILLY: Well, we've gone out several times, we obviously have a good rapport. I own a very profitable electronics distributing firm. I eat well. I exercise. Blood tests - immaculate. And if I can speak frankly, I'm actually quite good at it.

ELAINE: You going to do something about your sideburns?

BILLY: Yeah, I told you...I'm going to trim my sideburns.

ELAINE: And the bathroom in your apartment?

BILLY: Cleaned it this morning.

ELAINE: The sink, the tub, everything got cleaned?

BILLY: Everything, yeah. It's spotless.

ELAINE: Alright, let's go. <They head for the bedroom.>

# ? Dec 12, 2011 22:10

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Slopehead posted:

Kramer is a strange guy...

How will Kramer's mom react when she finds out about Kramer's manlove for Jerry? :ohdear:

# ? Dec 12, 2011 22:13

myron cope: Apr 21, 2009

My wallet's gone! My wallet's gone!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tuDwbDMidM

# ? Dec 12, 2011 22:22

The Human Cow: May 24, 2004; hurry up

Got $200 sitting around and wear a medium? All signs point to YES!!!

# ? Dec 12, 2011 23:11

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Feels like an Arby's night.

# ? Dec 12, 2011 23:16

ChickenMedium: Sep 2, 2001; Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

The Human Cow posted:

Got $200 sitting around and wear a medium? All signs point to YES!!!

Checked the auction, and no one has asked any questions. So disappointing.

# ? Dec 12, 2011 23:17

myron cope: Apr 21, 2009

I think just as distressing is that it doesn't mention Seinfeld anywhere

E: not to say "this was worn in Seinfeld" when I'm guessing it wasnt--but a "hey, this looks like the one worn in Seinfeld!"

# ? Dec 13, 2011 00:33

wa27: Jan 15, 2007

The Human Cow posted:

Got $200 sitting around and wear a medium? All signs point to YES!!!

Here's a cheaper one that's Large, but it's the purple version (same brand, though).
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Purple-and-Black-8-Ball-Jacket-/200686093776?pt=US_CSA_MC_Outerwear&hash=item2eb9d2c5d0

edit: or this one:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Hobo-USA-Leather-Coat-Michael-Hoban-North-Beach-Leather-/260911035525?pt=US_CSA_MC_Outerwear&hash=item3cbf827485

wa27 fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Dec 13, 2011

# ? Dec 13, 2011 04:00

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

"Puddy."
"Is David Puddy there?"
"This is Puddy."
"Well, this is Kramer!"
"I know."

To the end of my days, I will never be able to forget that empty stare that Patrick Warburton was able to pull off right before that exchange.

# ? Dec 13, 2011 04:51

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

mojo1701a posted:

"Puddy."
"Is David Puddy there?"
"This is Puddy."
"Well, this is Kramer!"
"I know."

To the end of my days, I will never be able to forget that empty stare that Patrick Warburton was able to pull off right before that exchange.

That's right.

# ? Dec 13, 2011 04:56

Diabolik900: Mar 28, 2007

potee posted:

That's right.

This is an animated gif, right?

# ? Dec 13, 2011 05:03

bleedbackwards: Jan 13, 2008; weapon finesse: my dong

mojo1701a posted:

"Puddy."
"Is David Puddy there?"
"This is Puddy."
"Well, this is Kramer!"
"I know."

To the end of my days, I will never be able to forget that empty stare that Patrick Warburton was able to pull off right before that exchange.

This is one of my favorite scenes in the whole series. I like to think that, instead of coming up with an activity for Puddy to be doing before the phone rings, they didn't even try and just said "Oh who cares, just sit there staring blankly," and that's how the Puddy stare was born. It could be that they were too lazy to flesh out the scene but it could also be intentionally designed to imply that he just sits there staring at the walls in his free time. Either way is hilarious. Then the deadpan exchange between Puddy and Kramer is just beautiful.

# ? Dec 13, 2011 05:19

Diabolik900: Mar 28, 2007

bleedbackwards posted:

This is one of my favorite scenes in the whole series. I like to think that, instead of coming up with an activity for Puddy to be doing before the phone rings, they didn't even try and just said "Oh who cares, just sit there staring blankly," and that's how the Puddy stare was born. It could be that they were too lazy to flesh out the scene but it could also be intentionally designed to imply that he just sits there staring at the walls in his free time. Either way is hilarious. Then the deadpan exchange between Puddy and Kramer is just beautiful.

If I remember correctly, I think that somebody actually just noticed Patrick Warburton doing that in real life and they chose to work it into thew show.

# ? Dec 13, 2011 05:23

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Is it the squinting?...The staring?

# ? Dec 13, 2011 05:52

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Coffee And Pie posted:

Is it the squinting?...The staring?

The heat, Puddy, MY GOD the heat!

# ? Dec 13, 2011 06:16

Thirtyhelens: Dec 28, 2005; 30 Helens Agree. Hawaii was better before.

Saw "The Subway" today and still love how quickly Jerry goes from:

Jerry: You realize of course you're naked?
Naked Man: Naked, dressed, I don't see any difference.
Jerry: You oughtta sit here. There's a difference.

to back and forth about the Mets.

# ? Dec 13, 2011 06:45

Chicolini: Sep 22, 2007; I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.

Newman's apartment is almost as weird as Kramer's.

# ? Dec 13, 2011 09:47

pyromance: Sep 25, 2006

I just love how many food-related things they managed to fit into his apartment.

# ? Dec 13, 2011 10:27

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Diabolik900 posted:

If I remember correctly, I think that somebody actually just noticed Patrick Warburton doing that in real life and they chose to work it into thew show.

Yeah they saw him doing that before a take and it loving killed everyone so they immediately wrote scenes to use it, like that one and the one where he's on the plane with Elaine.

# ? Dec 13, 2011 14:05