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"Oh gently caress it's Davesprite. I forgot about him." I love John so much.
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Oh god, that was perfect.
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Dec 17, 2011 10:22
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This is the best idea and it can't make anything more awkward in any way whatsoever. (I get the impression Davesprite knows what's up but didn't tell John because it's funny.)
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Dec 17, 2011 10:24
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Davesprite is the best loving character. I hope 70% of the intermission content in Act 6 is "Davesprite gives John poo poo." And who called Karkat's expression? I know someone did.
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Dec 17, 2011 10:29
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The Green Sun is about to launch a bucket right at Karkat's face.
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Dec 17, 2011 10:37
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Oh my god I can't stop laughing I think I might die please send help I hope we get to see a lot of Davesprite messing with John, because that update was incredible.
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Dec 17, 2011 10:41
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Please let the bucket hit Karkat in the head please let the bucket hit Karkat in the head please let the bucket hit Karkat in the head please let the bucket hit Karkat in the head please let the bucket hit Karkat in the head please let the bucket hit Karkat in the head please let the bucket hit Karkat in the head please let the bucket hit Karkat in the head please let the bucket hit Karkat in the head please let the bucket hit Karkat in the head.
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Dec 17, 2011 10:45
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Wait wait wait wait  pre-emptively fan-arted?
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Dec 17, 2011 10:52
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So, I got to John calling Jade a furry, but 'one of the good ones'. Lost my poo poo. Then, catch up with this thread, find Promstuck, blitz through that. Lose my poo poo a couple times. Then one of you posts Jade tearing into a tiger. Lose my poo poo. Someone posts the link. Lose my poo poo again. And then MOTHERFUCKING HUSSIE drops John launching a motherfucking PAIL into Karkat's dumb face. I have no more poo poo to lose. The metaphorical funny bone is broken. I think I bruised my jaw. Goddrat
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Dec 17, 2011 11:01
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So John is launching a rushed, low on context message, that Dave has ironically messed with, in a bucket at Karkat. And then won't have contact with them for a long, long time. There's no possible way that this won't end hilariously misinterpreted. Hussie
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Dec 17, 2011 11:06
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Isizzlehorn posted:I have no more poo poo to lose. The metaphorical funny bone is broken. I think I bruised my jaw. Yeah this is pretty much me. This update is a masterpiece. Davesprite going "ahahahaha you hosed up" on top of everything else is what killed it for me. I can't wait to see how Karkat reacts to a bucket in the face on top of all of the other poo poo that just happened to him.
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Dec 17, 2011 11:12
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Ahahaha, Davesprite you're such an rear end This update was incredible, but I can't help thinking he's reading this thread  Well, I know he reads his own forums and interacts with his fans regularly, and the same points likely came up over there too but it was the food thing that really got me. We brought up the exact same concerns with the exact same solutions! But man, I hope they get John's letter, that's like the last time they're gonna talk for three drat years. I'm really looking forward to Dave and Rose meeting up with the trolls, though, that's a meeting I've been looking forward to forever now. And even with five planets and hundreds of aliens, John and Jade are still probably gonna end up hating each other. Sibling love~
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Dec 17, 2011 11:31
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This is going to gently caress Karkat up so much.
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Dec 17, 2011 11:32
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Best part? He probably included something in the note like "oh hey vriska can't wait to meet you". Karkat's gonna have to wash his hands with acid and steel wool.
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Dec 17, 2011 11:47
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Gods almighty, I have never felt this way about a webcomic. I absolutely cannot be satisfied. I NEED more, all the time, no matter how much I get. Everything about it is just so perfect. The whole group dynamic is changing, scores of once-divided characters are finally meeting and are guarenteed a long stretch to just, socialize. Chill out and play some fuckin scrabble. This kind of tempering to all the high-strung drama is just so cathartic. I am having so much fun! 
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Dec 17, 2011 11:50
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Homestuck posted:JOHN: you are like a furry now, but not really the weird kind that people on the internet like to have sex with in their imagination. Oh, John, you doofus you.
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Dec 17, 2011 11:50
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John is about to get the biggest boost to his prankster's gambit, and he won't even understand why.
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Dec 17, 2011 11:52
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I think I woke my brother up in the next room with laughing so much! If this carries on I might just pass out from laughing so much. And yeah, this is going to completely wreck karkat's poo poo!
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Dec 17, 2011 12:16
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FaceTime posted:And yeah, this is going to completely wreck karkat's poo poo! It's really the only scenario that could make him regret success. At least Nepeta isn't alive to see it.
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Dec 17, 2011 12:28
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After rereading part of Act 5 I now choose to believe that this event is going to be directly responsible for the end of this memo.quote:FUTURE gallowsCalibrator [FGC] 6:12 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
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Dec 17, 2011 12:38
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ActionZero posted:After rereading part of Act 5 I now choose to believe that this event is going to be directly responsible for the end of this memo. everyone seems to be falling over themselves to explain what terrible thing must have happened to karkat to make him say that - my reading of it is just that he's disgusted at terezi's saccharine "triumph" line & the fact she gets on with her past / future self so well?
