KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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dyn: Jan 9, 2005; Barn duelin' since '07

Does anyone know the episode where Puddy is talking to Elaine about how dip isn't eaten as a meal and Elaine looks at him dumbfounded? or atleast the youtube video of the clip? I love the look Elaine gives him after he asks her that.

# ? Dec 16, 2011 20:46

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# ? May 14, 2024 10:09

Criminal Minded: Jan 4, 2005; Spring break forever

dyn posted:

Does anyone know the episode where Puddy is talking to Elaine about how dip isn't eaten as a meal and Elaine looks at him dumbfounded? or atleast the youtube video of the clip? I love the look Elaine gives him after he asks her that.

That's in The Face Painter. THE DEVIIIIIIIILS

# ? Dec 16, 2011 20:53

WouldDesk: Dec 26, 2009

Dan Hollis posted:

Maybe a Seinfeld fan mod will accept this one day.

# ? Dec 16, 2011 21:28

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

She didn't know about pasteurisation, he didn't know about fumigation. But they made it work.

# ? Dec 18, 2011 03:43

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

My god, The Andrea Doria might be the most perfect episode of the entire series. Every character has an amazing story - Jerry delivering mail, George telling the sordid tales of Costanza, Elaine with birds flying into her big head, and Kramer with the coughing dog.

"How many people do they normally lose on these cruises anyway? 30? 40?"

# ? Dec 18, 2011 07:19

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

George's testimony.

Glorious.

# ? Dec 18, 2011 07:57

Criminal Minded: Jan 4, 2005; Spring break forever

Poque posted:

My god, The Andrea Doria might be the most perfect episode of the entire series. Every character has an amazing story - Jerry delivering mail, George telling the sordid tales of Costanza, Elaine with birds flying into her big head, and Kramer with the coughing dog.

"How many people do they normally lose on these cruises anyway? 30? 40?"

"You? You can't deliver mail!"
"Why not?"
"I guess you're right. It's just walking around and stuffing it into boxes."

# ? Dec 18, 2011 08:31

Chicolini: Sep 22, 2007; I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.

Did Kramer write Astonishing Tales of the Sea and Astounding Bear Attacks, or he just has them?

# ? Dec 18, 2011 09:36

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

Not sure if that's ever made clear but I like to presume that he wrote them, of course.

# ? Dec 18, 2011 15:07

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

I got greedy Jerry, I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.

# ? Dec 18, 2011 21:26

OnlyJuanMon: Jan 25, 2010; Too tired to chase fences right now.

^ Yeah, THAT'S what you did...

# ? Dec 18, 2011 22:01

WouldDesk: Dec 26, 2009

'Dingo Took My Baby' Case to be Reopened in 2012

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/12/18/dingo-ate-my-baby-case-to-be-reopened-in-2012/?test=latestnews#ixzz1gvgQnk2S

# ? Dec 18, 2011 23:48

Criminal Minded: Jan 4, 2005; Spring break forever

Chexoid posted:

I got greedy Jerry, I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.

I'll tell ya what you did, Caligula!

# ? Dec 19, 2011 00:27

wa27: Jan 15, 2007

WouldDesk posted:

'Dingo Took My Baby' Case to be Reopened in 2012

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/12/18/dingo-ate-my-baby-case-to-be-reopened-in-2012/?test=latestnews#ixzz1gvgQnk2S

Check out the url. They must have changed the title from "ate" to "took".

# ? Dec 19, 2011 01:44

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

And what is his stance... on abortion?

# ? Dec 19, 2011 22:22

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

I mocked these up and have been giving them out at my office.

They are also going to be given as fake presents to my family.

# ? Dec 20, 2011 01:17

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

Professor Wayne posted:

I mocked these up and have been giving them out at my office.

I certainly hope you just kind of fling them haphazardly at your coworkers. That is the only way to distribute human fund donation certificates!

Awesome job also, it's perfectly ambiguous.

# ? Dec 20, 2011 01:21

WouldDesk: Dec 26, 2009

Professor Wayne posted:

I mocked these up and have been giving them out at my office.

They are also going to be given as fake presents to my family.

I want to work with you.

# ? Dec 20, 2011 03:54

victorious: Jul 2, 2007; As a youth I prayed, "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."

Relayer posted:

I certainly hope you just kind of fling them haphazardly at your coworkers. That is the only way to distribute human fund donation certificates!

Bonus points if you lock yourself out of your office and then go home.

# ? Dec 20, 2011 05:59

Ashenai: Oct 5, 2005; You taught me language;
and my profit on't
Is, I know how to curse.

victorious posted:

Bonus points if you lock yourself out of your office and then go home.

Listen, do you think I give a drat?!

# ? Dec 20, 2011 09:42

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

WouldDesk posted:

I want to work with you.

I don't know, my son says his company stinks!

# ? Dec 20, 2011 16:22

Kull the Conqueror: Apr 8, 2006; Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

OH, THAT'S IT, THEY HAVE GONE TOO FAR! THEY KEEP PUSHING ME AND PUSHING ME! NOW I GOT NO CHOICE BUT TO GO DOWN THERE_{...and talk to them.}

# ? Dec 21, 2011 21:28

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

HE'S BEBOPPING AND SCATTING AND I'M LOSING IT!!

# ? Dec 21, 2011 22:46

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Step skipper! That man is a step skipper! He skips Step 9!

# ? Dec 21, 2011 22:52

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

I'm watching you too Coffee and Pie but Rageaholic Monkey is really showing me something!

# ? Dec 22, 2011 07:07

Criminal Minded: Jan 4, 2005; Spring break forever

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Step skipper! That man is a step skipper! He skips Step 9!

"You got a little rage.
"I know, and now they want me to bottle it all up. IT MAKES ME SO MAD!"

# ? Dec 22, 2011 07:09

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Criminal Minded posted:

"You got a little rage.
"I know, and now they want me to bottle it all up. IT MAKES ME SO MAD!"

I get peeved.
Mad
Miffed?
Mad
Irked?
I would like to see you get really mad.

# ? Dec 22, 2011 09:30

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

"Elaine is this funny?? Am I being funny now??!"

"..a little"

# ? Dec 22, 2011 22:37

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

My, you are a tenacious little monkey!

# ? Dec 23, 2011 02:48

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.

# ? Dec 23, 2011 02:55

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

potee posted:

Far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.

And with Darrin's help, we'll get that chicken.

# ? Dec 23, 2011 06:02

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker