KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Ashenai posted:

MRS SEINFELD CHOOSE A GLASS PICK A GLASS MRS SEINFELD

Y'know, with all the scenes of Jerry being obsessed with cleanliness I'm surprised there wasn't a bit later in that episode about him finding out his mother peed in his coffee mug.

# ? Dec 30, 2011 00:12

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# ? May 15, 2024 15:35

Criminal Minded: Jan 4, 2005; Spring break forever

Ashenai posted:

MRS SEINFELD CHOOSE A GLASS PICK A GLASS MRS SEINFELD

You know, Jerry really doesn't clean these very well.

# ? Dec 30, 2011 00:16

Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

I still can't believe how casually the show managed to treat the issue of abortion as a subplot, and I have to think that they probably suffered a lot of grief from NBC about bringing it up at all.

You know, someday...we're going to get enough people in the Supreme Court to change that law.

# ? Dec 30, 2011 00:17

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
You been out ridin' fences for so long now

# ? Dec 30, 2011 00:20

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

Sash! posted:

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
You been out ridin' fences for so long now

Ohhhh, witch-AY woman.

# ? Dec 30, 2011 01:04

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city, linger on the sidewalk where the neon lights are pretty...where the neon lights are pretty... the Broadway area?

# ? Dec 30, 2011 03:13

Roleplaying Larry: Dec 5, 2008

neoboman posted:

That whole episode is amazing.

"We'll say we're frightened and we have to leave!"

Yeah, that's good. He'd clunk our heads together like Moe.

# ? Dec 30, 2011 03:28

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city, linger on the sidewalk where the neon lights are pretty...where the neon lights are pretty... the Broadway area?

No, that's mid-town.

(I like that despite living there his entire life, George still doesn't know NYC very well.)

# ? Dec 30, 2011 04:16

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
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# ? Dec 30, 2011 04:42

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

DrBouvenstein posted:

No, that's mid-town.

(I like that despite living there his entire life, George still doesn't know NYC very well.)

He can find his way pretty well to his imaginary home in the Hamptons though.

# ? Dec 30, 2011 13:22

Stare-Out: Mar 11, 2010

Jerusalem posted:

He can find his way pretty well to his imaginary home in the Hamptons though.

Also any toilet (and the quality thereof) in the city.

# ? Dec 30, 2011 13:32

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

You're eating onions, you're spotting dimes, I don't know what the hell is going on!

# ? Dec 30, 2011 15:36

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

So, Elaine was telling me about this piece of whitefish she had the other day...

Ehud fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Dec 30, 2011

# ? Dec 30, 2011 16:15

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

It's amazing. If I reach out and touch her breast right not, she'd scream and throw me out of the car. But at this time tomorrow, I could touch it all I want.

# ? Dec 30, 2011 16:31

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

I finished my rewatch through the whole series and loved every minute of it. There were a couple episodes I really didn't recognize, and it blew my mind when somebody mentioned that Michael Chiklis was the dude in The Stranded (easily in the bottom 5 episodes of the series, if not the worst). I kind of want to rewatch through the entire thing again and do a countdown of my Top 100 moments of the entire Seinfeld series.

# ? Dec 30, 2011 17:43

penismightier: Dec 6, 2005; What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Poque posted:

it blew my mind when somebody mentioned that Michael Chiklis was the dude in The Stranded (easily in the bottom 5 episodes of the series, if not the worst).

Worse than the LA episodes? Really?

# ? Dec 30, 2011 18:06

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

penismightier posted:

Worse than the LA episodes? Really?

Because the murderer struck again! :dance:

# ? Dec 30, 2011 18:27

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

penismightier posted:

Worse than the LA episodes? Really?

the LA episodes have Clint Howard in them so uhh we're going to loving throw down

# ? Dec 30, 2011 18:45

BrandNew: May 16, 2007; Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

Yama-Hama, it's fright night.

# ? Dec 30, 2011 19:09

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

The Stranded is actually pretty funny at times, so it's the clear winner over the LA episodes.