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Dec 17, 2011 12:43
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This is it. Through Andrew Hussie we've reached the height of human culture and class. It's all downhill from here. *prepares 'O Fortuna' for inevitable surpassing of expectations*
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Dec 17, 2011 12:48
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quote:JOHN: oh gently caress, it's dave sprite!!!
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Dec 17, 2011 14:06
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This might be one of my favorite sets of updates yet. "ahahahaha you hosed up"
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Dec 17, 2011 14:36
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Is Karkat making that face due to the bucket, or can he not see it yet and it's due to seeing all his friends?
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Dec 17, 2011 15:09
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Fat_Cow posted:Is Karkat making that face due to the bucket, or can he not see it yet and it's due to seeing all his friends? Karkat is gaping because Jack just arrived at the Green Sun. In a second a bucket is going to come flying out of nowhere and clock Jack on the head and Karkat is going to go loving nuts.
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Dec 17, 2011 15:13
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Hussie should cancel the rest of his plans for Homestuck and have all of it be Davesprite loving with John from now onwards. Pure gold.
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Dec 17, 2011 15:47
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Gabriel Pope posted:Karkat is gaping because Jack just arrived at the Green Sun. In a second a bucket is going to come flying out of nowhere and clock Jack on the head and Karkat is going to go loving nuts. Oh god oh god please let this happen. I would die of laughter.
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Dec 17, 2011 15:48
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Goddamn it, John! You just gave five trolls with nothing to do for three years a bucket, JUST as they're going through adolescence. Dave better throw that thing into the Green Sun if they want even a moment's peace for the next three years. But oh man, so glad there are Prospitians and Dersites around. Want to see more of those guys for sure. And Davesprite is Dave if he had cause to be existentially angry with John while John struggles to understand, so that'll be a fun way to spend three years. You think maybe they'll have trouble being friends since Davesprite will be acutely aware he's just a 'replacement Dave' for John and Jade, and once the three years are up they'll want to reunite with their 'real Dave'?
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Dec 17, 2011 15:57
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Dolash posted:Dave better throw that thing into the Green Sun if they want even a moment's peace for the next three years. Dave's not going to be getting a moment's peace anyway. The only clothes he has with him now are red and Terezi's around.
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Dec 17, 2011 16:03
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I can't get this stupid as hell grin off my face. Whatever results from this will be loving hilarous, I just know it.
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Dec 17, 2011 16:14
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What about Nannasprite and Jaspersprite? They were on the Battlefield too. Nannasprite could make nice home-cooked meals for them so they wouldn't have to worry about food. I love how the Handmaid from this page's banner is getting reused.
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Dec 17, 2011 16:21
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Davesprite owns. Best Dave.
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Dec 17, 2011 16:47
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Dolash posted:Goddamn it, John! You just gave five trolls with nothing to do for three years a bucket, JUST as they're going through adolescence. Dave better throw that thing into the Green Sun if they want even a moment's peace for the next three years. See, I think the opposite would happen. John would spend three years getting to know and becoming friends with Davesprite, and then when they all meet up again it'll be hard for him to be friends with Dave again, since he knows Davesprite so much better now.
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Dec 17, 2011 16:48
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Wait, didn't Davesprite change what was on the poster without touching it? Please tell me he somehow changed it to a love letter with John and Karkat's faces on the front of the poster. That would ruin Karkat for life.
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Dec 17, 2011 16:57
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Man we already saw what happened to Gamzee when he lost it. I can only Imagine what karkat's gonna do when he flips.
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Gabriel Pope posted:Karkat is gaping because Jack just arrived at the Green Sun. In a second a bucket is going to come flying out of nowhere and clock Jack on the head and Karkat is going to go loving nuts. No, no, the fandom is feeling too good. The bucket will clock one of the good guys just as they're about to combine forces to defeat Jack. That "clocked" individual will then either get skewered or fail to prevent a skewering. Emotional whiplash will take place. The note, which otherwise would have been hilarious, will be read with heavy tragic irony. Heavier than it will already be, w/r/t to Vriska.
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heythisguyhere posted:Heavier than it will already be, w/r/t to Vriska. In fact, beta Vriska has just shown up, having emerged victorious but an arm and an eye poorer from her fight with beta Jack. The bucket gets stuck on her head, leaving her blind (since she's lost her vision eightfold again) and unable to defend herself. It doesn't come off before her head does. John's note drops out with it, unfolding as it does so. (Because this distracts Jack long enough for everyone else to take care of him, it counts as heroic and sticks.)
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heythisguyhere posted:Heavier than it will already be, w/r/t to Vriska. How can anything be heavier than Vriska? 
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Everybody's talking about John but I'd like to point out that Jade is the one opening a portal so the bucket bops Karkat square on the head. She's clearly the better prankster in this case.
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