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The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
it's true...I'm George...I'M GEORGE!

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dyn
Jan 9, 2005

Barn duelin' since '07

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

....hey neighbor :shobon:

is this Seinfeld's van? SEINFELDS VAN! SEINFELDS VAN!

Dan Hollis
Jun 16, 2006

Surprise!!!

dyn posted:

is this Seinfeld's van? SEINFELDS VAN! SEINFELDS VAN!

I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Relayer posted:

I think I've decided my overall favorite George plotline is the episode where he has to prove to Dina that he isn't going insane. It's so amazing how the circumstances of other plotlines in the show all tie together to make him seem even more crazy every time she's around.

"It's not mine, I got it from the institute... the institute!!"

He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Criminal Minded posted:

He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!

Mmm... thats delicious... hrmmm, yep that's a perfectly sane food to eat.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Serenity now. Insanity later.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

jojoinnit posted:

Mmm... thats delicious... hrmmm, yep that's a perfectly sane food to eat.

Interesting texture.

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


Relayer posted:

I think I've decided my overall favorite George plotline is the episode where he has to prove to Dina that he isn't going insane. It's so amazing how the circumstances of other plotlines in the show all tie together to make him seem even more crazy every time she's around.

"It's not mine, I got it from the institute... the institute!!"

My favorite part is when she accuses him of taking pleasure in the suffering of others and he just yells "All my friends do it!"

Ashenai
Oct 5, 2005

You taught me language;
and my profit on't
Is, I know how to curse.
Quick, George! Put a thought in my mind! ... Meatballs! Unbelievable! You're a wonder, George!

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Have you ever...yearned?

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007
"Haw" captures Jerry's face so well.

Heeey, a dinosaur! :haw:

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Who has a funeral on a Wednesday? That's what I want to know.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So Mom 'n' Pop's plan all along was to move into the neighborhood, build up trust over thirty years.... and then steal Jerry's sneakers?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

neoboman posted:

"Haw" captures Jerry's face so well.

Heeey, a dinosaur! :haw:

I once had a dream that a hamburger was eatin' me! :haw:

Ashenai
Oct 5, 2005

You taught me language;
and my profit on't
Is, I know how to curse.

DrBouvenstein posted:

I once had a dream that a hamburger was eatin' me! :haw:

They don't just overcook a hamburger :mad:

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Ashenai posted:

They don't just overcook a hamburger :mad:

"The point I was making before Goebbels made your hamburger" is one of my favorite lines in the whole drat show.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
ASTROTURF? You know who invented that, don't you? THE JEWS!

The Jews hate natural grass. Always have, always will.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific.

There's nothing funny about that.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
"Are you reading my VCR manual?"
"Well, we can't all be reading the classics, Professor Highbrow."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

mojo1701a posted:

We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific.

There's nothing funny about that.

George growling,"He's in the bat-troom!" is a really unappreciated line in my opinion.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

mojo1701a posted:

We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific.

There's nothing funny about that.

Ya like ice?!

Konec Hry
Jul 13, 2005

too much love will kill you

Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

So Mom 'n' Pop's plan all along was to move into the neighborhood, build up trust over thirty years.... and then steal Jerry's sneakers?
Apparently.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

George growling,"He's in the bat-troom!" is a really unappreciated line in my opinion.

That whole episode is amazing.

"We'll say we're frightened and we have to leave!"

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

PIPE DOWN, CHORUS BOY :mad:

dyn
Jan 9, 2005

Barn duelin' since '07
"The Couch" was on TV last night and I forgot how fantastic it was to see Jerry so smug about causing so much drama and misery to Elaine by bringing up the abortion question.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

dyn posted:

"The Couch" was on TV last night and I forgot how fantastic it was to see Jerry so smug about causing so much drama and misery to Elaine by bringing up the abortion question.
it's not a pizza till you put the toppings on.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

neoboman posted:

That whole episode is amazing.

"We'll say we're frightened and we have to leave!"

Bone marrow.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Chocolate babka.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Another babka?! :aaa:

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
NO, I'm BRINGING CAKE!!!

Wotan
Aug 15, 2009

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Master of the house, doling out the charm

WoG
Jul 13, 2004

Barnum posted:

Master of the house, doling out the charm

Everybody's talkin' at me
I can't hear a word they're sayin'
Just drivin' round in Jon Voigt's car...

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

WoG posted:

Everybody's talkin' at me
I can't hear a word they're sayin'
Just drivin' round in Jon Voigt's car...

I like to stop
At the duty-free shop

Ashenai
Oct 5, 2005

You taught me language;
and my profit on't
Is, I know how to curse.
Believe it or not, George isn't at home
Please leave a message at the beep
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Hello Margery, George Costanza. How are you sweet heart? Listen, can you give Mr. Thomassoulo a message for me? Yes. If he needs me, tell him I’M IN MY OFFICE!

Thanks :)

DoYouHasaRabbit
Oct 8, 2007
I want you to have this job, of course.....the board of directors is under indictment and will be serving time.

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
"Oh my god there's a tree inside the house!!"
"Juuuust throw it anywhere!"

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007
Yankee bean, yankee bean, I like my yankee beeeeeean.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

dyn posted:

"The Couch" was on TV last night and I forgot how fantastic it was to see Jerry so smug about causing so much drama and misery to Elaine by bringing up the abortion question.

I still can't believe how casually the show managed to treat the issue of abortion as a subplot, and I have to think that they probably suffered a lot of grief from NBC about bringing it up at all.

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Ashenai
Oct 5, 2005

You taught me language;
and my profit on't
Is, I know how to curse.
MRS SEINFELD CHOOSE A GLASS PICK A GLASS MRS SEINFELD :gonk:

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