# ? Dec 30, 2011 19:42

Klaus Kinski: Nov 26, 2007; Der Klaus

Poque posted:

I finished my rewatch through the whole series and loved every minute of it. There were a couple episodes I really didn't recognize

This happens to me every time I rewatch it, even though there's pretty much no chance I've missed them.

# ? Dec 30, 2011 19:42

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

People dislike the LA episodes?

# ? Dec 30, 2011 19:47

Locutus of Bald: Aug 20, 2009; by Debbie Metallica

Poque posted:

The Stranded (easily in the bottom 5 episodes of the series, if not the worst).

"The Bris" would like to have a word with you.

# ? Dec 30, 2011 19:54

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

People dislike the LA episodes?

Edit: ugh stupid phone.

# ? Dec 30, 2011 20:08

penismightier: Dec 6, 2005; What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

The LA episodes are basically the only ones I can't sit through. The loving cop sideplot, the lame scenery change, the whole idea of a two-episode "mission" to find Kramer - it's like a glimpse at an alternate reality where Seinfeld is about as good as Home Improvement.

# ? Dec 30, 2011 20:12

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

I dunno, I like the whole George and the maid subplot and it felt like they got to indulge their wackiness a bit. Also Kramers elderly neighbour who was in a Three Stooges episode once.

Also George trying to pitch episodes of Cheers and LA Law. There's some gold in those episodes.

jojoinnit fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Dec 30, 2011

# ? Dec 30, 2011 20:15

WoG: Jul 13, 2004

jojoinnit posted:

People dislike the LA episodes?

It is puzzling. The phone call to the cops, the sheet tuck debate, the tipping debate, kramer's interrogation, so much gold.

Stranded's definitely one of the weakest, but not as bad as 'The Dog'. George and Elaine alone makes for some funny scene or two, but the other 90% of that episode is terrible.

# ? Dec 30, 2011 20:22

esperantinc: May 5, 2003; JERRY! HELLO!

WoG posted:

It is puzzling. The phone call to the cops, the sheet tuck debate, the tipping debate, kramer's interrogation, so much gold.

"Excuse me, where are we?"
"Earth."

Gets me every time.

# ? Dec 30, 2011 20:35

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Locutus of Bald posted:

"The Bris" would like to have a word with you.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

This isn't even like saying 2+2=5, this is like saying 2+2=50.

# ? Dec 30, 2011 20:42

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

WoG posted:

It is puzzling. The phone call to the cops, the sheet tuck debate, the tipping debate, kramer's interrogation, so much gold.

Stranded's definitely one of the weakest, but not as bad as 'The Dog'. George and Elaine alone makes for some funny scene or two, but the other 90% of that episode is terrible.

"He is described as extremely dangerous and a generous tipper."

# ? Dec 30, 2011 20:52

WoG: Jul 13, 2004

esperantinc posted:

"Excuse me, where are we?"
"Earth."

Gets me every time.

What's my name? It's, uh, _{George Costanza...}

# ? Dec 30, 2011 20:55

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Remember I told you about my uncle who worked at the book depository with Lee Harvey Oswald? He told him "the Presidents been shot" and Lee Harvey winked at him and said "I'm gonna go catch a movie"?

# ? Dec 30, 2011 21:17

penismightier: Dec 6, 2005; What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Poque posted:

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

This isn't even like saying 2+2=5, this is like saying 2+2=50.

Seriously - The Bris is top ten material.

"It's a military thing!"

# ? Dec 30, 2011 21:33

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Wait wait wait

The Bris is the Pigman episode.

How can you claim PIGMAN to be one of the worst?

Also it had George's PERFECT SPOT.

# ? Dec 30, 2011 22:11

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

The pig-man! I saw a pig-man! He was just lying there and then he woke up. He looked up at me and made this horrible sound! REEEEEAAAAAAAAAA, REEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

# ? Dec 30, 2011 22:18

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Poque posted:

The pig-man! I saw a pig-man! He was just lying there and then he woke up. He looked up at me and made this horrible sound! REEEEEAAAAAAAAAA, REEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

But he wasn't a pig-man, was he? :colbert: