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Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

For your kindle





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FEMA summer camp
Jan 22, 2006

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

LINE PIECE - collegehumour.com

FEMA summer camp
Jan 22, 2006

page off to the best possible start?

A: yes.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

:ughh:

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

http://goodnightdune.com/

http://issuu.com/gryfndrprefct347/docs/ohthetimesandplacesyoullgo

this is a thing (that I will read to my son everynight)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRvvQ7fpImU

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

FEMA summer camp posted:




someone requested this get giffed in the tviv trek thread so i made it



enjoy?

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

JustFrakkingDoIt posted:

someone requested this get giffed in the tviv trek thread so i made it



enjoy?

why didn't he die there

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Sniep posted:

why didn't he die there

q q qqq qq

:ughh:

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound

JustFrakkingDoIt posted:

q q qqq qq

:ughh:

Always the answer.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

For your kindle







this owns

Sneaking Mission
Nov 11, 2008

JustFrakkingDoIt posted:

someone requested this get giffed in the tviv trek thread so i made it



enjoy?

are you prepared for the kind of death youve earned little man

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

COLLEGE HUMOUR

GodlessCommie
Apr 4, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

JustFrakkingDoIt posted:

someone requested this get giffed in the tviv trek thread so i made it



enjoy?

why did they make him go to the academy? he was on the loving bridge when locutus was trying to kill earth. he has more experience than any commander on a gay rear end miranda

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008

GodlessCommie posted:

why did they make him go to the academy? he was on the loving bridge when locutus was trying to kill earth. he has more experience than any commander on a gay rear end miranda

Because he had to not be accepted to learn a lesson: Everyone Hates Wesley, Thursdays at 8:30 on the CW.

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

LP97S posted:

Everyone Hates Wesley, Thursdays at 8:30 on the CW.

Would watch the gently caress out of this

toby
Dec 4, 2002

gently caress you wesley

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
Every episode ends with Wesley snatching defeat from the jaws of victory and someone saying "I hate you Wesley"

Boner Buffet
Feb 16, 2006
somewhere out in the universe there is a non cannon book about wesley killing the 1st on a dominion ship during the war and learning about his enemy whilst discovering a borg/dominion alliance in it's infancy and stopping it with nanites but in reality it is temporal paradox and after the academy he really just became the guy who sweeps the hair up at mr. mott's hair cuttery on starbase 1. at the end of the book he finds an empty vile of ketresel white in his work cubby. the end...? :twisted:

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
Wesley Crusher aka The Crimson Vagina

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
watched In The Pale Moonlight again last night :allears:

Boner Buffet
Feb 16, 2006
i think that's probably the best single episode in the entire franchise.

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
wesley's crippling white addiction leads him into big trouble with the orion syndicate. data experiences fear when spot gets lost in the jefferies tubes.

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003

Shaggar posted:

wesley's crippling white addiction leads him into big trouble with the orion syndicate. data experiences fear when spot gets lost in the jefferies tubes.

haha

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

JustFrakkingDoIt posted:


Qapla'!

Boner Buffet
Feb 16, 2006
Q: It was said in the TNG episode "The Outrageous Okona" that lasers will not even pierce the navigational deflectors. Does this mean that no laser, regardless of how much power is pumped into it, regardless of what portion of the EM spectrum is utilized, will EVER be able to harm a Federation Starship? I also would like to know precisely why Federation Shipwrights feel the need to make navigational deflectors impervious to photons. Does this protection extend to X-Rays, Gamma Rays, Microwaves, Radio Waves, and all the other parts of the EM Spectrum? If so, how does a Federation Starship manage to get any sensory information with the Nav Deflectors shoving all the radiation away from the ship? If Federation Ships deflect photons as is implied, how is it that they are visible? Wouldn't the deflection of all light make them invisible?

unleash the unicorn
Dec 23, 2004

If this boat were sinking, I'd give my life to save you. Only because I like you, for reasons and standards of my own. But I couldn't and wouldn't live for you.
a question for the ages

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
A: Shut up

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

I'm sorry, but the answer we were looking for was "A wizard did it."

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Boner Buffet posted:

Q: It was said in the TNG episode "The Outrageous Okona" that lasers will not even pierce the navigational deflectors. Does this mean that no laser, regardless of how much power is pumped into it, regardless of what portion of the EM spectrum is utilized, will EVER be able to harm a Federation Starship?

autism.txt

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
well the answer is complicated because the Empire's laser cannons and turbolasers are

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

atomicthumbs posted:

well the answer is complicated because the Empire's laser cannons and turbolasers are

empire is star wars heathen

Inverse Icarus
Dec 4, 2003

I run SyncRPG, and produce original, digital content for the Pathfinder RPG, designed from the ground up to be played online.

TOOT BOOT posted:

empire is star wars heathen

the romulans call themselves an empire

really makes u think

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

FORTRANsvestite posted:

the romulans call themselves an empire

really makes u think

about suicide

sticky wizard
Nov 19, 2008

pseudorandom name posted:

I'm sorry, but the answer we were looking for was "A wizard did it."

wasn;t me

FEMA summer camp
Jan 22, 2006

duTrieux posted:

about suicide

don't do it duTrieux it would be cruel and unfair to the people who'd miss you

like me :ohdear:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

duTrieux posted:

about suicide

no that comes later after you've mentally run yourself around into believing that it is literally unethical to ever ask a girl out on a date

Ganguro King
Jul 26, 2007

Coffee Quack posted:

did you like moon

i spent all weekend working/getting drunk so i havent had a chance to watch it yert will prob watch it this weekend

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

it is literally unethical to ever ask a girl out on a date

well it is, I mean if you don't have a written, signed, and notarized invitation

otherwise its rape

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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

FEMA summer camp posted:

don't do it duTrieux it would be cruel and unfair to the people who'd miss you

like me :ohdear:

:unsmith:

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